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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, May 22, 2017
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Kidz Bop Presents Sucking
Jake

Hey y’all! It is hot today in Portland – we crept into the 90s, which is way too hot for me. Luckily here at Henry’s we live in air-conditioned splendor, and the conditions were cool and lovely inside. Round 2 was called I’m a Graduate of the Kidz Bop Academy, and thank Allah that it didn’t actually mean the Kidz Bop singers. Do you know about these awful things? I was witness to it only once, when at my local record store it was played as a lark. It is horrible. It’s not just kids singing, but rather groups of kids, so that I guess it’ll make the kid listening to it want to sing along?
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, May 15, 2017
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You Missed Out, KENT.
Jake

Hello, Henry’s! So much crap to talk about tonight! Let’s get into it: I mentioned how Robin Williams in Mrs. Doubtfire is the absolute worst human, and I’m including his stand-up. Don’t believe me? Buzzfeed does a pretty good job of reminding you how insane the ‘90s actually were. We had some new and returning teams too! Team Smoke showed up a bit late but were able to make a god showing, and it was great to see Schnapps for Breakfast return. We
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, May 01, 2017
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I Heart New Teams
Jake

Hello, Henry’s! Oh my my, what a fun night. We had awesome new teams in house, and I hope they’ll come back! There were the twin teams in house in Benny and the Jets, battling against their friends/foes Kool Kids and while they finished they both finished down in the basement on the score sheet, it was the best battle of the night. There was also Is This a Joke and Horchata, two more teams visiting us the first time. We also had Schnapps for Breakfast, new transplants from Philadelphia and (now) ex-Quizo members. Welcome to the club! And finally,
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Apr 24, 2017
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Argh, Blazers...
Jake

Oh man, the Blazers got BEAT DOWN last night. That was… hard to watch. As quiz was running, I’d turn around to see the kind of score that usually only occurs when the Harlem Globetrotters beat up some high school team. Though every dark cloud has a silver lining, and that lining is that now the Blazers are out, I’ll get all my sports fan quizzers back! But hey, at least the Timbers won. There is so much happening in the news right now! O’Reilly’s butt finally got tossed (did you know he used to work for KATU in Portland?), we’re approaching the first 100 days
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Apr 17, 2017
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I Have the Best Quizzers; They're Tremendous
Jake

Hot damn, I got such a cool job. When you think about it, we’re very defined by our work. We’re there for a third of a day during the week (some of us, even more), and a lot of our socializing happens there. Over the years, I’ve met some great friends and others at work. Thing is, when you work a “traditional” job, maybe something in an office, you work with others, run into people in the lunch room, someone throws a Super Bowl party, etc., you meet people. My day job is pretty isolating, so really, it’s my night job where I really get the chance to socialize. And even though in those two hours I am the QUIZGOD, I really do relish
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Apr 10, 2017
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Crazy Quiz Night
Jake

Wow, what a night! ALL the things happened this evening. First, we played down in the main bar, which hasn’t occurred in some time. Normally we have our own little slice of quiz up in the Billiards room. Then we had an audition, who gave you quizzers the rare opportunity to just shout out the answers, like some sort of quiz heathens. Then, I also had a QM in training with Deborah, who was a wicked fast scorer – She’ll do just fine. Then of course, we had a packed house, with all tables full, and some teams of four having to crowd around tiny little tables. Y’all were good sports! And despite
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
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"A Quiz Night at Henry's," or, "I Couldn't Think of a Title"
Jake

Hey, Henry’s Quizzers! What a fun night tonight. I know I’ve said it a million times, but I love new teams – I feel like they bring a new dynamic to the "quizzing floor." (You know, like “killing floor,” but far, far more vicious.) For starters, we had Super Fictional Anime Animals, who took fourth as a first time team. Not too shabby, right? Team name of the night went to the winning team, Luey Hewis & The Fake News. Nice. I love their song “I Want a New Drug (and I will charge the American public 800% more than I used to).” Great song! Darkest Timeline
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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My Regulars
Jake

We had a small but spirited crowd tonight at Henry’s, and let me tell you something – this is the only job I’ve ever had where I like the regulars. Have you ever had a job where people act they own the joint? I’m sure this happens in numerous trades, but often in the restaurant industry, which I have been a part for many a year. Regulars are the worst. Not for everyone mind you – Some people love regulars. But there’s something so off-putting about somebody plunking down in whatever seat they want, expecting you to remember their order, then they get all butthurt if you don’t. Hey pal, I’ve got 100 other people who come
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
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(Un)lucky 13th?
Jake

We had all sorts of new teams tonight here at Henry’s, including one from across the pond in London! It was a lot of fun in there as Colin and Stacy served y’all. So let’s talk about these rounds, shall we? We had some mighty good scores. Round 1 featured answers that were also the names of comic book superheroes. The toughest one was definitely Spawn, which was a mighty popular ‘90s comic book series that made a name of Todd McFarlane. Round 2 was a toughie, as there was a bit more pop music than usual. I’m sorry, but anyone really tell the difference between Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Zendaya, or any of
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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We're Back, in More Ways Than One
Jake

Hey, Henry’s! I just returned from our Annual Geek Bowl, the biggest pub quiz gathering in America, if not the World. Coming from our own venue here at Henry’s was the illustrious Les Quizarables, who came in at #83 of 212 in the best pub quiz teams in America. If you break it down through the 40 states Geeks Who Drink is in, that means that that if we had 2 top teams in each state we run in, they’d be one. That’s legit AF. There was so much happening at Geek Bowl – We overlooked the Elliot Bay as quizzers competed to see who was the best of the best. The winner took home $11,000, which is no joke. And oh… I met Ken Jennings!
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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STEPMOTHER!!!
Jake

Well, it was nice night here at Henry’s as we had a few new teams in JAM on it! and Robert DROP TABLES; (Semicolon) which as I learned, is quite possibly the smartest team name I may have ever encountered. But the quiz – Dang that quiz! It was tough tonight! Round 1 featured answers with feelings. Gross. I heard about those once, but ever since my priest told me to keep feelings buried deep down inside me, I’ve done just that. I’m now an impenetrable wall of stoicism. Round 2 featured song with annoying vocal riffs. Speaking of which,
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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Point/Counterpoint: Valentine's Day
Jake

Point/Counterpoint: Valentine’s Day By Quizmaster Jake & Vanessa Foreword: Normally, a fellow Quizmaster would debate with me over the subject of the week, but he has come down with a severe case of Chlamydia. So my ex-girlfriend Vanessa, who has been the counterpoint to my point for the last two years, will provide insight and commentary. Enjoy! Question: Why does Valentine’s Day suck/rule? Jake: Valentine’s Day sucks because it has been commercialized. Originally designed for a couple of Roman martyrs, it has been transformed by assholes like Hallmark and flower and chocolate companies. Vanessa: So says the guy who’s
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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And We're Back!
Jake

It was good to see your bright shining faces again after a few weeks off! But we’re back in the full swing of things, and we were set to quiz. We had a few new teams in Westsiders and 2 Cocks and a Hen, and I love fresh blood. Tonight’s quiz was crazy all over the place! Let’s see: Round 1 was all about Australia, and in case you were wondering where the “A dingo ate my baby!” meme came from, look no further. Round 2 had some awful covers of #1 songs from this day in history. When I had questions about a certain Elton John’s
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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Icepocalypse 2017
Jake

No ice, no snow, no falling icicles could keep quizzers away from Henry’s tonight! We had spirited teams show up, including new teams Daydrinkers and Team X Blades (BTW you guys, I watched this less-than-six-minutes YouTube video that I’m pretty sure summed it up; and what’s with all the bad hair?), and a couple of long-gone but recently-returned teams in Eeny Meeny Miny Moe (good luck on moving to Phoenix!) and David S. Pumpkins Jr., who somehow manages to always come in second place, even though if you guys came in a bit more often I bet
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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College Football for the TV Nerd
Jake

Dang! It was crazy in here tonight! First off, CLEMSON WON. Or more importantly, Alabama lost. I love college football, but I primarily watch my alma mater. And I’m aware that some of you don’t watch the sportsball, and that sentences #2 and 3 make no sense, so allow me to convert it to pop culture, namely TV. Let’s say you watch awards shows. And let’s say the award for “Best Drama” comes up. Now there’s all kinds of really cool stuff out there; maybe you’re a fan of Stranger Things or Transparent. But here’s the problem: Despite the critical acclaim those shows receive, they’re
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!


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Henry's 12th St Tavern
10 NW 12th Ave
Portland, OR
97209
Monday, Jan 02, 2017
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It's 2017!
Jake

What a great time tonight at Henry’s! I was so glad to see you brave the post-hangover of New Year’s as we celebrated the first quiz of 2017. We had quizzers both local and from afar, both old and new. There were Canadians, Los Angelenos, and Moscowites (I think that’s what you call them!), though not from Russia, but rather Idaho. And FYI, it’s pronounced “Moss-ko,” not “Mos-kow,” like it’s big sister. But for really yo, tonight’s quiz was tough. I’ve been in the game for a hot minute (too much slang?) and I’ve seen some tough rounds, but a few in one quiz was truly nanners. Sure, we started
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In a land far, far away, in a time in the not-too-distant future, in an era dominated by dragons, one man was born - nay - created - nay - FORGED from the fires of Valhella (which is part Valhalla, part... well, you get it), and came upon this earth seeking geeks, not for punching, but in order to be a part of their geekery. He searched far, wide, deep, across, shallow and even in the fourth dimension for eons until he came upon the great city of Portland, where the geeks flowed like PBR. "Get thee to a nerdery!" they cried, and it was here that the man struck his mighty staff into the earth with the force of a million bluebirds carrying a thousand hippopotami carrying twenty-three tanks, and the earth opened upon to him, releasing the demonspawn of Australia, which all happened to be drunk upon Foster's. After defeating them with his vorpal sword of might, he descended upon Portland (and related metropolitan area) to take his place at the throne of geeks. He made slaves of many, including Jake, who runs pub quizzes!