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Wednesday, Aug 24, 2016
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The One Where I Talk About My Lactose Intolerance
WhitneyWhitworth

Mon petit quizzards- another day in the books! First, I would like to welcome our newest score keeper, Kristin. Personally, I think we need to come up with the most bad ass nick name this side of the University Bridge for her. If you have any suggestions, I will reward the best one with a shot from the bar next week. I’m dead cereal. I’m also forgetful, so you’ll have to remind me… maybe… probably.   Here are a few things I want to remind/inform you of, before I get to the leader board. First, my fish at work died today. He was a magical neopluradon, or some sort of sucker fish whose dinosaur name evades me. His actual name was never determined-
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Aug 17, 2016
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American Beauty and the Quiz Mistress
WhitneyWhitworth

Hello my quiz babies, mama missed you. Sometimes, children, when I leave you alone for a week, I expect to come back and everyone has broken limbs or something. I really do, be it hosting a quiz, breaking up fights between my three cats or taking care of buiz-naz at work, feel like a glorified mother (as though mothers get glory, like, ever.) It’s okay, my grown-ass children, I will hold your hand through the big scary quiz if you need it. I mean, we have asked a lot of Trump questions in the past, and that shit is straight up frightening.   Tonight, however, there were none, and it is, with great pleasure, that I can type this sentence. However, we did cover a wide
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
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Wednesday, Aug 10, 2016
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You Guys Are Worth More than Rio Gold, to Me!
WhitneyWhitworth

My quizzards. I hope you have recovered after last night’s heat stroke. My gosh, we developed quite the sweat lodge. I mean, I’ve always wanted to find some sort of quizer/Quiz Mistress bonding activity, but I didn’t think we would gather, the lot of us, for hot yoga. For the record- yes, I was wearing my yoga pants, so maybe, on some subconscious level, I did know that this would be the day.   The heat had me a little flustered, and though there was some turbulence, I Delta’d my way out of that crap. Sometimes, you just got to admit to yourself that your dinosaur of a computer may need to Griffy its way in to retirement.   Technology
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Aug 03, 2016
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Our Quiz Really IS a Mashup of The Exorcist Meets Sound of Music
WhitneyWhitworth

Welp, guys, as far as pick-me-ups go, you folks were on the money tonight, even if some of your answers were for pure fun, and not point drivin- such as the answer “this round is IstanBULLSHIT” when it came to your, well, Istanbull portion of the quiz. I also like the fifteen different ways I learned to spell piranha tonight (and, even as I type this, being a child who flunked her spelling class in fourth grade AND after reading piranha 19 times tonight, I still managed to misspell it while I was writing this up.) And, I also learned that The Exorcist is, apparently, easily confused, somehow, for The Sound of Music. Most importantly, when breaking the
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jul 27, 2016
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Remember to Spay and Neuter Your Pets
WhitneyWhitworth

I would like to dub tonight “the battle of the Bobs,” because one of the highlights for me was our second place Bob-off between Bob Loblaw Strikes Back and Not Great, Bob! who both tied on the scoreboard and had to settle it the old fashioned way, by rapid fire naming as many famous Bobs as they possibly could. And while this could have gone on for minutes, it really only lasted a few rounds. In the end, Not Great Bob! was great, as they walked away with the twenty dollar gift certificate. Woo! The rest of the score board looked a little like this:   The
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jul 20, 2016
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Trump- The Merkin of the Pube World
WhitneyWhitworth

Salutations, friends! It’s been a whole week since our mascot died. What did you do to celebrate his life? I hope you got out in a park and fed some birds, or watched some NatGeo docs or something. I, myself, spent a chunk of my weekend being chased by my somewhat feral pixie bob, so it was like I was embodying our dead feathered friend. All of that got put aside though, so that we could celebrate more happy times together. Our quiz last night definitely one of those times. I mean, seriously, guys, how can you
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
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Hardison, We Hardly Knew Ye
WhitneyWhitworth

It’s not every quiz that I have something important to say- in fact, it’s not any recap that I have something important to say, but due to our recent loss tonight of one of our own Fremont regulars, Hardison the Crow, I’m going to utilize this space with a brief memorial. But before I get to that, let me just recap what we knew about Hardison. He was a crow/raven/black bird (it’s hard to tell from his practically obliterated corpse,) and he loved his literal bird’s eye view from atop the power transformer of our quiz. He seemed kind of young, so his life was taken from him far too soon, but freak accidents happen, even in nature. Anyway, here is the tribute
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Tuesday, Jul 05, 2016
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Pure Moods Is Our Next Quiz Playlist
WhitneyWhitworth

So, it looks like there was some sort of sportsball game on tonight. I’m thrilled that you little quizzlets chose me over Ichiro. Is he even a thing anymore? Did Trump deport him? I feel like he did, or has probably alluded to it. Seriously, I’ve seen boiled hotdogs that look better and more attractive than that ball zit, and I’m a vegetarian. Do you ever find yourself writing a blog in a crowded bar next to a bunch of parents who have ditched their kiddos for the evening so that they can sing Shoop? I am in that situation right now. And to think, just mere hours ago we had started our journey through quiztopia, exploring all sorts of double W words- and
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Like the Way You Werk It, No Doge-ity
WhitneyWhitworth

My quizzlets! We meet again! And again, and again, or so it was prophesized by the red woman, so get prepared because Whitney is coming- and now crying, because I am once again reminded that it will be another year before the next Game of Thrones. God, I hate suspense. Okay, whatever, we aren’t going to talk about Game of Thrones because we have other topics to cover. Like how effing awesome you guys were tonight. Cereal-sly, out of fifteen teams, all but one jokered early in the game, using their double points on round two, which everyone scored 13 points or
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
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Just Call Me Ms. Hannigan
WhitneyWhitworth

Lil’ quizlets, I’m back, and I've adopted you for good this time. I'm basically your Ms. Hanigan (yes, I know, she isn't the one who adopts Annie, per se,) except with more alcohol, less cigarettes, and what may be a bigger distaste for children. I’m very happy to call Hotel Hotel my own, and now we really have time to get to know each other. You know, as intimately as a mistress and her subjects ever can. Okay, enough about that before it gets too weird, let’s move right on in to talking about the questions. You guys seemed to tackle your Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox covers with ease, effortlessly answer questions about our celebrity crab
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS. 


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
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Tis been an Honor
Quiz Wiggles

Dear Hotel Hotel,   Thanks for the last year of bonus beer questions, t-shirt contests, and epic dance battles. Along with Meat Pizza and Spire Cider you've somehow managed to make Wednesdays not only bearable but something to look forward to.  I once again go forth to disappear into those hallowed halls of learning known as graduate school. Pray that someday I will return from the other side. But guess what... your favorite babysitter is back!  You will be left in the excellent hands of Quizmistress Whitney! Please go on and keep our traditions alive.    xo, Meaghan
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jun 08, 2016
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Birthday Girl Wins Neck and Neck T-shirt Contest
Quiz Wiggles

Hands down best participation in the t-shirt contest ever!  6 t-shirt contestants total, here was the line-up: 1. Slug t-shit that had raised Braille lettering on it--it was real Braille, I touched it! 2. Birthday girl wearing a saucy shoulder-less number that she claims she had to go dumpster diving for because of her commitment to zero waste. 3. DIY girl who created an awesome flowing shoulder shrug from an old dress she didn't like. So cute! 4. A guy wearing a SkyRim shirt--nerds unite! 5. A guy wearing a nerdy equation shirt--geeks unite! 6. A guy wearing a crazy surfer shirt--surfers unite!   All in all Hotel
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, Jun 01, 2016
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Two Identical Nicks
Quiz Wiggles

So two Nicks walk into a bar coincidentally wearing the same retro Jurassic Park t-shirt. Neither have met each other before. They are approximately the same size, height, and complexion.  Their respective friend groups finding this hilarious, peer pressure them to join the t-shirt contest. However, seeing as they have the same t-shit that does not a t-shirt contest make.  So what are the good people of the bar to do other than establish some other measurement of victory for the same-sized Nicks with their duplicate t-shirts.  Some suggest a dance off... both Nicks decline.  Some suggest they take their shirts
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
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Scaramouche & Fandango
Quiz Wiggles

In case you were wondering... Scaramouche: a stock character in the Italian commedia dell'arte that burlesques the Spanish don and is characterized by boastfulness and cowardliness   Fandango: a fast Spanish dance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOcR-8M45s     THE MORE YOU KNOW!!!!
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
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Sharing life's lemons with you
Quiz Wiggles

So sometimes you don't get to go to Queen Bey's concert... that's when you turn up the stereo and play back to back Beyonce hits for two hours during quiz and gift those you love with a bag of lemons for the sake of Lemonade.  Thanks for keeping me company while we were not at the concert last night you guys.  You are definitely the second best thing I could've done with my Wednesday night.  I hope I was at least first or second for you too. ;)   Until next week! QM Meaghan
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My name is Meaghan.  I make weird voices and corny puns and stupid theme songs.  My theme songs are usually melodically interesting, but don't make a lot of literal sense.  Sometimes people think it's funny.  Sometimes it's just awkward.  When I am not quizzing I like to ribbon dance with cats.


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HotelHotel PizzaBar (formerly The Dubliner)
3515 Fremont Avenue North
Seattle, WA
98103
Wednesday, May 11, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Will Be Your Father Figure...
WhitneyWhitworth

Who loves you? I’ll give you a hint? It’s not your parents. It’s not your ex. It’s me! I do! Every time I see you, I feel like breaking in to Seal’s Kiss from a Rose. I’ll be honest, I don’t even know what that song means, exactly, but I know how it makes me feel- and it makes me feel the same way seeing your Hollywood plastic surgery-less faces.   I hope you feel the same- or at least feel the same about the questions. Tonight, we had some pretty bitchin’ rounds. Though the director round was a bit of a doozie, even after we made it easier and only offered you one point. However, you guys made up for it with your
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Full-time cat mom. Part-time karaoke junkie. My crafting skillz are off the chiz-ARTS.