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Tuesday, Jul 26, 2016
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JoshPrime 2016 Running On a Campaign of 4 Letter Words
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Another successful quiz here at Alley Katz as we ramp up for Thursday's Bob's Burgers Quiz. I know I am excited to see a bunch of people in absurd costumes drinking heavily on a Thursday. Tonight we had a reverse gender audio round where you had to name the original artist from gender bent songs. I appreciated the effort, but most of you were totally unaware of who originally performed "I Will Survive." People getting answers wrong is nothing new at pub quiz, but the number of different wrong answers was suprising. We had guesses of Donna Sommer, Tina Turner, Aretha Franklin, Cake and many others. Of course, the actual answer is Gloria Gaynor. I have a few
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jul 21, 2016
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Make Quiz Great Again: A Trump Off
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an amazing night of quiz we had tonight. I know I say that all the time, but this was a really special one. Round number 3 was an either or round and no one got shamed. I was really mad about it, but I still played my music for when someone does worse than chance. Someday I will be able to effectively shame a team. Racism Fixes the Economy believed they were going to get shamed. It was really funny watching them realize question by question that they did significantly better than they thought. Way to guess correctly guys. Stay Gold Pony placed first tonight. They hung out outside with their team mascot, Ripley (Geeks
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jul 19, 2016
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Disparaging Comment About Team Mystic and Their Moms
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Another awesome quiz tonight.We had a small crowd that allowed us to really dig in to some of my favorite ridiculous answers. For example: we were not able to accept "woman with ugly kids" as a synonym for Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Nor could we accept "Magneto" for Ian McKellen. I didn't even accept "Monty Python Guy" for John Cleese. I really must be a jerk. My favorite ridiculous answer came from Melania Didn't Steal Michelle's Speech, She "Discovered" It Like Columbus. I believe they got the actual answer correct on paper. However, when asked what QVC's first product allowed you to do in the shower, they yelled out "masturbate furiously... to music."
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jul 14, 2016
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What the Heck is a Porwigle
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great night of quiz! The biggest question of the night was "what the heck is a porwigle?" Apparently its a word for a tadpole that I was instructed by Geeks Who Drink to accept if one of you wrote it as an answer. Unfortunately, none of you did so I have no one I can mock tonight. Porwigle. Doubleyou Tee Fuck. We had a tie for second tonight between E=MC Hammer and Mike Pence None The Richer. Elaine of E=MC Hammer and Lizzy of Mike Pence None the Richer decided to have a sing off. "Decided" is probably a strong term. The rest of the bar nearly demanded it.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jul 12, 2016
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Welcome Moms! Also Happy Brithday to Sue and Missy
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a crazy night of quiz. First, there was a great number of mom's who visited tonight. Dinosaur Stickers brought a mom, Pokemon: Gotta Fist Them All also brought a mom. Happy birthday to Sue of Criminal Minds! Aside from all the moms making me be on my best fucking behavior and not using any God damned filthy language, the quiz itself was pretty exciting. The Defiant Pupils were playing their first quiz and they scored the pity pitcher! Congratulations to you! They are good people, even if they attempt to name the Pokemon in round five, instead of the landmarks as the question explained. Despite
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jul 07, 2016
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Taking My Big Wet Burrito To Your Cabin In The Woods
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an awesome quiz to close out my short week. I had a blast hanging out with all 23 teams tonight! I was feeling like food was a good plan this evening so I ordered the new Wet Burrito off the Alley Katz menu. I gotta say, that was the most amazing burrito. I had trouble eating it because it isn't quite as portable and quizmaster-ing friendly as my go to quesadillas, but holy shit was it tasty. Of course, it did leave me open to some mockery. Josh's Huge Creamy Wet Burrito might have been making fun of me, but I will totally take the heat for that thing. Seriously, try it sometime. Maybe we can colloquially call it Josh's Wet Burrito. I think it would
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jul 05, 2016
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It's Less Pervy Now That Miss Teen USA Model Yoga Pants
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! We had another great night of quiz. We almost finished early, except that there was a tie for third place and Happy Fist Of July From My Red, White and Blue Vagina didn't believe that the prize was worth singing for. Their loss is Diarrhea is the Jazz of Poop's gain. Technically it is also our gain because I imagine we would have had to listen to another rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" as is Alley Katz tradition when breaking third place ties. Regardless, Kirk claimed he was not drunk enough for Celine this evening and apparently that wasn't a problem he was that interested in fixing. I enjoyed reading B movies
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jun 30, 2016
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Handshakefullness, Peacock Feathers, and Trucker Hats Galore
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an awesome quiz we had tonight! Lara and I had a blast together and it seemed like you all did too. Once again, like all theme quizzes I am not allowed to reference specific questions as other quizzes might not be done yet. Therefore I will be forced to talk about things besides the quiz. For example, there were some great costumes this evening. I really appreciated the team who made their own trucker hats. I am not quite sure how you managed, but it was cool as hell. There was also a team rocking Page looks complete with construction paper peacocks. They were so generous with their construction paper peacocks that they gave me one to turn our mascot, Duckie,
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jun 28, 2016
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Third Graders Aint Got Nothing On Us, We Drink Vodquila
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! It sure is good to be getting back into my normal quizzing schedule. I have missed your snide remarks at my mispronunciation of simple words, the distracting talk of sexual intercourse as I reread questions before doing the bonus beers, all the things that put you in a special place in my heart. That and the money, money is nice. It is just so helpful when you want things. Question for you all courtesy of Leah from Please Start Stocking Vodquila: If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Before you answer, remember this question is not, "What is your favorite fruit?" It is more complex. What fruit embodies your personality.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jun 23, 2016
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I Go Away For a Week And You All Literally Put Me On a Pedestal
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Wow it feels like it has been a month since I have written that. I went away to a conference last week and was going to miss two quizzes, then the Thursday quiz got cancelled for sportsing. Then apparently the sports were not done and we had to sports again on Tuesday. Fortunately for tonight's teams, it appears that all the sports were done and so I was back in action and ready to host quiz. I walked in and things were just a little different. In my usual area was a raised platform and a really high table. I was literally up on a pedestal all quiz. It wasn't as great as my ego would have liked it to be, but it was still an interesting change of scenery. The
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jun 14, 2016
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Wake Me Up Before You Quiz Quiz
The Deuce

I was not ready for such a big crowd. Sleepy, beat from the travel gods having their way with me, and me avoiding my sweet sweet brewed goodness for the week was what I thought would be a terrible combination. But you know what, it turned out to be a great time!!! It has been a while since I've had a 20 team quiz, it was a lot of fun. The rounds were solid and found great ways for me to screw up pronunciations, which it would not be a quiz with the Deuce without me fucking something up. I wish I took a pic of Team Phive's round 8. They tanked intentionally to go for the pity pitcher, and the tanked oh so well!!! The failed so well the missed the Pity Pitcher
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Thursday, Jun 09, 2016
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Ohhh, Your Team Name Was Supposed to Say "Guy"
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! I had so much fun at tonight's quiz. I hope it was contagious. That makes it sound like my excitement was like fun herpes. Not that herpes are fun, just that my fun was like herpes. What am I talking about? I am not sure. You know Josh, talking to yourself can be a bad sign. Anyway, why was tonight's quiz so much fun? Well for starters I got to talk about doughnuts in round 1. That's always good times. June 3rd was National Doughnut Day so you knew some pastry related questions were coming. I wish there were more Dunkin' Donuts around here. My favorites are the white powder-ey ones with the chocolate filling. They used to have a cute little piping of chocolate coming
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Jun 07, 2016
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Kimmy Schmidt is the New Mad Max: Fury Road
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! It must be Tuesday! We had another great night of pub quiz tonight. Tonight's quiz is powered by Neko Atsume, my favorite cat feeding app. (It is also my only cat feeding app... as far as you know.) Anyway, if you have somehow been asleep for the past few months, Neko Atsume lets me feed cats food and then take pictures of their butts. It is adorable. You should be mad you aren't already playing it. Anyway, you all seemed to really do well in the first three rounds, but there was a bit of a dip as we moved into the later rounds tonight. My personal favorite round was the sexy versions of kids theme songs. However, I am pretty sure Sailor Moon's song was sexy long
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Jun 02, 2016
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Bibbidy Bobbidy Booze, the Disney Quiz
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a night we had! Our first ever Disney theme quiz was a huge success. We had over 60 teams and over 250 people attempt to win the big prize and bragging rights! In the end, our high stakes tie breaker turned out to be unneeded, but the prize went to Mary Poppin Bottles. They left tonight with a prize of $630 bucks! I have been instructed, as with all theme quizzes, that I cannot name specific questions. However, I think we can all agree round seven was absurd. The Duece says it was easier if you were drunk, you can debate that elsewhere. I want to thank all of you for
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, May 31, 2016
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Quiz Was Fun, But My Air Conditioner Decided It Hates Me
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! I would like to start this blog by explaining my current air conditioner situation. I arrived home after a long day of dayjob-ing to discover that my normally cool 68 degree apartment was significantly warmer than I remember. I looked at the thermostat to discover that it was 84 degrees. I checked to make sure the machine was not obstructed in any way and that visually there was nothing blocking an air intake. I raised my hand to the air duct and cool air was coming out. Not cold air, cool air. I thought, maybe there was a power outage today and that is why this is happening. I turned everything off and decided to alert people of my predicament in the morning. As I sit in
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Betty White IS NOT Dead
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Thanks for coming to another awesome quiz. I hear there was some sports thing happening, but you still decided that listening to me talk into a microphone for two hours was a better use of your time. I appreciate you all! However, I was a little mad that some of you believed Betty White died in 2009. During round 7 we played a clip of people describing a dead celebrity. The last one took place in 2009 and several teams believed that the Golden Girl they were talking about was Betty White. Here's the thing, Betty White is the only one who is still alive. I feel it is my duty to educate you about Betty White. Did you know that Betty is 94 years old - and alive? Well
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.