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Thursday, Apr 28, 2016
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If Lemony Snicket is Considered a Classic, Then I'm an Antique
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a fun night we had at quiz this evening! I am a little disappointed in myself though. I had planned on getting home a little earlier and working on my brand new craft project. You know that JoshPrime made puppets that one time. Then JoshPrime baked a few cakes. Then he started talking in 3rd person a whole bunch and it was really confusing for people. Anyway, my new project is making a quilt. I have this idea for a giant quilt where every square is a pixel in a video game. I am recreating a scene from Mario 3 on one side and Mario 2 on the other. Mario 3 is awesome. Raccoon suit mario is clearly the best suit. Do you have a different opinion? You are probably
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Apr 26, 2016
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Shame On You For Knowing Twilight Sparkle
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What a great quiz tonight! I would love to write all about the fun we had, all the laughter, all the tears. But as I sit here, I find myself very distracted by the finale of Season Two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. As we move to the finale I have so many questions. First of which: Can she be broken? Most signs point to no. Anyway, tonight's quiz. It featured a question about Tiny Toons. Remember that show. Elmira was so bad at animals. We also had a question about Trenton, New Jersey. You know how I feel about New Jersey. Good. Thats how I feel. In round three you were given increasingly obvious clues about an article of clothing. You all knew your clothes
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Apr 21, 2016
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Toots Is A Classic Piece of Literature - And a Really Long Movie
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! I had a really great time at quiz tonight. I hope you all did too. As I prepare to sleep after a long Thursday, I thought I would bring you some stream of consciousness blog for your personal enjoyment. I like how our friend Michael of I Solemnly Swear That Angel IS BETTER than Buffy admitted to the room that he was a furry by getting the round one bonus beer right way too quickly. You can't expect not to call out that craziness when you try to tell me that Buffy is in any way eclipsed by Angel. That show had nothing on Buffy. What kind of nonsense is "Angel Investigations?" I mean, you are trying to tell me that a show that
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Apr 19, 2016
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Samuel L Jackson Is Not Denzel You Racist - And Other Truths
Josh Prime

Good Evening Geeks! What an amazing quiz. I have to give a special shout out to out Pity Pitcher team right off the bat. Cheers When You Hear Our Name took the "Josh Drinks At Quiz" thing to a whole other level by buying me shots. Fortunately, we weren't too crowded, otherwise this might have been a train-wreck of a quiz. During round two, I appreciated the effort of naming the song and artist. However, Bon Jovi's "I'll be there for you," is not called "Some shitty cowboy motorcycle song." Many teams still did really well on that round, including 3/11 Never Forget who swept the round and jokered giving them an early lead. In round three
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Apr 14, 2016
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This Quiz Brought to You By the Sound of Cats Boneing
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Happy Thursday! I am having trouble concentrating on writing tonight's blog due to the ear-piercing sound of cats have sex outside of my apartment. Honestly, they are like the villains in a horror movie. They feel like they are everywhere but when you go to look they are no where. What cat is like, "yea baby, scream like I am slowly pulling your teeth out one by one?" I guess that's wicked hot for some cats. It should make for a very strange blog experience. Tonight's quiz was really fun! You are probably thinking, "Of course it was fun, JoshPrime. Quiz is always fun." I know it is! However, tonight's quiz gave me fully legitimate reasons to play "Barbie Girl," and
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Apr 12, 2016
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Cops Came and They Didn't Know What Farctated Was Either
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! This was quite an intense quiz. A gentleman was arrested outside the bar for biking. I assume he was doing more than that, but can't say for certain. Regardless, the officers heard me say Regretful Pussy into the microphone. None of us were arrested tonight, though I didn't follow you home so who knows how the rest of your evening went. I really enjoyed the rounds tonight. You all know how much I love a Nintendo-ized round. Not only that, we played Dalderbash and I got to mispronounce a bunch of words you didn't know anyway. Did you know know that farctated means to be full, or that funambulism is walking on a tightrope? No, you didn't. I know because
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Apr 07, 2016
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I could make a joke, but you just want me to say "engorgement"
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Thursday night, must be a pub quiz at Alley Katz. I don't even want to do a fun transition or say anything other than: Round four was amazing! Geeks Who Drink probably won't pay me if I end the blog there, so I guess I should explain why. Round 4 was our "the unrated version is better," round. I read you smutty fanfiction related to a teen-oriented film and you had to name the film I was talking about. It had everything you could ever want in a round of pubquiz. We had a reference to Mean Girls (albeit one in which Cady and Regina go to school in leather harnesses and are naked on Thursdays). We had a fantastic use of the word "engorgement," and a Harry Potter AND
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Apr 05, 2016
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Rosie O'Donnell... The Musical... On Ice
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! What a quiz tonight. It was a really close game almost all quiz. Many of you swept round 1, where every answer was made up of letters from the phrase "the cards." I even gave you the number of letters in the answer so there was really no excuse. My favorite question was "What direction would you drive to get from San Antonio to Houston?" The only direction you CAN spell using "The card" is east. That was a freebie and you know it! Five teams swept that round. Round two was all about songs that were number on on April 5ths throughout history. Five teams swept that one too, including four that jokered for 32 points! It might sound like tonight's quiz was easier than
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Mar 31, 2016
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Round Seven Lived Up To The Hype
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Another awesome night of quizzing! I alerted you ahead of time that round seven was going to be my favorite round of the evening. The guesses you gave me for what it might be were great. "A round on New Jersey?" "A round about Buffy the Vampire Slayer?" "A round about Nintendo, horror movies, and peanut butter? Mhm... peanut butter. Sorry, where was I? Oh yea, round seven. Round seven was all about identifying the tv show from the theme when it was played backwards. That is right up there with Jewish Grandmother and Slash/Fic as my all time favorite round. I bet there are hidden messages like a rock album in an 80's horror flick. Fresh Prince, Sopranos and Mission
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Wednesday, Mar 30, 2016
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Mycroft Sounds Like A Sex Toy
The Deuce

What can I say, you guys are true super sleuths when it comes to the ways of Sherlock!!!  I was impressed by the knowledge in regards to such an epic character. I dig this Moriarty, he's a bad ass.  His crazy knows no bounds, his smile melts me in the weirdest way possible!!!  No one ever talks about Mycroft's assistant!  She's like the perfect mix of sexy but like confident to blow off a war hero doctor.  That is attractive as all hell.  She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine (In a non-possessive way, just so im not called names later). God, tonight made me want to watch the show again, maybe I'll trick the lady into watching it.
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Ello!

If you are reading this, and you are a single lady with low standards, keep reading.  I guess the rest of you can read this as well.

 

I am the son of the classiest whore in Flea Bottom, so you might as well consider me high-born.  I pilot Gundams in my spare time, and am a Lieutenant and Recruiting Officer for the USS Independence, a Starfleet International ship.  I am fueled by beer and nachos.  I ride lions and shoot lasers on the reg.  I teach blind kids to read, and I'm way into that sensitive shit that girls like, like to the max.

 

I have 12 Gold Medals and your mom wants to date me.  I am a master of the Keytar, and have sold out stadiums.  I also tend to be very humble.


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Tuesday, Mar 29, 2016
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Why Are Y'All Obsessed With My Mom's Porn Career
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! It was a great quiz tonight. There was plenty of sportsball to talk over, but we made it work. My favorite round tonight was Round Three's "What the Hell Am I Eating." Personally, I wouldn't eat any of it, but it was fun being able to announce "Yak Penis" into the microphone and hear people cheer. I did get to publicly shame We Are Only Here For Soccer, as they did significantly worse than chance with only 2 correct in round three. Allison tried to explain to me that women's soccer is more interesting than men's. However, both are the equivalent of watching paint slowly dry to me. Which I can do anytime I want in the back bar,
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Mar 24, 2016
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Kim Kardashian Sings Like If Siri and TPain Made a Tone Deaf Baby
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! Tonight was another great quiz. I was really happy with that 16 teams showed up, even though tomorrow is like... a holiday or something. I guess you all just dislike your families. Or maybe you just don't believe in things. Either way, thanks for believing in Pub Quiz tonight! I really enjoyed round 1. The rules were simple. Well actually, not really, but it was clever anyway. I gave you a clue about a famous person and something that sounds like their last name. You had to name the phrase that tied them together. Somersaults undertaken by the creator of Hogwarts was my favorite. The answer was J.K.'s Rolling. This didn't stop me from being really excited to see
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Mar 22, 2016
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Four Letter Words That Aren't What You Think... Perve
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks, What an amazing quiz we had tonight. We had a few newbies tonight so I am always happy to help them learn about how we roll here at Alley Katz. Round three tonight was an in between round. I have to admit, I am starting to miss shaming teams during either/or rounds. Regardless, round three was awesome as you all tried to complete the lists I gave you. Most people seemed to struggle with what JPEG stands for, while I am happy to deduct points, who honestly gives a shit what that stands for. I was also sorry to see how many of you are not aware of the Jackson Five. Get it together. The origin of Betty Boop is creepy as fuck and I bet you are rethinking your naval tattoos.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Thursday, Mar 17, 2016
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Please Don't Ask My Walls To Talk
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! I had such a fun time tonight. What a great quiz. Thanks to St. Patrick's Day shenanigans and the Paint Night folks not hosting a "Get Wasted and Paint Something" party, we were sent to the back bar. I personally thought it was a perfect place for us to hide out and do some good ol' fashioned quizzing. Though I hear that Blarney Stoners Anonymous nearly missed my sign directing people to the back bar. Take a look at the pictures, I thought we were being really clever using the paint night sign and adding "Ub Quiz" next to the "P" in "Paint Night." Apparently it was too subtle for some of our quizzers. Another reason to like us on facebook.com/GeeksAtAlleyKatz.
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Tuesday, Mar 15, 2016
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When I think of Trustworthy Celebrities, I think of OJ Simpson.
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! This was an incredibly suspenseful quiz! Our top 6 teams were pretty evenly matched all night long. Most of our teams jokered in round 2, so the scores were really high most of the night. When we reached the end of quiz, I Lost My Lesbian in Arizona stumbled away with the pity pitcher. I believe they went with margaritas - such a shame I wasn't drinking tonight, they probably would have spotted me one.  Marco Antonio Rubio is an Anagram For "I Am A Robot Unicorn" and Indiana Jones and the Election of Doom tied again tonight. Though this time they tied for first so we didn't have to hear another heart-wrenching
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.


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Alley Katz (Midtown)
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Thursday, Mar 10, 2016
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Super Mario Brothers Should Have Won The Oscar
Josh Prime

Hey Geeks! First off, Happy Birthday Michelle!!! I would never have guessed you were celebrating. I couldn't read the clues. Between your team name, It's My Birthday, Buy My Cider and Tacos, and the stack of balloons on your table-you really put the "b" in "subtle" with that one. Regardless, I hope you had fun at quiz and a great birthday! It certainly was an interesting quiz. Round two featured a new rule set in which you had to figure out who sung both songs being played, or gave the title they both shared. It sounded easy, but it was pretty tough. Hillary Duff was one of the harder ones. I had completely forgotten that Lizzie McGuire tried
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Hey Friends, I'm Josh Prime and I am from the most hated state in the country, New Jersey (seriously, they did studies). Whatever, I don't have to pump my own gas and never make left turns so... deal with it. Sometimes I mispronounce things and blame being from Jersey too, maybe that's why people hate the state. Aside from my Jersey pride, I am all about pop culture and video games (Nick Arcade anyone?... Anyone?). I keep suggesting a round on 90's Nickelodeon, I want to see everyone rocking out to the All That Theme song - remember when that was a thing? It's been real, it's been fun, its been real fun. See ya at the quiz.