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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Thursday, May 21, 2015
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Tsk tsk tsk
The Josh

So yeah, pronouncing words was definitely tough last night, I blame it on me being sober.  We should all know better by now!  It was a great turnout with a great crowd, even with the sport ball game going on.  I am quickly becoming enamored with the team names that are quickly becoming personal attacks.  I am one step closer to not worrying about the vow of chastity when I take the black.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
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Skunk Ape is TOTALLY a Thing!
Taylor

I hate to admit it, but maybe my Tuesday night teams were right when they told me that no one else cares about different Bigfoot nicknames but me - specifically the Skunk Ape, which is what Bigfoot is called in Florida.  At least, no one at two whole quizzes so far has cared.  I see what's up - everyone knew what a Dirty Sanchez was, but not a Skunk Ape.  It's obvious where your priorities lie.....tsk tsk, you naughty quizzers!  No wonder Josh likes hosting here so much... Although not enough to get him to show up ammiright??     If it makes you all feel better, Josh wanted me to tell you that he misses you all terribly, that he thinks about you
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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Dr. Olympic is Dead, Long Live Dr. Olympic
Taylor

Okay, okay - so the original Dr. Olympic is not actually dead  but she has been replaced.  That's right - Allison, our very own expert in all thing Olympics, missed a bonus point beer question having to do with an Olympian**  She may contest that the question also referenced South Park, but as the arbiter of all things quiz-related, I'm calling it an Olympics question and there's nuttin' she can do about it!  As if missing an Olympics question wasn't enough, the person who stole the crown was Kirk.  Creepy clown-face Kirk.  After besting Allison in her own area of expertise it seemed only right that the mantle
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Thursday, May 14, 2015
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Someone Finally Brought a Safe Word!
Taylor

It finally happened!  It only took about 3.5 years, but a team finally came to quiz prepped with their safe word - AND they made it topically inappropriate (as only true Geeks Who Drink players can do).  Team My Safe Word Was Philadelphia made my night.  Of course, it's most likely just a coincidence.  I can't say for sure that they actually read my Quiz Master profile where I tell people to bring their safe word to quiz, but I like to think that at least 40% of you have it laminated and pinned to the wall next to your beds.  I mean, in all reality it's probably higher than 40% but it could come across as a little conceited (read: delusional)
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
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Blogging Priorities
Taylor

It's Tuesday again, which means we had another quiz. My house guest is still around, but only for 5 hours and 16 minutes at the time that this blog is being written.  The seat-pooper is sooooo close to being gone I can barely contain my joy.  I don't think I'll ever be able to forget this experience.  I'm going to have PTSD - "Post Toiletseat Shit Disorder".  Yes, I made the executive decision to write "toilet seat" as one word.  How else would it fit what I was trying to do?  It wouldn't have.  That's the point.  GET OFF MY BACK I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW, SHIT!!! Sorry, I shouldn't take this out on you guys.  None of you have
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
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Better Cheddars Are Better Than Cheez-Its, Scientific Fact
The Josh

So I guess insulting my mother is a thing now....But at least you still love me right?  I always enjoy guest hosting at Alley Katz, so much beer to be drank!!!     There was a question about Ron Jeremy, aka The Hedgehog, and that really made my night.  Who would've thought before putting his giant rod to work that he was a special ed teacher.  I've seen the videos where he can toot his own horn from back in the day, before he became an actual hedgehog, kinda impressive.  Has anyone seen anything with him in it in the last decade?  The dude has to throttle his junk the whole time, I start feeling bad for it he's choking it so hard, what
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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I Need to Downsize
Taylor

So as you guys know, we've been revamping the shit outta out of our blogging site.  That was the royal "we" by the way.  The kind of "we" that really means a few very talented, very dedicated, very fucking tired GWD employees revamped it with no help whatsoever from this particular Quiz Master.  Basically I'm piggybacking on their victory and I'm totally cool with that...just don't tell them I said so. I know it's only been a few days, but in the space of the last 72 hours I have dealt with a houseguest so terrible that I can't really remember anything that happened before this person came.  Before you ask, I can't tell you who it is, only that I'm not at liberty
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
Thursday, April 30, 2015
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So What If I'm a P-Word??
Taylor

  WooHoo!!!! The blog is here! The blog is here! It's been a week but, as promised, here are the wonderful scribblings you've been waiting for!!     Um...yeah, so I don't really remember much from last Thursday. Not that it wasn't a great quiz that actually ENDED ON TIME (mark 4-30-15 on your calendars people) – but it was the quiz before the early showing of Avengers: Age of Ultron! I'm assuming some of our regular teams were at the movies since we had plenty of space that some newcomers made full use of. Poor newbies, they didn't get the full “Taylor goes off on weird tangents all the time” treatment, but maybe that was a good
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor