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Monday, Mar 27, 2017
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CGI Paul Walker is my favorite actor.
Bryan (also named Bort)

Cheap imitation Kavi, here! I had such a good time quizzing with you this week, I think I’ll be doing it again in the very near future. Jeremy kept the beer flowin’ and you quizzers made me feel super welcome. Last night’s quiz brought us a round on meat (sorry, We’re All Vegetarians :( You still got 8/8, so I’m not that sorry, though). Round 5 brought us a round on Missing and Dead women from TV shows and I totally spoiled the end of How I Met Your Mother for everyone in
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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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Parting is Such Sweet Sticky Icky
Kavi Kardoshian

Oh lordy, Drag Bar. I'm so so so glad I got to spend one of my last nights in Austin hosting your quiz, and I'm especially glad that Austin's Pizza and the bar decided to bring quiz back after our hiatus because I can't imagine hosting my last Austin quiz anywhere else. This has really been the venue I consider to be my home base over the past few years. The best regulars, the best bartenders, the best everything. I'm super lucky to have been the QM here, and I know Baby Bear Ben, your new Dear Leader, will be an excellent successor. Jonpaul wrote (half of) a hell of a quiz tonight, and I'm in his debt for that as well as his willingness to run
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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Diane, I'm Holding in My Hand a Small Box of Chocolate Bunnies
Kavi Kardoshian

Y'all, I cannot even tell you how excited I am for the upcoming Twin Peaks themed quiz. Granted, I'll be in Rochester for that one instead of here in Austin, but I'm so stoked to dress up like sexy Log Lady again and proctor the shit out of my first NY state quiz. I started rewatching the series this morning. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea, necessarily, but god damn some of the acting in that show is
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Black Star Co-Op, Sundays @ 8pm (SK)


Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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Seriously though. Those Round 7 movies. Watch em.
Bryan (also named Bort)

I’ve been playing a lot of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild the last 4 days and my wife and I have come up with the ultimate workout routine based on the game:   Jog. A lot. I have almost 20 hours logged into Breath of the Wild and it’s, as our president would describe: yuuuuuuuge. You end up walking/jogging/running through a lot of it. You’re like, “Should I get my
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2324 Guadalupe St
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78705
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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Rubbing Out Baby Jesus
Kavi Kardoshian

Well, quizzers! Last night was our last Drag Bar quiz before Geek Bowl XI in Seattle! I have another quiz tomorrow night before I leave town on Thursday, but the next time you guys see me, I'll be a changed woman. I will have spent part of Saturday evening portraying a part I'm quite excited about, and while I can't elaborate now, I'm sure there'll be a video or two on the internet soon. I'll let you know. I've never been to Seattle, so I'm excited to go and check out someplace new. I should have some time on Sunday after brunch and Monday during the day to explore. I've been told the locks are cool, and I probably want to go look at the first Starbucks because why
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Black Star Co-Op, Sundays @ 8pm (SK)


Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Wore a Rangers Shirt for Kavi.
TheHypnotoad

Thanks to Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza for allowing me to invade Kavi's quiz for a night, twas quite the battle for gift card. First round we ate our feelings, and I think I'm getting old that everyone didn't know "Comic Relief". I gave everyone some homework after round two to go watch a Family Guy episode, because I had to. Playing 311 during a 411 round is funny, isn't it? I hope it was. Shaking my fist at round 4 making me say one of the teams I hate most in the world. Yeah, so in round 5 we were reminded Ellen Page does not age in the slightest, she'll be a 50 year old high school student. I'm a little upset that the Panic! round didn't have any Panic! songs OR references
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2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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The Diary of Lisa Frank
Kavi Kardoshian

Hey, Drag Bar. Last night, we had a visual round with photos of people with "Frank" in their names. One of the individuals in question was Lisa Frank, who you're already quite familiar with if you were around in the mid-'90s. This past weekend, I attended the birthday party of a fellow Quizmaster. It was really more of a Birthday Symposium, as every guest was required to present on a topic of the host's choosing for 2-3 minutes. My topic was Neelix from Star Trek: Voyager, a show I've now only seen three episodes of, but someone else was assigned the topic of Lisa Frank. You guys, I learned so much. Did you know that Lisa Frank
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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That's My Mom
Kavi Kardoshian

Woo! Moms. Moms are good. It's good to have a mom, and it's good for moms to come to quiz. Sometimes moms aren't so hip to the music the young kids are listening to these days, and they guess that perhaps Ice-T is Kanye West's on-again-off-again best friend instead of Jay-Z. They're similar names; I get it. And I won't lie and pretend I haven't imagined world in which Jay-Z plays Fin Tutuola on SVU. It would be delicious. Just a whole lot of Jay-Z asking questions that everybody else already knows the answers to. With a permanent scowl on his face. No cake for him. I'll say this, though: At least my mom isn't under the impression that "I'm Too Sexy" was originally
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Black Star Co-Op, Sundays @ 8pm (SK)


Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Jan 30, 2017
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
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Spoopy Pizza
Kavi Kardoshian

We experienced a landslide victory at the Drag Bar last night. You know, of the kind we all naively expected from Hillary Clinton in November of last year. Only with significantly less far-reaching implications for marginalized populations. This was just a pub quiz. Not the future of the free world or anything. Two Guys, a Pegasister & a Pizza Joint absolutely destroyed the competition with a really impressive 92-point score. Did they have two Quizmasters on their team plus a guy who's been mowing through quizzes for as long as I can remember (at least five and a half years)? Sure. But one of those Quizmasters probably sat out a good portion of the quiz,
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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2324 Guadalupe St
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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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#oscarssohuman
Kavi Kardoshian

I looked at the 2017 Oscar nominations this morning, and I'd like to officially state that I have mixed feelings about them. I'll elaborate: Denzel Washington/Fences/Hidden Figures/Ruth Negga/Mahershala Ali/Naomie Harris/Viola Davis/Octavia Spencer/Moonlight/I Am Not Your Negro - yay! Justin Timberlake - yay! The Lobster - yay! Not enough of The Lobster - boooo. Deadpool - boooo. Nate Parker - yay! Mel Gibson - boooo. Casey Affleck - boooo. Ryan Gosling - boooo. Hell or High Water - yay! La La Land original score
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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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Theresa May, Or She May Not
Kavi Kardoshian

Looks like the college kids are back from winter break, eh? Thank Bieber we were blessed with an extremely polite, extremely interested-in-playing-quiz college crowd at last night's quiz! They even split up in manageable team sizes! What sweetie pies they were! Besides the onslaught of young students, last night also featured an appearance by the elusive Kyle (he has chlamydia) and also one by Gary, who is anything but elusive, but who actually missed the beginning of Round One for once. Highly unusual. He caught up, though, and put up a fine score all by his lonesome. I thought it was possible that the young'uns might have a
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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Why Are There So Few Songs About Courtneys?
Kavi Kardoshian

What's on the other side? And by the other side, I of course mean Virginia, which is where quizzer extraordinaire Courtney is moving to today. I'll miss her, the Drag Bar will miss her and obviously Audience Problems will miss her since I'm sure she was a key contributor to their ability to win quizzes. They did have a fairly narrow victory last night, though, due to a strong showing by Go Home and Be a Family Man, who came in second place by only two points. Our Round Two was a pretty easy one in terms of scoring points. It was by no means easy to listen to. Dave Matthews, I know it was just your birthday,
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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I Can See You Like To Score...
Metal Gretel

I don't know what I was thinking you guys. Granted, I don't know exactly how Kavi runs her quiz (even though I've been to them before) but I should've taken the hint last time. I keep forgetting to tell you guys your scores. You're all very competitive and I really appreciate that. I'm a super competitive person as well. I once started arguing with someone on how competitive I was. It's pretty ridiculous. I basically avoid playing games because I'm a terrible person when my competition button is pushed. THE WORST PERSON. I don't want to get into the terrible things I said when I played Halo for all of 5 minutes.  So, yes, I gave you your scores. Generally speaking, I'm just
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Likes: Cats, scuba diving, movies, cats, Karaoke, and Quizzin.

Dislikes: Mayo, people who don't use blinkers, people who abuse the system.


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2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Dec 05, 2016
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Lady Jarvis 4 Eva
Metal Gretel

Very rarely is there a quizzer I know of but do not know. Lady Jarvis, aka Cindy, moved on to the next part of her journey this weekend. While I did not have the pleasure of knowing her I did have the pleasure of having my ass handed to me multiple times in quiz. Hearing the various iterations of team names of Jarvis let me know she was there and also made me put my game face on. She was a super strong player and a fierce friend to those who knew her. This week her team, LJ4E, paid tribute to her by putting on a strong win in her memory. I offered to have them post a few words about their wonderful friend in the blog and this is what they said:
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Likes: Cats, scuba diving, movies, cats, Karaoke, and Quizzin.

Dislikes: Mayo, people who don't use blinkers, people who abuse the system.


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2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
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Monday, Nov 28, 2016
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There's No Crying in Pub Quiz
Kavi Kardoshian

What's your favorite Tom Hanks movie? (More importantly, would people like him as much if his name was Thom Hanks? I think so, as I have a friend named Thom and he's quite lovable (it's his birthday today!), but who can say? Do people like Thom Yorke?) Mine is probably A League of Their Own, but it's honestly hard to say. He's in so many good things. But A League of Their Own has a bunch of stuff I like, so it kind of all just adds up. Baseball. Lori Petty. Feminism. A nice, long pee. Madonna and Rosie O'Donnell being less than obnoxious. That scene where she sings to Nelson. It's all there. A lot of people would probably go with Forrest
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Black Star Co-Op, Sundays @ 8pm (SK)


Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.


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The Drag Bar At Austin's Pizza
2324 Guadalupe St
Austin, TX
78705
Monday, Nov 21, 2016
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Randy "Slophouse" Reese, the Fireball King of Austin
Kavi Kardoshian

You're telling me you don't know Randy "Slophouse" Reese? The Fireball king of Austin, Texas? The prince of Speysides? The sergeant-at-arms of that burning sensation deep in your poisoned gut? You miserable herd of mountebanks, Randy Reese is Fireball. He owns this town. Get with the program or get out of the way. Yesterday was Alyssa's birthday, and for reasons incomprehensible to me she decided to celebrate at our little quiz. She toted along a heavy entourage of miscreants (including the aforementioned Lord of the Spice) and made a considerable amount of noise, as she is wont to do. She neglected to turn in
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The Drag Bar at Austin's Pizza, Mondays @ 8pm

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Black Star Co-Op, Sundays @ 8pm (SK)


Kavi hails originally from Houston, home of the 2017 World Series champion Astros. No, that isn't a rainbow tattooed on her left arm. Show some fucking respect.


Quiz with Kavi if you enjoy the odd dick joke, injections of personal bias into questions related to the GOP and waxing poetic about the various interpersonal relationships at play during the recording of Fleetwood Mac's Rumours.