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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, May 15, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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DDP the peoples Champion!
La Chingona Nalgona

When I was a kid I was obsessed with professional wrestling. I loved everything about it; the characters, the signature moves, the athleticism, the story lines, the feuds, the stretchy pants! I was a huge Diamond Dallas Page fan. My parents used to own a business renting out those jumping balloons and occasionally I would invite my friends over and we’d set one up in the front yard and pretend to be part of the WCW. I was always DDP. I hated the nWo and I thought Kevin Nash was a traitor and the “Macho Man” was a tool. When I was 13 I decided I really wanted to emulate my hero so I quit the volleyball team and tried out for the wrestling team…AND I MADE IT. A few months
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, May 08, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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My ass can't make a diamond? Wanna bet?
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So, there's this Swiss company that can take your cremated ashes and super-heat and compress them into diamonds. What they do is a chemical process that basically extracts the carbon from your ashes and converts it into graphite. Then they super-heat the graphite, and when I say super-heat I mean SUPER-MOTHER-FUCKING-HEAT, up to 2,700 degrees Fahrenheit. Once it's reached peak heat they squish the fuck out of it with forces as high as 870,000 pounds per square inch. And VOILA! Dead YOU are now a dead diamond. The color of dead-diamond you is dependent on the boron content on your ashes. So, if you want to be a super blue or gray diamond be sure to eat lots of
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, May 01, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Wait...Xenon is a gas? I thought she was a girl of the 21st century.
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Mammoths and Phish and Sheep. Oh my! There's a whole lot of cloning going on. Really though in addition to the round on clones we also had a round on gassy elements. Big ups to science on a Monday night. We all loved it, I could tell when you lovely quizzers shouted "Science! Fuck yeah!" I mean, we're geeks right? We like geeky things, science specifically. Not surprisingly our science centric rounds were relative high-scorers in the grand scheme of quiz. Well done, nerds. I'm proud of you. Keep reading the books! And now a couple of things...Star Wars Theme Quiz is happening this Thursday! I repeat STAR WARS THEME QUIZ IS HAPPENING THIS THURSDAY!
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Apr 24, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Ew! Don’t touch it.
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Some of you may not know this but, on Saturday nights Nob Hill Bar and Grill turns into a real-life hip-hop club with turn tables and everything. Sometimes the DJ that spins the jams leaves his/her gross artifacts from the weekend behind. Yesterday I found something really gross and I’m pretty sure it was a Fetty Wap.  And now a recap... Classy as Fuck knows how the game is played, y’all. They truly understand the importance of utilizing the joker strategically and before we hit round 3 they had surpassed all other teams in point value. Well done, nerds. Your stratergery paid off with a first place win. Our second set of nerds, Make
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Apr 17, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Wolf Hall meets Ear Worm
La Chingona Nalgona

I'm Henry the eighth I am,Henry the eighth I am I am,I got married to the widow next door,She's been married seven times before,And everyone was a Henry (Henry), She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,Henry the eighth I am. *takes bow* Big ups to Classy as Fuck and Just the Tip for their 1st and 2nd place wins last night.  Don't forget to register for our next theme quiz, Let the Wookiee Win: A Star Wars Quiz. More details HERE!
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Apr 10, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Al Gore still uses AOL and his username is shopgirltoo
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Wowza! What a super fun quiz we had last night. Frank the Bartender was slanging drinks and serving up some of the best dishes Nob Hill Bar and Grill has to offer. I saw a couple of you ordered the meatloaf! *drool* I could smell the delicious mashed potatoes from my perch. I'm on a diet so I just had the salad - which don't get me wrong is friggin' amazeballs - but, when I see you bitches eating the burgers, meatloaf, and fish and chips I turn a slight shade of green with envy.   Fun fact: I didn't even know Linda Ronstadt sang country music until I saw her tribute during her induction into the Rock and
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Apr 03, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Golden Retrieval of Information
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Somewhere on this planet there lives a person who woke up one day with an idea about the possibilities of storage and retrieval of information on and from DNA molecules. Years later that idea became a reality and now we live in a world where it is possible to encode digital data into DNA. On another day, on this same small planet, another person woke up with an idea to make a movie about a cute Golden Retriever who can dunk a basketball. Years later that idea also became a reality and now we have an entire movie franchise about a seriously athletic pup. This is the world we live in, folks. This is the world we live in. Meanwhile, back at the bar… None of us
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Lenny Olivia
La Chingona Nalgona

When I was a kid I had this raggedy doll I won at the fair. It was the ugliest doll but, I loved her. She was made of mismatched material and stuffed with the cheapest cotton batting. Her legs and arms were long and swung wildly. I toted her everywhere I went, which meant she was filthy. My mom struggled to wash her, because I never let her leave my side, only succeeding after I fell asleep and she could sneak her away and return her before I woke up. Her name was Lenny Olivia and she was my best friend. I even made up a song about her that I sang incessantly, subsequently driving everyone around me mad but, I didn't care because Lenny Olivia loved her song and I loved Lenny Olivia. Big
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Buford T. Justice, please.
La Chingona Nalgona

When I was about 8 years old my dad was going through a mid-life crisis or something weird that old people go through (not us, though. FOREVER YOUNG!) he bought a Pontiac Firebird. I remember hanging outside with my buddy, Eric, playing Power Rangers when my pops drove up in an early 80s model, T-Top, copper colored Firebird. The words Trans Am painted on the side panel and back bumper and a black and gold Phoenix was painted on the hood. My dad looked goofy with his smoke-stained moustache catching in the wind and his left arm draped over the open window. He pulled into the drive way, called to me and mom and said “let’s go for a ride”. Eric went home and I tucked
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Get it with the Lobstah!
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I arrived to Nob Hill Bar and Grill extra early last night so I could grab some dinner before the quiz and OMG you guys I had the best friggin mac & cheese I’ve ever eaten in my LIFE! It was a religious experience, y’all. Do yourself a favor next week and order that shiz and fo sho add the lobster. #WorthIt Once my taste buds recovered from the euphoria in my mouth we quizzed and we quizzed hard! Quizmaster Observations: 1) Okay, sure…Oscar is a way cooler name than Alex but, it’s not exactly what we’re looking for 2) Quasimodo isn’t the only hunchback in art and history, guys. 3) Who
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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For the right price Cartier will make you anything and so will Etsy sellers
La Chingona Nalgona

Like any normal human being when I got home last night I immediately scoured the internet for a custom dildo display box. I mean, obviously you’re not just going to shove a gilded Cartier dildo under your journal and the newest Jane Greene novel in the drawer of your nightstand (and now you know what I read at night). That shit is going to be on full display on the mantle of my fireplace, in the middle of my living room; where all exquisite works of art belong. Luckily for all of us there are several Etsy shops that can cater to your every whim. These shop owners will design you the perfect display for all your dildo needs, whether it be a golden and diamond encrusted (for ribbed pleasure,
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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F-ART!
La Chingona Nalgona

No, not that art. We love Van Gogh and Dali and Vermeer and Rembrandt, as evidenced by the 8 point scores in Round 5. I’m talking about the ART construction project. As many Burquenos know, the struggle for many of the small businesses located in Nob Hill, including our very own Nob Hill Bar and Grill, is real. Patronage continues to dwindle because of the (f)ART project and while the City claims it’s doing everything it can to help businesses get through construction the proof is in the pudding. I know it’s tough getting through it but, since the construction is hurting so many of our gems on Central we gotta pitch
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Welcome to the cool club, I will be your cool guide.
La Chingona Nalgona

Last night we welcomed Nob Hill Bar and Grill to the elite in Pub Quizzin’ as we kicked off its inaugural quiz. If you’ve never been to NHB&G than you aren’t familiar with its swanky vibe, kickass aquarium, and status as an upscale joint – which begs the question, how the hell did we get in? Well, it’s because we’re classy as fuck! It’s the perfect marriage, y’all and now that we’re here we ain’t goin’ anywhere. #CheaperToKeepHer So, I guess now you’ll want the 411 on the actual quiz, huh? Well, it was more or less business as usual as we kicked
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