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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, May 25, 2017
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Haaaaappy Anniversary!
Lauren

Let me set the scene for you… I’m in a full-length pink dress, accented w/ rhinestones at the waist. A classy number that’s not quite backless with some strapedoo’s and a halter top. Why was I decked to the 9’s? Because it was our 1-year anniversary of quiz at The Post!!! When it’s black tie optional…. You dress UP, y’all. I feel like normally for a 1-year anniversary, I would receive a single gas station rose and maybe a dinner at Applebee's. But this 1-year anniversary… man alive! I was given the gift of giving. Thanks to GWD and The Post, we had swag coming out the wazoo. We had a raffle after EVERY SINGLE round. Pint glasses,
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, May 18, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Just Missing Pierce Brosnan's Hairy Chest
RevTrev

Baby, it's cold outside, so let's gather around the broken fireplace, turn on 'Mrs. Doubtfire', order a delicious craft beer and answer questions about the number of scoops of ice cream our president eats.  Cozy, right? My name's Trevor, and I had the great honor of covering for Lauren this week to bring you all a quiz for the ages.  The quiz itself was pretty standard, but holy crud have you tried this place's food?! IT'S AMAZING.  I wish all of the quizzes I could host at wined and dined you this deliciously.  That chicken.  That green chile mac 'n cheese.  That beer.  That movie where Robin Williams is in drag so that he can be near his
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I was the one at the last Geek Bowl who got to say "black tar heroin suppositories" in Round 1. Thanks Obama. I can still do the alphabet backwards when drunk, even when not handing out free beers for knowing things like Barbara Walters' cup size (which is 100% un-google-able, in fact it will lead you right back here to this very web page). 

I'm skinny, blonde, and my reading glasses make me cross the line into dirty hipsterdom like Superman and Clark Kent, except instead of super powers and a journalism career I get an opinion about Radiohead and a headache while staring at computer screens.

Tip your waitstaff and stay classy.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, May 11, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Gigli... 6% Bro
Lauren

Tonight we were wowed by The Swedish Chef ft. Beaker and revisited some of Lorne Michaels’ poorest productions. Our Round 2 tonight highlighted covers performed by the Swedish Chef. Alas, many correctly identified “Under Pressure” but only gave me one of the two artists. And god help me if I pinpoint whoever wrote Ice Ice Baby. Our second audio round of the evening focused on films that were not high performing in the Rotten Tomatoes realm. I don’t know what this says about Lorne Michaels’ casting choices but sadly, half the movies in this round featured full-time SNL cast members- a quarter of them being extensions of SNL sketches. Lastly,
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, May 04, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Mickey Rourke's Butter Face
Lauren

Tonight was a hoot and a half! Besides the fact that we couldn’t stop talking about Turkey or Firefly, we had tons of fun discussing actors with high numbers of onscreen deaths. Fun fact, depending on which way you’re ranking it, different actors take home the prize for meetin’ their maker the most. If you’re going by sheer numbers of films an actor has died in, John Hurt takes the cake. If you’re going by percentages, Mickey Rourke knocks ‘em down by dying in almost 30% of the films he’s been in. I suppose this makes sense… Have you seen Mickey Rourke’s face lately? I doubt he will be cast in a feel-good Rom Com anytime soon. Tonight’s
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Apr 27, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Aladdin: Not A Wise Chooser
Lauren

I had just made plans with friends to go bowling this weekend when I read that we had an entire round on bowling tonight! Due to knee surgery, I’m a little worried that I’ll end up bowling like Tom Haverford from Parks and Rec. Now all I need is a sweet scorpion jacket. Sad day for all those folks that thought that Indian Jones reference was from Aladdin. You guys, Aladdin is a diamond in the rough, not a wise chooser. We had a wild time at the end there. Road Ragers Mad Max’d there way into 1st place. But then there was an interesting turn of events that resulted in a tiebreaker for 2nd. The Pleasant Mother Pheasant Pluckers
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Apr 20, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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James Patterson Needs a Psychiatric Evaluation
Lauren

So we had a question tonight about James Patterson. Lemme just go ahead and share a James Patterson story. My Mom is very much into James Patterson novels. The kind of lady that doesn’t utilize the library. The kind of lady that straight up pre-orders his new novel as soon as it’s available. In high school I decided that I wanted to start doing more reading outside of my required school reading. My Mom had the brilliant idea to hand off some murder mystery bullshit… after all, why not?! We already had all 26 hardbacks on the bookshelf. Kiss The Girls was at the top of her list. So as a 15 year old girl I started
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Apr 13, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Miss! Miss! For a Dollar...
Lauren

Tonight we had questions about Billy on the Street, a 1998 trans-themed musical, and the 3 women who made the top 25 list of all-time grossing actors. For that last one, I had a team put John Travolta. Personally, I don’t find John Travolta to be extra feminine, just SUUUUUUPER weird. But it did put a smile on my face when I could tie those questions together. Join me on a tangent, won’t you? In one Billy on the Street, he asks, “Miss, for a dollar, for a dollar… Who’s weirder, Tom Cruise or John Travolta?” (At this point, it’s a friggin’ toss up.) AND John Travolta did cross dress for his role as Edna Turnblad in Hairspray. So…
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Apr 06, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Duh Da Da Da "Snap Snap"
Lauren

When asked about a 1988 Andrew Lloyd Weber musical, Smartie and the Pants replied with “The Addams Family Musical”. I’d like to explore what that might be like. With classic hits like “Wednesday, Bloody Wednesday” by U2 “Tango #5” performed by Morticia and Gomez with lyrics by Lou Bega “Ring my Bell” by Anita Ward performed by Lurch “Bald is Beautiful” performed by Uncle Fester Guest cast members from Hair will make an appearance during Cousin It’s solo “Handclap” by Fitz and the Tantrums as performed by Thing Somebody get me Tim
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Mar 30, 2017
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Excitement 1995
Lauren

Well it’s always a good night when you can call someone a dick and then THEY apologize to YOU. God I love this job. Tonight we had a round all about the translated Chinese titles of movies. It seemed like Pretty Woman was a crowd favorite with, “I Would Marry a Prostitute to Save Money”. Some of my personal favorites pulled from the interwebs include: “His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous”- Boogie Nights “Dimwit Surges Forth”- The Water Boy “Mr. Cat Poop”- As Good as it Gets “Hey, Where Are The Babies?”- Swingers “The Young People Who Traverse Dimensions While Wearing
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Mar 23, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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I'm Leavin' on a Dick Plane.
Lauren

It’s not a first date unless you include a total stranger who isn’t your date. Sound like a less than ideal situation? Well it happened at quiz tonight. Two nervous daters and an enthusiastic gal looking for a team joined forces. They did not come in near the top of the scores and I don’t know if there will be a second date. But they also didn’t come in last place so I hope that means their budding relationship can withstand hardships as well. One thing we learned about tonight was synesthesia, where the stimulation of one sense leads to experiencing a second sense. But did you know that there are multiple types of synesthesia? For instance, there’s auditory-tactile
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Mar 16, 2017
[Thursdays @ 7:00 pm]
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Williams/Krzyzewski 2020!
Lauren

Ok, let’s ignore the fact that we had multiple questions about the NCAA Tournament tonight that had answers displayed on all the TVs in the room. I appreciated that we had an entire round that pretended to be about college basketball teams, but really wasn’t difficult for the sports-stupid smarty pantses in our midst. Our Round 4 tonight was all about questions with answers that were also the nicknames of teams appearing in this year’s Tourney. Even if you knew nothing about the college sport that Grayson Allen is destroying, you could still answer these questions. Speaking of Duke basketball… I myself grew up a Tar Heel fan. I didn’t go to UNC but
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Mar 09, 2017
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Half Points? Ha!
Lauren

In our first Audio Round of the night, I presented teams with mashups and they needed to tell me the artists of the two songs smushed together. Apparently Alicia Keys sounds a whole lot like The Black Eyed Peas because that’s what 60% of teams told me was mixed with Eminem’s “Stan”. Remember “Stan”? All angsty and violent. It ruined Dido and Devon Sawa all in one go with the addition of a bleached blond buzz cut. Devon Sawa, le sigh. Squiggly memory lines dream sequence… or as Wayne and Garth would say “do do do-do do do-do do do“. As an adolescent girl, the person you got all giddy about was either Devon Sawa or Jonathan
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Mar 02, 2017
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NotOnKey Karaoke
Lauren

I loved tonight’s quiz from start to finish. Everything about it, even its flaws. In fact, I think I’m going to ask the quiz to move in together. If that goes well, maybe we’ll start looking at rings together and talk about having little quizlettes. I dream a dream of growing old and grey with last night’s quiz. It was perfect. A round about code names. An Audio Round with covers. A 50-50 round on Anna Paquin and Manny Pacquiao- if only it had been Pacquiao who had received an on-air foot tickling from David Letterman. Possibly my favorite round of all time was our Round 4 last night. I gave teams some of the lyrics to a hit song and the year that it
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Feb 23, 2017
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend
Lauren

Our Visual Round tonight was all about picture books! I was very excited for this round because working as a nanny for 4 years I know a thing or two about kids’ books. However, most of these were obscure and baffling. I’ve never heard of Ox-Cart Man but I liked the titles that our teams came up with- Oregon Trail and Pioneer Paul Bundy! Not even Paul Bunyan like the famous folk hero with his blue ox. Paul Bundy. Must be Al Bundy’s great-great-grandfather. As a group we discussed Kyrie Irving’s stupidity. Homeboy claimed that the Earth was flat only to claim later that his statement was to prove how dangerous fake news and the media can be by spreading harmful
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
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So Mark Twain, Bill Gates, and The Black Panther Walk Into A Bar...
Lauren

Woooah man, this quiz was jam packed with good times, great questions, fantastic throw-backs, and phenomenal shit talking. Let’s kick things off by revisiting Round 1. In Round 1 tonight, all of the answers contained the letters A-R-T together and in that order. Unfortunately for one team, the answer to a question about species and phylum was not “fart”. Shoutout to Team Dignity, Always Dignity for not only scoring an impressive 12 points on our first audio round of the night but for also including 2 “R’s” in the song title of Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty”. Round 3 was pretty difficult for all our
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.


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The Post Brewing Company
105 W Emma St
Lafayette, CO
80026
Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
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Dickhead McGee At Your Service
Lauren

My favorite wrong answers of the night: The Titanic song is not called “We’re All Sinking”. Ted Danson is old but not old enough to star in the first talking motion picture. And although correct, we could not accept Dickhead McGee in place of Mike Pence’s name. We also had some pretty amazing rounds tonight. Both our audio rounds had me bouncing in my chair with girlish glee. Round 2 involved clips of songs slowed waaaaaaaaaaaay down. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “The Final Countdown” drawn out as long as a countdown can be. And in our Round 7, teams had to tell me the name of the movie in which an actor was portraying
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My roller derby name is Lucille Ballbreaker. My power animal is a honey badger. Come out for quiz with me and you'll get a healthy dose of sass.