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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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All of These Deflategate Jokes are Sucking the Life Out of Me!!
Daknob

Now, I'm not trying to say that when you name your team, “Your Mom Called Me a Bitch”, that I am automatically going to question your intentions. But apparently, my mom really did call this girl by that name. Apparently, pissing off my mother has some pretty hefty consequences. I bet that's the last time they ever show up with a 7 person team that does not include her. (Yes, if you don;t attend my quiz on a regular basis, my mom is a regular.)   I am not really sure how I feel about calling Metallica overrated. I guess it must be a generational gap. Maybe it's
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Thursday, May 07, 2015
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When Quiz Becomes Reality Overnight
Daknob

I don't know where to begin with this one, but things were a little weird this morning when I woke up. You see, I turned on the news this morning and the first thing I see is a morning talk show where they were discussing the Republican candidates for the 2016 elections. I wouldn't normally find this kind of discussion weird, except for the fact that it was what Round one was based on last night.   Then, to make me feel like I was living in the Twilight Zone even more, I read an article today about a 24 year old middle school teacher that was having sex with one of her students and it was
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Thursday, April 30, 2015
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Better Late Than Never!!
Daknob

I don't even remember what happened at quiz last week, and I'm not even sorry about it. I'm 41 years old and I can barely remember what I was doing................... what was I about to say?   I've been doing quiz at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square since last September, and it finally happened where I was recognized in public for being the Quizmaster. It didn't really go as I had imagined it in my head. I thought that someone would come up to me and ask me for an autograph, or ask me to take a picture with them so they could send it off to their girlfriend or boyfriend and look really
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 24, 2015
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Curry Was Fouled!! But He Did The Do Like He Do!!
Daknob

Well, that was interesting. And by interesting, I mean that I have never had a team approach me after the quiz and say, “Round 6. What the actual fuck??” I assumed that it had something to do with hair, but I guess that I am not that hair savvy. At least not hair savvy enough to know that there is such a thing as a Pixie cut or that I should interpret Super Bowl to mean they are referencing a bowl cut. Although an average score of 5 on that round is not anything to be completely ashamed of, so I'm not really complaining. One spoiled team does not make for this QM to really care what they think.   Ok, enough about quiz. I think I finally had a breakthrough last
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 17, 2015
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Quiz For A Cause. Because That's What We Do.
Daknob

What a wonderful opportunity to host a Quiz For A Cause for SAVA tonight. Not only is it such a great organization that is doing a lot of great things in the community, providing advocacy and education for victims of abuse and teaching prevention to kids, but they are also a great group of people. I was honored to help raise over $200 for their cause.   As for the quiz, we had 14 teams show up for this event and they were all in a lively mood to boot. Rounds 1 and 6 were overall, great rounds for all of the teams. While my personal favorite was Round 7. Mostly because The Imperial Death March always makes me laugh because it just so happened to be the ringtone that was on
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 10, 2015
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Happy Birthday Shannon!!
Daknob

Love was in the air tonight, or at least, something didn't smell right. Maybe it was the andule sausage and mashed potatoes I ate for dinner. Either way, something smelled funny.   Opening day for the Colorado Rockies is on Friday (Today) so I took the day off work to go participate in the festivities. Nobody really goes to the game, but it's still a swell time out with your friends if you ever get the chance. Lots of people watching and if you can manage to lay off the booze to a certain extent, it's more fun watching all of the stumbling idiots trying to negotiate the streets of Denver. The thought, “I remember my first beer”, often come to mind during this
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, April 03, 2015
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I m Not Racist!! I Have A Lot of British Friends!!
Daknob

Well tonight was interesting, to say the least. First of all, I'd like to apologize to Shannon. I know it has to be hard for you to understand why your own flesh and blood would choose a female companion over you. But in all fairness, if I had a brother that cooked for me and a girl that wanted to hang out with me after, I would probably ditch you too. Thank god we love you at The Tavern. You're like that little brother none of us ever wanted and our parents had by mistake when we were already in high school. We love you, man.   I have to admit that I am a bit racist when it comes to white people. Especially British white people. Apparently, so are my quizzers. At least
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
Friday, March 27, 2015
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Still Waiting For The Ted Cruz Punchline.....
Daknob

Ok everyone, this is not funny anymore. I am sick and tired of everyone complaining when there's a sports related round. Especially when the entire round is dedicated to America's pastime. I'm saddened to believe that it was that hard to know that Roger Maris hit 61 home runs, and that the Seattle Mariners have pretty much always sucked. 116 wins and then lose in the first round of the playoffs. Sound familiar?   I'm not one to complain about carrot cake, and I am not going to start now. Thank you ladies, that was seriously the moistest cake I have ever had in my life. Yep, I said moist. Moist, moist moist. Although I believe that I got some blue frosting on my mic stand.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!!