• Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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We had a Winner, and a not so hot Carl
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

There comes a time in every parent's life where they wake up one day and realize that their kids are growing up way too fast for you to keep track of what's going on and you can only hope that you've given them enough direction to get their business handled well enough to make sure that they get to lead the lives that you have always hoped they would. Today was that day for me. My son started high school. He's got all of the classes that he wanted, included Intro to Engineering. He wants to be an engineer.   Why is this relevant to quiz? I'll tell you why. It's not. But you know what? This is my blog and I'll write about anything I want to.   You
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Nobody Cares About Pre-Season Football, Unless They're In My Venue
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

    I've wanted for so long to be able to write a blog that's worthy enough of the blog of the week honors. So much so, that I think maybe I'm overthinking it. I've seen other Quizmasters use Facebook as a means to have input from other Quizmasters to help them with their ideas. Or even writing a story that, as one QM finishes a couple of sentences, another QM with take the story from where they left off. I actually liked that idea, but since it's been done, that's not very original, now is it?   I once wrote blog on my love of Green Day. Since they released a politically charged song this week about all of the shootings in the US , I could write
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You Know You Missed Me. I Missed Me. Now Put the Lotion on It's Skin
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Man, was it good to be back. I can't tell you how much I appreciate all of you not laughing at any of the jokes that I have to tell. It keeps me level. But just so you know, after being away for 2 weeks, I didn't care that most of my hit or miss jokes were mostly miss. Because, I know that deep down inside, you are all laughing, even if it is at me and not with me.   I could recap quiz for you, but for those of you there, you already know what happened. Although based on some of your scores on round 3, maybe you weren't!! BAZINGA!!   And that round on Lucy, really? You all have some splaining to do.   I love it when it
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Yosemite Sam, the Lion, and the Witch All Have Alone Time in the Wardrobe
The Cuteness

Great night tonight for you fans of your Thursday night pub quiz.  There were great beers on tap, happy hour was extended as usual, and we all slipped right into the farcical side of life that are our times together.  I want to say that I am proud of each and every team for their performance tonight on a night where half of our quiz was worth double the points if you were having them!  Also, great job always knowing what year was a presidential year, even if you didn’t always get the right one.  I am going to once again go over the fact that suffragettes were all white ladies with lots of money, but joke’s on that Anthony chick once they settle once
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Best described as one of those "substitute people," Heather can be seen filling in for most any Front Range QM.  (Except the crazies in the Springs.)  In her spare time she enjoys long walks on the beach, embroidery, and coming up with cryptic hints and clues for her substi-quizlings.  

Things to know about Heather if she subs for your quiz?  She's prone to buy you a beer if you mention something from this bio, and has also been known from time to time to announce for "The Derby" as CSI seems to think it's called.


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Tribe Has Spoken: the Argument for Communism is Good Vibrations
The Cuteness

Whether you’re an aging pop star, a still totally exciting accountant, or a pretty CW parade, it was certainly good times fun this week at quiz.  I enjoyed stepping into some comically big shoes (Hopefully Best of Greeley comically big shoes!) to hang out with you all and have some fun at one of my favorite restaurants in town. Round 2 was super great to Melania’s Speechwriter – Ctrl C and Ctrl V, they took most of the points in that round and then marched around like it was their very own candidate’s platform.  Though kudos should and will go to Real Trump Shady for being in the top 3 heading into Round 8 without
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Best described as one of those "substitute people," Heather can be seen filling in for most any Front Range QM.  (Except the crazies in the Springs.)  In her spare time she enjoys long walks on the beach, embroidery, and coming up with cryptic hints and clues for her substi-quizlings.  

Things to know about Heather if she subs for your quiz?  She's prone to buy you a beer if you mention something from this bio, and has also been known from time to time to announce for "The Derby" as CSI seems to think it's called.


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Blog Doesn't Even Mention The Game That Must Not Be Named
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

The best part about having a trainee come to my quiz is that I get to spend a little more time walking around, getting to talk to my quizzers. The side effect of that is that I drink too much and then babble on through questions when you are trying to hear what the trainee is saying. I'd apologize for that, but I am pretty sure that I spent equal time with every team, annoying each and every one of you equally, so I am not sorry.   To be honest, after Round 3, I didn't even prepare for that part of the quiz, and I sure as hell didn't listen to what Veronica was saying because I was too busy hanging out, socializing. Am I a bad QM for this? I don't think so, but
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Don't Scare the Newbs. They Can Be Violent If Provoked
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

The problem with having multiple children in a house where one of them is an infant is that the older ones just never seem to know when to be quiet long enough to let the infant sleep. And these days, with all of their electronic devices, it's not just their voices, but the videos and games that they are constantly watching.   Why is this important to quiz? Easy. Quizzers are now kids, only they are obsessed with Pokemon Go and they have me hooked too. What a stupid game. So stupid in fact, that I got in over 10,000 steps at work today while I wandered around the parking lots of Boulder looking for a Rattat or some shit like that. And why can't I go to the gym
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Serious Quizzers Inquire Within
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

It was a nice, mellow night for quiz. The regular teams that came out were in it to win it. With a top score of 90 by The Montana Bear Sprayers was the highest we've had in a really long time. It may have helped that they got a perfect 16 on a bonus 16 point round, but whatever, it was there for the taking.   Honestly, I hate reviewing quiz with covering rounds and scores. It seems to make for a really boring blog, but it was such a peaceful night and I wasn't going to work today, so we just cruised through the rounds, finished on time, and then hung out and talked shop with everyone.   I'm headed out to a Grateful Dead show
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I'll call this blog, "Blog"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Punch The Kid. That was the name of the winning team last night. While it makes me uncomfortable to think that this team was advocating violence against children, I know for a fact that they were making a light hearted attempt to let me know that it was ok to run quiz my way in front of their small child that was so attached to an iPad all night that she hardly noticed me when I came over and had a 5 minute conversation with her. Whatever. I'm glad you guys and gals made it out.   Apparently, there was another team there, they called themselves “2” because there was 2 of them. They were the bosses of some of my regular,
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 16, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Ohhhhhhhh, That Said "Marital Aids"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  Look, here at Geeks Who Drink we have a policy that if we screw up, we admit it. So here I am, admitted I screwed up. I realize now that I said Martial Arts instead of “Marital Aids”. This obviously caused some confusion when I started reading questions about butt plugs and dildos. But let's be honest, in my house we refer to our marital aids as martial arts. Don't ask too many questions from here if you don't want to know. If you do want to know, mind your own damn business!! I'm sure you can use your imagination. I know that we use ours when we are doing “martial arts” around the house.   Come to think of it, I take it
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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2nd Will Always Be Best, When You're Always 2nd Best
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I write this blog without having any abandonements, abbreviations or accessibility to my feelings whatsoever. Please for one second, do not believe that my process is antidemocratic or that it needs any additionalities or the assistance of any astrodynamicist. I'm smart enough to understand what I am talking about.   What I am trying to say is, there's no need for me to receive any assistance in reading a round on 12 letter words. I spent my childhood getting over the inability to properly pronounce Rs and S's. Not reading comprehension.   Also, for
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 02, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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There Was No Mickey Mousing This Quiz......
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  What can I say? If you believe the happiest place on Earth exists in Anaheim, California, or Orlando, Florida, then I want you to question your entire existence. Because the only actual place that anyone could consider to be the happiest, is right here in Greeley, Colorado. That's right, I said it.   What an amazing turnout last night. With 29 teams, The Tavern at St. Michael's Square was busting at the seams. I did a head count, and we were literally one person away from breaking fire code. I'm really sorry to the few teams that got turned away, but fire code and alcohol licenses are more
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 26, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bradley Is 20 Years Sober
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Every week, the robot that does the stats and stuff for Geeks Who Drink wants us to submit our blogs so that they can decide whether or not it's good enough to post for the entire country to see. Whatever. I'm not that vain and nor do I care if any of you actually read my blogs. Truth of the matter is, I'm actually surprised when people do. Maybe it's because I don't think that I have anything interesting to say.   For instance, I once wrote an entire blog on my love of Greenday because I used to see them a lot when I was in high school for like $5 at various venues in the Bay Area; but mostly at a place called the Phoenix Theatre. Now this wouldn't be that cool,
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 19, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Quizzing for da Cause, Holmes!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Another Quiz for a great cause. We raised $240 dollars for the Noble Energy Relay For Life team and most of all, we had a great time doing it. It's always a great time when they ask us to do this for them because they always come loaded with additional gifts for the quizzers, like gift certificates for Old Chicago pizza and other goodies.   I also love my regular quizzers because even in victory, they never keep the money and always give it back to the cause. It makes me proud to run this quiz because they have so much class. Obviously making up for whatever class I lack.   We also finally got it to where the sound for quiz is run directly
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 12, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Mr. John, This One's for You
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I don't even know how to do this. I've never been so heart broken in my life. On Tuesday night this world lost one of the kindest, funniest, most loving souls it's ever known. John Dudley Artz was not only a great father, grandfather, husband and all around person, but he was also my friend. You hear so many stories of people that cannot stand their in-laws, but for me, it was the exact opposite. I loved him so much.   He was one of the few people in my life that I only knew for a short time, 4 years, but I felt like he taught me a life time of information that can help me through every day life. Just this last October, with the help of my wife's entire
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 05, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It was an Intimate Affair
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  It was an intimate affair. Some of my closest quizzing friends, old and new. The Rounds went fast, the Quiz went faster, but it was nice to take longer breaks and talk to everyone. It was nice to see the Zachs and Anthony. They're all leaving me for a long time, not that Zach #1 hadn't already left me to go serve beer in Golden for some conglomerate beer company that is trying to take over the world. I'll get over it, eventually. But I'll miss them. I really will.   A lot of my favorite ladies were working last night, so it was fun to be happy together over the securing of The Disney themed quiz. Geeks could not have made a better choice for venue, if not
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!!