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Monday, July 27, 2015
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What's Wet And Hot And Three Months Long?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Hope you're having a heck of a summer out there, friends! Hope when you're not sweltering under our Big Yellow Death Sphere, you're taking plenty of time to kick back, quiz it up, have a beer with friends, and then binge watch Wet Hot American Summer when it drops at the end of this month. Yes, this is a thing I am super interested in seeing, but I also wouldn't shy away from a little advertising kickback, if David Wain or someone happens to be browsing through the Geeks Who Drink blogs. Speaking of unreasonable stuff: how much fun was last night? I know skilled trainees aren't a rarity at the British Bulldog, but Jillian really owned it! She was there on time, came prepared, asked
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, July 20, 2015
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Santorum? Damn Near Killed 'Em.
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Literally. So I get it. Quiz tends to lean a little left of middle, and we enjoy having a hee-haw or a joke-a-bout with some of our less-enlightened chums from across the aisle. Trump and Santorum? What better targets, in this day and age. And we're using actual quotes, here, so there's not a lot of room for argument. OR SO I THOUGHT. Enter: Your College Republican Club. Khakis with belts and tucked-in Polo shirts. Non-prescription eyeglasses. The word "Obama" on their tongue, for no particular reason, without them even realizing it. These were those dudes. I would call them "Chad" but that would be an insult to "Chad." Chadwick, maybe. Chadwickerton the Third.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, July 06, 2015
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I Need A New Blog Name Gimmick…
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Holy terrible work ethic, Batman! There was a time when I could crank these suckers out. All it would take was a quick premise about a quesadilla or something, and bam: 500 words. These days, I need to rely on cheap meta gimicks, like “here’s a blog about writing a blog.” Gross. I am right there with you on this one. It feels gross.   But it’s a strange impulse, blogging. To reach into the dark, spiraling abyss of the Internets and leave a little piece of yourself out there, devil may care, come what may, Papa’s Got A Brand New Bag.   Now I am a child of the Internet.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, June 29, 2015
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Pretty Sure I've Had This Dream Before..
Bela Lugosi's Dad

And we’re back! Glad to be here at the British Bulldog for Monday night quiz. Last week we took off due to “soccer” (sounds made-up), but we came back in something approximating force this week, for all sorts of classic quiz components, like: adorable children bewildered at 1980s/1990s technology; topical team names (yay gay!); drawings of boobs; and one drunk guy who was on the verge of wrecking everything when we had some well-timed barstaff intervention.   It was a quiz! And I missed you all more than you could possibly realize. For real. Yeah, I had a good Monday off—dinner with the folks,
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, June 15, 2015
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All I Ever Wanted
Bela Lugosi's Dad

So. I know I dropped this last week, but this week I’ve had enough time to reflect. It’s real. Realsies. Truth fact. I’m totes married, y’all. Like offish. Signed and shit. We got back from Belize today (technically). Honeymoons and junk.   Still getting over all that. Sheesh! A few things:   The word “wife.” I was weirded out by “fiancee” but not like this. She took my name. WEIRD. I overheard her reference that while placing an order for a calzone delivery, and I straight up started crying. A whole bunch. We did an Instagram hashtag
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, June 08, 2015
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Soccer And Little Else
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For a training night, this was a weird one. We had Larry and myself here, right on time, as we are supposed to do. Lo and behold, there are about 150 raving, rabid, soccer hooligans (there were chants of “USA USA USA!” if you were wondering) and little space for quizzin’. However, it’s funny how little interest in bars and actual games sports fans have once their sport of choice has been completed. Two-thirds of that group bailed, but those who remained were hard-hitters. Suffice it to say: good quiz.   Oh. But yeah. I glossed over that trainee thing. Typically, trainees are sent to Activia-level regular quizzes.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, June 01, 2015
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I Tie For All Occasions
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Ties!   Swell game, chaps. We were hell of tied right up until the very end, and then your second place teams duked it out, with nary a point betwixt. Seriously, yo. Look at that score sheet. It was close, close, close right until the end. Hot dang. Woof. Emoji.   This is a thing I’ve used as blog filler in the past, but by next quiz, I will be married. Like legally-bound married because my friend got ordained in the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and he signed a piece of paper married. Like to a human woman who agreed to this madness married. Like surrounded by loving
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 25, 2015
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It's Now Or Never
Bela Lugosi's Dad

So I know a lot of y’all head out almost immediately after quiz, and I can dig it. It’s 10, give or take a few minutes, and you’re looking to get home, to sleep, to et cetera. Y’all gotta work tomorrow. I’m in the same boat! But a thing you might not realize is the jukebox gets taken over by total weirdos JUST AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE. Tonight, we got an ear-blast-full of Bon Jovi. It’s My Life, everyone, and this is what my Monday evenings look like.   I ain’t gonna live forever, and certainly not, at this rate.    Before that, we got
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 18, 2015
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WARP DRIVE
Bela Lugosi's Dad

  Wooaaah! And we’re back! There’s a funny fast forward that’s been happening ever since I got (1) Engaged and (2) Promoted. I can’t seem to hold onto a day or an evening for the life of me, and I find myself nights later being like: “Oh yeah. You have a quiz that demands blogging.” It’s nothing personal, really, it’s entirely me trying to balance a handful of obligations and also have the audacity to assume I’m the only person who has ever gone through this. The sheer gall!    Seriously, though. That wedding is impendin’. And the new job is demandin’.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 11, 2015
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Hello And Good Evening
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Monday, Monday, Monday… where have you been all my life?   It’s a splendid thing to have good help, and I’ve never been at a loss for good trainees at the Bulldog. They come in, I make them do all the heavy lifting, I sit at the bar drinking free beers and “listening.” It’s a sweet gig if you can get it. However, it does have a drawback, which is forgetting that I have a damn job to do, which includes writing a fully coherent and partially cohesive blog, generally within a window of about 24 hours.    Whoopsies, dudes. The simplicity of
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, May 04, 2015
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Old-Timey Blog From The Future!
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As I write this, we’re experiencing some blog migration, some website tweakage, CMS overhaulin’, whatnot. You know: improvements for the future! It’s an exciting time to be alive and a Quizmaster, but at the same time change is terrible and I fear it. So I have to assume that the future has terrible things in store for me with the advent of this new website blog tool.    So with that paranoia in mind, here are some of the awful things that I guarantee will happen as soon as this thing is unveiled:   1. The new mandatory
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, April 27, 2015
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What unit of measurement is that?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Boo this man! We’re over here, busting our chops, and this guy is expecting us to get GOULD? I mean “gold” is in there, but come on! FURTHERMORE, you’re going to not count people dying of plagues and diseases and dysenteries and such? What gives! I mean Baltimore is literally on fire right now, and I don’t have the tools or the outlets to express my frustration with watching one of the great cities crumble under the weight of incompatibility between citizens and their police state.  SHAME, SHAME, QUIZMASTER. So if my Facebook feed is any indication, everyone is to blame and because there are too many sides to
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, April 20, 2015
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EMBARRASSMENT CITY!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Last week, I was running this blog thing like I didn’t give a flip, and the truth is I do not typically give a flip. That is, until it knocks on the door of my real life and I have to endure Consequences for my actions. Yes, that’s right everyone, last week I was caught: stealing jokes from my own blog to repeat in person with my human fiancee. TOTES EMBARRASSING.  I was trotting out the ol’ “chemistry teacher 3.2 beer” whatever when describing a thing, and I got way interrupted with “like in your blog?” Now, I’m not one to object to a person reading my word-things. IN FACT, quite the opposite. I’d rather
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, April 13, 2015
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The Beatles?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

COOL NIGHT, FRIENDS. And to think it started as a WEIRD NIGHT, FRIENDS. The very first person I saw when entering the British Bulldog was the CEO for my other place of employment. He was leaving, I held the door, and for some reason, we both pretended this was totally cool and a normal thing that could happen. But then I got over that feeling of “just saw your high school chemistry teacher buying a microwave dinner and a six-pack of 3.2 beer” as we got into the quiz, and boy howdy… It’s a rare night when a new game is invented in the middle of the existing game, but it’s a delight to behold. Tonight, that
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, April 06, 2015
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It's Not Entirely Racist Because Raven Symone Was In Empire
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Cutthroat end to tonight’s quiz, everybody. After eight rounds, there wasn’t a huge margin between the winners and the non-winners. That’s especially rare in a night boasting three 16-point rounds, but everyone kinda blew it for R3. That’s so Raven of you. So I don’t know what you do during your work day, but in my job (at that Matt Damon movie, but without all the “hunting”) I’ve taken to collecting customer service complaint e-mails and adding line breaks. This leads to something resembling found poetry, in a format I’ve taken to calling “Good William Carlos Williams” because I think I’m
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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Monday, March 30, 2015
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In Which I Theorize An 8-Bit Cheers Videogame
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Cliff Clavin would be the final boss, I think. So how about that for a quiz! I basiclly lost track of time due to the super-heroics exerted by Joe The Trainee. Seriously, between the Round 3 standings and the Round 8 answers, I was superfluous. Sure, I scored a couple answer sheets and wandered awkwardly near the QM station, but other than that, I had zilch to input during the latter half of the quiz. He'll be at Historians starting next week; if you choose to go there instead, I will totally understand. That said, please come back to the British Bulldog next week! It was looking to be one of our more cozy quizzes until six teams
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.