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Saturday, Aug 27, 2016
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Harry Potter and the Colfax Avenue
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“Where am I?” Harry rubbed his eyes. The portkey had worked, most assuredly. He found himself on a sidewalk next to something called a Popeye’s Chicken. Many other commercial buildings lined the street. “HARRY! Ron, he’s here, Harry’s here!” And with that, Hermione threw herself around Harry like a basilisk. “What is this place?” asked Harry. This time Ron spoke up. “It’s Colfax Avenue in the city of Denver. United States. But that’s not the crazy thing.” “What’s the crazy thing?” “It’s not the nineties anymore, Harry,” said
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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Best TV Theme Songs
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In honour of yesterday’s round seven of remixed television theme songs. The Twilight Zone – The quintesstinal sci-fi show had the quintessential theme song: brooding, creepy, and timeless. It’s hard to imagine another show tied to a theme like that and I’d imagine most people who have never seen the show can still recognise the song. The X-Files – The spiritual successor to The Twilight Zone, the atmospheric melody lends itself to the eeriness of the show. Friday Night Lights (End Theme) – The opening track is good too but I binge-watched the series on Netflix and never clicked next episode
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Aug 17, 2016
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Where Have You Gone, Joe Piscopo?
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Joe Piscopo was one of several singing comedians in yesterday’s second audio round. In the early 1980s, Murphy and Piscopo dominated Saturday Night Live. Piscopo played Sinatra often and showed off considerable vocal ability. He had leading man looks and plenty of talent. But when Piscopo left SNL in 1984, he found that movie stardom escaped him. He starred in a string of mediocre movies—but really what SNL alum hasn’t—and never seemed to find his footing in Hollywood. Still though, that Sinatra . . . In a bevy of heavyweights, regulars Is this Heaven? No, It's Iowa came out on top. Second place went
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Denver, CO
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Wednesday, Aug 10, 2016
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Olympic Sports You Should Be Watching
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Well folks, it’s that time of the four years again: Summer Olympic time. Here are some underground neat sports. Trampoline. Do you like gymnastics on stimulants? Because that’s what the trampoline is: basically gymnasts doing floor routines while getting big air. A must watch for all Hollywood stunt coordinators. Handball. A soccer-esque hybrid, handball features a lot more scoring in a much more confined space. Teams try to score a goal and the goalie seems like the most thankless position. Synchronized Diving. God bless and god help the creature that evented this. Two divers try to mimic each other while flipping off gravity
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Aug 03, 2016
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An Essay on Twins
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I knew some identical twins in undergrad. They enjoyed the same jokes and always wanted it repeated to their brothers. When I visited New York City, I stayed with them. They both ended up hooking up with some female identical twins. I know fraternal twins better, having been related to some—my sisters. Personality-wise, they are quite different: one sister is a self-described asshole, the other one would prefer I not write anything about her. One is an artist, the other a lawyer. But I grew up friends with a non-related set of twins. They look much different now—one is rotund and short while his brother is tall and gangly. While they are brothers and they love each
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Give Everest a Rest
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As round four noted, every year humans trash Mount Everest. There are literally tons of human excrement, bodies, and trash on the mountain face. And for what? Mount Everest is the highest peak in the world—and also one of the most dangerous places in the world. So many people who should not be climbing Everest have tried, with some paying the ultimate price. Save a life, climb a 14ner. /Rant over A dozen teams packed Three Lions but the winning team left little doubt; Tres Lobos had four people and a nearly perfect round two which helped them to victory. Stalwarts Touched by an Uncle finished strong to take second
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
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Other Movies that Could Describe Female Genitals
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Round seven featured movies that could double as euphemisms for the reproductive organs. Films used included No Country for Old Men, Spice World, and The Bone Collector.   Teams that couldn’t grasp all of those movies wrote in their own answers. Among the best were Hot Fuzz, Snatch, and The Bridges of Madison County (ok, I made that last one up but I think it’s solid).   Poop Schmear figured out the most movies and earned the most points overall. Their reward? A gift certificate of 35 large (large means dollars). A tie for second emerged between Tres Lobos and A
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
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What if 'Sudden Death' Got 'The Onion' Treatment
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PITTSBURGH (AP) - A formerly disgraced city fire marshal dispatched over a dozen kidnappers in a botched hostage crisis involving the Vice President, the seventh game of the Stanley Cup, and several implausible, if not impossible, stunts, police said Tuesday. Darren McCord, 33, of the Pittsburgh fire department and a fire Marshall at the Stanley Cup, saved the Vice President, his daughter, and various other VIPs, authorities said. "Mr. McCord is a model American," said Vice President Daniel Bender in a statement. "He saved many lives, including my own and preventing the kidnappers from stealing millions from the US government." The day started off as a happy one for
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
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Turning Seventy: What Happens When our Superstars Drop?
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So Sylvester Stallone turns 70 this week. What happens when superstars like Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my favourite, Harrison Ford die? They are all of AARP age and now the time is nigh for celebs to die. In this year of 2016, no one is safe. Other film stars have died, sure, but the era of the blockbuster started in the 1970s. Now these women and men who ushered in the era are entering their twilight years—together. These big stars will someday go supernova, and there will be nothing for us to do but mourn and watch their art. Speaking of a supernova, Solo Lobo exploded by himself to victory. The Inttorneys
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
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Urban Fervor
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Thesis   30 Rock has always been a cultural touchstone for me. It went on the air at a perfect time in my life. I was in college, studying something completely impractical (English!), and living with four weird and hilarious dudes. We all thought quite highly of ourselves—we were high-minded cultural elites!—but we behaved like boorish dummies all day, every day. TV had shows like Always Sunny to give us our “slobs and monsters” fix, and we enjoyed those well enough. We even had a solid “people too good for their station” outlet in The Office. UK or US: either was just fine. What we didn’t
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
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Swayziness Craziness: The Battle Betwixt ‘Dirty Dancing’ and ‘Roadhouse’
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Wednesday night’s last dead celebrity of round seven was Bodhi himself, Patrick Swayze, giving his epic speech from Roadhouse. In this blog past, I made claim that Roadhouse is one of the most rewatchable films of all time. It is a perfect stupid movie—entertaining in all the right parts while featuring ridiculous situations. But a lady cried out: “for naught—Dirty Dancing is Swayze’s best film.” (Note: those might not have been her exact words). It is a debate as old as the late 1980s: what is Swayze’s best film? Is it Dirty Dancing or Roadhouse. Sorry
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Tuesday, Jun 14, 2016
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The Shake Team Returns, Triumphs
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After a hiatus due to newborn, the Shake Team decided to shake it up and win back the crown Wednesday. It had been months since the Shake Team had descended on the noble shoes of Three Lions. But tonight they came, and they came for cold hard cash. They received it after a spirited battle with William Shatner Face. In fact, it took round eight to decide things between the two heavyweight teams of quiz. Team Shatner did not walk away empty handed—far from it—in fact, they won a prodigious 25 smackaroos (gift certificate) for their tremendous play. The Government Drones finished in third place. Four points
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
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In Praise of Rebecca Black
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Don’t you hate having to understand songs? Is “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” driving you nuts? Well then, “Friday” is the song for you. Musician Rebecca Black celebrates a birthday this month and was thus honoured with a spot in round two. Black performed the song, “Friday,” which might just be the most literal song of all time. To wit, Black recaps her day with infectious alacrity: “Seven A.M., waking up in the morningGotta be fresh, gotta go downstairsGotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal” Who among us haven’t woken up, jonesing for cereal? It’s
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 25, 2016
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A Homeless Person Recommends 'Tales from a Fourth Grade Nothing'
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Welcome to a New Feature from Geeks Who Drink, where the quizmaster has paid a hobo to write the Blog for him. This particular hobo enjoys yelling, dislikes commas, and doesn’t understand the significance of caps lock. HEY PEOPLE YOU LOOK GREAT THIS GUY PAID ME A SANDWICH IT WAS OK. IT WAS WHEAT BREAD AND TURKEY. I DON’T LIKE WHEAT BREAD BUT I LIKE TURKEY.GOT ANY CHANGE?THIS GUY ALSO SAID THERE WAS A QUESTION ON TALES OF A FOURTH GRADE NOTHING. MAN THAT BOOK IS SWEET. THERE IS A BROTHER WHO IS A JERK AND HIS BROTHER EATS A TURTLE AND IT RUINS THE BIRTHDAY.IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY AT SOME POINT. SPARE SOME CASH FOR THE BIRTHDAY BOY?
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 18, 2016
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I Almost Forgot to Do the Blog
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Shit, I almost forgot to do the blog. These people keep coming up to me to help them on their bad work during my breaks and I completely forgot. Fuck, I am screwed. I need to type for a while about something –anything. Hey, did you know that Touched by an Uncle won last night? They’re a strong team. What else, what else . . . the lighting is good at Three Lions? Have I ever talked about that? The lighting is neat. It’s all old English and stuff. Good for a first date. OK, there’s another paragraph done. Just need something witty so my reader will be entertained. Ummm . . . a guy just made a basketball shot off a rooftop. Set
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Wednesday, May 11, 2016
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Tres Lobos Has Pants, Victory
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A perfect (and doubled, to boot) round three launched Tres Lobos with the Pants into victory lane Wednesday. Tres Lobo never looked back from there, although Beware Franken-Mountain came close to unseating the eventual champions. The battle was on for third, as teams traded the spot back and forth like pogs. Wild Bill's Fan Club narrowly defeated Quiz on my Face for the third and final podium spot. Our last federalist President, John Adams was a principled dude. Before becoming the first Vice President and Second President, Adams defended the British troops who shot and killed five unruly pro-American, anti-British
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.