• Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 18, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A One, A Two, A Three, A Fourrrrrrr
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

“Take me out to the ball game. Take me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks. I don’t care if I ever come back. So let’s root, root, root for the home team. If they don’t win it’s a shame. For there’s one, two, three strikes you’re out at the old ball game.”   There, I wanted to do it for you one last time. Now I hope I don’t ever hear that song outside of a baseball game ever again.   For the record, I’ll take Daisy Ridley over Ridley Scott and day. She can mind control me any day of the week and twice on Sundays. We could all use a little Jedi mind tricking, am I right?
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 11, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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If at First You Don't Succeed, Act Like That's What You Meant To Do In The First Place
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

In case any of you were wondering, I am not an audio genius. In fact, I am at most, audio lower level comprehensive. I know how to work the volume on something, is what I am trying to say. So believe me when I tell you, you kids sure have it easy these days with all of your fancy computer gadgets and thingys. Back when I was your age, I had to take something completely apart and then put it back together again in order to fix it if it broke. These days, you young whipper snappers have the YouTubes and videos and stuff to tell you everything you need to know.
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, May 04, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Long Ago, In A Quiz Venue Far Far Away (aka Greeley, Colorado)
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  Episode IV: A New Quiz "It is a period of civil Quiz. Rebel Quizzers, striking from a (not so) hidden booth, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire (Every other Quizzer in the universe). During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret answers (not really) to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the MASTER ANSWER SHEET, an armored answer sheet
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Apr 27, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Another Successful SAVA QFAC
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Whenever we do a Quiz For A Cause at The Tavern at St. Michael’s Square, there is always a good turnout of supporters for the cause, including regulars who support everything we do. But last night……… Last night was incredible. I’ve never seen so much support from the entire community. The normal donation is $5 per player, but while not everyone does, or can, contribute, the number of people last night that gave extra money out of their own pocket more than made up for it. You helped raise $500 for the cause. It shows such a tremendous amount of support
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Apr 20, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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TEXT CONNECT TO 741741. We Love You
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

It just so happens that 45% of all men have a specific STD, awkwardly for a lot of men tonight, I am not under the impression that a lot of them have one that was not the answer to the bonus question. Bummer guys. Sorry about that. I made up a new saying when it was my birthday this year. It goes, “43 and STD free!!” If you asked some of my lifelong and college friends, they'd be surprised about this.   I was serious what I said about suicide not being funny and that there is an entire family that has been affected by this weeks death. But I was also serious when I said that this dude was a completely horrible person and I hope that the only good that comes
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Apr 13, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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We Did It All For the Glory of Love, and other hits from 1986
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Who would have known that Sesame did so many parodies? Maybe that's why the government is is cutting funding for public broadcasting. They've realized that there is some actual educational value to these programs and they're afraid that the young up and coming generation might grow up to be smart enough not to vote for them. Anyway.......   If you read Socrates tonight and pronounced it correctly, you have failed my generation. Ladies and Gentleman, WILD STALLION!!   It was the closest challenge we've had to the house team in a long time tonight, and someone finally defeated them. It was Glorious!! And close. SO close. The top three teams
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Apr 06, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I'm Happy None of You Watch Twin Peaks
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

There's been something in the air lately at Quiz. I'm not sure I can put my finger on it, but I have been having a great time. I hope you are too. I find myself wanting to dance and sing and ask questions and give answers and just be in an overall genrally good mood. I'm not sure why. But let's ride with it, shall we?   I'm actually a little upset that I did not know it was Giggle's (Ashley) birthday today. I definitely would have made a bigger deal about it. Next week.   I'm going to play a little game to see who reads my blogs. The first person to tell me next week that they read this, I'll buy a drink. I'm doing this because I'm wondering
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 30, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Valerie & Nate Got Married. At Least They Answered Something Correct Last Night!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

  How honored am I that Valerie and Nate showed up at my quiz on the day that they got married? Serious;y, that is pretty sweet. I'm glad that we got to share that time with the two of you, and I hoe that you honor us with your presence another time. Thank you so much.   I apologize to The Black Hole Gets Stuffed in the City of Sin. I junxed you. You were perfect through five and then I had to bring it up. Sure enough, you miss 2 on the next round and 6 overall. Not bad though. 90 is a great score.   Don't forget that April 6th is the Twin Peaks Quiz. Register online at www.geekswhodrink.com   Until
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 23, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Loved. Loved is how I feel
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

This is going to be the shortest blog I have ever written. I want to thank everyone for coming out last night an celebrating my 43rd naming day with me. You are all such wonderful people and I seriously enjoy every single one of you, including Zach, I guess. You did come all the way from Lakehood to see me last night. But Anthony came from further away, so he be the real MVP.   Seriously though. Alexa brought me a Star Wars Blanky that she hand made, Eric hand made me a pen that slides like a rifle to work and is made out of wood he carved himself and a real bullet (Super Cool). Who are you people, and how did I get so lucky to know you? I love you
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Irish Car Bombs vs. Boilermakers: The NCAA Matchup of the year!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Because so many of you were so confused last night, here you go………   Irish Car Bomb   Prep Time: 1 min Total Time: 2 mins Servings: 1  ABOUT THIS RECIPE "I don't know who thought these up but I had a half dozen last weekend and I was happy happy happy! I know it sounds gross but it's wonderful! I don't drink very often and I don't like the taste of booze but this combination is really delicious! They're fun to make and drink and, believe it or not, it tastes sort of like a coke float. Go figure!"  INGREDIENTS
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 09, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Here's to 3 More Years!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

I can’t believe that I have been doing this Quizmaster this for 3 years now. It does not seem that long. And I’ve been honored to have been running quiz at The Tavern at St. Michael’s Square now for the last 2.5 years. Not only is a great place to run quiz, but I have some of the best regulars around and it’s such a great venue for our weekly gatherings. It does not get much better than that. Thanks again for everything you guys bring to the table to make it a successful quiz for all of us.  I think the night was topped off by the amazing comeback by From
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Mar 02, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Its Gonna Take a Lot to Take Me Away From You....
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

That was fun. I enjoyed Karaoke by Rob when translating the lyrics that were translated. Especially Africa by Toto. Usually I play that song every week, but I think you had enough after hearing my beautiful pipes.   As you all know, this is the week of Geek Bowl, and it's in Seattle. I think part of me wishes I was there with my fellow Qms. Not that I didn't want to be with you, but you know, I don't get a lot of opportunities to hang out with THOSE people.  
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 23, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Oh, You're Embarrassed? That's Nice.....
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

So, blog writing can get to be a bit tedious at times. This week, a group of us Quizmaster types came up with the idea to share our blogs about the most embarrassing moments in our lives. For me, this would seem to be an easy task, as I don’t like to consider them to be embarrassing moments as much as I consider them to be life lessons in humility. For example, I could always go back to my sophomore year in high school when I had a shot on goal against my Alma Mater’s, Petaluma High School, biggest rival,
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Peter Gabriel > Phil Collins. Always.
Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Matt

Howdy all, Matt here filling in for Rob. Always a pleasure to be running quiz at the Tavern at St. Michael’s, where I have, from time to time, been known to occasionally wait tables. Home field advantage is a very real thing, folks.   I must confess I have a nasty habit of going slightly overtime as a Quizmaster. I generally keep it from going overboard, but it is still a nasty inclination just the same. But, in my defense, it’s only because I have such a great time doing quiz, reading questions, bantering with the crowd, and— most importantly— repping my great taste in music. And all these joys are intensified with
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Quizmaster, musician, lister of attributes


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The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Are you feeling unlucky?
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

Researchers estimate that at least 10 percent of the U.S. population has a fear of the number 13, and each year the even more specific fear of Friday the 13, known as paraskevidekatriaphobia, results in financial losses in excess of $800 million annually, as people avoid marrying, traveling or in the most severe cases, even working. But what’s so unlucky about the number 13, and how did this numerical superstition get started? An early myth surrounding the origin of the fear involved one of the world’s oldest legal documents, the Code of Hammurabi, which reportedly omitted a 13th law from its list of legal rules. In reality, the omission was no more than a clerical error
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!! 


  • Quiz Image
The Tavern at St. Michael's Square
2918 67th Avenue
Suite 102
Greeley, CO
80634
Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Dance Mommy Dance!!
Mother%$#@er of Dragons

When you finish the night with a 3 way tie for 2nd place, and your mom is one of the participants in the democratically voted for “dance off” to settle 2nd place, you shouldn’t even need to write a blog.  I can tell you that it was game over almost immediately when my mom went straight after the other two contestants and challenged
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I'm still pretty new to this Quizmaster thing, but I think I've got the hang of it.

1) Find the biggest guy in the place, walk up to him and punch him in the craw.

2) Always sit with people that look like you.

3) Don't pick up the soap when you drop it.

Wait, that was for something else I did. AWWWWWWWWWKWARRRRRRD.

I've been a Quizmaster since March, 2014, and now that they feel I've got the hang of it, they've finally allowed me to stay close to home and host Thursday nights at The Tavern at St. Michael's Square. 

A little about me. I like long walks in dark alleys. Whenever somebody makes a point to talk about how much they dislike something, I will always find a reason to like it and argue with them. And finally, if we found out that the world was going to end tomorrow, there is a lot of people that would need to go out and buy a protective cup, because there are a lot of people in the world that I would love to kick squarely in the crotch. 

See you at Quiz!!!