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402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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Euphemism Off!
The Fortress

That’s right folks, last night we had ourselves a good ol’ Euphemism off, present your best euphemism for this question:   R4 Q8: Legend has it that Pope John the Twelfth died in the saddle - that is to say, doing what thing that Popes really aren't supposed to do?   Of course, the answer is having sex, and a few of the teams wrote that but for the actual participation in the euphemism off, here are my rankings from worst to first:   Horizontal Mambo “intercourse”, submitted by Alcohooligans Flogging the Bishop, submitted by A Jerk, A Snatch and a Giant Angry Gash Hailing
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Keep it Tight, Keep it Right!
The Fortress

It never fails in quiz that when someone doesn’t know the answer they will just right down the funniest thing they can think of in that particular category. So last night in for an exercise question and a certain super common callisthenic exercise, instead of putting down a callisthenic exercise, they put down what I would consider a strength training exercise. In getting great bad answers, I like to judge them by how close they are to the actual answer, big points if they are funny but way off the mark, and medium points if it was just a clever mistake. No points if you write “Cher” for every answer you don’t get. You must couple her with some to make her more
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Geek Bowl Is Over?
The Fortress

Well even still I met a really nice woman named Rainey who came to quiz while she waited for her flight. The reason why I bring her up is because she was in town for the yearly extravaganza, Geek Bowl!   So I’m going to chronicle my Geek Bowl experience for you.   Friday at 4:00 pm: I leave work in order to put on my awesome Grunge costume that I put together because Geek Bowl was in Seattle. Due to a series of unfortunate events, the normally reliable shuttle I take too and from work didn’t get me to my car for 2 hours. It normally takes 25 min.   7:00 pm: I finally show up to the party, I’ve forgotten my ticket
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Why with the snow?
The Fortress

What the heck is going on here?! The best social media post I’ve seen about this weather was: Mother Nature: You can't have all four seasons in a week. PNW: Hold my beer.   When I read that, I honestly couldn’t find the lie. I mean, we’ve definitely had all 4 seasons in a week. If I had to guess why we’ve had such stupid weather this week, I’d have the following guesses: Mother Nature just found out she’s a side chick. Mother Nature’s dog died this week. Mother Nature got the call from the illuminati and is
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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Martin Schorsazy
The Fortress

It was a surprisingly eventful night at Odin. There was no free beer, but we did have a man run with a baby, as well as a large contingency of Patriot’s fans as well as a round where the only answer spelled correctly was Spielberg (See in the title my most favorite spelling of Scorsese) in addition to an accusation of cheating. Let’s return to my favorite part of the evening, a man running with a baby! So one of my teams had a baby last month, she is adorable but that is beside the point. The point is I was asking a bonus question and the group was initially stumped, then the crowd parted like the Red Sea because a man was running carrying a practically
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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The Week of the Free 6-Pack!
The Fortress

Yeah that’s right, that happened! Last night at Odin Brewery, the owner gave each quizzer…not each team…not one for every six people; each and every person got a 6 pack of Hilliard’s IPA! So to all of my quizzers thanks for coming out and hanging with me at Odin, and stay awesome! Let’s talk about quiz…we got beer! Ok, let’s talk about what happened at quiz…we got beer! The one thing that I must admit is worth noting, is that I, a grown woman couldn’t say vagina without laughing. Something else I would be loath to forget, THERE WAS A BABY! One of my regular teams had a baby a few weeks and we finally got to meet
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Jan 23, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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There is Fruit on my Burger??
The Fortress

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun; the question was simple, identify the fruit. I felt that this was a simple question with only one possible answer. I was mistaken.   So let’s eliminate Beef, special sauce and cheese, because those are clearly not fruit. We are left with pickles, onions, sesame seeds and bread. I’ll also eliminate lettuce and bread. So here we sit with a 50/50 chance of getting this question right. Let’s do a small bit of research just because we can.   Fruit: (n) The sweet and fleshy product of a tree or other plant that contains seed and
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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Woke White People
The Fortress

Something that I bring up every once in a while, but I don’t go on long tangents about, today is not exception, is woke white people   According to Urban Dictionary –             Woke (n): Being Woke means being aware.. Knowing what’s going on in the community (Relating to Racism and Social Injustice) Person 1: Stop bringing racism into everything Person 2 : Your clearly not woke   Now, when you hear the term woke, it is normally not used to describe elderly white people. However yesterday I had the pleasure
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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WE HAD A BABY!
The Fortress

Ok, we didn’t have a baby, but a baby was had by a pair of my quizzers. While I haven’t seen the little bambino or bambina, I am excited to know that our quiz family has grown! In their honor one of their team members came and held it down solo under the team name Maternity Ward. Seriously hope once the happy mom and pop are feeling up to it they bring the baby in.   Let’s talk about the other teams in attendance. Walking away with an impressive first place victory was “Stone Cold” Steve Ice Cream. also they won the unofficial best team name prize, administered through this blog! It’s not a quiz unless
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Jan 02, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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2017 has started, and there's no stopping it!
Ellie

What up Odin Brewing! Happy New Year! I did a little subbing tonight for the regular host Baillie. Odin is a pretty cool spot. The teams are full at 6 people so the competition is pretty strong. There were 3 teams tonight but it was a full house! To full in fact, 4-fitted had 8 players, and knew from the beginning they were playing for fun; kind of like the 49ers were during week 17 against the Hawks. Wheel House and Team Wilson were rule followers and in it to win it. I’ve had a weird second day of the New Year. I woke up this morning and checked my bank account that said I had used Lyft twice during the night. That didn’t
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I like: Dogs. SEAHAWKS! Puppies. Karaoke. Cheese. Sushi. Thai Food. Sitting on my couch. Cruise Ships. Finding people who let me hang out on their boat. Pretending I know about politics, but mostly just reading headlines of articles on FB. Continuously scrolling through Instagram. Singing along to Disney Songs and Musicals. Memes. Shows I excessively reference as if they are my actual life: The Office. Always Sunny. Friends. New Girl. Parks and Rec. I dislike: The rain. Most Cats. People who disagree with me. People with poor phone skills. This guy I once dated who spelt had with an e at the end. Bread. Waking up to an alarm. Tequila. Fun Facts All About Me: My full-time job is an administrative assistant. I usually have at least 10 post-it notes stuck to my computer. I'm a dual citizen, American and British. I was once told I had meningitis and was going to die, but turns out it was just an allergic reaction. I wish I could use hashtags and emojis in all correspondents. Always.


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Dec 26, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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I Need to Complain about Amazon
The Fortress

I wish I had a better attitude about this, but I need to complain about how Amazon has really upset me! 6 days ago, I ordered a t-shirt on Amazon for my boyfriends’ mom. I ordered it with the knowledge that it typically takes 3-5 days for this item to actual ship. As I would like to have this item before I see BFM (boyfriend’s mom) next week, I paid an extra $3.99 to have the item shipped next-day mail. Today (the 6th day) I get an email from Amazon saying that my item shipped (WOOT!) as I read the email I find that my shirt isn’t supposed to arrive until the 31st, with is more than one day from today, the 27th.   Not
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Dec 19, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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We Play With Passion!!
Ellie

Tonight I did a little sub action at Odin Brewery and man it was crazy. This players are in-it-to-win-it and passionate about it. The teams here are large, in fact, I had a 13 person team that was told to divide up and play against each other. They took their 3 best players and put them on 3 different teams, Millennial Falcons, Chicken Waffles and J-Dawgs & The Disciples, none of those teams placed. Better luck next time. Maybe they should split their teams up like they do on The Office. They need to put all their best players on one team, and all their not so best players on another team, and if TV is true (which it is) the not so best
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I like: Dogs. SEAHAWKS! Puppies. Karaoke. Cheese. Sushi. Thai Food. Sitting on my couch. Cruise Ships. Finding people who let me hang out on their boat. Pretending I know about politics, but mostly just reading headlines of articles on FB. Continuously scrolling through Instagram. Singing along to Disney Songs and Musicals. Memes. Shows I excessively reference as if they are my actual life: The Office. Always Sunny. Friends. New Girl. Parks and Rec. I dislike: The rain. Most Cats. People who disagree with me. People with poor phone skills. This guy I once dated who spelt had with an e at the end. Bread. Waking up to an alarm. Tequila. Fun Facts All About Me: My full-time job is an administrative assistant. I usually have at least 10 post-it notes stuck to my computer. I'm a dual citizen, American and British. I was once told I had meningitis and was going to die, but turns out it was just an allergic reaction. I wish I could use hashtags and emojis in all correspondents. Always.


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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Kid 'N Play
The Fortress

So I got to talking to a group of regulars about Geek Bowl XI. We discussed how this year, we are Quizzing for a Cause, specifically to benefit Child's Play. And they asked me, if they won if they could then donate their winning to Kid ‘n Play. While I don’t know if Kid ‘n Play have a non-profit, I don’t know anyone who would just turn down!   Not much to report last night, the highlights were Those Scoundrels walked away victorious, and we settled on a round 8 theme music. We have decided that The
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Dec 05, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:00 pm]
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ID Please
The Fortress

I more than anyone else appreciate good sportsmanship. I’ve written about it, but I think there are some nuances necessary. While I SUPER appreciate anyone who cheers for other teams, it’s OK to cheer just a little bit louder for yourself, if for no other reason than to identify yourself. I need to know who all of you are, so I can give shit to the correct team as well has appropriately spin out a few good jobs.   I would also like to say that tonight was one of my better playlists, which I put together as I went along. Here are the tunes we jammed to:   Don’t Cry –
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Nov 28, 2016
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The Perfect Layover Treat
The Fortress

Quiz has been a perfect time filler for a lot of people. I’ve seen people in because they are in town on a business trip. I’ve had families in from out of town, kids home from college and even folks hashing out friendly rivalries. But last time was the only time I’ve ever been told, we’re here until it’s time to go to the airport. It was nice to have a new team even if at the end their comment was, “No mean to rush you but where do we pick up our winnings? It’s time for us to go.” Good job, Waiting for a Plane, and safe travels!   For those of you who don’t know, the Apple Cup was this past weekend.
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together! 


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Odin Brewing
402 Baker Blvd.
Tukwila, WA
98188
Monday, Nov 21, 2016
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This is why Baillie is Supposed to Eat Before Quiz
The Fortress

Because I was hungry the entire time! I had a plate of ribs and couldn’t appropriately enjoy them due the quiz so I just drank a bunch of hard cider. But I will admit freely, that it was a jam! We had to bring in another table! Let me say that again, we had enough teams that we had to BRING. IN. ANOTHER. TABLE!!! This was a huge win for this little group of dedicated quizzers, we’ve officially started a movement. Part of our movement as well as part of the reason I shouldn’t be allowed to have a ton of hard cider on an empty stomach is because I will go on random tangent on Game of Thrones, why the show is trash and how I washed my hands of the show once Joffrey died. Another
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Yeah, well what can I say about myself...A LOT! 

But I won't. I'm just your regular quiz-mistressing chick on in the city. Sounds like a million dollar sitcom idea to me. 

Actually QM's are more of 250K reality show idea on MTV. My show would be akin to Jersey Shore, but no fist pumping or pregnant short people. 

...but back to me. I'm called The Fortress...no idea why though, so come out and see me in action and maybe we can come up with some ideas why together!