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Thursday, May 28, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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I Hope Ted Nugent's Camp is On Camp Crystal Lake
Patsquatch

It is the night before Phoenix Comic Con and I am looking forward to three days of awesome comicy goodness. I am kind of nervous about the amount of money I am probably going to spend this weekend but it will be a good time. I encourage everyone who are free and are so inclined to check it out this weekend. We should all support an awesome event like this that is right here in our state.  Also, I have to leave at 7:30 in the morning so I will leave it at that. Here’s the recap: Round 1 was Can You Use It in a Sentence and it was all about spelling bees. This got the quiz off to a bit of a rocky start. I would think that it was bad that teams didn’t know much
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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500 N 4th Avenue
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Tucson, AZ
85705
Thursday, May 21, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Of Tie Breakers for Tie Breakers
Patsquatch

Ah graduation, that time when 12 years’ worth of effort and hard work culminates in a moment when a student can gather with friends and family to take all our parking places and make parking at quiz a complete bitch. My nostalgia and admiration runs out pretty hard when I have to lug all my shit from several blocks away. I mean sure it is a milestone that every student should be proud of achieving but it is directly inconveniencing me so rather than celebrate their achievement I am just going to shout at them to get off my lawn. And if we all parked on lawns this whole diatribe would make a lot more sense. Here’s the recap: Round
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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When is Netflix going to Bring Back Alf?
Patsquatch

So here we are on the eve of the new Mad Max movie Fury Road and it is currently at 99% on Rotten Tomatoes with 163 positive reviews to 2 negative ones. So that is pretty fucking amazing. But some people just aren’t happy with the prospect of a high octane testosterone fueled chase movie through a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Some people, we’ll call them ‘fucking assholes,’ apparently want to boycott the movie because it has the audacity to make Charlize Theron’s character worthwhile and important. The Men’s Rights Activists are calling for a boycott of a movie dripping with violence and vehicular action because apparently Theron’s
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Thursday, May 07, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Jonah Hill Has a Potty Mouth
Patsquatch

Sometimes, when summertime is teeing up and the sun is reflecting off of every surface in the city, people who have problems with migraines go into Chipotle to try out the carnitas for the first time and suddenly they have to leave work because they can’t see anymore. That leads to hours of dark rooms, ice packs on the forehead, pain meds, and sleeping for a few hours in the hopes to get rid of the headache so the people can go about their lives. Sometimes those lives include hosting quiz and sometimes those people suck it up and host quiz after a week of migraines and regret. That was me today and that was me tonight, fortified with enough pain meds to cripple a large
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Friday, May 01, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Taylor Swift Rapping is One of the Biblical Signs of the Apocalypse, Right?
Patsquatch

You know, as much as I love hosting quiz, when summer rolls around Thursdays become pretty painful nights to host. I am a huge movie guy. I mean I am really into movies not that I am enormous and like movies. Although I guess that is true enough too. The point is that midnight launches of summer blockbusters really kick me in the balls especially when they are not at midnight but rather at 7pm and my friends invite me along which is nice but also irritating because I have been doing this long enough they should remember and it is painful to see them post on Facebook about how excited they are to be sitting in the theater waiting for the Avengers to start and I know I won’t see it until
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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Bumsted's
500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Friday, April 24, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Them Duke Boys Look Like Starsky and Hutch
Patsquatch

So I am back from my grand excursion to Indio, California for the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. This is my second year going and I have to say that it is one of the most fun things I get to do all year. I have seen some people in the media and online talking shit about the festival and I really don’t understand it. Sure there are a lot of bros and pretentious star fuckers that go but at the end of the day it is just a three day music festival in which all the worries and trouble of your life can be put aside and the biggest worry you have is whether or not two bands that you love are playing at the same time. It is hot as all hell, sure, but it is still very worth it and
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff. 


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500 N 4th Avenue
(520) 622-1413
Tucson, AZ
85705
Friday, April 17, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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I am Pat.
Caribbean Joe

Where’s Pat?  Well he is off enjoying a music festival watching Madonna make out with Drake.  (I think he bought special backstage passes for that) So while he is off bonding with a half a million people, we made due without him.  If anything he should have some great stories to share when he comes back next week.  I love good live music.  Now I have been to some big shows, but never to a large a large festival.  I unfortunately feel I may be beyond the target audience.  Then again, the older I have gotten, the more inclined I am to go to something like Coachella.  It could be fun to spend a few days catching bands, getting rowdy and probably
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, scooter rides and zombies.  

I have a BS in BS.  I can BS in at least 2 languages and I can convincingly imitate a few others.

I enjoy any occasion to dress up.  I will go disco, zombie or Mandalorian if you give me a reason. 

I am Caribbean Joe.  Born in Texas, I lived in the southwest pretty much all my life.  A desert dweller's life for me.  

So I picked up quizzing after my friend and scorekeeper, Island Amy, found an ad and prodded me to audition.  The rest is history.  Loving the quiz and the people it draws.  If I am not quizzing, you may find me out enjoying Tucson.

You may also see me around town on my scooter.  Feel free to wave.

If you want to know more, stop by and quiz and meet me and I just might answer your questions. Hell I may even answer you truthfully.


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500 N 4th Avenue
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Tucson, AZ
85705
Friday, April 10, 2015
[Thursday 8:00 pm]
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Slough of Despair is My New Band Name
Patsquatch

The next few weeks are going to kill me. We are so close to the summer movie season, kicked off by Avengers Age of Ultron that I can taste it but we are so far away that it almost physically hurts. That we are going to be doing our Marvel theme quiz the day after Avengers launches which also happens to be Free Comic Book Day makes it just a bit worse. This should be a pretty badass summer for movies and the wait is kind of punishing. Almost as much as my whining about the wait must be.    Here’s the recap: Round 1 was Three Clues, Two Syllables, One Answer and I gave teams three clues leading to a two-syllable word. Scores were pretty mixed here with half the
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Patsquatch is the author of four books and three movies. In addition he is an avid gamer, artist, musician, actor, martial artist, and film buff.