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Thursday, May 26, 2016
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Betty White IS NOT Dead
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Thanks for coming to another awesome quiz. I hear there was some sports thing happening, but you still decided that listening to me talk into a microphone for two hours was a better use of your time. I appreciate you all! However, I was a little mad that some of you believed Betty White died in 2009. During round 7 we played a clip of people describing a dead celebrity. The last one took place in 2009 and several teams believed that the Golden Girl they were talking about was Betty White. Here's the thing, Betty White is the only one who is still alive. I feel it is my duty to educate you about Betty White. Did you know that Betty is 94 years old - and alive? Well
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, May 24, 2016
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Seven Word Blog To Go To Bed Earlier
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a quiz we had tonight. Like most Tuesday night quizzes, JoshPrime decided to imbibe various adult beverages. Having a designated driver rocks a lot. Round one elicited several teams flipping me off, but we all still did pretty well. I guess I should be used to it since I was flipped off for round two as well. That round required you to name the artist as well as the CAPITOL of the state that was featured in the title. That was a little rough, but the fact that my example gave away an answer kind of helped. Round three was a super secret double points round. Technically, you got an extra round of quiz with that one as each question was two questions. If
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, May 19, 2016
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There Was a Quiz, But In Other News - I Can Print In 3D Now
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Must be Thursday! We had another great night of quiz! There was a lot of shit going on at tonight's quiz. First, we had two rounds dedicated to old people. In Round Two, you needed to remember "We Are The World," I obviously didn't remember it, what with being not a formed human yet in 1985. The round description explicitly said, "I hope you brought your designated old person tonight." Cold Geeks Who Drink writers... that's just cold. Then we moved on to Round Six, which was a whole round on things the oldest living woman has outlived. She is 116 years and 171 days old. The secret to her long and happy (I assume) life? She eats 3 raw eggs per day. While now she had
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, May 17, 2016
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Does Is Have True or False Round... No
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an awesome quiz we had tonight. Josh had two rounds he was super into: the first was a round on Tinder profiles of famous childhood authors, and the second was a round on sound effects from famous video games. Full disclosure, JoshPrime drank tonight and so this blog is taking significantly longer than your average blog. Point is... expect typos you drunk assholes. Anyways, round one tonight was three tragedies, you had to name the year any of those things happened. Does anyone else hate American Idol as much as me? I am fairly certain it is impossible, as I wish Simon Cowell would have just stayed home that day cuz seriously fuck (I wrote fuch first
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, May 12, 2016
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It Was Bring Your Baby To Quiz Night and I Brought Kevin
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a great quiz. I was tasked with training a newbie tonight. Kevin comes at us all the way from Napa and was anxious to learn the ways of Josh Prime. He still has one more day of training to get through, so I am sure we will come up with a great nickname for him real soon. Don't worry though, I was training a newbie. So, of course I gave him the round on German words and their english translations. It isn't a real day of GWD training until you have a room full of half drunk people looking at you all confused as you try to say Gute Fahrt into the microphone. He did pretty well considering this was his first quiz ever. We threw him right into the
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, May 10, 2016
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Expenditures Is a Hard Word, Leave Me Alone
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an amazing quiz we had tonight! The biggest shocker was that JoshPrime has trouble pronouncing words. Allow me to pause so you can process the shock of that statement. The biggest offender tonight was "expenditure." It is a word I know, and a word I am fully capable of saying out loud. Even as I write this, I am narrating it out loud like a character in a tv show, and in doing so I am saying the word properly. Yet, in front of a room full of drunk people, I was unable to say it. I spent a good chunk of time looking up who the fuck Jonathon Coulton is. He is apparently an internet sensation. I know my internet sensations and I don't know him. Also, the spellcheck
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Thursday, May 05, 2016
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Don't Let My Mom Read This Blog
Josh Prime

To start: Josh was almost done this blog and then accidentally clicked a link to the right and fucked it all up. I am going to try to remember all of my comedy gold, but you just know that its definitely real and I definitely was the funniest I have ever been in blog form. Hey Geeks, What a quiz we had tonight. We learned a lot of things. For example, we learned that it is absolutely NOT ok to use bees wax for foreplay. Well I mean, it is - if you consider third degree burns and trips to the emergency room to be sexy steamy fun times. Paraffin wax is the only kind of wax that is safe for sexual play - obviously. Not that I know anything about that, mom. We also learned
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, May 03, 2016
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Jensen's First Quiz Led To a Disney Sing Off
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What an amazing night of quiz tonight! I know I say that all the time, but this quiz featured the first GeeksAtAlleyKatz baby! Welcome to Alley Katz, Jensen! Hopefully I spelled your name right. You probably were too busy trying to learn how hands work to care even if I did spell it wrong. Though I think other members of Baby's First Trivia might have opinions about that. You were so cute in your little Batman onsie. I bet Tongue Punch My Fart Box feels bad about their team name now. Teaching babies about tongue punching, that's usually reserved for AT LEAST preschool. Oh well, he's gotta learn sometime I suppose. As far
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Saturday, Apr 30, 2016
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Spud-Nik, Get It!!!
The Deuce

What a great quiz!  Your love for Friends knows no bounds!!!  This was probably my most spirited themed quiz yet, even getting cussed out, that's a first!!!  What a great show about great characters!! Let's get this out of the way, shame on all of you for not unseating last year's champs I WISH My Life Were A Lesbian Wedding!  This is now two years in a row, I would've thought cash was a good enough bounty!  We'll figure things out next year. I was waiting for a pair of folks to show up in a canoe with a stuffed duck and chicken, maybe next year!!  Can we talk about Elle McPherson?  No, she's old news now?  Alright,
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Apr 28, 2016
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If Lemony Snicket is Considered a Classic, Then I'm an Antique
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a fun night we had at quiz this evening! I am a little disappointed in myself though. I had planned on getting home a little earlier and working on my brand new craft project. You know that JoshPrime made puppets that one time. Then JoshPrime baked a few cakes. Then he started talking in 3rd person a whole bunch and it was really confusing for people. Anyway, my new project is making a quilt. I have this idea for a giant quilt where every square is a pixel in a video game. I am recreating a scene from Mario 3 on one side and Mario 2 on the other. Mario 3 is awesome. Raccoon suit mario is clearly the best suit. Do you have a different opinion? You are probably
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Apr 26, 2016
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Shame On You For Knowing Twilight Sparkle
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz tonight! I would love to write all about the fun we had, all the laughter, all the tears. But as I sit here, I find myself very distracted by the finale of Season Two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. As we move to the finale I have so many questions. First of which: Can she be broken? Most signs point to no. Anyway, tonight's quiz. It featured a question about Tiny Toons. Remember that show. Elmira was so bad at animals. We also had a question about Trenton, New Jersey. You know how I feel about New Jersey. Good. Thats how I feel. In round three you were given increasingly obvious clues about an article of clothing. You all knew your clothes
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Apr 21, 2016
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Toots Is A Classic Piece of Literature - And a Really Long Movie
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! I had a really great time at quiz tonight. I hope you all did too. As I prepare to sleep after a long Thursday, I thought I would bring you some stream of consciousness blog for your personal enjoyment. I like how our friend Michael of I Solemnly Swear That Angel IS BETTER than Buffy admitted to the room that he was a furry by getting the round one bonus beer right way too quickly. You can't expect not to call out that craziness when you try to tell me that Buffy is in any way eclipsed by Angel. That show had nothing on Buffy. What kind of nonsense is "Angel Investigations?" I mean, you are trying to tell me that a show that
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Apr 19, 2016
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Samuel L Jackson Is Not Denzel You Racist - And Other Truths
Josh Prime

Good Evening Geeks! What an amazing quiz. I have to give a special shout out to out Pity Pitcher team right off the bat. Cheers When You Hear Our Name took the "Josh Drinks At Quiz" thing to a whole other level by buying me shots. Fortunately, we weren't too crowded, otherwise this might have been a train-wreck of a quiz. During round two, I appreciated the effort of naming the song and artist. However, Bon Jovi's "I'll be there for you," is not called "Some shitty cowboy motorcycle song." Many teams still did really well on that round, including 3/11 Never Forget who swept the round and jokered giving them an early lead. In round three
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Apr 14, 2016
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This Quiz Brought to You By the Sound of Cats Boneing
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Happy Thursday! I am having trouble concentrating on writing tonight's blog due to the ear-piercing sound of cats have sex outside of my apartment. Honestly, they are like the villains in a horror movie. They feel like they are everywhere but when you go to look they are no where. What cat is like, "yea baby, scream like I am slowly pulling your teeth out one by one?" I guess that's wicked hot for some cats. It should make for a very strange blog experience. Tonight's quiz was really fun! You are probably thinking, "Of course it was fun, JoshPrime. Quiz is always fun." I know it is! However, tonight's quiz gave me fully legitimate reasons to play "Barbie Girl," and
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Apr 12, 2016
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Cops Came and They Didn't Know What Farctated Was Either
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! This was quite an intense quiz. A gentleman was arrested outside the bar for biking. I assume he was doing more than that, but can't say for certain. Regardless, the officers heard me say Regretful Pussy into the microphone. None of us were arrested tonight, though I didn't follow you home so who knows how the rest of your evening went. I really enjoyed the rounds tonight. You all know how much I love a Nintendo-ized round. Not only that, we played Dalderbash and I got to mispronounce a bunch of words you didn't know anyway. Did you know know that farctated means to be full, or that funambulism is walking on a tightrope? No, you didn't. I know because
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Apr 07, 2016
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I could make a joke, but you just want me to say "engorgement"
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Thursday night, must be a pub quiz at Alley Katz. I don't even want to do a fun transition or say anything other than: Round four was amazing! Geeks Who Drink probably won't pay me if I end the blog there, so I guess I should explain why. Round 4 was our "the unrated version is better," round. I read you smutty fanfiction related to a teen-oriented film and you had to name the film I was talking about. It had everything you could ever want in a round of pubquiz. We had a reference to Mean Girls (albeit one in which Cady and Regina go to school in leather harnesses and are naked on Thursdays). We had a fantastic use of the word "engorgement," and a Harry Potter AND
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.