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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Apr 19, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Brain Autopsy
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Congrats to Straight-edged Drummers for a solid first place, and to Boner Bucks and Penis Pennies for a one point lead to second place and a birthday! And thank you to Laura for helping out tonight. Thank you to all who donated to Planned Parenthood tonight. There are some things that are “controversial” that I just don’t understand. Like global climate change. Why is this controversial? It’s been proven true, it affects us all, it could have been reversed while boosting economies nationwide, and it’s bad for the future. Why deny it? And then of course there’s Planned Parenthood. It’s
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Apr 12, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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It's Called Beer Pong
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So best team name of the night goes to me, Even The Newsroom didn’t have a season on Sarin Gas. I guess the United thing is easier to make fun of than the Holocaust thing, though. Someone the other day suggested that Sean Spicer is in it for the book deal. I’ll watch the made for HBO movie but I won’t read his definitely unintelligible book. Don’t quote me on that. Congrats to Spicy Boys who brought it up to first place tonight. They really know their fonts and their obscure sports videos. And to second place, Sean Spicer’s Histoy Correspondence Course, who have a clear love
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Apr 05, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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My Favorite Zoo
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Congrats to Trained Squirrel Army for winning by an entire two points! Feels good, doesn’t it? And to The Killer B’s for a solid showing. Mulan McNugget Sauce needs his movie friends to show up if he’s gonna show you all up. Y’all, the San Diego zoo is top notch. I used to live within walking distance so I became a member. It’s like $60 to be a member for a year, which comes with a few free guest passes, includes the Wild Animal Kingdom, and a calendar with coupons. That means if you have visitors, you can buy a membership for the price of their tickets and they can get in for free
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Mar 29, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Battle of the Beauties
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Congratulations to Operation Just Cuz for having such a hilarious name while still making fun of me. And also for telling the truth that they had 7 players and could’t take home the cash. Therefore, congrats to Killer B’s for taking first place with a still commendable score. And to Beauty and the Beasts for taking a significant break from us and coming back for a win. Well, we made it through March! Each year it feels like it’s not going to happen and then each year we get through it just the same. This year I scheduled my doctors appointments and the dentist in March to get all the ugliness
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Mar 22, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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G-d Is Good! All the Time!
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Congratulations to Flowers from Alderaan for coming out of second place and taking gold with a perfect round 8. And to Duckingwalking to Heaven for their perfect round 2, which was an omen for second place I guess. Good luck to Christina, who will be studying in Japan, in Japanese. Wicked impressive. Send gifts! Y’all, I’ve been busy watching “Greenleaf.” It’s Oprah’s show about the royal family of a black church. I know nothing about churches and even less about black churches, but they have a bunch of preaching pastors and the main guy is the bishop and his wife is referred to as the first
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Mar 15, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Women's History Playlist is Killing It
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Wow, congratulations to Creepin’ On Clooney for breaking the Stone Church record as far as I can remember of 100 points in one quiz. They only missed 1 point in three 16-point rounds and scored a few other perfect rounds too. Stone Cold Jane Austin brought it pretty hard too with 93 points. The rest of you need to step it up. I mean, Worcesterhire? Come on. As you probably know, I HATE other drivers. If there was no one else on the road, I’d probably offer to be the DD every time. But damn those Other Cars. The seacoast is especially bad because we have these great windy roads that are 40 to 50 MPH and those Other
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Mar 08, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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A Spider Laid Eggs in My Head
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Thank you to all who came out tonight to support our latest cause! It was a success and I think you guys did pretty well too. We had a clear first place winner, Now with 99% Less Charles (and damn are we all happy about that). They were great and gave back the money to our charity organizers. Way to be. Second place went to the organizers of our quiz for a cause, Eat a Dick, Chris! but they had too many friends and so we had to go with a tiebreaker in third to get a second-place prize winner. Woman/Buffalo Romance (great nod to the gay controversy from a surprising source) took it home because they came in so close to the correct
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Mar 01, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Your Feelings Will Matter When All Feelings Matter
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Let me tell you something. I thought having John Oliver back would make me feel better about the current state of affairs. I totally forgot how depressing his comedy show is. I mean if people watched it and enacted change, it would be an uplifting and education show. But instead it’s sad and educational. Like, look around you: these people believe things that are not true and are harmful to you, themselves, and Earth. Cool. Now, I’ve heard people, and heard OF people, who just can’t even when it comes to the “safety pin.” One said something along the lines of, “your pin says that I’m bad and that’s not nice.”
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Feb 22, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Until Next Time, Black History Month
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Thanks for coming out on national margarita day! What a fun holiday that someone just made up at noon today for the heck of it. Congratulations to Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda for letting me act like Alex Trebek, and for winning a close race. And also to Blame Charles for coming up from behind and taking back what’s theirs (second place). Remember how good a move She’s All That is? So many good lines, but one of my favorite is when Taylor is talking about her new boyfriend and says “He’s from ‘The Real World’” and Freddie Prinze Jr. says, “What, like Reseda?”
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Feb 15, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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No Snow Days Off!
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It’s nights like these that are the best, right? The really loyal alcoholics come out during the rain knowing they have to go home in the snow. I appreciate your support, either way. Congrats to Dr. Crusher to the Rescue for eaking out the one point win, and to The Wiggles, who are probably kicking themselves over that one answer they changed. So how’s your black history month going so far? I hope it’s been educational. I hope it has not gone the path of the Trump administration. Mine has been pretty good. One of those blizzard days when I couldn’t get to work I finally had the chance to get to the post
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Feb 08, 2017
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'Twas the Night Before Nor'easter
Laurz

Great quiz tonight during a great week for me so far.  The Super Bowl was incredible.  I'm sure that people outside of New England do not feel that way, but it really was just a roller coaster of emotions.  Did any of you go to the parade?  There were people drinking on my train at 6:40 AM going to the parade & lots of rowdy people on my train home that evening too.  I am sure it was a lot of fun, but I had to do my job.  We had several teams that had Patriots related names....No Days Off! which I found very clever since it was Sarah's team (and she would normally be hosting).  Also Brady Blizzard Bubble Buntings
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I love improv, beer, bunnies, podcasts, and cheese. That's all you need to know.


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Feb 01, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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The Effects of Alcohol
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Congrats to Zombie Frederick Douglass for winning by one point, and for getting the better Frederick Douglass name. And to I Got 99 Problems but Devos Aint One (um yes she is) for second place by just one point. Cousin Eddie is always the bridesmaid, never the bride (their words, not mine). Thinking about doing a dry month? Wonder what will happen to your body if you stop drinking alcohol for 30 days? Scientists say there are serious health benefits from cutting out all that sugar and carb poison from your diet. Good new! I’m here to tell you how it will go down. Day 1: Well
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Jan 25, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Quiz for The Waysmeet
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What a great night, guys! Thank you to The Waysmeet for hosting such a successful Quiz for a Cause! They really brought it tonight with the handouts and the posters and the being great in general. Thanks to all of you quizzers who came out for them and donated your hard-stolen cash to the cause. The winners got a good sum of money and the Waysmeet took home a nice chunk thanks to you guys. Congrats to Rabies for Babies for getting such a high score and knowing more than anyone else. Congrats to Mary Tyler Less for making us all cringe with that name and for winning that cash. Tonight third place got a prize too so good on you,
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Blue Steel Ivy
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Congratulations to Vincent van Gogh Fuck Yourself for an unoriginal name but a pretty high score, which took first in this, our last week in the America of Obama. And congrats to Trump Never Sweats Solemnly, who was only one point away by himself! Always impressive. Guys, this week a Huey Lewis and the News song came on the radio and I realized something very racist about myself. Apparently without even realizing it, I thought Huey Lewis was black for my entire life. I thought the guy who sang rad movie theme songs was a hip black guy. I thought the record that was so highly praised in American Psycho was a motown record.
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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I Hope You Serve
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Another fun night with you guys! Congrats to first place, again, Luftwaffle, and to second place, back in the saddle, Wasps for Beezus. Not the closest race but both admirable. I’ve been watching “Parks and Recreation” this week and boy does it make me feel like a lazy ass. People have told me that I remind them of Leslie Knope and that is just the nicest thing ever. I’m similar to her in that I’m a nerd and I like to eat waffles, but I’m not like her in that she loves to work and is always doing stuff and likes to help people. She has goals and hates travel and is super positive. I love to
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College teacher by day, Pub Quiz Queen by night.  I love puns and portmanteaus and team names that include my name.  Some say people hate hearing the sound of their own voice but it seems that may not be true for me.

My quiz night includes song requests, dancing, and if you're good, chugging contests.

NH is my childhood homestate and after trying several other places, including San Diego, and South Korea, I came back to the 'Shire.  Help me figure out why!  

Maybe you want my credentials? BA in English from PSU, MA in Linguistics from SDSU.  Does that mean I love to party?  More like, I love to be the smartest person in the room full of party school people.  It hasn't happened yet.

Even though I'm a linguist, I'm not the most cunning. My quiz teammates always had to guess the answers I "knew" from random clues I'd give them.  There was a lot of "ya know?  the guy with the hair?" going on.  Suprisingly, this method led us to victory on many happy occasions.

When you come out to the Stone Church for quiz night, chat me up!


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The Stone Church
5 Granite Street
Newmarket, NH
03857
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 7:00 pm]
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New Year, New Quiz
Laurz

Happy New Year Everyone!  My title is in honor of the team named New Year, New Memes, thanks for the inspiration.  Very happy to be the quizmaster such a great group tonight and give Sarah a night off.  What did everyone do for New Years?  I went down to Boston to a friends house.  We watched a delayed version of New Year's Rocking Eve without the volume on so nothing seemed amiss with the lip-syncing, etc.  Do you guys believe in new year's resolutions?  I usually use this time of year to eat more healthy.  I haven't eaten cheese in a week which is a new record for me. So if past years are any indication: my healthy
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I love improv, beer, bunnies, podcasts, and cheese. That's all you need to know.