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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Peter Gabriel > Phil Collins. Always.
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Matt

Howdy all, Matt here filling in for Rob. Always a pleasure to be running quiz at the Tavern at St. Michael’s, where I have, from time to time, been known to occasionally wait tables. Home field advantage is a very real thing, folks.   I must confess I have a nasty habit of going slightly overtime as a Quizmaster. I generally keep it from going overboard, but it is still a nasty inclination just the same. But, in my defense, it’s only because I have such a great time doing quiz, reading questions, bantering with the crowd, and— most importantly— repping my great taste in music. And all these joys are intensified with
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Quizmaster, musician, lister of attributes


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Are you feeling unlucky?
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Researchers estimate that at least 10 percent of the U.S. population has a fear of the number 13, and each year the even more specific fear of Friday the 13, known as paraskevidekatriaphobia, results in financial losses in excess of $800 million annually, as people avoid marrying, traveling or in the most severe cases, even working. But what’s so unlucky about the number 13, and how did this numerical superstition get started? An early myth surrounding the origin of the fear involved one of the world’s oldest legal documents, the Code of Hammurabi, which reportedly omitted a 13th law from its list of legal rules. In reality, the omission was no more than a clerical error
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dance Mommy Dance!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

When you finish the night with a 3 way tie for 2nd place, and your mom is one of the participants in the democratically voted for “dance off” to settle 2nd place, you shouldn’t even need to write a blog.  I can tell you that it was game over almost immediately when my mom went straight after the other two contestants and challenged
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It Really Does Feel Like The World Is Ending
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I spend most of my evenings after work and on the weekends watching baby TV these days. Shows about animated squirrels hiding an acorn and looking for it. Shows about a rabbit names Harry The Bunny who is basically a small child learning the ways of the world and spending his days getting dressed and playing in what I assume is his parents garden.   There's also a couple of other shows that I find to be really creepy, and they come across as foreign ripoffs of the Telatubbies or Barney the Purple Dinosaur. There's one about 3 mice that live in a clock. That one freaks me out. Like seriously, it freaks me out. I have weird dreams about it. Just, no.   The
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Last Quiz of this part of History
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I started a new playlist today. American Pie – Don McLean It’s the end of the World as we Know it – R.E.M. Number of the Beast – Iron Maiden Along with a few songs I came to love during the 4 years before 2008. Mostly from bands like NoFX, Green Day, and a bunch of classic rock songs from the 60’s, which in retrospect appears to play out to be a much calmer time in American History as we move forward.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bringing A New Definition to the Term, "Leaking Information"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Ok, raise your hand if for one moment you thought to yourself, at any point in your life, that the   president of The United States of America would actually have to defend himself among accusations   that a Russian Hooker peed on him? As cynical as I like to think I am, I can say that I never did.   On the other hand, this same guy that questions the validity of someone recording him without him   knowing, after a video of him having a conversation about molesting women by grabbing them by the   pussy and getting away with it because he’s famous was leaked to the whole world.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 05, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Chris & Kaitlyn, I'm calling you out!!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Normally, I don't sit down to write my blog with any ideas in mind as to what I am going to say. That's probably why I am the most boring blog writer in the history of Geeks Who Drink. That being said, I have a very specific gripe with one of my regular teams. Specifically, that gripe is with Chris & Kaitlyn, who happen to go by the team name of Chris & Kaitlyn.   See, I am in the habit of friending my regular quizzers on Facebook because I think it's important that they get to know me and understand that I'm just a regular guy who likes to joke around and not to take anything I do too seriously. Quiz is just a bunch of fun and games, and my sense of humor
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 29, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Sing along everyone!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Oh Quizzers Quizzers Quizzers I hope you came to play Oh Quizzers Quizzer Quizzers I'm here every Thursday   I once hung out with Quizzers It wasn't a Thursday I figured I would meet them And a Quiz I would play   We answered all the questions But didn't win a prize And they found out I'm stupid Which wasn't a surprise   Oh Quizzers Quizzers Quizzers I hope you came to play Oh Quizzers Quizzer Quizzers I'm here every Thursday   I asked a bunch of questions Some were about piss pots Others
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I didn't realize there were so many versions of this song!! I'll play them all and write my own!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I don't want a lot for Quizmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the answers That are always wrong indeed I just want you to have fun More than you could ever know Make my quiz come true All I want for Quizmas is you   I don't want a lot for Quizmas There is just one thing I need And I don't care about the free drinks That you will or won't receive I don't need to take your bullshit While I read the answers back Santa Claus won't save your asses Just because you don't know jack   I just want you off your phone More
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Quizzers are the best!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I had a very interesting conversation last night with one of my favorite regulars, Jeremy. He informed me that I do a good job running quiz. That I'm confident, funny and inappropriate. I was sure how to take that. But he continued on to say that the best part of what I do is that I don't care what people think about the things I say and that makes it genuine.   I never really thought about it much before that moment, but you know what? He's right. I really don't care what people think about the things I say or do while I'm up there. I say what's on my mind, I crack myself up, and sometimes, other people will laugh along. (p.s. Smiling is my favorite)   I
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Something I Like To Call "Home Field Advantage", Which the Raiders Clearly Did Not Have
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Matt

Hey all, Matt here. Robb sadly could not be with us here at the Tavern tonight so he asked me to fill in for him. We’re all hoping for a fast recovery after his Raiders sadly lost. Our thoughts are with you, Robb.   A fun fact about Matt: I have, on occasion, been known to wait tables at The Tavern at St. Michael’s, so it seemed natural that I would fill in his post. It was a fun experience, getting to experience the festivities on the other end, some “through the looking glass” stuff. Shoutout to my college town of Eugene, Oregon (don’t ever go; it sucks), I got in my obligatory once-per-quiz Pavement play
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Quizmaster, musician, lister of attributes


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Week After Thanksgiving Empty Wallet Blues
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

As the holiday season is upon us, I become more and more amused at the actions of others that completely defy what these times are supposed to be all about. I was driving home today and there was 2 cars driving next to each other on the freeway, going 10 miles an hour under the speed limit. There were no accidents to speak of and no traffic in front of them, but there they are, just plodding along like nobody else in the world has anywhere to be. I kept my distance, but then flashed my brights a couple of times to let the car in the left hand lane know I wanted to pass, so what does the driver do? I'll tell you. They speed up, get over, and then proceed to act like they are
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Nov 17, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Damn, it's soooooo cold out!!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Man, that was a cold one!! and I'm not talking about the beer. As much as I was wishing for the snow, I forgot that along with the beauty of it comes the freezing ass weather that makes me never want to leave the venue, stay inside all night and drink more cold ones.   The worst part is, after being inside for a few hours in a nice warm building, is that first rush of cold air hitting your face and then realizing that your car os going to be as cold as a witches tit and that there is ice all over your windshield. I should have parked closer.   I guess my point is, I really appreciate those of you that made the journey to spend those few hours
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Nov 10, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Quiz Can Be Therapeutic
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Sometimes it's easier, when in a time of confusion, to get away from the norm and remember that there are a lot of people in this world that love you and care for your well being. That's one of the things that I love about being a Quizmaster. The people that come out to quiz are people that I consider to be friends.   I'm glad that we were able to get away from politics and all of the hate that seems to be spreading throughout this great country. Sometimes I feel like that lizard being chased by all of the racer snakes in that video from Planet Earth 2 that's gone viral.   But you know what? Good for them. If there is a group of people that
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Nov 03, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Right 2 Read. Because Everyone Has A Right To Read
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Sometimes I sit down to write my blog and I don't know where to start. Tonight was not one of those nights. Last night was a night to remember. 18 teams that were all there supporting a cause that is so important in any community, yet we were honored enough to have Right 2 Read right here in our own back yard.   The amazing work that this organization does to help adults with literacy is so important. Especially since a lot of them are coming here to seek out a new and amazing life and being able to function in society by simply being able to understand everything in front of them, is a step in that direction.   Usually, I would talk about
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Oct 27, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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We have a Quiz for a Cause Next Week. Don't Forget!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Alright, I am going to have to make this real quick. It's my son's birthday weekend, and since they go back to their mom's house tomorrow, we're going to take him out to dinner. He's turning 15. That's right, I said 15. I know, I know. You're probably thinking, “But Robert, you look so young. How could you possibly have a son that is 15 years old?” It's true. I really do look fantastic for someone of my years. What can I say? It's in my genes.   Next week we are having a Quiz for a Cause for Right to Read. It's a great organization whose goal is literacy, communication skills and cultural orientation enabling greater student self reliance. So come
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!!