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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Feb 21, 2017
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Are You a Chronic Smuggler or a Smuggler of Chronic?
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz we had tonight! Tonight was particularly challenging. You needed to give me first a last names in the visual and perfect punctuation in round seven. It might not sound hard, but our best team, Jizz Wailing, only got 4 right! After quiz was over we got invested in looking at Chuck Tingle titles. If you are not familiar, you should give it a quick google. I will wait. Back? It's great right. My personal favorite is "Pounded in the Butt by the Physical Manifestation of My Book: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt." Yea, that is a thing that exists. Special shout out to Return Of Solidly Mediocre who came back
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
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The Sting Of Me Mispronouncing Your Name is Offset By CASH!
Josh Prime

Hey Gilmore Geeks! What a great time we had tonight. Lara and I were thrilled to bring you our very first Gilmore Girls Theme Quiz. It was a really crazy night and we had 31 teams come over to hang out with us. The prize money was serious this time. The winning team was going to walk away with $254 dollars! At the start of quiz, I announced that the second place team was only going to get $1. I guess second place really is the first loser at Gilmore Girls Quiz. It didn't wind up being that way and our second place team walked out with $54 bucks! I know I might have faked it well, but I can't claim to be much of a Gilmore Girls fan. You probably figured that out when I said
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Feb 14, 2017
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Valentine's Day Quiz!
Josh Prime

Hey Single Geeks, What a great quiz we had tonight! You all came ready to mingle for our very special Valentine's Day Quiz! I smartly celebrated Valentine's yesterday to avoid the crowds. I hear that Luca had 600 reservations for tonight. They are a great place, but that doesn't sound like much fun to me. Since I don't have any particular affiliation with February 14th, I went to Luca last night and waited exactly 0 minutes. I also have been trying to convince my family to celebrate Christmas on January 4th but that one seems to be a little harder to make happen.  Anyway, enough about how my heathen nature makes it easy for me to celebrate holidays at non-traditional times.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
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Two Birthdays and a Fashion Show
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a crazy night of quiz we had tonight. Not only were we celebrating two birthday, but we really brought it with some awesome rounds. Hooker Slingers brought me cake and Regular Shitty Ass Crunch Berries brought my cupcakes. People should have birthdays more often, I wind up with baked goods. Our first audio round tonight was Slow Jams. I am really enjoying this new round type. There is nothing quite like hearing the smooth and sulty Canadian pop singer, Celine Dion, telling me where her heart will go at one fourth speed. I might never listen to it at full speed again. It still doesn't beat the last time we had
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Feb 07, 2017
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Who Will Ducky Visit Next?
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great night of quiz we had tonight! I always appreciate it when a team wins something ironically. Team Last Place earned the Pity Pitcher for being second to last. So close to being an accurate name, though I imagine that are pleased. Tonight's Face/Off features the teams putting makeup on in the style of Monster High. Considering I have a weirdly large number of those for a man of my age, I am quite excited at the prospect of this contest. Though I feel like much of it should be about clothes not makeup, but whatever. One of our rounds had a theme where the answers all contained the word "grand." One team didn't know the answers so
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
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That Awkward Moment When You Can't Think Of Spike's Name
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, I had a great time at quiz with you all tonight. Shout out to Maggie of Maggie Has Officially Outlived Jesus who was celebrating her birthday today. She celebrated her birthday with a stunning victory at the Thursday pub quiz! This quiz had so much going on that I am not sure I will even have time to go off on a random tangent. It was just that packed full of awesomeness. Like a peanut butter cup, or a chocolate cream donut from Dunkin. I think I am getting distracted. In round 1, we gave you a mystery round. The final question was abotu Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I won't let me rage about how annoying Angel is distract me
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, Jan 31, 2017
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What the Heck IS a Sandwich Anyway?
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz we had tonight. My personal favorite was the debates that raged about what exactly a sandwich is. See, at my day job we got into this discussion, and there were many debates. See, you can't say that its bread and meat. By that logic - a hotdog is a sandwich. Also, what does that mean for ice cream sandwiches? If I invited you to my house for sandwiches and all I had when you arrive was ice cream sandwiches, I hope you would be at least confused. Maybe you wouldn't be disappointed. I guess that depends on how much you love ice cream and more traditional sandwiches. Anyway, quiz itself had a lot of great rounds. My personal favorite was the super
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
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Alley Katz Photo Finish
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a crazy quiz we had tonight. There were 21 teams show up to play quiz. I like having a big crowd it keeps me on toes! Don't get me wrong, when we have 16 and I can read silly answers and make fun of people, but 21 teams is like a challenge. Can Josh finish quiz on time? Can he score that many answer packets during the scoring breaks? The answer to both was a resounding yes tonight! Get excited because Face/Off returned this week. If you don't remember blogs last time it was on the air, thats not the Nick Cage movie, its a reality show about makeup artists doing monster makeup. This is an All Star season but you don't have to have seen the previous ones to be
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, Jan 24, 2017
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Three Way Ties!
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great night we had tonight. We had a three way tie for first. I haven't been keeping track that carefully, but I am pretty sure this is the first time that has happened in over a year of being your quizmaster. Lew Alcinder's first place tie was even more impressive considering they were newbies who missed the memo about round 5. Had they not gotten a zero on round 5 they would have won straight away. I am currently watching Son of Zorn. I am not sure what opinion I am supposed to have about this show. The main character is a cartoon and his ex wife is a regular person played by Cheryl Hines. Their child is a cartoon from the
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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Pencils, Get Your Pencils Here
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Another great quiz tonight. We had a bunch of new teams which is always exciting! There were a lot of complicated rounds tonight. The first one used letters as clues and you picked up on that one pretty quick. However, when we got to the directional one that was a bit harder. All you had to do was write, "North," "South," "East," or "West" but apparently I didn't make the rules clear enough. We figured it out together thought! Jeff and Some Aliens is a new show that is a spinoff of TripTank. As you all know, I love TripTank. Particularly when the episode features my favorite cereal, Oops All Berries. If you are unfamiliar: Jeff is a human being studied by the aforementioned
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Jan 17, 2017
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Robin Sparkles Wants Me To Go To The Mall
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz we had tonight. We had plenty of newbies and two celebrations. Alex's birthday was celebrated at It's My Birthday, I Will Drink Beer If I Want To and Catherine was headed off to Seattle on Brain Dead. I enjoyed round 4 tonight, a whole round on exhibits and exhibitions. For example, we learned all about the museum of penises and that many people in the room had a hard time spelling words where spelling didn't count! Having Monday off might seem like a great thing at first. Sure, you can sleep in on Sunday and don't have to go to work. That all sounds great, until you show up to work on Tuesday and
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
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Everybody Got Pee Jokes
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a great quiz we had tonight. There were a lot of golden showers related jokes at quiz. Not only did the GWD writers give us an entire round of pee jokes, but we had two teams: Hillary's Emails Aren't The Only Thing That’s Leaked #GoldenShowers and Golden Showers Topple Trump Towers added to the urination humor. I just watched the remake of the show MatchGame. Alec Baldwin might be many things (actor, Trump Impersonator, Hot Dog Eating Champion) but one thing he is not is a game show host. He really struggled with things like reading the questions in a way that I could understand. Regardless, Chris D'Elia,
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
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Frozen Sung At Alley Katz
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, We had another great quiz this evening! The biggest shock was the tie breaker song choice. Due to the tie for third place, Work! Work! Work! Work! Work! and Connect Four had to have a sing off. They chose Let It Go from Frozen. The song choice was unprecedented! Back when Taylor was our QM she would have kicked both teams out! Your benevolent QuizMaster JoshPrime let it happen. Unfortunately after all the singing we still couldn't pick and needed to have a Rock Paper Scissors competition. Connect Four came out in the end and won a $5 gift certificate for Alley Katz. My favorite round tonight is a
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Friday, Jan 06, 2017
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TV Spinoffs Never Looked So Stupid
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, It is so great to be back at quiz. I know you missed my dulcet tones at quiz the 2 weeks I was gone. I was busy renewing all my Jersey Pride licenses and certifications so I can continue to bring you unyielding Jersey Pride - despite any evidence to the contrary. I was worried I wouldn't remember all of my opening shtick but I think I had it tattooed to the inside of my eyelids so it worked out fine. We had some newbies so it was very important you hear all of the rules. I don't think I ever blogged about the drinking game. I love that rule so much! In case you didn't remember, we take a drink every time I mispronounce a word. Not only does this rule justify
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
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Happy New Year
Addison

Guess who’s back. Back again. Shady’s back, tell a friend. Good to see you again Alley Katz. It’s been a whole week since I was hosting here. How was your New Year’s Eve? Crazy? I left the bar super quick on account of a fight out front. SO I went home and played the Mad Max video game. 2016 killed a lot of people, but not us. Cheers. The Quiz, right. Round six spelled doom for some reason. Round eight was, as usual, really fucking hard. Rounds one and five are where teams had success. Most missed question – It was Hot Chocolate who performed “You Sexy Thing.” Also, congratulations on knowing who Peaches is. Thanks to all the teams
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Hey. I'm pretty new here but I nerd hard and drink even harder. I'll fit in just fine.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Dec 29, 2016
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No, 2016 did not get Josh…
Miss LaLa

Like I said, he just doesn’t love you as much as he loves getting out of town. Ha, just kidding, I’m sure he loves you plenty. I’ll tell you what though, he must have way more patience than I do for reading drunken chicken scratch. That round 1 was one illegible scrawl after another. I probably changed half your team names by the time I read the standings after the first scoring break. It was pretty hilarious, don’t get me wrong.   And hey! How about that bachelorette party? So many “Wooo”s I felt like a damn rock star! Y’all are both incredibly accepting AND
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You can call me LaLa, Miss LaLa that is. I'm a stage manager, a movie buff, a coupon clipping goddess... a quiz master! If only the hair could talk, the yarns it would spin. (Maybe it could write a better bio.) You'll find me at Alley Katz in Citrus Heights Tuesdays at 8:00. I enjoy short walks, good beer, selected television shows and terrible jokes. Words of wisdom: Anything is a toy, if you play with it. Follow the adventures of GWD at Alley Katz Citrus Heights on Facebook! https://www.facebook.com/GeeksWhoDrinkCitrusHeights