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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Lenny Olivia
La Chingona Nalgona

When I was a kid I had this raggedy doll I won at the fair. It was the ugliest doll but, I loved her. She was made of mismatched material and stuffed with the cheapest cotton batting. Her legs and arms were long and swung wildly. I toted her everywhere I went, which meant she was filthy. My mom struggled to wash her, because I never let her leave my side, only succeeding after I fell asleep and she could sneak her away and return her before I woke up. Her name was Lenny Olivia and she was my best friend. I even made up a song about her that I sang incessantly, subsequently driving everyone around me mad but, I didn't care because Lenny Olivia loved her song and I loved Lenny Olivia. Big
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Buford T. Justice, please.
La Chingona Nalgona

When I was about 8 years old my dad was going through a mid-life crisis or something weird that old people go through (not us, though. FOREVER YOUNG!) he bought a Pontiac Firebird. I remember hanging outside with my buddy, Eric, playing Power Rangers when my pops drove up in an early 80s model, T-Top, copper colored Firebird. The words Trans Am painted on the side panel and back bumper and a black and gold Phoenix was painted on the hood. My dad looked goofy with his smoke-stained moustache catching in the wind and his left arm draped over the open window. He pulled into the drive way, called to me and mom and said “let’s go for a ride”. Eric went home and I tucked
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Get it with the Lobstah!
La Chingona Nalgona

I arrived to Nob Hill Bar and Grill extra early last night so I could grab some dinner before the quiz and OMG you guys I had the best friggin mac & cheese I’ve ever eaten in my LIFE! It was a religious experience, y’all. Do yourself a favor next week and order that shiz and fo sho add the lobster. #WorthIt Once my taste buds recovered from the euphoria in my mouth we quizzed and we quizzed hard! Quizmaster Observations: 1) Okay, sure…Oscar is a way cooler name than Alex but, it’s not exactly what we’re looking for 2) Quasimodo isn’t the only hunchback in art and history, guys. 3) Who
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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For the right price Cartier will make you anything and so will Etsy sellers
La Chingona Nalgona

Like any normal human being when I got home last night I immediately scoured the internet for a custom dildo display box. I mean, obviously you’re not just going to shove a gilded Cartier dildo under your journal and the newest Jane Greene novel in the drawer of your nightstand (and now you know what I read at night). That shit is going to be on full display on the mantle of my fireplace, in the middle of my living room; where all exquisite works of art belong. Luckily for all of us there are several Etsy shops that can cater to your every whim. These shop owners will design you the perfect display for all your dildo needs, whether it be a golden and diamond encrusted (for ribbed pleasure,
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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F-ART!
La Chingona Nalgona

No, not that art. We love Van Gogh and Dali and Vermeer and Rembrandt, as evidenced by the 8 point scores in Round 5. I’m talking about the ART construction project. As many Burquenos know, the struggle for many of the small businesses located in Nob Hill, including our very own Nob Hill Bar and Grill, is real. Patronage continues to dwindle because of the (f)ART project and while the City claims it’s doing everything it can to help businesses get through construction the proof is in the pudding. I know it’s tough getting through it but, since the construction is hurting so many of our gems on Central we gotta pitch
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Nob Hill Bar & Grill
3128 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM
87106
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Welcome to the cool club, I will be your cool guide.
La Chingona Nalgona

Last night we welcomed Nob Hill Bar and Grill to the elite in Pub Quizzin’ as we kicked off its inaugural quiz. If you’ve never been to NHB&G than you aren’t familiar with its swanky vibe, kickass aquarium, and status as an upscale joint – which begs the question, how the hell did we get in? Well, it’s because we’re classy as fuck! It’s the perfect marriage, y’all and now that we’re here we ain’t goin’ anywhere. #CheaperToKeepHer So, I guess now you’ll want the 411 on the actual quiz, huh? Well, it was more or less business as usual as we kicked
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