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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Rage of Toto
Taylor

You may have noticed that Josh was missing for a second week in a row.  Don’t worry, he’s fine, he’s just recovering from knee surgery.  Did you know that he is, in fact, an 84 year old man?  It’s true, you can ask him.  He’ll probably tell you that he’s in his 20’s but that’s because, in addition to having bad knees, he also suffers from dementia and gets confused sometimes.  Trust me, he’s old as shit.    In any case you had me back again to lead your quiz. Every time I come to this venue I spend half the quiz just laughing into the mic – like I did last night after you all started
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Skunk Ape is TOTALLY a Thing!
Taylor

I hate to admit it, but maybe my Tuesday night teams were right when they told me that no one else cares about different Bigfoot nicknames but me - specifically the Skunk Ape, which is what Bigfoot is called in Florida.  At least, no one at two whole quizzes so far has cared.  I see what's up - everyone knew what a Dirty Sanchez was, but not a Skunk Ape.  It's obvious where your priorities lie.....tsk tsk, you naughty quizzers!  No wonder Josh likes hosting here so much... Although not enough to get him to show up ammiright??     If it makes you all feel better, Josh wanted me to tell you that he misses you all terribly, that he thinks about you
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Blue Whales Have 8 Foot Dongs? I'm Not Impressed
The Josh

Overall this was just a great night!  Two really solid audio rounds with round 7 being pretty tough, it's amazing how good some people's ears are when listening to voices.  I refrained from making a joke about Starbucks in Israel, and that a blowjob from a giant anteater will not have me worrying about teeth on my pepe, so that's always a plus.   I also learned about the "Fool's Gold Loaf" now after Casa Bonita, is the second biggest reason that I need to go to Denver.  I will also no longer call George Washington Carver by his name, but I will refer to him from now on as Black Leonardo.  That is an actual first for me, that's all I'll say about that.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Saturday, May 02, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Earth's Mightiest Quiz
Taylor

  I can't tell you how long I've been waiting for us to do a Marvel quiz! Actually I can. I can tell you exactly how long I've been waiting – Three years and thirty one weeks. That's how long I've been a Quiz Master for Geek Who Drink. Three years and thirty one weeks and I finally got my quiz. Good things come to those who wait, kids – or at least those who like things that happen to become culturally relevant on a massive scale. Now, I had a lot of inner turmoil over what costume to wear to this quiz. Part
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Thursday, April 30, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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You had me at Swedish Chef
The Josh

Well Hello My Quizlings!! Another great week with a great turnout!!!  I was definitely worried that those damned allergies were going to take my voice, but it all worked out and a great night was had!! Last night's round seven was on of my absolute favorites with the Swedish Chef doing songs from musicals.  While I'm barely cultured enough to barely get one song right, I look forward to seeing more songs done by the illustrious chef.  I wonder if the Swedes ever took offense to him?  I would like to think not, I think they're just happy to get some sort of attention at all. Also, it felt as if I was taking crazy pills, why were people not so blown away
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Friday, April 24, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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I Didn't Know That the Stupid Owl's Name Was Bubo!
The Josh

Robots! Who doesn't like them!!!!  Such a great night of pub quiz was had!!  I thought the Zonule of Zinn was one of the dog beasts in Ghost Busters, I was wayyyy off. There was a question about a Morrisey single, so my night was made.  Such a depressing son of a bitch, but probably that's why I love him.  He makes me feel not so bad about stuff. Remember Quizlings, the Marvel Themed Pub Quiz is Saturday May 2nd at Capitol Garage!  Make sure to come on out, Taylor is hosting and bakes awesome cookies!!!!   Until next time...
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Thursday, April 09, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Josh definitely did not know his big words
The Josh

Guys, I don't even know why we are talking about last night's quiz, Game of Thrones is back this Sunday!!!  All else does not matter.  Yeah sure, I made fun of a few of you, and I was losing my voice towards the end and was sounding like I was going through puberty again, but all of that means nothing!!!  We get to see some bad ass stuff soon. But with that said, what is quickly becoming one of my favorite team names, Clam Chowder ith a Venereal Ditheathe took the win once again.  Things were looking grim for our heroes until they stepped things up in the last two rounds.  Everyone had a good time as always, although I had a hard
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


  • Quiz Image
The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Thursday, April 02, 2015
[Wednesday 8:30 pm]
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Umm, Someone Had Kevin Bacon on Their Mind!!!
The Josh

How many rounds can Kevin Bacon be an answer in?  The answer is 8, all 8 rounds.  It was absolutely amazing, with even two bonus questions being Kevin Bacon.  It was getting hilarious at one point, and the crowd agreed. I swear if you repeat this to anyone, I'll call you a dirty liar, but even though it was only one week, I missed all my lil quizlings!!!  I feel lucky to have such a great group of folks!!!  As always some great music was played (At least I thought so), some laughs were had, and I got to pick on not only my buddy Andy, but my new favorite underdogs, the Sweaty Bettys.   Another day done, another quiz in the books.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.