• Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Aug 22, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

A Real Spiral Staircase of a Night
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Ever have to defend your very existence? Ever have to take a stand based on the definition of a mathematical construct you were too busy doing drugs and playing Unreal Tournament to ever really care about? Welcome to the British Bulldog! We have some spiral experts in the house, ready to hit me right in the semantics. But hey guess what, I won anyway. It didn’t matter that I had some 10th grade D&D map drawings or examples of stairs that ascended up and to the right; nothing I had to say was quite good enough. Not that it had to be, but dammit I want to have a reputation of Tough But Fair! I know I can lean (heavily!) on the
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Aug 15, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Bird Watching
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Huzzah and excelsior, everyone! That’s what I call a cool, smooth, mentholated evening at the British Bulldog. It’s great to have that high energy but effortless execution, thanks in no small part to Quizmaster-in-Training Anthony. Way to let me slack off for half the night!   Have you ever been seriously tempted by a bribe before? I don’t think I’ve ever had one good enough to actually want to… Kind of sad, when you think about it. Last night (during quiz) some doofus approached the Holy Throne From Whence Quiz Emanates and offered me a crisp C-note if I cut it
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Aug 08, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Bulldog Party in the USA!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Welcome back, y’alls! That was a Gold Medal of a night for quiz, and I’m glad we got to share it together. First, while we’re on the subject, can we talk about how PERFECT it was to watch the Clean and Jerk DURING the round called Snatch, Clean and Jerk?!? IT’S LIKE WE KNEW.   Also, there was a fortuitous feeling in the air as soon as we hit R7’s mishmash of literary acumen paired with pop culture cinema. It’s like this round reached into my 11th grade notebook and pulled out all of my intricate O’ Brother/Odyssey venn diagrams and flowcharts. POLYPHEMUS IS JUST THE START, Y’ALL. This is what
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Aug 01, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

That One Story
Bela Lugosi's Dad

That One Story   Wow. Hey Bulldog. Anyone else just wake up from that like ten minutes ago? What a night! That was definitely our busiest evening in recent memory, and I’m glad you were all able to make it out to par-tay!   I’m especially thankful for the Country Divided tables of Debaterz 4 Taterz (still not naming names), who had a couple more than normal and competed the the vicious bloodsport of quiz, then shot me kinda mean looks when I wouldn’t rat the other team out. SORRY, DUDES. Quizmaster code.   So here’s how my week’s
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Jul 25, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

The Real Housewives of Atlantis
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Hey y’all! Welcome! Thanks for coming out last night for just another one of our smashing, robust quizzes! I know I personally had a ton of fun reading the Rhyme Time R7, and describing movies based on their titles alone is something I’m going to try to figure out as a profession. They say do what you love, and I loved that round.   Know what else I love? Civilization. Cars. Not carrying 25 lbs. of “things to make sure I don’t die.” Yeah, friends, I went camping this weekend. Not your middle America “bring everything we own in a trailer” style car-camping. I can get behind that. I like my luxuries.
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Jul 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

BREAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is a SAINT!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

I’m breaking (breakin’) a personal rule here in that I will now immediately address the title of this blog. We had a whole round about shitty movie sequels. A WHOLE ROUND. That was the idea. There was a good movie, but the ones that followed were total trash. Yes, like ANCHORMAN. Yes, like SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.   In addition, we must acknowledge the BREAKIN’ series of cinema, the sequel to which is titled ELECTRIC FUCKING BOOGALOO. There is no universe where that movie is worse than the original, and I am deeply, terribly disappointed that some of you think we live there. Who hurt you? Was it Ice-T? Is this some ill-conceived
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Jul 11, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

The Place Between the Pokestops
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Come, friends, and hear the tale of a magical realm: one of monsters and the pockets in which they reside. There is a place, within the majestic British Bulldog, where miracles occur. When the sun begins to set and a faint Air Conditioned breeze whispers through the tables and booths, roughly twenty-five minutes before quiz time, if you angle your phone just right you can reach BOTH of the Pokestops at Bar Bar and Urban Peak.   Surely, this will be a story passed through the generations. Mothers will whisper it to their babies before bedtime. Fathers will clap their chums on the shoulder and give a wry nod to the time they
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Jun 27, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

“Oh my god, are you Donald Glover?” “Call me Al.”
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Boy howdy! Good Bulldog night, everyone. Great quiz, swell folks, and it wasn’t blistering hot! I’d call that a winning situation all around. And yeah, it was a little harder than last week, but at least I didn’t make you spell “scherenschnitte” for your bonus beer…   It’s a busy week for me, though. Not only will I be hosting the upcoming 30 Rock Quiz (you’re on the website! I don’t need to link anything), I’ve also had to dust off some of my InDesign and Photoshop skillz (emphatically spelled with a Z, autocorrect and spell-check be damned) to try to expand my prospects in that
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Jun 20, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Like Riding A Unicycle Uphill In A Blizzard
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Welcome back, everyone! We endured a couple weeks of quizless soccer hell, but now we’re back and stronger than ever! EVIDENCE: the close-as-hell game we had going last night. If that wasn’t a sign of y’all doing quiz pushups for the past two weeks, I don’t know what is. We all had a fierce quiz jones and it’s great to have that itch finally scratched.   And with THIS QUIZ, too! What a goodie bag of delights. I don’t think anyone scored lower than an 8 in the Visual Round, and only one team scored higher than 8 in R8. Highs and lows! Plus, all of those *delightful* Jesusy parody songs made for a wild
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 30, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

IT'S THE LIGHTING, DAMNIT!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Hoo-doggie! Look what turned into a fun li’l quiz night? I’m always pleased when we can pull in the Sports Fan Folks to join our strange little questions game, and even more pleased when they get it so thoroughly that they start reusing dummy answers when they just don’t know the answer. That is why I hereby anoint the last Monday of May to be “Ja Rule Memorial Day.” Surely there isn’t anything similarly-named on that day of the year.   Sidenote. One of the first recommended searches when you type “Ja Rule” into Google is “Ja Rule Net Worth.” Turns out it’s about $5 million.
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 23, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Ceci n’est pas un blog
Bela Lugosi's Dad

When was the last time you saw Shorts, do you imagine? Not, like, the garment. The person. If you’ve spent any amount of time on or around Colfax, you know the man I’m talking about. Well guess what, everyone! We all goto to hang out with him last night! He was the one yelling from the end of the bar, making sure as many people as possible saw his “Mama Tried” tattoo. Also, that Bono tattoo everyone thought was George Michael? Shorts.   After everyone had gone, he confided in me that he was going to walk home and kick everything he didn’t agree with. Sometimes I miss the dives on Colfax. This was not one of
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 16, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

This is what I get for engaging Politically
Bela Lugosi's Dad

As I type this, I’m on the phone with a democratic pollster who is getting my feelings on various local candidates. It started with a “what are the important issues to you? economy? education?” and a “hey, are you familiar with these people and names? we’re just getting the word out!” Oh, how quickly it all turned into “well THIS candidate supports rights for everyone and getting kids out of schools, and THAT candidate wants to flood City Park and sell 100 days worth of Colorado’s sun to China!”   I see what you’re doing, “independent research institute” guy. I’ve
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 09, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

A Capitol Idea!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Bulldog! Last night was a bit of a “tournament of champions” among some of our most recently reigning masters of quiz (not to be confused with “Quiz Master” ever). When just a handful of fiercely competitive teams show up, you know you’re in for a good time. Plus, we all have to drink a little bit more. It’s in the bylaws.   Another oft-overlooked provision is that of the raucous laughter during any “I’ll make one letter different and you tell me the new thing” round. Way to hold up your end of the bargain! I, for one, think a mermaid-based version of Girls would be a smash hit. Although,
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 02, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Denominator? I Hardly Know ‘Er!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

And other classic goofabouts. Welcome to another blogtastic British Bulldog blog! We sure had fun last night, what with all the high-stakes drama of a first place tie (we’ll get to that) and the low-stakes “I Know That Guy” of being able to give a character OR actor name in R5. Don’t get used to that! We hand out freebies every once in a while, but you know damn well that is not the standard.   Indeed, the standard is often more along the lines of R7: “In a World…” Where you kinda sorta know the theme, but the only movie you can think of is MERCURY RISING, so it becomes your default
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Apr 25, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

Songs from the Little Chair
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Kablammo! That's the noise my ego made when I saw my new hosting digs. To be downgraded from a high-top table and stool to roughly gut-level was an attitude check I wasn't quite expecting. I'm a roll-with-the-punches sort of guy, though, so from hereon out, that is my corner office and executive suite. Meetings by appointment only.   Other than that little (intended!) surprise, we had a fun ol' quiz last night, mild gloom and all. We got to learn who in the room is REALLY, REALLY into musicals and who really only knows The Sound of Music. We separated the die-hard Prince fans from
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


  • Quiz Image
British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, Apr 18, 2016
[Mondays @ 8:00 pm]
Quiz Venue Logo

There Will Be No Further Repeats For Question Seven
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Seriously. You abuse it, you lose it. I realize this runs into my preexisting “Rick Astley Above All Else” rule, so this whole thing may be moot.   Less to talk about this week! I started my new job, and it turns out: it’s a job! Nice enough office, good break room, spacious cubicle, friendly coworkers, and fun-times benefits after a 60-day probationary period. All signs point to: it’s a job!   The immeasurable thing is how much better I feel about not being at what shall hereby be known as “the other place.” The other place was sad and stressful.
[ ...more... ]

I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.