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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Those Were The Wonder Years
The Deuce

I feel like every blog is me yelling at the keyboard about how you damn kids are so young with your Intendos and whatnot.  A whole table was like "What is the Wonder Years?",  It totally killed me. The only thing that made up for it was that the hot team leader verbally berated another member of the team for a few minutes for his stupidity.  I think I'm in love!!!  I even joined in hoping she could make him cry, it didn't happen, but it was awful close. Another great crowd and another great night at Capitol Garage.  Team Carlos' Last Stand decided to have 8 people on their team, they did a great job, for nothing.  I did
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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To all the books I haven’t read and the movies I haven’t seen…
Miss LaLa

I didn’t finish The Hunger Games books or the movies, The Harry Potter books, or the movies, I didn’t see Gone Girl let alone read the book. I actually didn’t read anything in Round 6 so it really should have been called “In which we spoil books you probably should have read by now”. Fortunately, as I mentioned last night, I will likely remember nothing. I have a terrible memory. I don’t retain information like, at all. So it works out for everyone that I get to read the questions and not try to answer them. (I also haven’t watched The Big Bang Theory or Family Guy.)  
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Jan 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Pullman and Paxton...The Struggle Continues
The Deuce

Oh what a night!!! It always warms the cockles of my heart when we pack the house at Capitol Garage.  It got to the point where you quizlings were asking about going outside and opening the doors.  Such dedication!!   Now to my airing of grievances, "Who's Bill Pullman?"  Are you kidding me?  He was singly the best movie president ever.  Even better than Jamie Foxx, and that's hard to beat.  The man jumped into a F-18 and fought aliens while also writing one of the best "Let's Go Kill Us Some Aliens Cause It's Independence Day" speeches.  I can't wait to see him in this new one, hopefully him and Goldblum (I swear to Jesus don't
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Saturday, Jan 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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You guys are never gonna believe this!
Miss LaLa

So I hosted the X-Files quiz at Capitol Garage yesterday afternoon and it was totally awesome. I mean, I was obsessed with the X-Files back in 93’ and I’m so excited to see the premiere tonight. (Thank Geek “They” got me back in time!) Anyway - it was cool, and for my first ever outing hosting a themed quiz AND it was an X-Files quiz? I mean COME ON!   So we played the quiz and it was awesome and everyone was happy and had a good time. Then one by one we all left the venue all basking in the afterglow of our common Geekness. As I approached my Geekmobile suddenly I was surrounded
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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You Belong To The City...You Damn Kids!!!
The Deuce

Well here's old man The Deuce again yelling at you whippersnappers for not knowing the greatness that was Miami Vice and their affiliation with Glenn Frey.  The Eagles blew, there, I said it.  Glenn Frey solo rocked.  The heat is on is the only song that I will play when being chased through the city by cops, that says a lot. Trainee Kelley was here to learn from the worst, I mean Master, and thanks to a bunch of technical issues, I brought my C+ game.  Luckily Kelley is bright and has been a regular to Capitol Garage in the past.  Only complaint that I have against her is that she is dating my nemesis T-Bone.  I thought I could get past this, but a letter
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Jan 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Goodbye Starman
The Deuce

What an emotional week for those who get emotional over these things.  As I write this I also avoid working by looking at articles about Alan Rickman, and now Celine Dion's cradle robbing husband!!!  I don't know how much more my heart can take.  I guess knowing that I have you guys by my side makes a big difference.   What a great night otherwise?!  It took us a minute to get the new speaker under control, but boy oh boy does it sound great!  You guys were did not do too well on the music round, there were definitely a few curve balls in there.  It was great to have a full house too!  The energy is just so much higher, plus to have my dad
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Jan 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs?
Miss LaLa

Confession time, tonight was an important night for me. It’s like the very last holiday of the holiday season for me. I’ve been waiting so patiently for weeks for the premiere of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia tonight! I put on my best Rum Ham t-shirt and… didn’t even call you a Jabroni. How did this escape my brain tonight? I’ve brought dishonor to my house but at least one Geeky quizzer caught the reference on my shirt. So to you good sir - “Rock, flag and eagle.”   Tonight was a lively and clever crowd at Capitol Garage. Not to mention a super fun
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Dec 30, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
Miss LaLa

What a fun night at Capitol Garage on New Years Eve Eve - or so the kids are calling it these days. I had a whole bunch of brand spankin newbie quizzers! When asked how they heard about Geeks Who Drink, Synergizing Sasquatches responded in typical Millennial fashion - “The internet.” Both descriptive and absolutely vague. Well done Millennials. Well done.   It seems today we are all closing out 2015 and everyone is most assuredly reflecting on the year that was. So since I’m charged with entertaining you, faithful blog reader,
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Dec 23, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Festivus- AKA Christmas Eve Eve…
Miss LaLa

Quite a nice and attractive turnout at Geeks Who Drink at Capitol Garage! Some new teams, some returning teams, some drunk teams. According to Josh Kress,last night was Festivus. It seemed important to him to celebrate, so I took it upon myself, in his absence, to learn about this made up holiday and celebrate accordingly.   According to Wikipedia: Festivus is both a parody and a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 that serves as an alternative to participating in the pressures and
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Dec 16, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Christmas Comes in One Day!!!!
The Deuce

Holy Moly!!!! I didn't even get to talk about this last night whatsoever, THE FORCE AWAKENS opens today (Thursday)!!!!  I wanted to share my love with all of you for this moment, as it is the most important day of our young lives!! Also, next Wednesday is Festivus, I totally forgot about it.  I will have to make sure to do something for you guys to celebrate this momentous day!! As for the quiz, overall you guys did a great job.  We did not have a ton of teams as is expected for finals week, but there was good competition.  Next week should be stellar with everyone home and doing their thing.   Oh, do you have plans for New Years
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Dec 09, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Blame it on the Trainee
The Deuce

Sorry about the late post folks, I'm gonna blame it on trainee Patrick.  Not that anything to do with him, but because I can, and he's from Fresno. I think the kid's gonna do alright down in Fresno town, he has no illegitimate children that he knows of, has a job, can read and write, he's damn near a One-Percenter there! What made me the most happy was that he got the privilege of doing round 3, which was a Sooner Or Later round, which is a pain to explain sometimes.  So being the cocky young pup that he is, he's like, "I got this" and I got to watch him crash and burn!!!!  I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a hard time
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Dec 02, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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I'm Baaaaack!!!
The Deuce

That's right quizlings, after a few weeks of finding myself and all the beer in Mexico your Quizmaster has returned!! It was so great seeing everyone, and what a great quiz it was to host.  There was a new round called Two for the Money, there's a bit of gambling to it, which really appealed to my dirtbag side.  I definitely encourage you to bug the GWD folks for more rounds of that, it was a blast.   And Lacrosse is Canada's official sport instead of curling?!  What the hell is that shit?  It's a damn travesty, I felt compelled to give that to everyone who answer curling, but alas, my sense of Quizmaster duty held me from doing so.  Maybe
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Nov 25, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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The gift that keeps on giving.
Miss LaLa

Twas the night before Thanksgiving and all through mid-town; the Brew Bikes were cruising and the Geeks were all down - to quiz!   The beer was a-flowing from bright taps with care; the nom-noms were flying from the kitchen with flair.   The Geeks spoke in hushed tones eying the competition; which came first? Women’s Lib or Prohibition? (That’s not actually a question from this week but it sounded really good - you know?)   Anyhow - that’s all the poetry I have in
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Nov 18, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Easy for you to say - you don’t have to say it!
Miss LaLa

WOW! What a huge crowd tonight at Capitol Garage! My (prize) box and I were so happy to spend our Wednesday night with you!   So we started off with business as usual and things seemed to be going well! Very few repeats of questions - lots of happy chatter and drinking. Then round 3 happened and our whole time table fell off the rails. Anything or Everything between was a challenge for all of us, myself included. Many many belated props to Smokey’s Crew for correctly identifying the living members os the Wu Tang Clan! That not so little
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Nov 11, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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So I Think Harold and Kumar Would've Gone Somewhere Else
The Deuce

Hats off to the author(s) of last night's quiz, because it was one of the funniest ones I have had the pleasure of mastering in a long time!!!   So with it being a day off, ol' QM Josh got himself up to Apple hill and got jacked up on all kinds of apple based products (Gotta try the lube out sometime).  Needless to say I was a bit sassy, I blame it on all that Apple-y goodness.  While Josh Sucks With Teeth tried ever so much to poke the bear, I was having none of it!!!  I know I don't use teeth, I'm way better than that!!! That White Castle Breakfast Sammich sounded awful tasty didn't it?  It did?  Well you're now
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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The Capitol Garage
1500 K Street
Sacramento, CA
95814
Wednesday, Nov 04, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:30 pm]
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Winter is Coming
The Deuce

Alright folks, I get it, it got real cold here real fast, (California Cold, but even so, 37 degrees in the beginning of November when it was 90 the week before is rough).  With that said, I want to applaud all my teams that came out to play.  I always enjoy seeing friends smashing friends, with DTF: Down To Fight using their joker in the 8th round while smashing it and putting Lawrence Who?  to rest.  Lights out Motherfuckers!!!! We weren't many, but we were strong!!!  Hopefully you guys tough up and stop hiding from the not hot weather and get back into the quiz of things. Honorable mention
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.