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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Couldn't Go a Night Without Something Cosby
The Josh

Hello Quizlings!!! It has been a while since I've seen ya, and looky here, a full house!!!  Always makes me happy to see it.  I had my trusty assistant Newby QuizMistress Laura here, she did a good job with her rounds.  I loved the sound clip section, anytime I can hear Mel Gibson Yell at his foreign ex wife as he's about to marry another chick now, is just special. It was good to see Lawrence again, I haven't had someone in particular to give shit regularly, so his presence is always appreciated.  Well my list of unwatched Gundam Episodes aren't going to watch themselves.   Until Next Time....
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Mark Twain Was Good With His Hands
Taylor

No really.  I must like coming in and hanging out with you all (or something like that) because I made a huge sacrifice to be there for the quiz last night.  How huge, you ask?  Ginormous.  As in, bigger than missing a family member's funeral.  Bigger than being the 9th caller into a radio show and winning front row tickets to a concert headlined by a resurrected Albert Einstein (the dude could SHRED!) only to give the tickets up to the next caller. Even bigger than giving up a seat to an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things...okay, maybe not THAT big, but you get the point. Anyway, I MUST like coming into work since I did not call off tonight to play Dragon Age: Inquisition
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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We might not know about saxophones, but we love a good poop joke
Josh Prime

Hey Friends, Congratulate me, go ahead... I can wait. It was my first quiz and things were awesome! I think I earned a new nickname, Small Josh. I suppose with two quizmasters named Josh we are bound to have this keep happening. I still maintain that he is the Duece, but I am ok with being Small Josh for now. My teams struggled with the round on saxophone facts; seriously, get your sax game on point for next time. But we were all very happy when round seven featured musicals all about poop. Who doesn't want to hear Aladdin threatening to poop on Jasmine's face during their famous magic carpet ride? No friend of mine, that's who. We Are The Weirdos Mister get
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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All Hail the Noob!!!
The Josh

Josh Here, We had Robynne here training from the Britannia Arms in Monterey, she wrote like a super well thought out blog post about finishing her training and everything.  Literally put in like 1000 times more effort into hers than I ever have for you guys, and the site took a shit!!!!! We had a great time and you guys were great as always.  In protest of all her hard work I am going silent, starting now.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Taco Wednesday?!?! That's Blasphemy!!!
The Josh

I'm a simple man, I like nachos, strippers, riding donkeys on the beach, playing hackey sack in the quad, and lighting bags of poo on people's doorsteps.  So I guess I am just not sophisticated enough to get the term Taco Wednesday.  When I read the title of the round I immediately became an emotional wreck, not knowing what had become of the world.  The alliterative name of Taco Tuesday was good enough for me, why not you World?  Luckily I had the personal fortitude to push on and read the description of the round and realized it was all a ruse to bring to light the coming of the Taco Emoji. I have always wanted to find a way to share my feelings with people
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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You Don't Know About the Swiss Guard
The Josh

They will fuck you up!!!! Another great night here at Capitol Garage, I'm still riding my high from the Game of Thrones Quiz.  A lot of new faces here tonight, it was great to meet you all.  I was in rare form as always, but no one threw a shoe so that's a plus! Remember, the Archer Quiz is coming July 15th!!!! Keep an eye on the website here and I will announce the venue as soon as it is solidified.     Until Next Time...
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Saturday, June 13, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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"Why Do You Quizmasters Always Cross Dress?"
The Josh

Hello My Quizlings, Your Queen has arrived, all bow and worship me!!  This was probably one of the best put together quizes material wise that I've seen so far.  There was a little something for everyone.  The costumes were great, we had the original Power Couple Cersei and Robert, my sexy ass, and Lady Stoneheart. The energy level was high, and I only messed up easy words that had nothing to do with the show, like Cat, in true Quizmaster Josh form.  We drank a lot of ale, laughed a lot of laughs, and talked a lotta shit.  I can't wait until the next themed quiz, which is the Archer Quiz on July 15th.   Until Next Time...
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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We're Going Streaking!!!!
The Josh

That's right!!! We're going streaking to the gymnasium. There was Caligula, Dude Love, Blazing Saddles references, and Step Brothers. I could not be happier tonight. You guys were such a great crowd, tonight really was a blast. Now I am going to talk about the themed quiz this Saturday, I can't wait to show you all my costume, it's so hot!!! This is the event of the century, do not miss it!!!!  I bought prizes for the first and second best costumes, and will just be in a merry mood altogether!!   Until Next Time....
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Hello Kitty Will Always Be A Cat to Me
The Josh

So tonight was argue and call Josh out on all of his shit night I guess.  Oh yeah, happy birthday Joe, it was his special night.  I'm still bitter, a Quizmaster can't get no respect around here anymore.  I pull my dick out in the middle of one quiz, and they treat you like a fool for life!! (just kidding, or am I?) Now all I can think about is the sweet nectar that is Pizza Beer.  I need this in my life now!  I can't believe I have not had it yet, it will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine.  So I'm essentially illiterate, I actually have a monkey typing this as I dictate it, but I was able to give a book recommendation last night, well audio book that is. 
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Rage of Toto
Taylor

You may have noticed that Josh was missing for a second week in a row.  Don’t worry, he’s fine, he’s just recovering from knee surgery.  Did you know that he is, in fact, an 84 year old man?  It’s true, you can ask him.  He’ll probably tell you that he’s in his 20’s but that’s because, in addition to having bad knees, he also suffers from dementia and gets confused sometimes.  Trust me, he’s old as shit.    In any case you had me back again to lead your quiz. Every time I come to this venue I spend half the quiz just laughing into the mic – like I did last night after you all started
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Skunk Ape is TOTALLY a Thing!
Taylor

I hate to admit it, but maybe my Tuesday night teams were right when they told me that no one else cares about different Bigfoot nicknames but me - specifically the Skunk Ape, which is what Bigfoot is called in Florida.  At least, no one at two whole quizzes so far has cared.  I see what's up - everyone knew what a Dirty Sanchez was, but not a Skunk Ape.  It's obvious where your priorities lie.....tsk tsk, you naughty quizzers!  No wonder Josh likes hosting here so much... Although not enough to get him to show up ammiright??     If it makes you all feel better, Josh wanted me to tell you that he misses you all terribly, that he thinks about you
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Blue Whales Have 8 Foot Dongs? I'm Not Impressed
The Josh

Overall this was just a great night!  Two really solid audio rounds with round 7 being pretty tough, it's amazing how good some people's ears are when listening to voices.  I refrained from making a joke about Starbucks in Israel, and that a blowjob from a giant anteater will not have me worrying about teeth on my pepe, so that's always a plus.   I also learned about the "Fool's Gold Loaf" now after Casa Bonita, is the second biggest reason that I need to go to Denver.  I will also no longer call George Washington Carver by his name, but I will refer to him from now on as Black Leonardo.  That is an actual first for me, that's all I'll say about that.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Saturday, May 02, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Earth's Mightiest Quiz
Taylor

  I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for us to do a Marvel quiz! Actually I can. I can tell you exactly how long I've been waiting – Three years and thirty one weeks. That's how long I've been a Quiz Master for Geek Who Drink. Three years and thirty one weeks and I finally got my quiz. Good things come to those who wait, kids – or at least those who like things that happen to become culturally relevant on a massive scale. Now, I had a lot of inner turmoil over what costume to wear to this quiz. Part
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Thursday, April 30, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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You had me at Swedish Chef
The Josh

Well Hello My Quizlings!! Another great week with a great turnout!!!  I was definitely worried that those damned allergies were going to take my voice, but it all worked out and a great night was had!! Last night's round seven was on of my absolute favorites with the Swedish Chef doing songs from musicals.  While I'm barely cultured enough to barely get one song right, I look forward to seeing more songs done by the illustrious chef.  I wonder if the Swedes ever took offense to him?  I would like to think not, I think they're just happy to get some sort of attention at all. Also, it felt as if I was taking crazy pills, why were people not so blown away
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Friday, April 24, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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I Didn't Know That the Stupid Owl's Name Was Bubo!
The Josh

Robots! Who doesn't like them!!!!  Such a great night of pub quiz was had!!  I thought the Zonule of Zinn was one of the dog beasts in Ghost Busters, I was wayyyy off. There was a question about a Morrisey single, so my night was made.  Such a depressing son of a bitch, but probably that's why I love him.  He makes me feel not so bad about stuff. Remember Quizlings, the Marvel Themed Pub Quiz is Saturday May 2nd at Capitol Garage!  Make sure to come on out, Taylor is hosting and bakes awesome cookies!!!!   Until next time...
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Thursday, April 09, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Josh definitely did not know his big words
The Josh

Guys, I don't even know why we are talking about last night's quiz, Game of Thrones is back this Sunday!!!  All else does not matter.  Yeah sure, I made fun of a few of you, and I was losing my voice towards the end and was sounding like I was going through puberty again, but all of that means nothing!!!  We get to see some bad ass stuff soon. But with that said, what is quickly becoming one of my favorite team names, Clam Chowder ith a Venereal Ditheathe took the win once again.  Things were looking grim for our heroes until they stepped things up in the last two rounds.  Everyone had a good time as always, although I had a hard
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.