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Saturday, Oct 24, 2015
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...And I'm Liesl
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

And up in the bedroom, an absurd little bird Is popping up to say, "Cuckoo cuckoo!"   Tonight, Geeks Who Drink lost a dear friend in the Royal Hilltop. At 9:48pm on Saturday, October 24th, 2015 this Quizmaster read the last question to the last quiz at Royal Hilltop. Upon completion of the reading, Sofa King Awesome proved to be the best mourner. Followed very closely in the mourning standing by Morgan Hasn't Pooped Yet presumably from being too full of shit to win and a last minute 'joker' of One Last Stand. Sadly, E=MCHammered took their eye off the coffin and finished a close
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Oct 17, 2015
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Zack and Screech, I Miss You!
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

I really want to put the wrong answer that Team Ramrod submitted for what three-word phrase Dorothy said to Jerry in Jerry Maguire, but really I can't have that down with my name attached. I already answered the question of, "What's the difference between Jam and Jelly" somewhere on the internets and I'd like to keep my political career on track. Trust me when I say, it was pretty funny.  Tonight saw something new to these baby hazels. We had a three way tie for 2nd place. Yeah, it was a good old-fashioned three-way..something else these eyes have never seen. It came down to the sudden death question of which Mystery Machine took home the silver
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Oct 10, 2015
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Pouring Some Out For John Belushi
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Busy, busy night tonight...lots-o-teams to be had. Mark, you sir are welcome anytime to turn 30 and bring half of Aurora with you. Onward to tonight's musings.  If you missed Animal House and couldn't get John Belushi, you deserve to be whipped like Adrian Petersen's son in a public setting (ouch, that was rough even for me...still John Belushi is awesome and you should know that).  Most of you don't know a thing about WWII, however. Has it really been that long since the last GOOD, major WWII epic? Pearl Harbor...no. Unbroken...no. Wow, I guess Tom Hanks needs to get busy. It would have helped you ALL in your final point total.  As it stood,
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Oct 03, 2015
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"You CUP!" - Don Rickles
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

I remember being a young little pup of 14 and going to see Titanic, as everyone else did that year, and being supremely stoked that Kate Winslet showed her titties...in a PG-13 movie nevertheless. Yes, in all that sappy crap between Jack and Rose, this guy got to seem some boobies. Turns out, you only need to watch basically ANY Kate Winslet movie to see them. Somewhat disappointing, I suppose, as it’s no longer something special. I digress… Usually, when we ask a question that starts, “What c-word…” I tend to get excitedly nervous about the answers. Tonight, I didn’t get THAT c-word; good work teams for keeping it clean. Opportunity missed?
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Sep 26, 2015
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Rime Time
Tex from Pittsburgh

I was pleased to see all of you once again at the ol' Royal Hilltop. You guys have talent, charm, and are generally a credit to the city of Aurora, Colorado. In each round, it seemed like you all did really well except for one question, which either no one or only one team got. In the first round, you all did great except for the question about LeAnne Rimes, which absolutely no one got. I think a lot it boiled down to not many people knowing the word "rime," which as a noun means "hoarfrost" and as a verb means "to encrust, as with frost." Because I have an inflated sense of how interesting my own life is to other people, I'll tell you the story of how I learned the word "rime." You
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FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:


I am married to a lovely lady and live in West Denver with my two lovely cats, Lucy and Trousers. We don't have any kids yet and my wife says we can't name any kids Lucy on account of that's what the cat's name is. If I'd have known that I would have named the cat something else, you know? 


The name of the gang is my neighborhood is the "West Ninth Fuk Puppets," judging by the graffiti in my alley.


I collect Cthulhu statuettes, paisley ties, aloha shirts, animal skulls, briar pipes, expired passports off of eBay and smashed pennies. I used to collect pogs but then they stopped selling them.


I've never broken an arm or leg, and never had chicken pox. I am immune to bedbug bites and nearly immune to mosquito bites.


I've been in three fights in my adult life and won 1 1/2 of them.


I went to Spain for my honeymoon. I had diarrhea for seven of the 10 days of the trip.


I won the Phoenix Public Schools spelling bee for 3rd grade in 1990. I got 100 percent on all my spelling tests in 4th grade except for the word "masquerade," which I spelled correctly, but I got a half point taken off because my sloppy cursive made the "u" look like a "v". But to hell with that. I spelled it correctly, give me the full point, right?


I must have done other stuff besides that, but that's about all I can think of.


UPDATE: The above is all still accurate, except now I live in East Denver and have a 2-year-old son. Also, I'm not sure what the gang is in my new neighborhood.


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Saturday, Sep 19, 2015
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10 Words to Ecstasy
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Demi Moore was on Adderall? Who knew…well no one, really. Too bad that wasn’t one of the celebrity endorsements…Adderall is a pharmaceutical (as the Europeans say). Miley, yeah we all knew you are on something. My triumphant return to quizzing was mired by the rust that showed on that Hulk round. I tried to do a voice and just sounded like I was saying it as a Native American. That culture has suffered enough, so I did it straight…and bungled it all up. Hey, sometimes even the best quizmasters* (read: this guy) have an off night. Like the Red Sox ending the Curse of the Bambino, Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem took home the big
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Sep 12, 2015
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College Football is Cool
RESII

A three-way tie emerged at the end of Saturday’s quiz. Something Clever tied with Public Manscaping who tied with Jared’s Favorite Footlong. At the end of the five question overtime, Something Clever answered one more question right than the other to claim the top spot. Casino Royale wit Cheese (no “H” on that title, just like in Pulp Fiction) and Sofa King Awesome finished fourth and fifth, respectively.   Saturday night was packed with burgers, beers, football and people listening to me. In short, what Belinda Carlisle sang about is true: “ooh,
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RESII was born in the 17th state of the union under the sweltering summer sun.  From humble beginnings, this future Buckeye became third best player on the middle school chess team (out of four).  After that, his life became a blur of Mountain Dew and worse decisions.  In his spare time, he enjoys highlights of Buster Tillman, not giving change to the homeless, and Harper Lee novels.  This is his first production of Geeks Who Drink.  He would like to thank his lucky stars and all his deceased pets for helping him cope with the good times.


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Saturday, Aug 22, 2015
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An Ode To RHT Quizzing
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Good Evening Quizzers, In an ode to you, I present, ‘Royal Hilltop Quizzing: A Poem” (don’t worry, it’s one of those poems that doesn’t rhyme, I can’t do that) The beautiful and ‘beautiful’ world of pub quiz is on display tonight Some round went great Some rounds were a fight I hope tonight didn’t end with…hate (I guess this is rhyming) Rage Against the Vending Machine were the big winners again Disco Jelly and Steve Seagal’s Sex Tape Bloopers were there to compete Ultimately, you all don’t know how
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Aug 15, 2015
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Minnesota Vikings = 4 Super Bowl Losses
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Sometimes the hints really do help out and every so often they just provide amazing blog fodder for me. Tonight’s example, Diana Ross and her Chain Reactions. I suppose chemistry could have some “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” equation, but alas, not tonight. Familiar faces at the top tonight: Rage Against the Vending Machine, Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem and Los Chingones were you’re top three teams again. It was old hat and something we've seen before. What was interesting, the newbie team of MY Drinking Team with a Trivia Problem showed up to wreak havoc with
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Aug 08, 2015
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Texan Bob
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

  I’ll grant you that Texas isn’t my favorite state, probably because I’m always behind someone with Te-has plates going twenty MPH under the speed limit in the left-hand lane with the blinker on, but when someone from that state decides against joining the Confederacy, we should remember him with honor. Here’s to you Texan Bob…wait, what’s that? Oh NOT Texan Bob! We’ll that made for a good answer. Once again, you all look at Rage Against the Vending Machine with spite but also a fair amount of reverence. “I hate that team, but damn do I respect them” is on constant loop in your mind. Tonight was no
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Aug 01, 2015
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Shhhhhh!
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Audio rounds are tricky in general, but tonight when people are talking boisterously over the sweet, sweet sounds of Will Ferrell bustin’ out some “Dust in the Wind,” it makes it extra difficult. You know what, Royal Hilltop trivia crew, you still crushed it! Our scores tonight show that we have some pretty smart people, some very smart people and some VERY smart people. I gush, but I like the way you quiz. In a back-and-forth match, The Tapir's Highly Articulate Wang and Rage Against the Vending Machine really went at it (not literally). In the end, probably with the help of that Tapir’s massive MASSIVE dick, the Tapir’s
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Jul 25, 2015
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I Stand By My Statement
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

I'm sorry if you disagree, but I fully believe that Maroon 5 are ass-hats. Now I didn’t say ‘no talent’ ass-hats, although I think that argument could be made, but anyone who tries that hard to be cool really can’t be called anything else. Although he/they are better than that loser Bruno Mars…I digress. Very solid turnout again tonight. Don’t be dissuaded from coming to compete, eventually Valar Merdes – Everybody Poops (tonight’s iteration) will lose, but it wasn’t tonight. Holding the fourth spot after seven rounds, the come from behind victory was complete upon the reading of the final round. I
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Jul 18, 2015
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John Goodman...Relax
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Here at Geeks Who Drink we can’t be making things too easy on you all. Most of the time, you hit some rounds out of the park and some rounds are a struggle. Some nights, everything’s in the wheelhouse. Every once and while we get a night where teams scrap and struggle for every point; tonight fit squarely in this category. You got through it and did surprisingly well; only one team answered Bruno Mars for a question on the Bruno Mars round. Go Set A Watch, Man had a strong couple of rounds and pulled out into the lead early and stayed there for the whole night. Sorry you didn’t like the Pokemon response, but you still won so take it and run. Don’t
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Jul 11, 2015
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I Dreamed A Dream
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

I dream that one day Pluto will be re-instated as a planet...you know what, screw that, I was taught it was a planet and you can't just take that away, so let me re-phrase.   I dream that one day science will discover more moons around planet Pluto so we can call them Dr Evil, Scott Evil and No. 2  to go along with the current 'axis of evil' named moons. On to last night...   Fuck Mountain (thanks for choosing that when my parents decided to show up) pretty much ran away with the quiz last night. It was all in their wheelhouse and the other teams were powerless to keep up. Seriously, they had already used their joker by the time
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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Saturday, Jun 27, 2015
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More Fast, More Furious
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

Analogies abound in tonight's recap (that's what alliterative means):   Whirling Dervishes literally ran away with it tonight. I asked them if they were cheating, they said 'no' and laughed like a team that just took over the quizzing world. Analogy: Pinky and the Brain. I couldn't fully tell if they were genius or insane, but overall they wanted to conquer the quizzing world. (oh yeah, Pinky is the genius, by the way)   Generally, putting up 83 points would be enough to take home the win. However, SCOTUS and Fabulous Both End In 'Us'…Coincidence? split apart from Four Terrible Tribbles and
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.


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The Royal Hilltop
18581 E. Hampden Ave
Aurora, CO
80013
Saturday, Jun 20, 2015
[Saturdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hot Night with a Banging System
Mortimer P Bushbaby, IV

First off, props, big ups and whatever the youths are saying in a form of praise goes out to the Royal Hilltop for upgrading the sound system. Sounded good and based on the scores for the audio rounds, everyone appreciated it.  With a strong turn out, Jon Snow got Fragged (if you haven’t seen it by now you don’t clearly don't give a shit, so no spoiler alert needed) continued their reign of dominance and came from behind to take tonight’s victory. Sofa King Awesome, say it quick and you’ll get there, were near top but seemingly should be Love Seat Queen Awesome upon their
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Presumably you are reading this because you want to know something more about me, although I'm sure we've already met. Here are the highlights: I like money. If we meet you should give me some, it's how my people show respect. I'll probably forget your name. Not that it's not important to me, I just really suck at remembering it. If I call you Steve and it's really Brian, just know that I'm trying. If I call you Steve and it's really Stacy, just know that I'm drunk. If I call you Steve and it's really Steve, just know that I got lucky and will then need to buy a lotto ticket. I have a Sports Management degree, so yes, I know a lot about sports. However, my knowledge is very specific to running a team and the teams I like. I don't give a shit who was the back up third baseman for the Rockies in 1997, so please don't ask. Don't fuck with Aurora in my presence. I grew up there so it will not end well. I once tried to justify that I loved a job so much that I was going to give it up for Lent. The company couldn't say no as that would be against my religion and basically a hate crime. How'd it end? Welp, I'm now a Quizmaster. Yes, I do always talk like the 'Moviephone' guy. Is that still a thing and is that dude still recording movies? Those are my highlights. Please pay attention to #1, that's really key. These are my beliefs, you can't contradict or that's a hate crime.