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The Sleep Deprivation is Real
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Most people sleep better with the rain. They have rain sound machines, and listen to the rain on their windows. Not me. I get annoyed. Especially if it isn’t a continuous rain. Heavy, then light, then whoops, lets pick it back up. STICK WITH THE RHYTHM WEATHER.  So in two days, I have had about 5 hours of sleep. I’m tempted to push the boundaries, but I also have to drive at some point… For those who braved the weather last night, you guys are awesome. We have a great time, and I got to use the word ‘diphthong’. Which is fine with me. If I get to make a your mom comment, I am happy. We had a round where you needed to give me the food
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
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Romeo and Julieting
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I guess what would be when you fall in love with someone you just met, and decide to tell your families to shove off because "I KNOW I JUST MET HIM DAD BUT HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" I'm assuming you also bite each other's thumbs, and make nurses do your dirty work. If there’s one thing I don’t understand, it’s Modern Art. I just can’t see how throwing paint on a canvas can be worth thousands of dollars. Maybe it’s just because I buy all of my art from Hobby Lobby, BUT ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE HALF OFF DÉCOR SALES. Also, all of the wall art I have in my house is dog related. I know what I like, and it’s that damn bulldog playing a saxophone. Get
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
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Unrealistic Expectations for 2017
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I don’t do the New Year’s Resolution thing. I also don’t understand that New Year, New Me thing. I figure, I’m going to do the same terrible things I did the year before, so why change? Here is the list of my totally unrealistic New Year’s Resolutions. Lose 327 pounds. Sure, that will make me technically non-existent. But that thigh gap though. None of my body will be touching any part of my other body, because I will have imploded like a white dwarf. Travel more. And by more, I mean more than anyone else has traveled. To Neptune. Conquer a foreign nation/place. As I will be trying to travel to Neptune,
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
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Farewell, General.
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Another day, another loss. We’ve got 4 days left in this shit storm that is 2016, so if we can just not lose anyone else, that would be great. Quizterbation gave the best wrong answer of the night with "I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... I’VE GOT GREAT TITS." Which is what I will say from this point on after every breakup. Because overconfidence is the way you get everything you want, right? RIGHT. So, with this year (finally) coming to a close, let’s talk about some of the good things that came out of it. We started at the Hangar, and I got to meet all you lovely
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
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Colazione at Tiffany’s
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Time for some upbeat Holiday music! Nothing says Christmas like New Found Glory lamenting on getting nothing for Christmas. We didn’t skimp on all the holidays, because Chana Hanach Chunananka Chanukah deserves much love too. On the playlist tonight, we almost had ‘Foreskin Angels’, but it never made it through the rotation. But you should listen to it. Actually, listen to Rachel Bloom’s entire “Suck It, Christmas” album. It’s fantastic. I feel like Chanukah songs don’t get enough recognition throughout the winter, and I am personally going to rectify that. After my nap. How about that Truman Capote round, eh?
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016
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Donder Pleads Guilty In Brutal Grandma Slaying
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This became a debate in my house years ago. Donner V. Donder, 2009. We were a house divided on whether the classic Christmas song referred to Santa’s 6th favorite reindeer had an extra syllable thrown in there. This was before you could just look things up on your phone, because data was expensive, and we could still dramatically shut our clamshell phones during arguments. And you know if you hit that internet button, you better be lightning fast with that end button or you weren’t going to be able to afford to eat for a month. You youngins don’t recall these days, but it’s ok. This is a blog for the people waiting for their AARP cards in
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
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Unless you are like me and hate the cold. I’ve lived in warm climates all my life, and I have gotten accustomed to it. I’ve seen snow one time, and it was in passing while driving back from Montana. I have no desire to wear 38 layers just to go get the mail. I am comfortable when the temperature is between 76 and 86 degrees. If it’s below that, I am shivering like a small dog, and if it’s warmer, I’m grumpy and complaining. There really is just no pleasing me, and I ain’t even sorry. So, In Search of Lost Time is the longest novel according to The Guinness Book Of World Records. This means that I have a goal now. I’m going to
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016
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Mi Llamo Katie
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Hello, it's me I was wondering if after all these weeks you'd like to meet At the Hangar, at Eight I’ve been anxiously awaiting And I ain't done much drinking. Hello, can you hear me? I'm at The Hangar hoping we get some teams soon Because it’s Tuesday, at eight I've forgotten how it felt to have a mic back in my hand There's such a difference between rounds And a poop joke or two… Hello from the other side I must have quizzed a thousand times And I’ll
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.