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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Feb 04, 2016
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We Settle Ties By Coin Flip Too
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Another great night of quiz. There is so much nonsense to talk about I don't even know where to begin. I suppose the beginning would be a good place. The first bit of craziness came in round 3. Unlike our usual 50-50 rounds, you needed to name the missing ingredient in a Food Network dish. I was frankly appauled at the number of people who didn't immediately write "butter" every time Paula Deen was mentioned. I mean, the woman puts butter in her drinking water. Round 4 was another round for the books. Not since I had to deliver a round in a Jewish grandmoth accent has there been a round so ridiculous. I read you sexy sexy fan fiction from famous shows, you
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Feb 02, 2016
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Happy Birthday Maggie!
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a great quiz tonight. I know there was a lot of confusion about what was going on, perhaps our secret illuminati quiz was a little too secret. Maybe this will teach you to stay vigilant and always on the lookout. Conspiracy theories aside, It's Always More Fun When Trump Pulls Out still managed to earn a victory by only one point. I personally enjoyed the answers regarding the first name of Dr. Alzheimer the best. Sure I gave you points if you knew the last name, but I enjoyed reading how many of you guessed Frederick or Johan. Frued Von Concussion still makes me laugh. I with I could have given you points. Of course, the highlight of
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Thursday, Jan 28, 2016
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Bring Your Parents To Quiz Night
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Missed you all on Tuesday! I hope you had a great quiz tonight. Two teams brought their moms and dads to quiz so I had to be sure to watch my god damned dirty mouth around those folks. Fortunately, they seemed pretty damn cool either way. We also took a minute to talk about my mom's voice mail to me about not being concerned enough about her in New Jersey. I am also very aware that my mom reads this blog. Mom: That voice mail is simply too amazing not to share with others. Love you lots! The rest of quiz was clearly less exciting, but still amazing as always. We had two teams whose name was making fun of a player who wasn't even around to defend themselves. Justin
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Jan 26, 2016
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Don't Step to the NDT
The Deuce

The world is flat eh? I still can't get over this.  Oh well, we had a great quiz tonight, bringing out some strong finishers.  Some people learned that it does not pay to show off instead of just answer the question, and I turned another person on the Metalachi!!! I'm getting really excited for Geek Bowl.  If you are looking for a reason to go to Denver soon, this is better than any!!  There are almost 100 teams signed up already, and Gene from Bob's Burgers is our host.  Hopefully he will grace us with some of his thrilling musical pieces. I'll be hosting at Alley Katz again that Tuesday before, so I am sure I'll talk about it more then.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jan 21, 2016
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Mr. Kane Is My Father, Call Me Charles Foster
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Thanks for coming and hanging out at quiz tonight. Our newbie, Kelley, took the lead most of the night. She is going to be one of our subs here in Sacramento. I think she did a great job balancing reading questions and scoring on a night when we had 21 teams! Alley Katz knows how to throw people in head first! My personal favorite round was round 5 tonight. Happy birthday Geena Davis! I can't believe she is 60 now. Someday I will be 60 and there sure as shit won't be a visual round in a pub quiz to commemorate it. Regardless, the team who believed that the title of The Fly was "How I Picture Myself When I am On My Period" wins for most amazing answer of the week.  Round
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
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The Titanic Sank in the Great Lakes - and other lies
Josh Prime

Good evening quizzers! What a great quiz we had tonight. I know I always say that, but I really mean it this time. Not that I don't mean it other times. Whatever, quiz was fun - get off my back already! I love that I still struggle to understand the difference in the number of s's in desert and dessert. Last time I took the time to look it up in google. I didn't this time. You were there to make sure I was aware of my mistake though. I appreciate it. Apparently I am supposed to remember dessert is the snack after dinner by "super sweet" with two s sounds like the number of s's in dessert. I can't imagine making that mistake again, except I totally will. You will then yell something.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Thursday, Jan 14, 2016
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Six Mad Maxs and Two Labrynths
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a quiz we had tonight. I was really happy to see some new faces. Not that your old faces aren't great and all, but its always a fun time to initiate virgin quizzers. I hope we didn't scare you off will our antics. My favorite round of the night was the "products: real or shit" round. I have serious questions about the Clever Pet Game Console. The idea is that your pet plays Simon for treats. You can have one for your starving puppy for only $299 dollars (http://getcleverpet.com/). I really wonder what dog is smart enough to operate a Simon game. I know fully grown adults who don't know how to operate a Simon game - and they don't get a piece of bacon to look
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, Jan 12, 2016
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Seth Green Kissed James Marsters and JoshPrime Scored Like it Was His First Day
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Awesome quiz tonight. Round three featured outlandish plots from operas, and all you had to do was tell me if it was real or some shit I made up. Normally I like to publicly shame the teams that do worse than chance, but so many of you shat the bed on that one that I didn't have the heart to shame you all. Who would have guessed that the cultured pub quiz enthusiasts wouldn't have a deep understanding of operas? One of the actual operas was about a woman whose breasts turn into balloons. Homework: find a YouTube clip of that. PornHub clips will NOT be accepted. The round on flatulence was a good compliment to our intellectual opera round. Who knew that you farted
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Jan 07, 2016
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Debatably Sexy or Sexy?
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Thanks for hanging out with me for another quiz. My favorite round was easily the rebus round. It was so great watching the teams slowly piece together the names of famous people. When you got John Mellencamp I could watch the realization wash over the bar. It also led to a bitter discussion on if Benedict Cumberbatch is sexy, or debatably sexy. We aren't debating his sexiness, we are debating if his sexiness is up for debate. It seems like a small difference, but it is very important. Light pollution is bull shit and I refuse to acknowledge it. Don't make me go all Jersey on y'all. Sorry, that is just so irritating I needed to yell about it before continuing.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Jan 05, 2016
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Josh Prime is BACK!
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! After a two week hiatus I am back in Sacramento and ready to quiz you all on a wide array of nonsense. Home was fun. It wasn't speaker-related-violence fun, but fun nonetheless. I made a dollhouse entirely out of glitter. I will be pulling glitter out of my hair for weeks. I also bought a new dollhouse that I plan to turn into an epic haunted house. You can sit there and be jealous, I won't judge you. Anyway, I need to get back to the quiz. Quiz was great. I hadn't had many people slur derogatory things at my for two weeks and it certainly felt like home to be back in your drunken embrace. You got a little mad at the flute covers of songs round, but then you
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Dec 31, 2015
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Happy New Year!!! Yeah I know...
The Deuce

A new year, a new me!! It would not be me hosting without me dropping the ball somewhere, like drinking 4 bottles of champagne for mimosas on the morning of New Year's Day.  When that happens you get a late blog post!!!  Luckily the whole crowd consisted of my family and my closest quizzing friends. Geeks Who Drink wanted to end the year with a tough one!  You guys gave it your best, and I couldn't be more proud!! Luckily Josh Prime returns monday so I get back to playing and whooping some ass!!! Until Next Time...
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Tuesday, Dec 29, 2015
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There is no Josh, only SEAN!!!
Sean-Oh

Hello there Alley Katz! It's me, your friendly Neighbor Sean Oh from across the causeway in Davis. Josh is still outta town, so y'all got stuck with me! The night started out in an interesting manner, meaning that I wound up accidentally dropping the speaker on my head... I'm okay though, and I got things going just fine! 10 Teams tonight, which is a solid number. Though I was a little relieved that there weren't as many as I've had before. Everyone was fun and generally pretty nice. Highlights: -Approximate Knowledge of Many Assholes didn't place, but they were responsible for sweeping the bonus questions.-Crudely-Drawn Ejaculating Penis Wearing a Santa
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Tuesday, Dec 22, 2015
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On This Festivus Eve
The Deuce

Oh Joy!!! Another year, and another Festivus.  Boy!  I was mush mouthed last night, I only had one beer, that had to have been the problem.  I don't know about you guys, but I am digging some of these new round threes that have been popping up for double points.  I guess they appeal to my dirtbag gambler self. I was proud of all your team names but especially proud of We Kicked The Dumb One Off Our Team, That’s Why Kirk Isn't Here, that definitely warmed the cockles of my heart.  Thanks to another Quizmaster I found a great christmas playlist that didn't blow, so we got some good music for the night.  On top
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Dec 17, 2015
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Ugly Sweaters and Misleading Round Titles
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Tonight's quiz wanted to be about Indiana Jones, but then the round titles were never what they appeared to be. You think this round is on the Temple of Doom? Nope, its on Shirley Temple and 90's video games. A round on Raiders of the Lost Ark? Nope, its on conquistadors, ABCs hit Lost and Noah's Ark. Some of you were more upset than others, but I love seeing an entire room flip me off all at once. Why else would I get into Pub Quizzing as a job? Random question: Who the fuck is Guy Threepwood and what is Monkey Island? I know some of you knew it, so you can explain that to me someday. We also had our annual(?) ugly sweater party tonight. I wore a magical
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Tuesday, Dec 15, 2015
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Clive Barker Did Not Write Brokeback Mountain
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, Quiz tonight had some of my favorite rounds we have had in a long time. You know I have a major thing for 8-bit music rounds. Round 7's 8-bit Christmas songs were just the thing to put us in the holiday spirit. Speaking of, I mentioned a few blogs ago how much I wanted to see the Krampus movie. I am so happy I did, Toni Collette is still awesome and the fact that United States of Tara is not still making episodes is a national tragedy. I think I lost track of what we are supposed to be talking about. Oh yea, round 7. That shit was awesome. I wish we could have an 8-bit music round every week. Round 2 sparked a special "Call Me Maybe" scoring break that you know you
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Sacramento, CA
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Saturday, Dec 12, 2015
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Star Wars Quiz: I Have a Boba Fetish
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! More specifically, Star Wars Geeks! This was a great quiz tonight. I have been given explicit instructions not to include any information about answers for those cheating teams who will be doing the quiz later. So like the Dr. Who Quiz before it, lets reminisce about the good times we had in the quiz - vaguely. Remember that audio that played that everyone laughed at. Yeah. Good times. It was suggested to use that audio on loop. Oh how we laughed. What about that visual round. Those images sure were visual. In terms of things I CAN talk about: I love my Jenna middle finger virginity. That sounds really bad, but she flipped me off as a form
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.