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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Apr 20, 2016
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Your 420 Surprise Was NOT Weed, It Was Whitney
WhitneyWhitworth

Well aren’t you guys a sight for sore eyes- and I’m not just saying that because my eyes are burning from all of the weed smoke in the air tonight. Listen, I sincerely didn’t think that 420 would be such a big deal still, since, you know, it’s legal, but during a break, I walked outside in to a cloud of smoke that Snoop D O double G couldn’t have created himself. And, to top that off, there were hundreds (exaggeration) of people standing outside in line at the pie place and the ice cream joint, which, conveniently, are right next door to each other, and to Hotel Hotel.   But seriously, I’ve missed you beautiful quiz babies that I raised
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Apr 13, 2016
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The One Man Team
Quiz Wiggles

An older gentleman ambled into Hotel Hotel last night, an unassuming lone wanderer with a stained t-shirt and a pint of beer all to himself.  Unaware of the Wednesday night pub quiz tradition, he coyly saddled up to the stage and asked me what all the hoopla with the microphone and the pencils was all about.  So I told him "Sir, what we have here is a pub quiz. Questions are asked, answers are attempted, and only the boldest and the bravest go home with the spoils of war." He eyed me suspiciously after such a saucy quip, and asked what kind of questions exactly. I said "Well see here, sir, pretty much anything--from politics, to pop culture, to bizarre medical curiosities and
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Apr 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Ronan Tynan--The BEST Irish Tenor
Quiz Wiggles

Last night's T-shit Contest Prize = priceless. Here are 5 reasons why Ronan Tynan is my favorite Irish Tenor and should be yours too: 1. He did not formally study voice until he was 33.  33 years old!  That means there is still time for the majority of us almost thirty-somethings to have a career in the arts that is just as inspiring.   2. Due to a childhood sickness he had to have his legs cut off.  But that did not put the fire out in his soul.  Oh, no!  Tynan has amassed eighteen gold medals and fourteen world records of which he still holds nine.  He sings AND he's a jock.   3. And he sang this inspirational
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Mar 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Quizmistress Returns
Quiz Wiggles

Well, well, well.  Look at you Hotel Hotel.  Time hasn't changed you, not one bit.  After all this time, you're still as ornery and clever and good looking as I remember you.  Thanks for welcoming this ol' girl back into your good graces last night.  I've been around and I've seen some things, but nothing beats a slice of Meat Pizza and a dry cider with you fine folk.   And thanks for bringing your A-game to quiz last night!  Congratulations to the three teams tying for third place, and exaltations on high for the two of those teams who actually participated in the tiebreaker.  As for the third team, I have nothing but scorn for your
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Mar 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It Was a Pleasure to Quiz-sit for You Lovelies
WhitneyWhitworth

Guys, quizsters, my lil’ babies… our time together has come to an end (at least for the moment.) I really enjoyed my last three months with you. You’ve all been so awesome, like my own personal Beyonce’s. If I liked physical contact, I would have hugged you all. Even those of you who tell me not to take your photos or look at you. We had our good times and bad, well, just that bee incident, really. I also have to let you know, there was another wasp(?) that crawled on me today. Yikes. Maybe it is a sign that Meaghan is ready to come back when fugging mother nature starts attacking me. I promise that I will come back and sub whenever I can. I will miss
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Mar 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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So Bugged, I Almost Took My Shirt Off
WhitneyWhitworth

Normally, I’m a pretty passive person. I don’t eat animals. I tend to put spiders outside. But let me tell you this, in all earnest, be it a bug or a person, IF YOU TOUCH ME AND I DON’T WANT YOU TO I WILL KILL YOU. KILL. YOU. Dead. Our little bug friend found that out the hard way tonight. I thank my conquering hero and heroine for capturing that little bug bastard so that I could sacrifice his life LIVE ON STAGE while Dashboard Confessional played in the background. I stomped the life out of that shitbag and put him on public display for all of his little bug buddies to see. You know, as a warning, like biblical times. I was told by our winning team that this bug is actually
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Mar 09, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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One More Time (Okay, Two)
WhitneyWhitworth

So we meet again. Me- looking as average-as-hell as ever. You guys, looking slightly above average. I’m just a girl, standing in front of a shit load of other girls and some guys, asking you to quiz with me. And, without failure, you’ve responded admirably to my advances.   We had some pretty tough rounds tonight, so I applaud you on your hard fought efforts. I always feel like when I give you the choice between solo artist or the band of which they made famous, things end poorly. Not for all of you, but man, limiting your options really seems to make things harder- counter intuitive as it is. However,  you guys generally nailed that round on bitchin’
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Mar 02, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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No One Cares about You, Ted Danson (Except for Quiz Mistress Whitney)
WhitneyWhitworth

HALLO, quizzards, we are in our last month together. Can you believe we are two-thirds through our stint together already? I will miss your height... and your ability to take my jokes in with minimal eye-rolls. Le sigh. We still have three more quizzes together though and lots of pizza, beers, and questions to get through, so cheer up precious.   Tonight was slightly less sweat inducing than last week. Listen, I’ve done hot yoga exactly once in my life and I swear to gawd, sometimes, at Hotel Hotel, I’d rather just go back to that bendy hellscape, at least temperature wise. Really, hot yoga is just like sauna twister without all of the overt sexualness. Am
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Feb 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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26 Teams Is like the Orgy I Never Knew I Asked for... or Knew I Wanted
WhitneyWhitworth

Hello Quizzers, goodbye February. That’s right, this is the last quiz we have in February at Hotel Hotel. Next time I see your mugs, it will be March. Do we get to spend the Ides of March together? Lemme check… no. I guess there will be no back stabbing at our quiz. Not this year at least.  Drats.   Guys, NINETY-FIVE MUDDA FUGGING POINTS. That was what our first placers scored. I guess, with 26 teams, you’re bound to get some pretty high scores, I guess, but man oh man. I don’t know where to start- with the highest score I’ve ever had or with the highest number of teams for which I’ve ever hosted. Here is how the score board broke
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Feb 17, 2016
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Turns Out, Timberland Wrote the Soundtrack to Our Lives
WhitneyWhitworth

  Well, pall-o-roonies, thank you for welcoming me into your quiz home once more while your mother-quizzer Meghan is making her dreams come true. For some of you, I made your quiz dreams come true- especially if you walked away with a fabulous prize, or at least some free beer. The score boards confirm the following:   Snatchbox 20 93 1 Lizzard Children 88 2
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hotel Hotel, You Gotta PIZZA My Heart <3
WhitneyWhitworth

Hello beautiful(s). Have I ever told you how great you look from my stage view? Great. It’s great. I’m going to miss you when your real mom comes back and swoops you up in her arms and whisks you away to whatever magical land she has in store for you. Le sigh. We still have a month-and-a-half together. So how will we spend it? Why torturing you with nearly impossible rounds, of course.   Take tonight for example. Round number six. Sheeit, guys, that round was painful for most of you. Well, one team out of the 19 of ya’s scored a perfect eight, solidifying my theory that most of you are neither farmers nor professional mathleats. Round number eight also
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
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I'm Not a Movie Screen, You Don't Have to Duck when You Walk in Front of Me.
WhitneyWhitworth

Ah yes, another week where we found ourselves crying on the bathroom floor because everyone has left us and our childhoods were a thinly veiled lie at Hotel Hotel for a pub quiz. You guys ne’er seem to amaze me with how smart you are. I really can say, there aren’t too many dummies that walk through our doors.   Really, round eight was the only truly problematic round. Your audio round deserved a round of applause, because you guys KILLED it. You were also fairly on-point with your name choices for the evening- my favorite being So No One Told You Life Was Going to be this Way, to wit THEE
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jan 27, 2016
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Buttholes All the Way Down
WhitneyWhitworth

Holy Christ at the last supper. TWENTY-FOUR TEAMS! 24 teams. And two dogs. Guys, I think this is the biggest quiz that I’ve ever hosted. That many bodies created a super heat in Hotel Hotel, causing to ALMOST be forced in to having a stripped down version of our quiz. I, myself, took off as much clothing as I was legally allowed to. I don’t think that the heat, however, negatively affected your brains, because when we look at the score board, our top team of the night, Sweaty Quiz on My Face, had a whopping 86 points with only two 16 point rounds to do so in- see also, the scores below:   Sweaty
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Alan Rickman Lives Forever in Snape Porn
WhitneyWhitworth

Howdy, howdy, howdy. I think that this may be the only time that I have even embraced that greeting. Growing up in the country, things like that kind of lose their luster after a while. I will share with you, my new (and temporary) quiz family, I have ridden a sheep before- it is called mutton busting. I was, like, 10, and my parents made me do it for the rodeo. I lasted about five seconds and cried a lot. AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME THAT I CRIED.   Just like my life, there is no crying in quizzing. Not even for last place, and second to last place there is especially no crying, because you won a free pitcher of beer. The scores were crazy tonight, even with the dramatic
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jan 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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De-Bugged for Her Pleasure
WhitneyWhitworth

Why hello there. I’ve been waiting for you. All of you. I’ve been waiting all week, my sick voice on standby, just so I could sensually read you the following beetle names: dongram, cockchafer, pissode, kumbang. Oh yeah… can you hear my phlegm, right now, coughing trough those words? You’re welcome. Now, you won’t sleep tonight because of my creepy-ass death rattle and the fact that you are reminded of that Creep Show short about the guys- the neat-freak- who lives in an all-white sterile bachelor pad that gets infested by cockroaches. SWEET DREEEEEAAAAMS. But seriously, come back to me. Don’t let that deter
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jan 06, 2016
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Birthday Birthday at Hotel Hotel
WhitneyWhitworth

Wow! What a first quiz, you guys. I know that it is typically pretty busy at Hotel Hotel, but it is nice to see that you all didn’t just jump ship while Meaghan takes a few months off to better herself with a higher education. Also, just know that I considered you all part of my birthday celebration. I wrote my mom via text and told her that about a hundred people showed up to my birthday party. She was impressed! Also, special shout out to Cooper, who had a legit birthday today (whilst mine is technically on the 8th.) And special shout out to yellow shirt- your sheer height was super helpful tonight.   Let’s get to the highs and lows of
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS.