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Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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The One Where Jason’s Protestant Upbringing Gets In The Way Of A Funny Blog Title
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Yeah, I know what I quipped on-mic last night. It was just that kind of vibe, you know? The energy was high, we had a handful of new (to us, at least) teams, the gin flowed like water, and the water flowed like wine. All told, it was a Very Good Night.   And when we have nights like that, I tend to get a little looser on the microphone. I tend to encourage the “blue” material from the crowd. And, you know, I tend to make commitments that I totally can’t fulfill the morning after. BUT I APPRECIATE YOU! There are few things better than a well-timed “heckle” (which is why I recommend that Rule Two addendum: fuck
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Mar 13, 2017
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“Papa’s going to buy you a tank full of gas.”
Bela Lugosi's Dad

And just like that, I’m on a government watch list!   Before we get going, I want to say hi to the dude in the green shirt with dirty surfer hair who felt offended when I said “hey, shut the [love] up for a second [so people can hear the audio round].” You are the dude who walked forward, shoulders back, and made a “my heart breaks” motion when I said no offense, but if you’re taking offense, maybe do some self-reflection. I want to document this in the event I’m jumped in the parking lot leaving tonight. I suspect you’re not used to “no.” So hi. Behave better.  
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
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Denver, CO
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Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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A School Daze!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Ha! Solid pun, Jason. Nice. How you all doin’? Good, I trust after last night’s spectacular Quiz Extravaganza! It’s always a pleasure to spend time at the Bulldog & enjoy a course of Fish, Chips, Gin, Tonic… You get to a point where it’s like: “what even IS a job anyway? This is just for funzies.” O-ho, Jason, you rascal! This is serious business! You can’t wile away the hours alternating between intense transcribing sessions for class and videos of people misspelling things on Yahoo Answers. Not Tuesday evening, at least. One thing I love about the Bulldog over many other bars is the unique crowd. There’s
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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Borking Awesome!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Good evening, wonderful quiz-folk! What a slick and polished quiz we had, eh? Time flies when you’re cry-laughing at the Swedish Chef, I guess! After the spirits were consumed, the fish were chipped, and the Simpsons were referenced, we were looking at the end of the night barreling at us. And I had more cover songs, too! Nonetheless, I hope your week is starting well. Mine’s alright! I was genuinely excited for the little snow flurry thing that was happening this afternoon around 5. You know, a winter day. Remember those? It was the right level of chilly, but not windy, and still the sun was just around the corner. It was, dare I say, nice.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
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Denver, CO
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Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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Play it, Sam. Play “Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)”
Bela Lugosi's Dad

  Ah, the glorious life of a quizmaster! The cheers (and jeers!) of an appreciative crowd of like-minded doofuses. The deep camaraderie you feel when you get to say hey to a team you knew once, in a different time, at a different bar. The exhilaration of putting your foot down and saying, no, GLAD is not the same as GLAAD. It is a life of internal riches, and one I treasure dearly. But then!, the life of the dayjob wageslave comes fewer than 10 hours afterward. You know, that thing where it turns out three people were laid off before 10 a.m., and then the head honchos throw a meeting to tell the remaining employees how three people were
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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Roses, Violets, etc.
Bela Lugosi's Dad

We’re in a desert climate, people!   Ahem. OK. It’s just not super practical. That’s not to say I’m a hater on Valentines traditions. I get that the day is a crazy corporate cash-grab, but if I’m able to sneak into my wife’s office 30 minutes before quiz and leave some CLIMATE-APPROPRIATE plants and flowers so that she’ll be confused & amused (my wheelhouse) the next day, I’m totally going to do that! That wasn’t even a “humble” brag. That was a straight up brag. And guess what? The mission was accomplished. No fewer than 15 minutes after I dropped her at the office this
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
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Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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A Night of Wonder and Discovery
Linda

Hello fine folk! I'm Linda, aka "Not Jason". Last night was a delightful journey into the world of quiz. Did we learn stuff? Yessiree! Did we learn more about each other than we probably wanted to? Yeah...a bit. Did we have a great time! Obviously! It was a delight for me to come out and hang out with you people while Jason was out doing...something. Probably not getting arrested, but who knows for sure. Here are some discoveries that I made last night! - Team Chub Rub played Hangman on the back of one of their answer sheets last night and someone used the phrase "poop waffle" I am fascinated and a little bit concerned. - A group of friends had to split into
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Linda quizzed for a while, but her brand of oddly specific knowledge (Rockies baseball, insipid romantic comedies, and all things snark) was less conducive to quizzing and more conducive to quizmaster-ing.

Now here she is. And here you are. We're all here together. How delightful.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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"To Win, and Perhaps to Play!"
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Ever have a weekend that just consumes all of your mental aptitude and leaves your head a hollow, echoing gourd? The kind where you are just SO DRAINED you can’t even form sentences you’ve been saying every week for three-plus years? The kind where you haven’t even had your Gin & Tonic yet, but you feel like you’re stumbling through Auld Lang Syne? Yeah. Hey everyone. Welcome. It was an intellectually-challenging weekend, to say the least. Plus, I had class!   That’s the kind of topical zinger I was incapable of making last night.   So yeah, hey, welcome back!
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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Not Harvard, Though
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Goodness gracious! We had some fun last night, no? It’s always a good time when we can tune into some wacky audio rounds (great feedback on R7!) and tune out the screaming noise in our news media, Facebook feed, minds, etc. It’s always wonderful to meet up with such great people (you all!) and focus on what really matters: who is the smartest among us, based on a not-at-all random sampling of quiz questions. That’s the America I love.   AND IT HAS BEEN A CRAZY WEEK. I won’t bore you with the news stuff—you have that part down, I’m sure. Instead, here’s what’s going on in my world of library
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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“We’re not the best people, but we’re not the worst. Graduate students are the worst.”
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Well, everyone. Here it is. It’s been looming over my life for damn-near a decade, but now it’s happening. Last Friday, I was accepted into grad school for library science. My semester starts Wednesday. Am I a little freaked out? Yep. Am I also more at-home and zenned out in anticipation of my upcoming experience? Hell yeah!   This will have little effect on your quiz experience—have no fear! I suspect I’ll need my Monday evenings of nerdebauchery (patent pending) more than ever. However, I suspect there will be a few minor changes.   First: I will expect any quotes or references
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Denver, CO
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Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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SECRET KNOWLEDGE INSIDE!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Welcome back, friends! We had a killer British Bulldog evening last night that seemed to breeze by almost TOO fast. Thanks to the help of Quizmaster In Training DeAnna, we soared even higher and further than expected, and I would challenge the Gods themselves to smite this quiz down! Be sure to check her out at [venue redacted; keep coming to my quiz dinguses. dingees? dingi???] because I’m sure she’ll be a killer QM before any of us realize… and by that point, it will be too late.   ANYWHO, a big part of running a training night is letting your trainee in on some INSIDER TIPZ. I feel like your being
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Jan 02, 2017
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My Sexual Awakening in a Toronto Revolving Restaurant Circa 1995
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Let’s get the title out of the way. Short version: a young server tripped and nearly dropped my family's plate of poutine. Canadians being the apologetic folks they are, and although she hadn't done anything wrong, she was quick to blurt out a "sore-y." And just like that, I understood love and lust. All of those strange and unheeded spoilers from books with awkward titles like "What's Happening To My Body? A Book for Boys" clicked into their rightful places, and I was henceforth a man. Mazel tov, Jason.    Suffice it to say, I was mega-bummed that the word never made an appearance in
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Dec 26, 2016
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“Jackie From Real Housewives Melbourne Just Liked My Photo Of You In Your Onesie”
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Picture me, if you can. I’m sitting on a couch wearing Christmas Chewbacca Pajamas. That is to say they were a Christmas gift and not Christmas-themed Chewbacca. My equally-fuzzy dog is next to me. We are pretty much posing for the photo. Click. Captured for eternity and stored on the glorious Internet for all to behold. Got it? Hold that for a sec. Picture me. Should be easier now. I’m sitting at the British Bulldog, wearing human clothes. That is to say, I am dressed normally; I’m not wearing some kind of “man suit,” Earthlings. I’m just finishing our second break of the night, and inputting the scores for
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
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Denver, CO
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Monday, Dec 19, 2016
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A Thoughtful and Balanced Debate on the Subject of Taterz
Bela Lugosi's Dad

HOLY COW! We haven’t had a crowd like this in a hot minute. I’m glad to see I haven’t gotten totally lazy and I can still bust out a rad quiz with higher-than-expected attendance. It’s a good feeling. Also good feelings? So many positive, reinforcing questions about Alan Thicke (may he rest in peace)! An extra 16-point round (may your scores rest in peace)! Danny Elfman (may Oingo Boingo rest in peace)! This would have been a great quiz no matter the attendance, but I’m glad you all showed up as we stare down this pre-holiday non-week thing. Isn’t that the strangest phenomenon? Both my wife and I experienced
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
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Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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Hotel Rwanda!! :)
Bela Lugosi's Dad

I'm almost certain that emoticon has never been paired with that movie title. ALMOST certain. Furthermore, the smiley face was created using two exclamation points. That's gotta be a first in humanity. So congrats, Debaterz 4 Taterz! You get last night's British Bulldog Award For Tasteful Creativity! It exists in your heart, slowly eating at you over the course of decades and only revealing itself when you think about Hotel Rwanda! So it goes! Last night was a whole bunch o' fun, with a handful of new competitors, some sports games that never really got in the way of the quiz, and one of
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
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Monday, Dec 05, 2016
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For the Holidays, I Got Everyone Ringtones!!!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Ah, flutes. And recorders, I think. And did I sense a piccolo in there, too? Boy-howdy were they shitty! When an audio round gets the normies all riled, I know we’re doing something right. Take that, top-siders!   So aside from awful flute renditions of mostly-awful songs, I have precious little to talk about. OH WAIT, THAT’S A LIE. Geek Bowl XI is happening, 2017, Seattle. You’ve seen the modal lightbox pop-intos on this very website, so I’m sure you’re familiar by now! It’s coming up quickly, and, golly, it just seems like a magical time. Last year was in Denver, sure, but let’s all take a vacation
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.