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Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
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Ma!! The Mitochondria!
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

It still makes me laugh whenever a team (or multiple) sees my square head and nerd glasses and then answers Drew Carey on a question that was completely wrong.  Don’t get it twisted though, I used to love The Drew Carey Show and he was pretty damn good on Whose Line is it Anyway, but c’mon people, he’s got nothing to do with Archer!  Besides, why would anyone care how big Drew’s hands are?  They were asking Ms. Truckasauraus herself…the voice of Lana…Lana…LANA….LLLLAAAAANNNNNNNAAAA
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
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Wait, so Ivanka is going to be the first lady...?
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I would like to open the blog with a tip of the hat to the multitude of new and returning faces I saw this evening at ze quiz.  Obviously ze quiz does not work without ze quizzers, so pulling in a solid 12 teams who were girthy but not illegal on the “number of players” scale is always appreciated.  So I tip my hat to you and don’t you worry, it’s not a trilby. I give a wag of the finger to whatever team who took the phrase “kinda-bad early George Lucas movie” and got Howard the Duck
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Why is your Lake Titicaca not filled with boobs and poop?
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I don't know about you guys, but I don't really put too much stock into New Year's Resolutions anymore.  Now, before you get all shirty with me I'm definitely not trying to put anyone down who make them resolutions.  They can be very cathartic for some people…just not for me.  If I want to make a change, then I need to decide on it, and act on it myself, and not rely on an external deadline.  This is why when I joined a gym, I did so in October.  That works better for me…always has…too bad it took me until I was in my 30s to figure it out.  Ah well, better late than never…and I do feel that I'm a better person for it. 
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Nice Harry Potter bed sheets...mind if I...Slytherin?
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I think my favorite part of the Deadpool film is when he’s doing the montage of death, he keeps asking “where the fuck is Francis?”  Well, friends if you think about it for a second…nobody who he is asking know who the fuck Francis even is!!  They all know him as Ajax.  Oh, giggles Mr. Pool. As I type this blog with non-KFC spork-sized hands, I realize that this is the last bloggy blog I’ll be writing of this awful year of the reaper.  The hits just keep on coming, and good lordy I dunno about yous guys, but I’m about fucking
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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There was no salt in that lost shaker
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

It would seem that the holiday spirit is in full swing.  At least it is, as far as I know, considering it's already December fucking 21st already.  This shit sneaks up on me real hard every year.  I don't have any kids, so I've got nobody reminding me about the Christmahanahkwanzaakah countdowns, just impending time off of work (which is awesome).  Sadly, at this time last year we had 9 teams for Quizmas.  This year, we had 33% of that number, but the same amount of heart, damnit!  If you want someone to blame, look at Milli Vinilli.  Though just at the end of quiz, one
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Dec 14, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Boston Butt is not what you think it is
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

Random thought of the day involving modern technology:  Drunk texts are flattering in a way, because if someone is that drunk, their brain isn't working properly, and whoever they are drunk texting is who crosses their mind when they're extra twisted and need help operating a spoon.  A few "rules" for holiday happiness: If you're waiting behind someone at an ATM, let them know you're there by standing real close and breathing on their neck.  (Author's note:  funny in theory, BAD idea in practice.  DO NOT DO THIS!) Sometimes, the anaconda do…regardless of the availability of buns. Be safe and don't fall down. If
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
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8-bit Christmas music sounds so festive!
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I feel like at this point, most of you know that I am a huge Harry Potter fan.  I have theories on things, and even before I saw any memes on the subject, I had figured out that Fred and George were indeed pelting Voldemort in the face with snowballs.  I even have a couple of theories about the new movie Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them…but I won’t post ‘em here, because y’know, spoilers and such.  However, I did come up with a fun gem tonight based on Star Wars and tonight’s round 4, entitled Hayden Christiansen Does Not Care for These Questions. So, for
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
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I'm very proud of the Interrupting Cow for all of his successful therap...MOO!...y
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone, and once again I am drowning in leftovers.  Holy crap, there was a lot of foodstuffs.  Thankfully, I only peeled and cooked about 7 pounds of potatoes for the mashing this year, unlike last year’s fiasco… ***flashback*** So, as you may or may not know, I am a New York Giants football fan, which means that there are certain teams that I…fucking…hate.  One of those teams is the Philadelphia Phucking Eagles.  It's just nature that New York and Philly sports fans do not get along.  So, to quote a fellow QM, that being said, I was watching the Lions beat
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
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Apparently Dwayne Johnson is a Hufflepuff
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

Two years.  A glorious two years we've been doing Geeks Who Drink Pub Quiz at Playground.  First and foremost, I want to give a huge shout-out to The Playground for bringing us in, and for keeping us around for all this time.  Also, I'd like to profusely thank the staff that have taken good care of us all, hosts and quizzers alike every single week for all that time!  You kids all rock!  Of course there wouldn't be quiz without quizzers, so many words of thanks to you all as well!  There's almost always a healthy amount of sass thrown around each week and honestly, that just makes things all the
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
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It's really dangerous to wave at someone you don't know...because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky...
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

Tonight’s blog, rather than being a semi-cohesive tangent off of something that guy said to me once, will be a series of vaguely comedic vignettes…either due to my lack of attention span, or just due to the fact that my segue game has finally suffered a critical error…or perhaps I just can’t be bothered anymore.  You decide! Before writing ze blog tonight, I was surfing Facebook, like ya do, and a friend of mine from back in Virginia posted:  “What are the things on bagels called?? The heroin sprinkles?”  For sure this is a joke, right?  It’s gotta be! 
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
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Better song for a dance-off: Bye Bye Bye, or Bear Necessities?
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

I’ve been a fan of cooking and cooking shows for awhile now.  When I got home from tonight’s quiz, I decided to catch up a bit on my DVR, most notably on some Iron Chef America episodes.  They’re all Halloween episodes, and focused on Halloween candy in savory dishes and scary combinations.  Some of that shit is mind-boggling…like why the fuck would I make a dish where bone marrow and hard candy needed to be used together?  Though, as someone who tends to over-think and over-complicate things when I cook, maybe it would be helpful for me to have some random restrictions like that. The idea to go on a cooking show has been in the back of
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
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Wednesday, Nov 02, 2016
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It's not quite "Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!" but I'll take it
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

For those of you who know me well(ish), you may have heard that we suspect I have rain powers; the vague ability to sorta-kinda conjure thunderstorms and cloud sploosh even in the desert of Tucson, AZ.  For those of you who know me really well, you know that my number of choice (for a long time) is number 17.  This may come into play later. Tonight at ze quiz, second place went to The Rustic Trombones and absolutely shalacking the competition (finishing ahead of number 2 by a whopping 17 points…see?  17!) was Something About Baseball.  They’re an unholy alliance of Michael J Foxworthy
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Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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This is my version
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

So tonight at quiz one of the teams (who shall remain nameless) guessed The Kardashians instead of a baseball team.  While (forgive my non-P.C. comment) I’m pretty sure that the sister would have no problem sexually satisfying several baseball teams, that’s not what we were looking for in that round.  But it did bring to mind a disturbing trend in today’s peoples.  Pardon the politik, but when you’ve got a country who can mostly identify which Kardashian sister is which, and what their usernames on Instagram are, but who can’t tell you anything about what the proposed policies of the Presidential candidates are, I hate
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Playground Bar & Lounge
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Tucson, AZ
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Wednesday, Oct 19, 2016
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"Heathers" featuring Soggy Sally
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

Sometimes the blog is easy to write; the content is glorious, the teams are sassy, and there were possibly some shenanigans that went down that I could blog about.  To be honest, more often than not I hem and haw over the blog content.  It's dumb, and I recognize this; it's a bit of over-thinking, mixed with a healthy dose of functional-perfectionism.  This is probably the main reason I’ve never actually taken part in Nanowrimo…because instead of breaking the thing down into manageable tasks, I have a tendency to look at the bigger, vaguely overwhelming picture and end up doing nothing.  I should work on that.  Just a friendly heads up…make
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Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
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John Tesh's bizarre sexual conquest of Don, the orange groper
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Alrighty kids, I know that I often do and will continue to “date” myself in my age, but does anyone else remember the movie Roxanne?  For the 99.4% of you who have no clue what I’m talking about, it’s a riff on Cyrano de Bergerac starring Steve Martin.  Well, I had one smarty pants guy tonight who did not win the round 1 bonus question.  It wasn’t his fault (except that it was), but my old eyes just couldn’t decipher or reconcile Freddy Dumas or whatever part of Chewbacca’s
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Playground Bar & Lounge
278 East Congress Street
Tucson, AZ
85701
Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
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I honestly forgot the Icky Thump was a thing
Quizmaster Zero: Scoobses Edition

As most of you regular Playground quizzers know, I tend to give Kyle a bunch of shit for not listening to directions.  Now, before you go vilify ole Scoobs, just remember that he gives as good as he gets.  I bring this up for two reasons:  first, it’s a spot where I can give Kyle a zinger (phrasing?) and he can’t defend himself…and also it gives me a C+ segue into the next topic of People hearing what they want to hear in certain situations.  Which is the perfect lead-in to Uncle Scoobs’ What did you learn? for tonight’s
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