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Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
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What is Kevin Federline up to These Days?
RESII

While I drove to work this morning, I was lucky enough to catch some Bill Burr on the stand-up comedy station. He mentioned Britney Spears, which lead me to wonder what Kevin Federline was up to nowadays. Federline, also known as K-Fed or Fed Ex, was the one-time paramour of Britney Spears. He was a backup dancer who was able to nail the big one (does that count as a pun?) and actually married Spears. Shockingly, this partnership did not last. After a couple of years together, Spears divorced Federline. So, years after his divorce from Spears and his tour through reality television, what is Federline currently doing? According to Entertainment Tonight, Federline
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
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The Joy of After
RESII

Round seven celebrated films which feature a post-credit sequence. That is, the film ends, and then there is an epilogue is tacked on at the end. This is awesome. Marvel movies really have done a great job at teasing the next step in their process—and what’s more, the producers had it right from the get go. In 2008, Iron Man started the Marvel Cinematic Universe. After the credits, Nick Fury meets with Tony Stark to discuss the Avengers, setting up a multi-billion dollar series of movies. Damn, that’s some profitable post credit scene work. In Marvel movies hence, the post-credit segment has been used to further the storyline and introduce
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Three Lions Pub (Denver)
2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Different Ways to Call Banana Slugs Huge (And Silverback Gorillas Small)
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As quizzers learned in last night’s round three, the banana colour is not the only reason why the animal is known as the banana slug. I’m referring to the phallic nature of banana slugs. Banana slugs are hung like horses. Or—perhaps a more accurate thing to say would be that horses are almost hung like bananas slugs. The monster dongs of banana slugs are as large as the creature itself (around eight inches). That’s . . . impressive. In contrast, there is the member of the silverback gorilla. Male silverbacks have an average dick size of a little over an inch—an inch and a half if they’re really lucky. [Insert
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Three Lions Pub (Denver)
2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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If Dame Judi Dench Can Wait Til She's 81 to Get a Tattoo Then So Can I
Stephanie P

There's a lot of reminiscing about 2016 going around, most of it sour-toned and contemptuous. Part of that's because a bunch of legitimately shat things happened this year, but I think it's also in part because the internet told us that's what we should do (darn you, internet!!!). While I agree that 2016 can suck a wet noodle already, I'd like to remind you gentle readers that legitimately shat things happen *every* year, just like really nice things happen every year too. For example: researchers developed an Ebola vaccine that apparently really works; the Chicago Cubs won the World Series; and I got to host quiz at Three Lions.Have you ever been to the quiz at Three Lions? It
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Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
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A 2016 Retrospecticus
RESII

With time running out on December, let’s reminisce on this past year of horror and sorrow, 2016. Clichés are clichés for a reason. There is a reason that high school students read F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby but not F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Love of the Last Tycoon. (Note: The Love of the Last Tycoon is also a great book but it was not finished). What’s the point? Many people have noted what a crazy year 2016 was. And they are right. This year, a myriad of celebrities died. A man who has been accused of sexual harassment multiple times and with zero political office was elected president.
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Three Lions Pub (Denver)
2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Dec 14, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Equating Dishes to Money at Three Lions
RESII

Duke-UNC. Rock-Austin. Dante’s Peak-Volcano. Kendra Abandoned Us and The Malt-Team must be to added that list of superheavyweight fights. Although I’m still not convinced this “Kendra” exists—show me the birth certificate!—the team finished tied for first with long-time quizzer wizards, the Malt-Team. What to do? FUCKIN OVERTIME BRO! The overtime would decide a matter of ten dollars: the difference between first and second place. By a mere question, the Malt-Team took home the top prize: $35. For that cashola, they can get three banger and mash dishes. With their winnings, Kendra Abandoned
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Three Lions Pub (Denver)
2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
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Kraft Mac and Cheese is Not Good for You
RESII

Note: Hypocrite alert! I ate Mac and Cheese last night, albeit a reasonable amount.  Read on. If I had a million dollars (We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)But we would eat Kraft dinner (Of course we would, we’d just eat more)And buy really expensive ketchups with it (That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups) –Barenaked Ladies As intrepid quizzers learned last night, Kraft is now partnered with ketchup connoisseurs Heinz so perhaps the wedding of Mac and Ketchup will happen. It sounds terrible but perhaps. There was actually a whole round on macaroni and cheese, which, it turns out, is not
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Three Lions Pub (Denver)
2239 E Colfax Ave
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80206
Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
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Ranking the Brat Pack
RESII

1. Rob Lowe. May be the only actor in history whose sex tape hurt his career. Now, the perennially handsome one has rightfully taken his place amongst the pantheon of awesome actors. BEST WORK: Wayne’s World, Tommy Boy, The West Wing, Parks and Recreation) 2. Anthony Michael Hall. Underrated actor who often stole the show comically until becoming jacked. (BEST WORK: National Lampoon’s Vacation, Sixteen Candles, Dark Knight) 3. Demi Moore. Somehow—pretty sure operations had something to do with it—she became like the female Benjamin Button. (BEST WORK: Posing Naked while Preggers, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Bruce
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
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A Series of Quick Hits
RESII

Geeks Who Drink is asking the tough questions on the streets. Tonight’s query: How was your Thanksgiving? Person 1: full of thanks and gratitude and whipped cream and grapefruit juice mimosasPerson 2: Excellent, thanks for asking. Pro tip: ribs > turkey. Quiz Recap Tres Lobos kicked ass, won. Tater and the Tot also did very well and took second. There was a third place team and it was Manifest Destiny’s Child. Random Thought Felicity Jones was/is in a lot of movies this year. Closing Statement You should come quiz at Three Lions. The time for the quizzing is
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
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Stand-Up Comedians not Featured in Round Seven but Should Be Mentioned Because They are Very Funny
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I was a big fan of last night’s round seven and not just because of the scoring was really easy. No, I also appreciated stand-up comedians get some love. Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams are easily identifiable but how about Silicon Valley’s Kumail Nanjiani—although many teams did correctly name him. Here are some other comedians to listen to: Brian Regan. I think Regan is my favourite comedian because he works clean and is still hilarious. He is incredibly self-deprecating and his stories are told really well while doing other voices. Jim Gaffigan. Another master of the other voice bit, Gaffigan is very similar to Regan and brings a lot of familial
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
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Why isn’t “Orange Crush” the Official Song of Syracuse?
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“Orange Crush” is R.E.M.’s best song. It rocks and gets people to their feet. It kicks ass. It should be the official song of a certain private school in upstate New York. Syracuse tries to brand itself as New York City’s college despite the fact that it is hours away from Manhattan. They should give that up and focus their marketing money on getting the rights to “Orange Crush.” Imagine: right before playing some lazy zone defense, the Syracuse men’s basketball team comes out to “Orange Crush” blaring. Perhaps the band plays the riff in between commercials. Perhaps it even causes Jim Boeheim to smile. Perhaps. In
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Nov 02, 2016
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Celebrity Endorser: Larry King
RESII

Every now and then, Geeks Who Drink splurges and calls in a celebrity to writer. Today’s blog entry was authored by Larry King [with apologies to Larry King writers everywhere] Is this thing on? How can you tell? . . . Man, Asian companies—look out . . . The weight of the world is on your shoulders now, Jakob Dylan . . . not sure what their name means, but Bavmorda's took home $35 . . . when is the sequel to Wild Wild West coming out? I already have the title—Wilder Wild West . . . Give me a call, Jon Peters . . . for my money, Belinda Carlisle still looks great . . . when was the last time you had a delicious microwave
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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That's why Will Smith is still alive!
Micah

I'd explain that, but it'd probably land me in a Secret Service investigation. Bartender Ryan and I were having a quite thorough and amusing conversation at the bar after quiz. Not only was Wednesday my first time subbing at Three Lions Pub, it was my first time there, at all! Quiz-wise, I usually host on Wednesdays, but I was cancelled -- CANCELLED -- for sportsball (Cubs, meh). But, it was nice to have a chance to make it down Colfax a bit and check out this awesome world football pub! Lita, Johnny Mac, and everyone else were great, and we all had a lovely time!   It was fitting that
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Hey, everybody!

I hail from the great Commonwealth of Virginia (the Mother of Presidents). I've played piano since I was 3, I've been to 45 states, and I saw Letterman's "Late Show" live 20 times before it ended.

I'm on the Twitter @micahwhite and at Facebook /micahwhite.

Anyway, enough about me. See you at Nicolo's Pizza in Capitol Hill every Wednesday at 8pm, and Fado Irish Pub Thursdays at 7pm!


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Wednesday, Oct 19, 2016
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Best Featured Artist Songs
RESII

How sweet is it to be a featured artist on a song? You get to come in and steal the song in many respects. Here are some songs that represent the best of a song utilising a guest musician. “California Love” – 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre might be the featured artist MVP. In this 20 plus year-old but still fresh track, he raps along with Shakur in a rap that is positively joyous. I dare you not to smile when this track comes on the radio. “Gimmie Shelter”-Rolling Stones. Yes, this song doesn’t officially list Merry Clayton as a feauted artist but damn, it certainly should. Her heightened vocals make this not only one of the most iconic
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
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Celebrity Endorser: Harambe
RESII

From time to time, Geeks Who Drink breaks the piggy bank and calls in famous people to write the blog. Today’s writer is/was Westland lowland gorilla, Harambe. Take it away Harambe! … [long pause] … … [Harambe can’t write for obvious reasons.] But if Harambe could write he’d probably be proud of the fact that Boko Harambe bested 14 other teams Wednesday to win $35. He’d also appreciate the humour behind a mashup of his name an extremist group. Harambe would’ve also wanted to celebrate team Farkie, who finished in second place and Taint
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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2239 E Colfax Ave
Denver, CO
80206
Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
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Pastries are Back!
RESII

Note: This is a Food Article written in third person   It’s cold outside and yours truly walks into Colfax’s premier soccer establishment, Three Lions. He takes off his jacket—it’s autumn now after all—and saunters over to the bar in order to order food.   His hands grasp the menu. He scans it, unsure of what to get. Suddenly, he sees something which causes him great joy.   What’s that? Lamb pasties are back!   Yes, lamb pasties, the British version of the pot pie have reemerged on the menu at Lions Three. Oh happy day! Oh what joyous wonders!   Cry
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.