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Wednesday, August 26, 2015
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How was Jane Lynch Performance in "The Fugitive" Not Mentioned in Round Seven?
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Round seven featured many of the eclectic roles of Jane Lynch. I am aghast that said round did not include Ms. Lynch’s understated performance as a doctor colleague of the wrongfully accused Richard Kimble in The Fugitive.   I was watching AMC the other week and The Fugitive was on and it sucked me in a bit. (Harrison Ford is my favourite actor—we even share a birthdate). It was towards the end of the film and Dr. Kimble is sleuthing to clear his name and runs into a female ally at the hospital. I had to look it up on IMDB—the actress looked like Jane Lynch but surely, it was not—but there it was: Jane Lynch acted in The
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, August 19, 2015
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Larry King Roundup
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Ripped-Off from The Onion and ESPN: The Magazine   Wow, what a night boys and girls. A humungous 15 teams came to play at Three Lions. Cosby/Duggar Family Law LLC. took home the bacon, and by bacon, I mean a euphemism for money . . . Man, it just never seems to be the Houston Oilers’ year . . . My third wife’s second son says he needs a job. What he needs is a spanking . . . It’s beginning to feel a lot like Autumn out there—Autumn Reeser that is, coming up next in an interview . . . Tres Lobos finished second. It’s another case of Mexicans stealing American jobs [Ed note: Is Larry
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
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A Lone Star Returns
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A return of an exiled member helped The Worst Thing from Texas since George W. take the top spot on Wednesday. They won with 80 points; in second place was Idiot Assholes with 67 points. A tied occurred for third place which required a paper/rock/shearers two-out-of-three contest. Two papers beat two rocks and Dos Lobos won the prize over Where's My Mom?     As it turns to mid-August, I am starting to think it might not be Ohio's year in baseball (wait ‘til football bitches--McCown is going to surprise the world--or is it McNown? Answer: does not matter). As a result, I am rooting for
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, August 05, 2015
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Ranking Beatles Albums
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Back from a two week break and Three Lions was ready to rock. A mighty 14 teams fought for truth, love, and 35 dollars. The final standings featured Shartnado first, D-Holez second, Dos Lobos third, and The Tinderwolves fourth.   Round six had a Beatles question, more specifically a White Album question, which is my favourite Beatles album.Here is how I rank the albums from the greatest album of all-time:   1. The Beatles, a.k.a. The White Album2. Magical Mystery Tour (some folks won’t like this pick but is officially recognised as adopted
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, July 15, 2015
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ISIS Has Seldom Been So Funny
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It was the Pele of Quizzes Wednesday at Three Lions, as the bar welcomed Sterling Archer, ISIS, and their compatriots. Hundreds of people and 63 teams packed the establishment—wait, I had something for this—and in the end, Cobra Whiskey and Lady Boys won big like Tom Hanks. They took home almost $600 and could now make it rain like Pacman Jones. Dutch Rudders placed second, two points behind the leaders. Archers of Loafcross and It’s All About the Benjamin tied for third, and SS Date Rape just came. Seriously, they were the worst team who struck around so fellow quizmaster Justin presented
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, July 08, 2015
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Where Have You Gone, Katie Holmes?
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Teams packed the Lions Three like sardines in a tin, 14 teams to be exact—great crowd. Payin’ 4 It won’t have to pay for it, since they won $35 at Three Lions. 16 Candidates finished just one point behind them and Dirty Sanchez and the Brown Nosers placed third. RCA, Clown Baby, Dribbles all turned in fine performances too.   Where have you gone, Katie Holmes? The hot star of Dawson’s Creek and Batman Begins married Tom Cruise, then divorced him, and has been pretty quiet. She guest-starred on the How I Met Your Mother episode mentioned tonight,
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, July 01, 2015
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The Janus Comedian: Dan Aykroyd
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To honour Canada Day, round seven was all Pam Anderson and Dan Aykroyd.   There is a yin and yang to Dan Aykroyd. He has starred in some of the greatest films ever but he is also batshit insane. One of the best comedies ever is Blue Brothers. It has everything: huge musical numbers, great lines, and a buttload of car pileups. Aykroyd also wrote and starred in Ghostbusters, another tremendously entertaining movie, although I prefer the second one, with Aykroyd also wrote with the late, great Harold Ramis. I find it odd that Aykroyd would write himself as the second banana to Bill Murray’s Peter Venkman. But that is far from the weirdest thing about
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
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Crazy Colorado Clouds Cause Carnage
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Cocky or prescient? Drinkin 4 Free Yeahhhhhhh! proved that they were drinking for free when they grabbed the top spot Wednesday. Kittington was second with 65 points and Sloppy Poppy finished the prizes with 64 points. Solo Lobo and Hail No! both tied for fourth place.   Hmm hail no. Hail inside Three Lions, hail outside. And now an unsolicited weather report from the non-meteorologist quizmaster. WTF is with these hailstorms? Again, Denver--really--another hailstorm? That’s as original as remaking Point Break, while the original
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, June 17, 2015
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Seasons Since Rent
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The power of one was in full force last night at Three Lions. Solo Lobo held the lead early, middle, and, most importantly, last and won $35. This expert held off the Hardest Part who finished just one point short. J Bohners finished third, several points shorter than that. Musicals are plays with music. They are ridiculous, but can be ridiculously fun. Rent is one of those musicals—and a terrific snapshot of the 1990s. The production is grungy, filled with answering machines, and has more AIDS victims than a six-person village in Africa (sorry, too real?). As a teen first seeing Rent, I thought it was
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, June 10, 2015
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Porn: the World's Pastime
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As one of my communications professors once told me, whenever there is a new visual medium invented, pornography is one the first uses of said medium. Photos, Nickelodeons (NOT the kids channel), and soon virtual reality all have made porn quickly after their invention, and movies too.   Movies started in the very late 1800s. By 1896, at least one porno had been produced. There would be many, many others.   And then there is also the internet. Smut, smut, smut, cat pictures, and more smut.   Point is, porn is here to stay, here to stay in the U-S-A.   Chef Sauce beat Jim Morrison’s
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, June 03, 2015
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A Mr. Burns Ripoff Turns into a Coppertone Ad
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Summer’s heat is here, Denverities. There’s no fighting it . . . or is there? There is one archvillian of the summer. This bastard zaps your energy, makes you sweat through multiple fabrics, and turns your skin blistery and red. I call this enemy the sun.   For years, the sun has been man’s greatest nemesis. The sun has even surpassed the villainy of Billy Zabka in Karate Kid 1, Billy Zabka in Back to School, and Billy Zabka’s dojo in Karate Kid III.   Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I will do the next best thing: Block it out.And how
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 20, 2015
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Who Directs the Directors?
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A smashing 16 teams came to Three Lions Wednesday—woo, keep coming back please.  First place went to The Muppets.  There was a tie for second place between Bite My Shiny Metal Ass and I’ll Do it tomorrow and representatives from the two squads combatted in rock-paper-scissors to settle the score.  Shiny Ass took second, I’ll Do It won third, Solo Lobo placed fourth, and Quiz in my Pants fifth.  Who tells directors they’re doing a bad job acting (round seven)?  Does anyone yell at these directors to get more out of their acting without fear of reprisals?
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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This Family Robinson
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Winning Wednesday was the awesomely named team, Loyal AOL Subscribers.  Second place came down to a tie between Solo Lobo and 2 Sheets to the Wind.  After a brief ro-sham-bo battle, Lobo won second and 2 Sheets graciously accepted third place. Quizzers had to identify the three other Robinsons in the Baseball Hall of Fame (besides Wilbert who was a manager of the Brooklyn Robins for decades and only had one more managerial win than loss).  Those three were third baseman Brooks, outfielder Frank, and second baseman Jackie.  Let me quickly go over all three. - Brooks Robinson was probably the best defensive
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 06, 2015
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Three Shalt Be Lions
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Two Shakespeare questions in last night’s quiz.  TWO! Let’s talk about the bard.  His stuff is great.  He is the Beatles of playwrights; he started everything and his work is still holds up (and is amazing).  (Although Richard III may have been used as a smear against the previous ruling family—look it up in The Daughter of Time and elsewhere, Richard III probably didn’t murder any little princes—it’s still a great play). While Richard III, Hamlet, and Henry V are all badass, my favourite has to be Macbeth.  It really
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Saturday, May 02, 2015
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HULK BLOG
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Hello, True Believers! I hope you had as good of a time at our Avengers quiz as I did. I first want to give a big hearty thank you to my cohosts, “Handsome” John Humphrey and “Only Slightly Award and Offsetting” Matt Krupa. You may know those two better as the Mighty Thor and Tony Stark. Post Demon In the Bottle Tony Stark that is. That’s why he was just as funny and not nearly as drunk. A Hulk couldn’t ask for better sidekicks. Let’s get to the nitty gritty. We had a nail biter of a quiz on Saturday. Many a valiant hero took the field for the chance to either die a hero or live
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AAAAHHHH!!! AH AH AAAAAHHH! OHMYGODWHATTHEYWHATTHEFUCKWHATFUCK!?!?!?!?!? NO! NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE OH GOD PLEASE! AAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU? AAAAHHH!!! IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD! WHY WON'T YOU JUST KILL ME? JUST LET ME DIE ALREADY, YOU FUCKING MONSTER! OH DEAR CHRIST WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? NO. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Also enjoys the music of Steely Dan


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Thursday, April 30, 2015
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Rhode Island Claims More Souls
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On the day of the last Colorado quiz for the team, formerly known as K Squared, eleven teams converged on Three Lions.  (They are moving to Rhode Island to conquer the eastern seaboard, not unlike Simpson villan Hank Scorpio).  This was a very tight race as the winners were only seven points away from fourth.  In first place, Lords of the G-String were lords of the $35 as well.  Clown Baby took second and BBCs narrowly won third by one point over two teams: The Brady Bunch and The Toon Squad. Someone on reddit noted that it looked like the
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.