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At Least I Didn't Think I Was A Civil War Soldier This Time
VoldeMartini

So, there I am, getting ready to Emcee the biggest 4th grade play the world has ever seen. This is The Nutcracker, MacBeth, and Christmas at the O.K Corral all rolled into one big huge shebang. And where better to have it, than at the LDS Stake Center? Large gym, big stage. It was gonna be great. The kids are getting ready, prancing around in their costumes, little Teddy has already peed himself, and Amy has thrown up Nerds and Fruit Loops from snack time. It’s alright. We have some extra costumes in the basement, so I make the trek down there. The only way to get to the basement is to go to the loading dock behind the building, and
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Mar 14, 2017
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That Prom Queen Sure Is a Poplar Birch
VoldeMartini

Kissing in the rain was the theme of our visual round last night. Sure, in the movies it seems like great fun, but I will tell you this. It is not. Not by a long shot. It’s most likely cold. So you’re uncomfortable. Plus, you’re all wet. Which is also uncomfortable. When kissing in the rain, you not only have to try to avoid getting excess water in your mouth, but you’ve also got hair plastered to your face and your partners face. Plus the water that will get in your nose just makes it painful. And no one likes a painful makeout sesh. … Almost no one. Plus, you have to conveniently be with your partner when it is
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Mar 07, 2017
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The Zane Train Has Arrived
VoldeMartini

Fun fact, I went to Seattle for a little thing called Geek Bowl. You probably heard me mention it once in passing. At least some of you did, because you were totally there too. And some of you… TOTALLY BAILED AND I AM SO UPSET. I don’t make it a habit of using ride sharing, because I usually don’t go anywhere, and if I do, I take myself. Also, I don’t like talking to strangers, and that’s kind of hard to do when participating in Uber services. I also tend to get car sick easily, so I prefer my own driving “skills”. I used it a lot when I was in Seattle, because it was cold, and wet, and I wasn’t about to walk my happy ass all
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Feb 28, 2017
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Here’s A Look At A Child
VoldeMartini

I am the worst at getting ready for a trip. Seriously. I leave to get on a flight for Seattle on less than 24 hours, and I haven’t packed a dang thing. Instead of a Tooth Fairy, I need a fairy godmother that will just magically pack my stuff, make sure that I’ve got everything, and get me to the airport on time. Hell, not even the airport. Use that wand for something good, G-Ma, and teleport me where I need to go. That way, I don’t have to take off my shoes at the checkpoint. And I also won’t have to deal with smelly people sitting next to me on the plane. I have a lot of grievances about planes, and I’m not just talking about the airline
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Feb 21, 2017
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Internal Combustion, The Ultimate Accessory.
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Man, oh man, do I love To Wong Foo. Firstly, I am crazy for Swayze. 1000%. I saw this movie for the first time with my mom and older sister, so I think I was probably 8 or 9. Of course, there are aspects that I didn’t quite understand. Officer Dollard finding what was under Miss Vida’s dress, for one. I knew that was a no-no zone, but at that age, I hadn’t worked out the logistics of the anatomical difference between men and women. So, “get your hand off my dick, buddy” didn’t make a lot of sense to me. Plus, John Leguizamo was Luigi, and I thought he was funny in a dress. To Wong Fu, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar will be one
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2017
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Rumor Had The Best Valentine's Day
VoldeMartini

I asked you guys, in lieu of one of our bonus rounds, to write some haikus for Valentine’s day. This was basically me just making sure someone gave me a poem for Valentine’s day. Even though I am jaded, and hateful, I still wanna get stuff. Because we are living in a material world, and I am a material girl. I hope death comes soon Hated Day of Valentine’s Please slice my wrists now -Team Pre-Game Love Love Love Love Love Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer -Roses Are Red. Bourbon Is Brown. Poems are Hard. Bourbon. This is not a race This is also not a date This is a damn game
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Feb 07, 2017
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"Bon chance, mes amis," no one says...
VoldeMartini

Theater folk have a lot of superstitions. Don’t say this, don’t do that, do this but do it in this particular way or you will most likely fall off the stage and get eaten by alligators that are in the moat we put up this morning because someone did this one particular thing that we told them specifically not to do. I spent a large part of my time in the theater. High School, College, and various jobs throughout the years. I know a thing or two about theater superstitions, and I’m going to share them with you! AN: May not be actually historically/culturally accurate We do not say ‘MacBeth’ on the stage. The reasoning for this is MacBeth
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 31, 2017
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Gods, Monsters, And a PonyBoy
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Distorted audio rounds are slowly becoming my favorite kinds of rounds. I get to look over the crowd, faces screwed up in concentration, as they try and decipher the garbled mess we have presented them with. It’s good to be the king. I read Bridge to Terabithia when I was a kid, and I didn’t really remember anything about it. Which is probably because it was almost 20 years ago, and I read a lot as a kid. Not having friends when you are in elementary school will do that to ya. In any case, the movie came out quite a bit later, and I watched it on Netflix/Hulu/HBO or whatever streaming service it was on, and was confused. I knew Leslie dies at the end, but I didn’t
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 24, 2017
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But Who Lost To The Cow?
VoldeMartini

There’s a church around the corner from my house that usually has pretty boring signs. But occasionally, they put up fun little quotes that I like to try and understand. “The Bible is a Love Letter from God” was one of my favorites. Now, I have never received a love letter, as this is the day and age of Dick Pics, and I sell them for 30 bucks to various adult sites. But if I received a love letter that was in the style of the Bible, I would be very, very concerned about the mental health of the sender. This week’s sign, however, told me “To Love My Neighbor as I Love Myself”. Which, is a dangerous road because some days, I wouldn’t
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 17, 2017
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The Sleep Deprivation is Real
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Most people sleep better with the rain. They have rain sound machines, and listen to the rain on their windows. Not me. I get annoyed. Especially if it isn’t a continuous rain. Heavy, then light, then whoops, lets pick it back up. STICK WITH THE RHYTHM WEATHER.  So in two days, I have had about 5 hours of sleep. I’m tempted to push the boundaries, but I also have to drive at some point… For those who braved the weather last night, you guys are awesome. We have a great time, and I got to use the word ‘diphthong’. Which is fine with me. If I get to make a your mom comment, I am happy. We had a round where you needed to give me the food
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
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Romeo and Julieting
VoldeMartini

I guess what would be when you fall in love with someone you just met, and decide to tell your families to shove off because "I KNOW I JUST MET HIM DAD BUT HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" I'm assuming you also bite each other's thumbs, and make nurses do your dirty work. If there’s one thing I don’t understand, it’s Modern Art. I just can’t see how throwing paint on a canvas can be worth thousands of dollars. Maybe it’s just because I buy all of my art from Hobby Lobby, BUT ONLY WHEN THEY HAVE HALF OFF DÉCOR SALES. Also, all of the wall art I have in my house is dog related. I know what I like, and it’s that damn bulldog playing a saxophone. Get
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
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Unrealistic Expectations for 2017
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I don’t do the New Year’s Resolution thing. I also don’t understand that New Year, New Me thing. I figure, I’m going to do the same terrible things I did the year before, so why change? Here is the list of my totally unrealistic New Year’s Resolutions. Lose 327 pounds. Sure, that will make me technically non-existent. But that thigh gap though. None of my body will be touching any part of my other body, because I will have imploded like a white dwarf. Travel more. And by more, I mean more than anyone else has traveled. To Neptune. Conquer a foreign nation/place. As I will be trying to travel to Neptune,
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
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Farewell, General.
VoldeMartini

Another day, another loss. We’ve got 4 days left in this shit storm that is 2016, so if we can just not lose anyone else, that would be great. Quizterbation gave the best wrong answer of the night with "I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... I’VE GOT GREAT TITS." Which is what I will say from this point on after every breakup. Because overconfidence is the way you get everything you want, right? RIGHT. So, with this year (finally) coming to a close, let’s talk about some of the good things that came out of it. We started at the Hangar, and I got to meet all you lovely
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
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Colazione at Tiffany’s
VoldeMartini

Time for some upbeat Holiday music! Nothing says Christmas like New Found Glory lamenting on getting nothing for Christmas. We didn’t skimp on all the holidays, because Chana Hanach Chunananka Chanukah deserves much love too. On the playlist tonight, we almost had ‘Foreskin Angels’, but it never made it through the rotation. But you should listen to it. Actually, listen to Rachel Bloom’s entire “Suck It, Christmas” album. It’s fantastic. I feel like Chanukah songs don’t get enough recognition throughout the winter, and I am personally going to rectify that. After my nap. How about that Truman Capote round, eh?
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016
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Donder Pleads Guilty In Brutal Grandma Slaying
VoldeMartini

This became a debate in my house years ago. Donner V. Donder, 2009. We were a house divided on whether the classic Christmas song referred to Santa’s 6th favorite reindeer had an extra syllable thrown in there. This was before you could just look things up on your phone, because data was expensive, and we could still dramatically shut our clamshell phones during arguments. And you know if you hit that internet button, you better be lightning fast with that end button or you weren’t going to be able to afford to eat for a month. You youngins don’t recall these days, but it’s ok. This is a blog for the people waiting for their AARP cards in
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.


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Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
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It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
VoldeMartini

Unless you are like me and hate the cold. I’ve lived in warm climates all my life, and I have gotten accustomed to it. I’ve seen snow one time, and it was in passing while driving back from Montana. I have no desire to wear 38 layers just to go get the mail. I am comfortable when the temperature is between 76 and 86 degrees. If it’s below that, I am shivering like a small dog, and if it’s warmer, I’m grumpy and complaining. There really is just no pleasing me, and I ain’t even sorry. So, In Search of Lost Time is the longest novel according to The Guinness Book Of World Records. This means that I have a goal now. I’m going to
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Potterite. Whovian. 'Murican.

Hailing from the elongated state of California, I moved to Texas when I was a wee tot. May not have been born here, but I have developed a taste for Shiner and have (almost) gotten used to the heat.

Also has an unnatural dislike for the Batman.