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Monday, Sep 26, 2016
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Batin'
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  Welcome back! We had a week off so that the Bulldog could take care of their nasty [redacted] problem. That could have turned problematic, left unchecked! Instead they have bright and shiny new [redacted]s for you and all of your [redacted]ing needs. Check it out next week!   THIS WEEK, there was a big debate. You may have heard of it. I am, of course, talking about the newfangled “Sooner or Later” Audio Round, where everyone had to debate whether they were going to go for two. Plus, the sweet tenor of Art Garfunkel. What’s not to love?   Elsewhere in
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Flicka.
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Honestly, I’m a little sad everyone did so well in that round. It seemed like it could have been an amazing trove for wrong answers. We could have gone some super weird places with that, but I don’t think we would have done better than the title of this blog. Wonderful sports, #Winning came up with it, and I don’t care what the standings to the left say, they #Won last night’s quiz.   You know, it was a fun night all-told. I feel like a lot of stuff had to happen. Fun quips. Nail-biting races for the top. But damn if I can’t stop trying to find a better movie title. It will haunt me until my
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Sep 05, 2016
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Buncha DOOM Fans in the House
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What up, British Bulldawgz? How ya feelin’? We didn’t really talk about it, but how was your Labor Day? Get the day off? Spend the first third sleeping and eating biscuits and gravy? Second third day drinking and playing D&D? Last third enjoying quiz-related shenanigans?   Me too! Monday holidays are my fave. First, because I get to do all the dumb manboy things I can only rarely fit into a standard workday. Second, because I then get to run a rad quiz for you fine folks! Especially when it comes to one of my favorite topics of all time: television catchphrases! You were right there with me, too. Who would
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Aug 29, 2016
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Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Tagging A Joke*
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Welcome to the other side, folks. Last night was a high-scorin’, porn-guessin’, no-nonsense quiz for the books. Yeah, we had a TON of other ideas for popular four-letter porn categories, and I got to say a good number of them on the microphone! That’s a quality evening, folks. We also had some fun technobabble AND a question that requires a distinction between Character Class and Race in Dungeons and Dragons, so you know I was thoroughly sated.   I don’t have any notable stories about Gene Wilder, though. I just have the one everyone has. Watching his films as a kid, often doubled-over in laughter, is the foundation
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Aug 22, 2016
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A Real Spiral Staircase of a Night
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Ever have to defend your very existence? Ever have to take a stand based on the definition of a mathematical construct you were too busy doing drugs and playing Unreal Tournament to ever really care about? Welcome to the British Bulldog! We have some spiral experts in the house, ready to hit me right in the semantics. But hey guess what, I won anyway. It didn’t matter that I had some 10th grade D&D map drawings or examples of stairs that ascended up and to the right; nothing I had to say was quite good enough. Not that it had to be, but dammit I want to have a reputation of Tough But Fair! I know I can lean (heavily!) on the
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Aug 15, 2016
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Bird Watching
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Huzzah and excelsior, everyone! That’s what I call a cool, smooth, mentholated evening at the British Bulldog. It’s great to have that high energy but effortless execution, thanks in no small part to Quizmaster-in-Training Anthony. Way to let me slack off for half the night!   Have you ever been seriously tempted by a bribe before? I don’t think I’ve ever had one good enough to actually want to… Kind of sad, when you think about it. Last night (during quiz) some doofus approached the Holy Throne From Whence Quiz Emanates and offered me a crisp C-note if I cut it
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Aug 08, 2016
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Bulldog Party in the USA!
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Welcome back, y’alls! That was a Gold Medal of a night for quiz, and I’m glad we got to share it together. First, while we’re on the subject, can we talk about how PERFECT it was to watch the Clean and Jerk DURING the round called Snatch, Clean and Jerk?!? IT’S LIKE WE KNEW.   Also, there was a fortuitous feeling in the air as soon as we hit R7’s mishmash of literary acumen paired with pop culture cinema. It’s like this round reached into my 11th grade notebook and pulled out all of my intricate O’ Brother/Odyssey venn diagrams and flowcharts. POLYPHEMUS IS JUST THE START, Y’ALL. This is what
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Aug 01, 2016
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That One Story
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That One Story   Wow. Hey Bulldog. Anyone else just wake up from that like ten minutes ago? What a night! That was definitely our busiest evening in recent memory, and I’m glad you were all able to make it out to par-tay!   I’m especially thankful for the Country Divided tables of Debaterz 4 Taterz (still not naming names), who had a couple more than normal and competed the the vicious bloodsport of quiz, then shot me kinda mean looks when I wouldn’t rat the other team out. SORRY, DUDES. Quizmaster code.   So here’s how my week’s
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jul 25, 2016
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The Real Housewives of Atlantis
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Hey y’all! Welcome! Thanks for coming out last night for just another one of our smashing, robust quizzes! I know I personally had a ton of fun reading the Rhyme Time R7, and describing movies based on their titles alone is something I’m going to try to figure out as a profession. They say do what you love, and I loved that round.   Know what else I love? Civilization. Cars. Not carrying 25 lbs. of “things to make sure I don’t die.” Yeah, friends, I went camping this weekend. Not your middle America “bring everything we own in a trailer” style car-camping. I can get behind that. I like my luxuries.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jul 18, 2016
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BREAKIN' 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO is a SAINT!
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I’m breaking (breakin’) a personal rule here in that I will now immediately address the title of this blog. We had a whole round about shitty movie sequels. A WHOLE ROUND. That was the idea. There was a good movie, but the ones that followed were total trash. Yes, like ANCHORMAN. Yes, like SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.   In addition, we must acknowledge the BREAKIN’ series of cinema, the sequel to which is titled ELECTRIC FUCKING BOOGALOO. There is no universe where that movie is worse than the original, and I am deeply, terribly disappointed that some of you think we live there. Who hurt you? Was it Ice-T? Is this some ill-conceived
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jul 11, 2016
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The Place Between the Pokestops
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Come, friends, and hear the tale of a magical realm: one of monsters and the pockets in which they reside. There is a place, within the majestic British Bulldog, where miracles occur. When the sun begins to set and a faint Air Conditioned breeze whispers through the tables and booths, roughly twenty-five minutes before quiz time, if you angle your phone just right you can reach BOTH of the Pokestops at Bar Bar and Urban Peak.   Surely, this will be a story passed through the generations. Mothers will whisper it to their babies before bedtime. Fathers will clap their chums on the shoulder and give a wry nod to the time they
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jun 27, 2016
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“Oh my god, are you Donald Glover?” “Call me Al.”
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Boy howdy! Good Bulldog night, everyone. Great quiz, swell folks, and it wasn’t blistering hot! I’d call that a winning situation all around. And yeah, it was a little harder than last week, but at least I didn’t make you spell “scherenschnitte” for your bonus beer…   It’s a busy week for me, though. Not only will I be hosting the upcoming 30 Rock Quiz (you’re on the website! I don’t need to link anything), I’ve also had to dust off some of my InDesign and Photoshop skillz (emphatically spelled with a Z, autocorrect and spell-check be damned) to try to expand my prospects in that
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, Jun 20, 2016
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Like Riding A Unicycle Uphill In A Blizzard
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Welcome back, everyone! We endured a couple weeks of quizless soccer hell, but now we’re back and stronger than ever! EVIDENCE: the close-as-hell game we had going last night. If that wasn’t a sign of y’all doing quiz pushups for the past two weeks, I don’t know what is. We all had a fierce quiz jones and it’s great to have that itch finally scratched.   And with THIS QUIZ, too! What a goodie bag of delights. I don’t think anyone scored lower than an 8 in the Visual Round, and only one team scored higher than 8 in R8. Highs and lows! Plus, all of those *delightful* Jesusy parody songs made for a wild
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 30, 2016
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IT'S THE LIGHTING, DAMNIT!
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Hoo-doggie! Look what turned into a fun li’l quiz night? I’m always pleased when we can pull in the Sports Fan Folks to join our strange little questions game, and even more pleased when they get it so thoroughly that they start reusing dummy answers when they just don’t know the answer. That is why I hereby anoint the last Monday of May to be “Ja Rule Memorial Day.” Surely there isn’t anything similarly-named on that day of the year.   Sidenote. One of the first recommended searches when you type “Ja Rule” into Google is “Ja Rule Net Worth.” Turns out it’s about $5 million.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 23, 2016
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Ceci n’est pas un blog
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When was the last time you saw Shorts, do you imagine? Not, like, the garment. The person. If you’ve spent any amount of time on or around Colfax, you know the man I’m talking about. Well guess what, everyone! We all goto to hang out with him last night! He was the one yelling from the end of the bar, making sure as many people as possible saw his “Mama Tried” tattoo. Also, that Bono tattoo everyone thought was George Michael? Shorts.   After everyone had gone, he confided in me that he was going to walk home and kick everything he didn’t agree with. Sometimes I miss the dives on Colfax. This was not one of
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 16, 2016
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This is what I get for engaging Politically
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As I type this, I’m on the phone with a democratic pollster who is getting my feelings on various local candidates. It started with a “what are the important issues to you? economy? education?” and a “hey, are you familiar with these people and names? we’re just getting the word out!” Oh, how quickly it all turned into “well THIS candidate supports rights for everyone and getting kids out of schools, and THAT candidate wants to flood City Park and sell 100 days worth of Colorado’s sun to China!”   I see what you’re doing, “independent research institute” guy. I’ve
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.