• Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Sep 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Sorry Derek. Johnny Rivers is NOT better than The Clash
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Let's take a break from our regularly scheduled programming to talk about what a machine the New England Patriots are. At the same moment, I should probably ask if Tom Brady is overrated and a product of the system that he is in? Maybe Bill is just the greatest coach in the history of sports itself. All that guy does is win. Well, excluding his days in Cleveland of course. But that should automatically be given a pass since it's Cleveland.   Of course I played the Clash during a round of Magnificent, Sevens and that One Movie. I mean, they even had an album with the same title. I feel like anyone who had a QM out there that did not is either underprivileged, or
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Sep 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Raiders Team Names Will Always Win My Heart
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I had some people come in and audition for becoming Quizmasters tonight. Really nice people. One guy, his name just happened to be Rob also, was one of the quizzers from my very first venue in Fort Collins. He actually played my very first quiz ever. Another was from Texas. She didn't have an accent at all. Another guy was a Pittsburg Penguins fans and apparently has hosted somewhere in a galaxy far, far away. And then there's Matt. I know Matt. I love Matt. Matt is neat. All of them were wonderful and did such a fantastic job. And most importantly, they all didn't flinch when I gave them shit.   It's always nice coming back after having a week off. Especially
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Sep 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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In a Quiz of Pure Imagination
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  Let me start off by saying that I am humbled that the people of Greeley have spoken and that I was voted to be the best Quizmaster in all of Greeleyland. Along with 7 other awards that went the Tavern's way, it just goes to show, that when you put together a lot of time and hard work, things will always pay off. Congratulations to Wendi, Chad and Toni for all of their dedication to their dreams and for letting me be a part of it. We really do have the best quizzers in town.   I remember when I found out that they were going to remake Willy Wonka and Johnny Depp was going to play him. I was pissed. I still am. Why would they mess with such a timeless masterpiece.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Saturday, Aug 27, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You Put Your Wand on My Head. I Was Scarred For Life.
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

We had Witches and snitches and Snitches that Got Stitches. We had Hermoine and Luna and a bunch of loonies. But most of all, we had more fun than Moaning Myrtle in a hot bath with Harry.   Now, I'm not going to say that y'all got beat by a first year who's only read 5 of the books, but y'all got beat by a first year that's only read 5 of the books. What kind of Harry Potter fan only reads 5 of the books? One that's only 11 and still has plenty of time in her life to read the rest. Congratulations to Colorado: Home of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi on taking home the Triwizard Trophy. And thanks for letting us use your Sorting Hat for the bonus questions.   If
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Nope, not Quite Good Enough to Really "Win"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

So close, yet so far away. That's what Epi-Penniless should just call themselves from now on, because I doubt that they will ever beat the arch nemesis if they can't even do it when their enemy isn't even at full force. I'd tell you to just give up, but it's so entertaining to watch you fail, over and over again. By the way, have you even noticed the correlation of your higher scores and the addition of your buddies wife to your team. Coincidence? I think not. I probably should mention, you did tie them with an 88. Maybe someday you'll beat them. Maybe. I doubt it.     This quiz just flew by. Probably in anticipation of Saturday's Harry Potter Quiz.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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We had a Winner, and a not so hot Carl
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

There comes a time in every parent's life where they wake up one day and realize that their kids are growing up way too fast for you to keep track of what's going on and you can only hope that you've given them enough direction to get their business handled well enough to make sure that they get to lead the lives that you have always hoped they would. Today was that day for me. My son started high school. He's got all of the classes that he wanted, included Intro to Engineering. He wants to be an engineer.   Why is this relevant to quiz? I'll tell you why. It's not. But you know what? This is my blog and I'll write about anything I want to.   You
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Nobody Cares About Pre-Season Football, Unless They're In My Venue
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

    I've wanted for so long to be able to write a blog that's worthy enough of the blog of the week honors. So much so, that I think maybe I'm overthinking it. I've seen other Quizmasters use Facebook as a means to have input from other Quizmasters to help them with their ideas. Or even writing a story that, as one QM finishes a couple of sentences, another QM with take the story from where they left off. I actually liked that idea, but since it's been done, that's not very original, now is it?   I once wrote blog on my love of Green Day. Since they released a politically charged song this week about all of the shootings in the US , I could write
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You Know You Missed Me. I Missed Me. Now Put the Lotion on It's Skin
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Man, was it good to be back. I can't tell you how much I appreciate all of you not laughing at any of the jokes that I have to tell. It keeps me level. But just so you know, after being away for 2 weeks, I didn't care that most of my hit or miss jokes were mostly miss. Because, I know that deep down inside, you are all laughing, even if it is at me and not with me.   I could recap quiz for you, but for those of you there, you already know what happened. Although based on some of your scores on round 3, maybe you weren't!! BAZINGA!!   And that round on Lucy, really? You all have some splaining to do.   I love it when it
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Yosemite Sam, the Lion, and the Witch All Have Alone Time in the Wardrobe
The Cuteness

Great night tonight for you fans of your Thursday night pub quiz.  There were great beers on tap, happy hour was extended as usual, and we all slipped right into the farcical side of life that are our times together.  I want to say that I am proud of each and every team for their performance tonight on a night where half of our quiz was worth double the points if you were having them!  Also, great job always knowing what year was a presidential year, even if you didn’t always get the right one.  I am going to once again go over the fact that suffragettes were all white ladies with lots of money, but joke’s on that Anthony chick once they settle once
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Best described as one of those "substitute people," Heather can be seen filling in for most any Front Range QM.  (Except the crazies in the Springs.)  In her spare time she enjoys long walks on the beach, embroidery, and coming up with cryptic hints and clues for her substi-quizlings.  

Things to know about Heather if she subs for your quiz?  She's prone to buy you a beer if you mention something from this bio, and has also been known from time to time to announce for "The Derby" as CSI seems to think it's called.


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Tribe Has Spoken: the Argument for Communism is Good Vibrations
The Cuteness

Whether you’re an aging pop star, a still totally exciting accountant, or a pretty CW parade, it was certainly good times fun this week at quiz.  I enjoyed stepping into some comically big shoes (Hopefully Best of Greeley comically big shoes!) to hang out with you all and have some fun at one of my favorite restaurants in town. Round 2 was super great to Melania’s Speechwriter – Ctrl C and Ctrl V, they took most of the points in that round and then marched around like it was their very own candidate’s platform.  Though kudos should and will go to Real Trump Shady for being in the top 3 heading into Round 8 without
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Best described as one of those "substitute people," Heather can be seen filling in for most any Front Range QM.  (Except the crazies in the Springs.)  In her spare time she enjoys long walks on the beach, embroidery, and coming up with cryptic hints and clues for her substi-quizlings.  

Things to know about Heather if she subs for your quiz?  She's prone to buy you a beer if you mention something from this bio, and has also been known from time to time to announce for "The Derby" as CSI seems to think it's called.


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Blog Doesn't Even Mention The Game That Must Not Be Named
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

The best part about having a trainee come to my quiz is that I get to spend a little more time walking around, getting to talk to my quizzers. The side effect of that is that I drink too much and then babble on through questions when you are trying to hear what the trainee is saying. I'd apologize for that, but I am pretty sure that I spent equal time with every team, annoying each and every one of you equally, so I am not sorry.   To be honest, after Round 3, I didn't even prepare for that part of the quiz, and I sure as hell didn't listen to what Veronica was saying because I was too busy hanging out, socializing. Am I a bad QM for this? I don't think so, but
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Don't Scare the Newbs. They Can Be Violent If Provoked
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

The problem with having multiple children in a house where one of them is an infant is that the older ones just never seem to know when to be quiet long enough to let the infant sleep. And these days, with all of their electronic devices, it's not just their voices, but the videos and games that they are constantly watching.   Why is this important to quiz? Easy. Quizzers are now kids, only they are obsessed with Pokemon Go and they have me hooked too. What a stupid game. So stupid in fact, that I got in over 10,000 steps at work today while I wandered around the parking lots of Boulder looking for a Rattat or some shit like that. And why can't I go to the gym
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Serious Quizzers Inquire Within
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

It was a nice, mellow night for quiz. The regular teams that came out were in it to win it. With a top score of 90 by The Montana Bear Sprayers was the highest we've had in a really long time. It may have helped that they got a perfect 16 on a bonus 16 point round, but whatever, it was there for the taking.   Honestly, I hate reviewing quiz with covering rounds and scores. It seems to make for a really boring blog, but it was such a peaceful night and I wasn't going to work today, so we just cruised through the rounds, finished on time, and then hung out and talked shop with everyone.   I'm headed out to a Grateful Dead show
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I'll call this blog, "Blog"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Punch The Kid. That was the name of the winning team last night. While it makes me uncomfortable to think that this team was advocating violence against children, I know for a fact that they were making a light hearted attempt to let me know that it was ok to run quiz my way in front of their small child that was so attached to an iPad all night that she hardly noticed me when I came over and had a 5 minute conversation with her. Whatever. I'm glad you guys and gals made it out.   Apparently, there was another team there, they called themselves “2” because there was 2 of them. They were the bosses of some of my regular,
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 16, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Ohhhhhhhh, That Said "Marital Aids"
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  Look, here at Geeks Who Drink we have a policy that if we screw up, we admit it. So here I am, admitted I screwed up. I realize now that I said Martial Arts instead of “Marital Aids”. This obviously caused some confusion when I started reading questions about butt plugs and dildos. But let's be honest, in my house we refer to our marital aids as martial arts. Don't ask too many questions from here if you don't want to know. If you do want to know, mind your own damn business!! I'm sure you can use your imagination. I know that we use ours when we are doing “martial arts” around the house.   Come to think of it, I take it
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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2nd Will Always Be Best, When You're Always 2nd Best
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  I write this blog without having any abandonements, abbreviations or accessibility to my feelings whatsoever. Please for one second, do not believe that my process is antidemocratic or that it needs any additionalities or the assistance of any astrodynamicist. I'm smart enough to understand what I am talking about.   What I am trying to say is, there's no need for me to receive any assistance in reading a round on 12 letter words. I spent my childhood getting over the inability to properly pronounce Rs and S's. Not reading comprehension.   Also, for
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!!