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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
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Quizzer seeking Quizzer
Swagu

I spend my Tuesdays with a fun little group of people, and I look forward to it every week.Shout out to Fuck You, You So Dumm for grabbing a photo with me! I work my little thumb off with photos, so it's always nice to be asked to be in one for a change! Ah, Craigslist. The one website where you can sell your Taylor Swift tickets, rant about gentrification, and find unsolicited dick pics all at the same time. Ain’t the internet grand? This quiz had perhaps my favorite round of the night in round 6, our historical missed connection round. It combined  history and fleeting glimpses of romance. Quizzers laughed, quizzers cried,
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
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Überquizzers
Swagu

Things can get a bit intense on Tuesdays, and people tend to express this intensity through the use of goofy sex-related team names. We have had team names about tossed salads, blumpkins, and ex-girlfriends who weren’t the liveliest of sex partners. Something about this Tuesday got them to turn it up a notch more than usual. It was probably all the available parking spaces, or perhaps it was the nihilist spirit in the air. Round 3 had our quizzers discern if a quote was from the work of Nietzche, or True Detective, the TV equivalent of Nietzche’s literature. You either knew it (I’m looking at you, person from Agu-na Matata who knew the TD
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
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Let's talk about Sophia Loren for a Sec
Swagu

Shout out to Sophia Loren's Taataas! My favorite part of summer was TCM's Summer Under The Stars, where each day of the week was devoted to movies starring a particular actor or actress. I would sit in front of my TV all day to watch the movies of Ingrid Bergman on Monday, Gregory Peck on Tuesday, Clark Gable on Wednesday, and so on. When I had to leave I would put a blank tape in the VCR, yell at everyone in the house to leave the damn TV alone, and record my movie. It's a bit easier to catch up on media you miss these days, but I still have boxes upon boxes of VHS taps that hold old movies I recorded from TCM. Many of these movies star Sophia Loren.   Audrey
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
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GWD Ain't Nothing to F*** With
Swagu

GWD Ain’t Nothing to F*** With This week had a round devoted to two things we can all enjoy on a summer day: the music of Wu-Tang and ice c.r.e.a.m. Man oh man am I glad that Blue Bell is coming back. Do they have unsavory business practices? Absolutely. Thankfully, their ice cream is savory-er. I haven’t had ice cream since they disappeared, not even any from my friend BJ. I made the mistake of mentioning "Ice Cream Headache" as a possible synonym for "Brain Freeze", and a member of Tasty Refreshments questioned the locale of my birth. Well, I bite my thumb at you too, sir. Here’s something you gotta know about the beautiful people
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
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Twerking is to New Orleans what Limbo is to Trinidad
Swagu

I like quizzing to all groups, big and small. The large groups tend to be boisterous, drunk, rowdy, and raunchy. All things I like. But with a small group, quiz becomes a more intimate affair. Which I also like. We shared parts of ourselves, such as the sexual techniques of certain women we experienced in our teen years (some women really like the maneuver called Just Lying There), and the sweet sounds of Kenny G that your parents most definitely bumped uglies to. A surprising number of quizzers knew that the blanket-fart is called the “Dutch Oven”, which means make sure you keep away from their nasty asses. Two blankets are better than one, amirite?!   Preferred
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Is that a cobra or are you just happy to see me?
Swagu

The team name were good tonight. While you were going about your likely snake-free day, a member of Cobra’s Loose battled a motherfucking albino COBRA wandering his apartment complex. As I told him, if I ran into a COBRA in my apartment I would pee and shit my pants in a very unladylike way. Life is dangerous, yo. Also, believe it or not, Marco’s Come is not a sexual reference. Nooooo, not at all. And I, too, would do Anything for Salinas, as well as anything for nice cheese and my cat. Second and third place were close tonight (Nerd Herd lost to Fuck Mountain by ONE point!) but
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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Round 3 was THE GREATEST ROUND OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.
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THIS QUIZ HAD ME TURNT. SO TURNT I ALMOST BROKE MY SONY VAIO.   LIKE ROUND 3, THIS BLOG WILL BE ALL ABOUT YOUR RAPPER’S FAVORITE RAPPER, A.K.A. ‘YE A.K.A. KANYE-TO-THA A.K.A. THE CHOSEN ONE A.K.A. YEEZUS A.K.A. MR. WEST A.K.A. YEEZY A.K.A DOTING FATHER AND HUSBAND A.K.A KANYE OMARI WEST.   PEOPLE SAY KANYE IS AN ASSHOLE. I SAY THAT THOSE SAME PEOPLE WISH THEY HAD A FRIEND AS LOYAL AS KANYE.   PEOPLE HATE ON KANYE BECAUSE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND. HATERS NEED TO TELL ME:   -ANOTHER RAPPER WHO RAPPED WITH HIS JAWS WIRED SHUT   -ANOTHER RAPPER WHO DARED TO WEAR PINK POLOS AT
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
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Voulez-vous jouer un quiz avec moi?
Swagu

I have to sneak in a lil' French to celebrate Bastille Day. Little Woodrow’s had a big group of quizzers come through. Like, five more teams than usual. Like, fingers bleeding because I was trying to score so fast (that might be a lie). But as in orgies and quizzes, the more the merrier!   I have the most awesome teams, and they brought with their names today. I made fun of Roaming Buffaloes last week for their team name. They told me to fuck off by coming back this week with Toss My Salad. They are so demanding, not even a please! One extra lame team tried to go with Insert Team Name here. I gave them shit for it (rightfully so)
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
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Groove Is In The Heart
Swagu

There was magic in the air.   Great minds were thinking alike, because throughout the whole night there was some serious synergy between the teams.   Subway and child porn were on the minds of Jared’s Free Prison Foot Longs and Five Dollar Child Porn. At several points during the night, there were 3 and 4 way ties. All cylinders were firing, y’all.   At 10 pm, when the quiz came to a close, it was clear the teams who came out on top. Motherfuckin’ Crimestoppers were in 1st, and Five Dollar Child Porn were in 2nd. But for
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Rain rain go away!
Jay O ... JA - A - A - O!

Hey you guys!  You were all so damned nice to me and I love coming down to this bar.  I filled in here months ago and saw new folks altogether this time.  Glad to meet you all and glad to have fun. We started a bit late cause I was a fill in.  And I had to read the whole quiz COLD with all of 10 minutes prep. I feel like we still had a fantastical wonderful time.  I would love to come back any time. Lots of compliments about the way I run my THANG so if you need me to fill in again, I am so there. To the quiz.  Thanks to the weather we only had like 4 regulars but I roped another 2 teams into playing.  Wow are you guys smart as hell!
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I am the QuizMaster for Baker St Pub in the Woodlands and it is such a great place!

I live in Humble 'neath the wonderful shushing of the IAH planes all damned day and night. I work all over Houston as an IT Tech.  I LOVE people! I love being on a mic! And I LOOOOVE making people happy! 

I've got a wife and kiddoes so I prolly won't be making it to many other quizzes but if you come see mine I promise you'll have a good time and I will too!

I don't think my keyboard can do may more exclamation marks ... oh wait !!!!! Yep, there's some more!  

Thanks for looking at my bio!


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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
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Moving Like Jagger, Prancing Like Bowie
Swagu

You know you're a Rock God when your crotch doesn't move, it prances. Go find a copy of Labyrinth if you haven't seen it yet but don't confuse it with the one about the girl in Spain. If you haven't seen Mad Max: Fury Road you need to check your life and fix that mistake. We talked about movies a lot this week. Movies and boobs, which, I must say, are my favorite things.   Fuck Mountain made me laugh by bringing up the resemblance between Kenneth from 30 Rock and former presidential candidate/current shitshow John Edwards. I owe them a Lone Star because my funny bone is hard to tickle. A member from 2 Legit
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
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Quiz Went Up on a Tuesday
Swagu

Eleven brave teams joined me on Tuesday. They came, they drank, they quizzed. I'm going to talk a little bit about myself here, because it's my blog and my prerogative. I love movies. And I love holes. I hate when they go together. Round 5 was particularly upsetting because it brought back all the times I've watched a movie and thought What. The. Fuck. INDEED, HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE THOSE ICE SCULPTURES, MR. SCISSORHANDS?! I clearly wasn't alone in that thought, as almost all the teams nailed this round. Almost. Bitch Pigz called The Matrix "Cyper Punks". Although wrong, the spirit is right. A bit more about me. My parents
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
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Bubbles and Squeak
Swagu

I’m Stephanie, your faithful quiz overlord. Thank you all for making it, despite the egregious rates for parking that are charged when you are located between a major league baseball stadium and a popular concert venue. What do Astros fans and goths have in common? Neither like to carpool, because parking was a bitch last night. Despite that, twelve teams gathered to throw down.   Last night, there was man inside me each of the answers for round 1. Manta is not only the name of the biggest genus in the ray family, but also the name of a Spanish cloak. The term for redrawing electoral maps is gerrymandering, or, as I like to say, the reason why Texas
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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We Ain't Scared of No Water
Swagu

Welcome! I'm Stephanie, the brand new QM at Little Woodrow's EaDo. There's been a lot happening at Little Woodrow's lately, unfortunately it hasn't been quiz. Due to the Rockets absolutely dominating the hell out of lesser teams, quiz had been canceled for almost a month. Let's all hope the Rockets continue to make their way through the playoffs. . . just on a different day.   On
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
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Just trying to help.
Metta World Pizza

Hello friends. Thanks for coming to quiz. Baseball season is back. Which means sometimes parking can be difficult. There are usually a few lots where you can park for $5. So try to carpool to quiz. Or don't. Just trying to help. If you can't accept that it's on you. I'm fine. I feel like I wasn't clear last night. The Marvel Films quiz is at another bar. Saturday May 2nd. Ask me next week for more details. Or don't. Just trying to help. Hope to see you next week. Bye.
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Little Woodrow's (EaDo)
2019 Walker Street
Houston, TX
77003
Wednesday, April 08, 2015
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This Became A Hate Piece on Arizona
Metta World Pizza

Hello. Thanks for being there. Thanks for answering questions. Not questioning answers. I don't acknowledge mistakes. True or False. I had to double check the spelling on acknowledge. That's true. You get a cookie. Not really. I'll forget by next week. I know this is the most important part of your Wednesday mornings. So I apologize for posting in the afternoon. I was having computer issues. That is now resolved and everyone is happy. Except you. Because you had to read this meandering excuse for writing. I also apologize for saying that Phoenix was not the capital of Arizona. Honestly. Who
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