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Thursday, July 30, 2015
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I'll Make You Famous
Taylor

Well, I won't make you famous - but Lisa with the Sacramento News and Review might.  That's the photographer who came around our quiz last night to take pictures.  I want to throw out a big thanks to all of you who made the trip out - my two favorite Lannisters (Amy and Q), Scott and Laura, the whole Disney crew, the Deuce himself.  The place was packed and that's gonna look pretty darn good on camera!  I expect I'll see a lot of you back during the Nintendo quiz, which makes me even more excited for it! You know what's funny?  A room full of nerds that know a ton a dating sites, but almost nothing about Star Wars or Deadpool.  And yes, I'm making that
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Yup. That Dentist is a Terrible Person.
Taylor

We had multiple team names dedicated to that scumbag, piss-poor excuse for a human being that we all know as Walter Palmer, D.D.S.  In case you've been living under a rock, that's the name of the two legged waste of protoplasm who paid $55k to go to Africa, illegally lure a male lion named Cecil off of a no-kill animal preserve (by tying meat to a car, because that's how REAL hunters do it, ammiright?), shoot the lion with a compound bow and arrow - but only enough to injure it -, then "track" it as it bled out for 40 hours before finally cornering the dying lion and shooting it in the head with a gun.  But not even that was enough for Walter Palmer and his piece of shit guides,
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
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Thursday, July 23, 2015
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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Welcome to QUIZ!
Taylor

I don't usually get too serious on these blogs, but something was said last night that really bothered me.  I almost couldn't sleep because of it, and I just have to get it off my chest: HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY BILL PULLMAN WAS THE HOTTEST PERSON IN INDEPENDENCE DAY????!! Because of this, I have compiled a top ten list of the hottest characters in the movie - in order of descending hotness: 1.) Jasmine Dubrow (Vivica Fox)Let's be real - had she been an ACTUAL stripper, she would have worked someplace a LOT better.  She's hot, she's an exotic dancer, she loves dogs***, and she apparently has her commercial truck driving license
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Thursday, July 16, 2015
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Of COURSE It's In Florida
Taylor

I think last night's quiz can be summed up in four words: The Holy Land Experience.  You know, that theme park down in Florida (because, Florida) where they crucify Jesus EVERY. DAY.  Every friggin' day!  What in the HELL, and I do mean Hell, is going on down there??  WHO TAKES THEIR CHILDREN TO SEE REENACTED CRUCIFIXIONS?!!  As if watching a man imitate being tortured to death isn't enough to tell you that this is a shit show, then you're really going to be disappointed when I tell you this next bit - there are NO RIDES!!  Yeah, you read that right.  There are no rides at the Holy Land Experience.  Not even like a donkey version of the little
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Wednesday, July 15, 2015
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Sploosh is Right!
Taylor

Lana?  LANA?  LLAAANNNNAAAAAAAAAA!!!! If you don't immediately recognize where that is from, then you probably wouldn't have fared too well at our all Archer themed quiz last night.  As for those of you who did show up - holy shit, did you know your stuff!  We had quite a few perfect rounds - including a perfect Round 8!  So impressive was the depth of your Archer-obsession that we even had a tie for first place (which was literally the first time that has ever happened to me at a themed quiz).  In the end, Seamen of the Red Oct-Krieger edged out Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over the
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Tuesday, July 14, 2015
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Look What I Made!!!!!!
Cha Cha

Oh hey there, friends! I didn't even see you as I'm sitting here in my taco induced stupor, mindlessly watching Cast Away and thinking about all the funzies we had tonight. I'm always happy to spend some time with the crew at Alley Katz, there's always a great group of folks and I get to eat tacos, both of which are things that make my night all the better. Oh, and a quiz happened too! First off, dude, seriously, round eight was insanely hard! I've never seen such a low scoring random ass knowledge round before. Crazy, I was actually kinda bummed for the teams that all held on to their jokers til the end, hoping for that sweet ass payoff. Round six was a pretty good time though as
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My momma named me Sonya, but you can call me Cha Cha, all the cool kids are doing it anyways...

I'm a fiesty little guy who loves to live life to the fullest and isn't one to back down from a challenge.  My interests include kitties, reptiles, getting tatooed, drunken microphone fun of all variations, finding the tallest guy in the room and quietly sanding next to him and obscure sports.  When I'm not workin' the quiz circuit, you can find me in the dohyo or some other athletic endeavor with my fuzzy spouse. I swear he's a real person, even crazy cat ladies get lucky sometimes...

Photo curtesy of Photography by D.E.sign


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Thursday, July 09, 2015
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Get Your Hand Off My Selfie Stick
Josh Prime

Hey friends, Another great quiz tonight at Alley Katz. Team name of the week goes to Subway: Eat Fresh Out of High School. A team name that glorious comes only after a scandal bigger than a 5 dollar foot long. There is a better foot long joke in there somewhere but I am too classy to go looking for it. We had a great round about New Jersey, and New Zealand too... I guess. Jersey is my home state so I wasn't feeling all the Jersey shade being thrown our way this week. Whatever, we have the first dinosaur skeleton and Peter Dinklage to keep us warm at night. I happen to enjoy not pumping my own gas thank you very much. We had a few new teams come in and
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, July 02, 2015
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The Deuce
Taylor

For the third night in a row we've had a new trainee here at Alley Katz.  New Josh, my trainee, is so awesome that he has taken the mantle of Josh Prime.  Ye Old Sacramento QM Josh has now assumed the role of Josh2.0 - better known as The Deuce.  Even better is the fact that he actually answered to the name by four rounds into the quiz, so I'm pretty sure it's gonna stick.  I wish I could take credit for that nickname, but the real props have to go to Racist Hadji, who made a one-night-only reappearance at our quiz.  He also inspired the name of our winning team:  Hadji: LeBron Sucks Almost as Much as Your Mom. 
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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LIBERTY SAUERKRAUT FOR EVERYONE!
Taylor

Or, I guess it would be simply "LibertyKraut".  That sounds better.  It'll still taste like shit - but shit laced with freedom and bald eagles.  In case you have no idea why I opened the blog with this then let me just inform you that the US Women's National Soccer Team just pantsed Germany 2-0 in the semi-finals of the World Cup.  IN YOUR FACE GERMANY!  IN YOUR FAAAAACE!  Also, is it just me or did Germany's goalie look like Caitlyn Jenner?  And I mean that in a good way.  Caitlyn has been werkin' it lately.  Anyway, we just found out this afternoon that we'll be facing Japan in the final - so it's basically a repeat of the last World Cup, except
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Thursday, June 25, 2015
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Not Gonna Try to Get This One Fired
Taylor

The past 24 hours have been pretty outstanding.  The SCOTUS finally did something right for once!!  Fuck off haters, there's marriage equality for everyone! Any two non-related adults can now legally be married in our country, and ass-backwards, dumbfuck places like Georgia and Alabama can shove their stupid bigotry and homophobia straight up their pathetic, buck-toothed, hypocritical asses! Love wins, bitches!!!  Also, the USWNT beat China 1-0 in the World Cup quarterfinals - meaning T. Strudel, PhD is going to be one happy camper.  Can we enter our women's team into the Men's World Cup, too?  We'd have a much better shot at winning.   More impressive
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Monday, June 22, 2015
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Bar Poetry Hall of Fame
Taylor

As much as I loooooooooove going to El Dorado Hills, and I do I really do, okay that's a blatant lie. Dafuq do I care about effing El Dorado Hills?  What else is there besides a Regal Cinemas and the Hop House?  Oh yeah, Geeks Who Drink is there now!  So if you're ever in EDH on a Tuesday night you should totally go to the Hop House for quiz.  But that would mean that you were missing my quiz soooooooooooo...yeah, fuck that.  There's nothing for you in El Dorado Hills - especially not on Tuesdays or Thursdays.   Anyway, I've been asking for haiku poems and odes and stuff from you guys in exchange for beers lately.  I've been remiss
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Thursday, June 18, 2015
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Celine Dion to the Rescue!
Taylor

Can we all just take a second and give thanks for three things in life?  Specifically, men in women's tank tops, selfie sticks, and the amazing vocal powers of Celine Dion.  First of all, it was nice that a movie nominated for a bunch of awards at Sundance recognizes how awesome our quiz is by giving us a shit ton of free loot.  No one really cared about the posters, but the tank tops and selfie sticks for Me and Earl and the Dying Girl were GREAT!  Everyone makes fun of people with the selfie stick until they're being handed out for free, right?  Then the selfie stick extravaganza begins!  Also the tank tops looked pretty hot on all the guys - especially
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Monday, June 15, 2015
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I'll Bet You Thought I Was Dead, Didn't You?
Cha Cha

Oh dang guys, I seriously haven't QM'd here at Alley Katz in ages! I wasn't so sure how things were gonna go when I got in, what with that silly shooty hoops game and all, but as soon as we got going it was just like that old, comfy pair of underwear you finally found after months of being lost at the bottom of the hamper. Yeaaah, or something like that... Any who, despite the noise and crowding from the game, and some fun feedback from the speakers while I dusted off my fresh ass mic skills, we had a really fun night. Round Three was an especially big hit with the crowd and was, quite frankly, the shit. Really, the only cons of the night was the somewhat overzealous basketball crowd
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My momma named me Sonya, but you can call me Cha Cha, all the cool kids are doing it anyways...

I'm a fiesty little guy who loves to live life to the fullest and isn't one to back down from a challenge.  My interests include kitties, reptiles, getting tatooed, drunken microphone fun of all variations, finding the tallest guy in the room and quietly sanding next to him and obscure sports.  When I'm not workin' the quiz circuit, you can find me in the dohyo or some other athletic endeavor with my fuzzy spouse. I swear he's a real person, even crazy cat ladies get lucky sometimes...

Photo curtesy of Photography by D.E.sign


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Did I Mention Someone Died?
Taylor

I am the harbinger of death.  Or, maybe just the messenger of death since I'm pretty sure a harbinger would have to arrive first, like the Silver Surfer does for Galactus.  I'm more along the lines of J. Jonah Jameson.  I just wait for shit to happen, then I bitch about it loudly and generally make everyone uncomfortable.  Like I did with Christopher Lee.  I've been told I ruined someone's breakfast (and whole day) by posting pics of him on Instagram.  I also almost made someone cry after quiz when I said that Dusty Rhodes had died.  The good news is the person thought I said Dustin Rhodes and was relieved to find out he had heard me wrong.  The bad
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
[Tuesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Thursdays @ 7:30 pm]
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Hotter Than a...
Taylor

You can google search all you want - the only phrase that makes sense is "Hotter Than a Witch's Teat".  WHY WOULD A WITCH HAVE COLD NIPPLES?  Someone explain that to me.  First of all, they wear all black which gets awfully hot.  Secondly, they spend their time either leaning tits first over the top of a boiling cauldron or commiserating with Satan in the bowels of Hell. Name me a witch (besides Elsa) who seems like she'd have cold nipples.  Willow?  Nope, she's a redhead.  Total firecrotch/fire nips.  The three from Charmed whose names I don't know because I never bothered to watch the show?  They're always wearing revealing tank tops with no bras
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor