• Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 23, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Loved. Loved is how I feel
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

This is going to be the shortest blog I have ever written. I want to thank everyone for coming out last night an celebrating my 43rd naming day with me. You are all such wonderful people and I seriously enjoy every single one of you, including Zach, I guess. You did come all the way from Lakehood to see me last night. But Anthony came from further away, so he be the real MVP.   Seriously though. Alexa brought me a Star Wars Blanky that she hand made, Eric hand made me a pen that slides like a rifle to work and is made out of wood he carved himself and a real bullet (Super Cool). Who are you people, and how did I get so lucky to know you? I love you
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Irish Car Bombs vs. Boilermakers: The NCAA Matchup of the year!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Because so many of you were so confused last night, here you go………   Irish Car Bomb   Prep Time: 1 min Total Time: 2 mins Servings: 1  ABOUT THIS RECIPE "I don't know who thought these up but I had a half dozen last weekend and I was happy happy happy! I know it sounds gross but it's wonderful! I don't drink very often and I don't like the taste of booze but this combination is really delicious! They're fun to make and drink and, believe it or not, it tastes sort of like a coke float. Go figure!"  INGREDIENTS
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 09, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Here's to 3 More Years!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I can’t believe that I have been doing this Quizmaster this for 3 years now. It does not seem that long. And I’ve been honored to have been running quiz at The Tavern at St. Michael’s Square now for the last 2.5 years. Not only is a great place to run quiz, but I have some of the best regulars around and it’s such a great venue for our weekly gatherings. It does not get much better than that. Thanks again for everything you guys bring to the table to make it a successful quiz for all of us.  I think the night was topped off by the amazing comeback by From
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 02, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Its Gonna Take a Lot to Take Me Away From You....
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

That was fun. I enjoyed Karaoke by Rob when translating the lyrics that were translated. Especially Africa by Toto. Usually I play that song every week, but I think you had enough after hearing my beautiful pipes.   As you all know, this is the week of Geek Bowl, and it's in Seattle. I think part of me wishes I was there with my fellow Qms. Not that I didn't want to be with you, but you know, I don't get a lot of opportunities to hang out with THOSE people.  
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 23, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Oh, You're Embarrassed? That's Nice.....
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

So, blog writing can get to be a bit tedious at times. This week, a group of us Quizmaster types came up with the idea to share our blogs about the most embarrassing moments in our lives. For me, this would seem to be an easy task, as I don’t like to consider them to be embarrassing moments as much as I consider them to be life lessons in humility. For example, I could always go back to my sophomore year in high school when I had a shot on goal against my Alma Mater’s, Petaluma High School, biggest rival,
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Peter Gabriel > Phil Collins. Always.
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Matt

Howdy all, Matt here filling in for Rob. Always a pleasure to be running quiz at the Tavern at St. Michael’s, where I have, from time to time, been known to occasionally wait tables. Home field advantage is a very real thing, folks.   I must confess I have a nasty habit of going slightly overtime as a Quizmaster. I generally keep it from going overboard, but it is still a nasty inclination just the same. But, in my defense, it’s only because I have such a great time doing quiz, reading questions, bantering with the crowd, and— most importantly— repping my great taste in music. And all these joys are intensified with
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Quizmaster, musician, lister of attributes


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Are you feeling unlucky?
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Researchers estimate that at least 10 percent of the U.S. population has a fear of the number 13, and each year the even more specific fear of Friday the 13, known as paraskevidekatriaphobia, results in financial losses in excess of $800 million annually, as people avoid marrying, traveling or in the most severe cases, even working. But what’s so unlucky about the number 13, and how did this numerical superstition get started? An early myth surrounding the origin of the fear involved one of the world’s oldest legal documents, the Code of Hammurabi, which reportedly omitted a 13th law from its list of legal rules. In reality, the omission was no more than a clerical error
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dance Mommy Dance!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

When you finish the night with a 3 way tie for 2nd place, and your mom is one of the participants in the democratically voted for “dance off” to settle 2nd place, you shouldn’t even need to write a blog.  I can tell you that it was game over almost immediately when my mom went straight after the other two contestants and challenged
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It Really Does Feel Like The World Is Ending
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I spend most of my evenings after work and on the weekends watching baby TV these days. Shows about animated squirrels hiding an acorn and looking for it. Shows about a rabbit names Harry The Bunny who is basically a small child learning the ways of the world and spending his days getting dressed and playing in what I assume is his parents garden.   There's also a couple of other shows that I find to be really creepy, and they come across as foreign ripoffs of the Telatubbies or Barney the Purple Dinosaur. There's one about 3 mice that live in a clock. That one freaks me out. Like seriously, it freaks me out. I have weird dreams about it. Just, no.   The
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Last Quiz of this part of History
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I started a new playlist today. American Pie – Don McLean It’s the end of the World as we Know it – R.E.M. Number of the Beast – Iron Maiden Along with a few songs I came to love during the 4 years before 2008. Mostly from bands like NoFX, Green Day, and a bunch of classic rock songs from the 60’s, which in retrospect appears to play out to be a much calmer time in American History as we move forward.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Bringing A New Definition to the Term, "Leaking Information"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Ok, raise your hand if for one moment you thought to yourself, at any point in your life, that the   president of The United States of America would actually have to defend himself among accusations   that a Russian Hooker peed on him? As cynical as I like to think I am, I can say that I never did.   On the other hand, this same guy that questions the validity of someone recording him without him   knowing, after a video of him having a conversation about molesting women by grabbing them by the   pussy and getting away with it because he’s famous was leaked to the whole world.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jan 05, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Chris & Kaitlyn, I'm calling you out!!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Normally, I don't sit down to write my blog with any ideas in mind as to what I am going to say. That's probably why I am the most boring blog writer in the history of Geeks Who Drink. That being said, I have a very specific gripe with one of my regular teams. Specifically, that gripe is with Chris & Kaitlyn, who happen to go by the team name of Chris & Kaitlyn.   See, I am in the habit of friending my regular quizzers on Facebook because I think it's important that they get to know me and understand that I'm just a regular guy who likes to joke around and not to take anything I do too seriously. Quiz is just a bunch of fun and games, and my sense of humor
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 29, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Sing along everyone!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Oh Quizzers Quizzers Quizzers I hope you came to play Oh Quizzers Quizzer Quizzers I'm here every Thursday   I once hung out with Quizzers It wasn't a Thursday I figured I would meet them And a Quiz I would play   We answered all the questions But didn't win a prize And they found out I'm stupid Which wasn't a surprise   Oh Quizzers Quizzers Quizzers I hope you came to play Oh Quizzers Quizzer Quizzers I'm here every Thursday   I asked a bunch of questions Some were about piss pots Others
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I didn't realize there were so many versions of this song!! I'll play them all and write my own!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I don't want a lot for Quizmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the answers That are always wrong indeed I just want you to have fun More than you could ever know Make my quiz come true All I want for Quizmas is you   I don't want a lot for Quizmas There is just one thing I need And I don't care about the free drinks That you will or won't receive I don't need to take your bullshit While I read the answers back Santa Claus won't save your asses Just because you don't know jack   I just want you off your phone More
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Quizzers are the best!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I had a very interesting conversation last night with one of my favorite regulars, Jeremy. He informed me that I do a good job running quiz. That I'm confident, funny and inappropriate. I was sure how to take that. But he continued on to say that the best part of what I do is that I don't care what people think about the things I say and that makes it genuine.   I never really thought about it much before that moment, but you know what? He's right. I really don't care what people think about the things I say or do while I'm up there. I say what's on my mind, I crack myself up, and sometimes, other people will laugh along. (p.s. Smiling is my favorite)   I
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Dec 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Something I Like To Call "Home Field Advantage", Which the Raiders Clearly Did Not Have
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Matt

Hey all, Matt here. Robb sadly could not be with us here at the Tavern tonight so he asked me to fill in for him. We’re all hoping for a fast recovery after his Raiders sadly lost. Our thoughts are with you, Robb.   A fun fact about Matt: I have, on occasion, been known to wait tables at The Tavern at St. Michael’s, so it seemed natural that I would fill in his post. It was a fun experience, getting to experience the festivities on the other end, some “through the looking glass” stuff. Shoutout to my college town of Eugene, Oregon (don’t ever go; it sucks), I got in my obligatory once-per-quiz Pavement play
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Quizmaster, musician, lister of attributes