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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Thursday, June 25, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Not Gonna Try to Get This One Fired
Taylor

The past 24 hours have been pretty outstanding.  The SCOTUS finally did something right for once!!  Fuck off haters, there's marriage equality for everyone! Any two non-related adults can now legally be married in our country, and ass-backwards, dumbfuck places like Georgia and Alabama can shove their stupid bigotry and homophobia straight up their pathetic, buck-toothed, hypocritical asses! Love wins, bitches!!!  Also, the USWNT beat China 1-0 in the World Cup quarterfinals - meaning T. Strudel, PhD is going to be one happy camper.  Can we enter our women's team into the Men's World Cup, too?  We'd have a much better shot at winning.   More impressive
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Monday, June 22, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Bar Poetry Hall of Fame
Taylor

As much as I loooooooooove going to El Dorado Hills, and I do I really do, okay that's a blatant lie. Dafuq do I care about effing El Dorado Hills?  What else is there besides a Regal Cinemas and the Hop House?  Oh yeah, Geeks Who Drink is there now!  So if you're ever in EDH on a Tuesday night you should totally go to the Hop House for quiz.  But that would mean that you were missing my quiz soooooooooooo...yeah, fuck that.  There's nothing for you in El Dorado Hills - especially not on Tuesdays or Thursdays.   Anyway, I've been asking for haiku poems and odes and stuff from you guys in exchange for beers lately.  I've been remiss
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Thursday, June 18, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Celine Dion to the Rescue!
Taylor

Can we all just take a second and give thanks for three things in life?  Specifically, men in women's tank tops, selfie sticks, and the amazing vocal powers of Celine Dion.  First of all, it was nice that a movie nominated for a bunch of awards at Sundance recognizes how awesome our quiz is by giving us a shit ton of free loot.  No one really cared about the posters, but the tank tops and selfie sticks for Me and Earl and the Dying Girl were GREAT!  Everyone makes fun of people with the selfie stick until they're being handed out for free, right?  Then the selfie stick extravaganza begins!  Also the tank tops looked pretty hot on all the guys - especially
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Monday, June 15, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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I'll Bet You Thought I Was Dead, Didn't You?
Cha Cha

Oh dang guys, I seriously haven't QM'd here at Alley Katz in ages! I wasn't so sure how things were gonna go when I got in, what with that silly shooty hoops game and all, but as soon as we got going it was just like that old, comfy pair of underwear you finally found after months of being lost at the bottom of the hamper. Yeaaah, or something like that... Any who, despite the noise and crowding from the game, and some fun feedback from the speakers while I dusted off my fresh ass mic skills, we had a really fun night. Round Three was an especially big hit with the crowd and was, quite frankly, the shit. Really, the only cons of the night was the somewhat overzealous basketball crowd
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My momma named me Sonya, but you can call me Cha Cha, all the cool kids are doing it anyways...

I'm a fiesty little guy who loves to live life to the fullest and isn't one to back down from a challenge.  My interests include kitties, reptiles, getting tatooed, drunken microphone fun of all variations, finding the tallest guy in the room and quietly sanding next to him and obscure sports.  When I'm not workin' the quiz circuit, you can find me in the dohyo or some other athletic endeavor with my fuzzy spouse. I swear he's a real person, even crazy cat ladies get lucky sometimes...

Photo curtesy of Photography by D.E.sign


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
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Did I Mention Someone Died?
Taylor

I am the harbinger of death.  Or, maybe just the messenger of death since I'm pretty sure a harbinger would have to arrive first, like the Silver Surfer does for Galactus.  I'm more along the lines of J. Jonah Jameson.  I just wait for shit to happen, then I bitch about it loudly and generally make everyone uncomfortable.  Like I did with Christopher Lee.  I've been told I ruined someone's breakfast (and whole day) by posting pics of him on Instagram.  I also almost made someone cry after quiz when I said that Dusty Rhodes had died.  The good news is the person thought I said Dustin Rhodes and was relieved to find out he had heard me wrong.  The bad
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
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Hotter Than a...
Taylor

You can google search all you want - the only phrase that makes sense is "Hotter Than a Witch's Teat".  WHY WOULD A WITCH HAVE COLD NIPPLES?  Someone explain that to me.  First of all, they wear all black which gets awfully hot.  Secondly, they spend their time either leaning tits first over the top of a boiling cauldron or commiserating with Satan in the bowels of Hell. Name me a witch (besides Elsa) who seems like she'd have cold nipples.  Willow?  Nope, she's a redhead.  Total firecrotch/fire nips.  The three from Charmed whose names I don't know because I never bothered to watch the show?  They're always wearing revealing tank tops with no bras
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Thursday, June 04, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
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I'll Show You My Muff Gun
The Josh

Hello my quizlings, It was another great night of me guest hosting for Taylor at Alley Katz!  Even with the sport ball game on, it was a good time.  Any quiz with a Trading Places question is a Quiz for old Josh here.  I think the Confucious or Jaden Smith round was one of my favorite either or rounds in a long time. Now it is time for me to judge you on the music round.  Almost nobody got Big Me from the Foo Fighters!!!!  That kills me.  But my new favorite team I Drink the 5th had some killer answers like Tequila by Peewee Herman and the Pitch Perfect song by Kira Sedgwick.  I can't wait to host
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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The Return of Truck Nutz
Taylor

WE'RE BRINGING BACK TRUCK NUTZ!!   That's right, you heard it here first.  Truck nutz need to be a thing again.  (Side note, is it spelled with a "z" instead of an "s"?  I feel like it should be.)  They are one of the best worst things that have ever been invented.  I can't logically explain the joy I used to get seeing those things hanging from the back of a moving vehicle.  Let me explain:  I am a city-dweller through and through.  I do not, nor have I ever, owned anything even remotely resembling a truck.  Furthermore, I've also never owned a pair of vehicle testicles (vehesticles?) and wouldn't know where to get a pair even
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
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Happy Birthday to...Just About Everybody!
Taylor

What happened around nine months ago?  It’s May now, so that would put us back to the end of August/beginning of September, right?  I’m only asking because there were at least 57 people in the bar having birthdays last night so I’m trying to figure out what exactly was getting so many people in the mood for baby-makin’.  Hmmm…I guess you could be early Labor Day babies?  Other than that the only holidays I can find would be “Frankenstein Day”, “Race Your Mouse Day” and “Toasted Marshmallow Day”.  The last two could be euphemisms, I guess, but Frankenstein?  Really?  Unless we’re talking
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, May 26, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
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Neville, You've Been Holding Out on Us
Taylor

I think we may have glossed over this last night, but did you all take the time to look up the Matthew Lewis pictures I happened to mention in passing during the quiz?  No?  WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?  This is serious stuff, people.  Well, don't look it up if you're reading this at work.  That wouldn't be advisable.  Suffice it to say that the actor who played Neville Longbottom grew up and has a very impressive...Elder Wand.  Yeah.  I'm going with that pun.  Having had to listen to all the creepy guys talk about how "hot Hermione will be when she grows up" when the movies were out, I think we're entitled to voice our appreciation of the completely-legal
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
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Thursday, May 21, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
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Tsk tsk tsk
The Josh

So yeah, pronouncing words was definitely tough last night, I blame it on me being sober.  We should all know better by now!  It was a great turnout with a great crowd, even with the sport ball game going on.  I am quickly becoming enamored with the team names that are quickly becoming personal attacks.  I am one step closer to not worrying about the vow of chastity when I take the black.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Dr. Olympic is Dead, Long Live Dr. Olympic
Taylor

Okay, okay - so the original Dr. Olympic is not actually dead  but she has been replaced.  That's right - Allison, our very own expert in all thing Olympics, missed a bonus point beer question having to do with an Olympian**  She may contest that the question also referenced South Park, but as the arbiter of all things quiz-related, I'm calling it an Olympics question and there's nuttin' she can do about it!  As if missing an Olympics question wasn't enough, the person who stole the crown was Kirk.  Creepy clown-face Kirk.  After besting Allison in her own area of expertise it seemed only right that the mantle
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
95811
Thursday, May 14, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Someone Finally Brought a Safe Word!
Taylor

It finally happened!  It only took about 3.5 years, but a team finally came to quiz prepped with their safe word - AND they made it topically inappropriate (as only true Geeks Who Drink players can do).  Team My Safe Word Was Philadelphia made my night.  Of course, it's most likely just a coincidence.  I can't say for sure that they actually read my Quiz Master profile where I tell people to bring their safe word to quiz, but I like to think that at least 40% of you have it laminated and pinned to the wall next to your beds.  I mean, in all reality it's probably higher than 40% but it could come across as a little conceited (read: delusional)
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
Sacramento, CA
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Tuesday, May 12, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Blogging Priorities
Taylor

It's Tuesday again, which means we had another quiz. My house guest is still around, but only for 5 hours and 16 minutes at the time that this blog is being written.  The seat-pooper is sooooo close to being gone I can barely contain my joy.  I don't think I'll ever be able to forget this experience.  I'm going to have PTSD - "Post Toiletseat Shit Disorder".  Yes, I made the executive decision to write "toilet seat" as one word.  How else would it fit what I was trying to do?  It wouldn't have.  That's the point.  GET OFF MY BACK I'M A LITTLE STRESSED OUT RIGHT NOW, SHIT!!! Sorry, I shouldn't take this out on you guys.  None of you have
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor


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Alley Katz
2019 O Street
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95811
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
[Tuesday 7:30 pm]
[Thursday 7:30 pm]
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Better Cheddars Are Better Than Cheez-Its, Scientific Fact
The Josh

So I guess insulting my mother is a thing now....But at least you still love me right?  I always enjoy guest hosting at Alley Katz, so much beer to be drank!!!     There was a question about Ron Jeremy, aka The Hedgehog, and that really made my night.  Who would've thought before putting his giant rod to work that he was a special ed teacher.  I've seen the videos where he can toot his own horn from back in the day, before he became an actual hedgehog, kinda impressive.  Has anyone seen anything with him in it in the last decade?  The dude has to throttle his junk the whole time, I start feeling bad for it he's choking it so hard, what
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a weapons instructor at the Starfleet Academy on the weekends.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Tuesday, May 05, 2015
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I Need to Downsize
Taylor

So as you guys know, we've been revamping the shit outta out of our blogging site.  That was the royal "we" by the way.  The kind of "we" that really means a few very talented, very dedicated, very fucking tired GWD employees revamped it with no help whatsoever from this particular Quiz Master.  Basically I'm piggybacking on their victory and I'm totally cool with that...just don't tell them I said so. I know it's only been a few days, but in the space of the last 72 hours I have dealt with a houseguest so terrible that I can't really remember anything that happened before this person came.  Before you ask, I can't tell you who it is, only that I'm not at liberty
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Can you tell a rainbow, "Hey - stop being a rainbow!"?  NO!    Such is Taylor. 

 

What can I say?  I'm a pub quiz-obsessed Geek who has an unnaturally strong affection for Star Wars, Marvel, cosplay, and just about any other nerdy thing you can think of (minus anime - I have SOME standards).  Things I hate?  How about Quentin Tarantino films, France (I'm AMerican, so I have to), the whole state of Michigan, and the show Ancient Aliens, just to name a few.  Born in the Promised Land (aka Ohio), lived in Los Angeles (aka Shit Hole), Los Alamos (aka Leave it to Beaver-ville), and now Davis, CA.  You can generally find me at the movies or at your nearest Comic Book convention - I'll be the one dressed up, so you should totally be able to spot me.

I used to be a die hard GWD player before taking on the mantle of quizinatrix - but I yelled at my teammates too much and decided I should try a new path to getting my quiz-fix before I lost any friends.  Lucky for me, the QM spot opened up at El Farol and I may or may not have traded sexual favors with several GWD employees to be given the job (if there are no photos, it never happened).  You all have been putting up with me ever since.

So since you've been on this page, I'll expect to see you at my Pub Quizes!  Oh, and bring your safety word - you're gonna need it.

 

-Taylor