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Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
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Josh Can't Say English Words - Lets Do A Round On Foreign Words
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz we had tonight! There was a large number of newbies tonight, including most of our second place team: Josh Prime and His Shitty Harry Potty Fanfic. Special welcome to Erin, Lian and Christa who managed to place second tonight with Kirk on their team. This, even though they were the team with the most shameful performance in the 50-50 round. The object was to tell me if it was a fact/quote about Paul Ryan or Paul Giamatti. Apparently, Kirk planned to read up on them but then let his actual job get in the way. A lesson learned there. I watched Adam Ruins Everything last night. What
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Aug 23, 2016
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Do You Get Off To The Royal Tenenbaums? Jeff Does.
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Tonight was a super fun quiz. We wound up getting into a few conversations that were only slightly off topic. For example, we spent a great deal of time talking about the porn parody of the Royal Tenenbaums. Who knew that Jeff of The Dog Days Of Fisting was a porn connoisseur. I suppose his team did. The challenge for them this week, a team name that combined their love of Star Wars with their love of fisting. We also talked about the movie 9 to 5. I talked about Lily Tomlin sending me a VHS copy of her film because of a letter my mom wrote her. I know my mom reads this, so I am sure she will be happy to know that is still on my
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
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My Tinder Date's Hands Are Like Hot Tea... Apparently
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a great quiz we had tonight. There was a lot going on. We auditioned yet another potential new QuizMaster. I am not going anywhere, but some nights I might want to watch Pretty Little Liars in my pajamas and go to bed by 8pm. Is that so wrong? Anyway, Nick did a great job reading round 6. It was a round all about Harrys, curses, and children. Once again I am forced to tolerate another conversation about Harry Potter and the Cursed Child. Seriously, I could type up better Harry Potter fanfiction right now. I have yet to meet anyone who read the book with a single positive thing to say. The best you can say is that it is preparing us for the new
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Aug 16, 2016
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And Up Next, A Double Points Round!
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Thanks for coming out to quiz tonight! It was a great evening for super high scores. This is both because Alley Katz teams are crazy smart, but also because we had four, count them, four double points rounds tonight. Literally half of our rounds were double points tonight, and that is definitely reflected in your scores. I can't tell you the last time I saw a three digit score, but there it is. I really was into the visual round tonight. You were expected to write either the show the character was from (for one point) or give me their last name (for two points). Shout out to When In Doubt, Pull Out for a perfect round. Having just finished That 70's
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
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Training Pokemon and Sending Trent Off
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Tonight was a great quiz. There was a lot going on. First we had Amy's parents there - in town for the big cross country bike trip on the Nitwits. Last time her mom was here it was Halloween and I was dressed as a one eyed monster, so definitely making great impressions all around. It was also training night for Pokemon. That's not a Pokemon Go reference (Red team for life). No, we have a new QuizMaster in town who has a real name, I assume. However, I just call him Pokemon and you should too. He did a great job with the quiz and scored his ass off all night. Round four made me break from my normal cool and collected quizmaster
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Aug 09, 2016
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ICP Plays MTG
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What an awesome quiz we had tonight! You were all a little miffed that I was asking for album titles during round two tonight. Despite your grumbling, most teams still did really well. It was not ok to just guess "Greatest Hits" for all the albums. While that might be true, it still is not quite what we were looking for. Personally, round four was my favorite tonight. I read you the description of board games as if I was someone who was not interested in playing them. It wasn't exactly an acting challenge for me to be super negative about everything, but you all already knew that. I have been hosting at Alley Katz for nearly a year, you know what a pain in the ass
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Aug 04, 2016
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Australopithecus Can Be Spelled Many Ways
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Happy Thursday folks. We had another great night at Alley Katz tonight. Quiz was great, though round 6 was absolutely my favorite. One of the questions was about Australopithecus. I didn't take points off for spelling, but I do think we need to recognize Fat Guyz for being the only team in the room to spell it right. I was impressed. Meanwhile the rest of you illiterate bastards couldn't spell for shit.  I can't be mad though. You are quizzers who can't spell, I am a quizmaster who can't speak. It all works out in the end. I am specifically talking about the word "Tegucigalpa." It is apparently the capital of Honduras but I was incapable of
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Aug 02, 2016
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Team Logan - or Team Jess (I was told that joke makes sense)
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a crazy night at pub quiz tonight. We were training our newbie, Logan. He read us round number 6 - and he read it very well. Even our harshest critics, The Traditional Gift For a 33rd Birthday is a Fisting, we happy with Logan's reading. Speaking of the team that loves fisting and especially loves discussing fisting in their team name: Jenna turned 33 today. Normally I wouldn't name the age, but since she is the recipient of some fisting, I think it is pretty evident that is her age. The Geeks Who Drink spellchecker does not believe fisting is a word. This is unacceptable. Geeks, start writing your letters now. I know you will not stand
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jul 28, 2016
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Bob’s Burgers: Pullin' down the pants of the night.
Miss LaLa

Like the crowd at Alley Katz last night, I have been binge watching Bob’s Burgers on repeat since hearing about this quiz. All on my own too I might add, though a lot of folks expressed their enjoyment, few were willing to dive into the 100+ episodes on Netflix. Alright, none. None were willing. The only thing that kept me going was knowing that somewhere, out there in Sacramento, YOU were doing the same thing. We were together in spirit. The Equesticles, The Albert Beersteins, Date Knights of the Round Tables and me… Scared Fabulous. We were connected in something much greater than ourselves, burger puns and fart jokes.  
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights


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Tuesday, Jul 26, 2016
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JoshPrime 2016 Running On a Campaign of 4 Letter Words
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Another successful quiz here at Alley Katz as we ramp up for Thursday's Bob's Burgers Quiz. I know I am excited to see a bunch of people in absurd costumes drinking heavily on a Thursday. Tonight we had a reverse gender audio round where you had to name the original artist from gender bent songs. I appreciated the effort, but most of you were totally unaware of who originally performed "I Will Survive." People getting answers wrong is nothing new at pub quiz, but the number of different wrong answers was suprising. We had guesses of Donna Sommer, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Cake and many others. Of course, the actual answer is Gloria Gaynor. I have a few
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
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Make Quiz Great Again: A Trump Off
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an amazing night of quiz we had tonight. I know I say that all the time, but this was a really special one. Round number 3 was an either or round and no one got shamed. I was really mad about it, but I still played my music for when someone does worse than chance. Someday I will be able to effectively shame a team. Racism Fixes the Economy believed they were going to get shamed. It was really funny watching them realize question by question that they did significantly better than they thought. Way to guess correctly guys. Stay Gold Pony placed first tonight. They hung out outside with their team mascot, Ripley (Geeks
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jul 19, 2016
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Disparaging Comment About Team Mystic and Their Moms
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Another awesome quiz tonight.We had a small crowd that allowed us to really dig in to some of my favorite ridiculous answers. For example: we were not able to accept "woman with ugly kids" as a synonym for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Nor could we accept "Magneto" for Ian McKellen. I didn't even accept "Monty Python Guy" for John Cleese. I really must be a jerk. My favorite ridiculous answer came from Melania Didn't Steal Michelle's Speech, She "Discovered" It Like Columbus. I believe they got the actual answer correct on paper. However, when asked what QVC's first product allowed you to do in the shower, they yelled out "masturbate furiously... to music."
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
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What the Heck is a Porwigle
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great night of quiz! The biggest question of the night was "what the heck is a porwigle?" Apparently its a word for a tadpole that I was instructed by Geeks Who Drink to accept if one of you wrote it as an answer. Unfortunately, none of you did so I have no one I can mock tonight. Porwigle. Doubleyou Tee Fuck. We had a tie for second tonight between E=MC Hammer and Mike Pence None The Richer. Elaine of E=MC Hammer and Lizzy of Mike Pence None the Richer decided to have a sing off. "Decided" is probably a strong term. The rest of the bar nearly demanded it.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jul 12, 2016
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Welcome Moms! Also Happy Brithday to Sue and Missy
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a crazy night of quiz. First, there was a great number of mom's who visited tonight. Dinosaur Stickers brought a mom, Pokemon: Gotta Fist Them All also brought a mom. Happy birthday to Sue of Criminal Minds! Aside from all the moms making me be on my best fucking behavior and not using any God damned filthy language, the quiz itself was pretty exciting. The Defiant Pupils were playing their first quiz and they scored the pity pitcher! Congratulations to you! They are good people, even if they attempt to name the Pokemon in round five, instead of the landmarks as the question explained. Despite
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
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Taking My Big Wet Burrito To Your Cabin In The Woods
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an awesome quiz to close out my short week. I had a blast hanging out with all 23 teams tonight! I was feeling like food was a good plan this evening so I ordered the new Wet Burrito off the Alley Katz menu. I gotta say, that was the most amazing burrito. I had trouble eating it because it isn't quite as portable and quizmaster-ing friendly as my go to quesadillas, but holy shit was it tasty. Of course, it did leave me open to some mockery. Josh's Huge Creamy Wet Burrito might have been making fun of me, but I will totally take the heat for that thing. Seriously, try it sometime. Maybe we can colloquially call it Josh's Wet Burrito. I think it would
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Jul 05, 2016
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It's Less Pervy Now That Miss Teen USA Model Yoga Pants
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! We had another great night of quiz. We almost finished early, except that there was a tie for third place and Happy Fist Of July From My Red, White and Blue Vagina didn't believe that the prize was worth singing for. Their loss is Diarrhea is the Jazz of Poop's gain. Technically it is also our gain because I imagine we would have had to listen to another rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" as is Alley Katz tradition when breaking third place ties. Regardless, Kirk claimed he was not drunk enough for Celine this evening and apparently that wasn't a problem he was that interested in fixing. I enjoyed reading B movies
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.