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Monday, May 25, 2015
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It's Now Or Never
Bela Lugosi's Dad

So I know a lot of y’all head out almost immediately after quiz, and I can dig it. It’s 10, give or take a few minutes, and you’re looking to get home, to sleep, to et cetera. Y’all gotta work tomorrow. I’m in the same boat! But a thing you might not realize is the jukebox gets taken over by total weirdos JUST AS SOON AS YOU LEAVE. Tonight, we got an ear-blast-full of Bon Jovi. It’s My Life, everyone, and this is what my Monday evenings look like.   I ain’t gonna live forever, and certainly not, at this rate.    Before that, we got
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 18, 2015
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WARP DRIVE
Bela Lugosi's Dad

  Wooaaah! And we’re back! There’s a funny fast forward that’s been happening ever since I got (1) Engaged and (2) Promoted. I can’t seem to hold onto a day or an evening for the life of me, and I find myself nights later being like: “Oh yeah. You have a quiz that demands blogging.” It’s nothing personal, really, it’s entirely me trying to balance a handful of obligations and also have the audacity to assume I’m the only person who has ever gone through this. The sheer gall!    Seriously, though. That wedding is impendin’. And the new job is demandin’.
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 11, 2015
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Hello And Good Evening
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Monday, Monday, Monday… where have you been all my life?   It’s a splendid thing to have good help, and I’ve never been at a loss for good trainees at the Bulldog. They come in, I make them do all the heavy lifting, I sit at the bar drinking free beers and “listening.” It’s a sweet gig if you can get it. However, it does have a drawback, which is forgetting that I have a damn job to do, which includes writing a fully coherent and partially cohesive blog, generally within a window of about 24 hours.    Whoopsies, dudes. The simplicity of
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, May 04, 2015
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Old-Timey Blog From The Future!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

As I write this, we’re experiencing some blog migration, some website tweakage, CMS overhaulin’, whatnot. You know: improvements for the future! It’s an exciting time to be alive and a Quizmaster, but at the same time change is terrible and I fear it. So I have to assume that the future has terrible things in store for me with the advent of this new website blog tool.    So with that paranoia in mind, here are some of the awful things that I guarantee will happen as soon as this thing is unveiled:   1. The new mandatory
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, April 27, 2015
[Monday 8:00 pm]
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What unit of measurement is that?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Boo this man! We’re over here, busting our chops, and this guy is expecting us to get GOULD? I mean “gold” is in there, but come on! FURTHERMORE, you’re going to not count people dying of plagues and diseases and dysenteries and such? What gives! I mean Baltimore is literally on fire right now, and I don’t have the tools or the outlets to express my frustration with watching one of the great cities crumble under the weight of incompatibility between citizens and their police state.  SHAME, SHAME, QUIZMASTER. So if my Facebook feed is any indication, everyone is to blame and because there are too many sides to
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, April 20, 2015
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EMBARRASSMENT CITY!
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Last week, I was running this blog thing like I didn’t give a flip, and the truth is I do not typically give a flip. That is, until it knocks on the door of my real life and I have to endure Consequences for my actions. Yes, that’s right everyone, last week I was caught: stealing jokes from my own blog to repeat in person with my human fiancee. TOTES EMBARRASSING.  I was trotting out the ol’ “chemistry teacher 3.2 beer” whatever when describing a thing, and I got way interrupted with “like in your blog?” Now, I’m not one to object to a person reading my word-things. IN FACT, quite the opposite. I’d rather
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, April 13, 2015
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The Beatles?
Bela Lugosi's Dad

COOL NIGHT, FRIENDS. And to think it started as a WEIRD NIGHT, FRIENDS. The very first person I saw when entering the British Bulldog was the CEO for my other place of employment. He was leaving, I held the door, and for some reason, we both pretended this was totally cool and a normal thing that could happen. But then I got over that feeling of “just saw your high school chemistry teacher buying a microwave dinner and a six-pack of 3.2 beer” as we got into the quiz, and boy howdy… It’s a rare night when a new game is invented in the middle of the existing game, but it’s a delight to behold. Tonight, that
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.


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British Bulldog
2052 Stout St.
Denver, CO
80205
Monday, April 06, 2015
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It's Not Entirely Racist Because Raven Symone Was In Empire
Bela Lugosi's Dad

Cutthroat end to tonight’s quiz, everybody. After eight rounds, there wasn’t a huge margin between the winners and the non-winners. That’s especially rare in a night boasting three 16-point rounds, but everyone kinda blew it for R3. That’s so Raven of you. So I don’t know what you do during your work day, but in my job (at that Matt Damon movie, but without all the “hunting”) I’ve taken to collecting customer service complaint e-mails and adding line breaks. This leads to something resembling found poetry, in a format I’ve taken to calling “Good William Carlos Williams” because I think I’m
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I am a bipedal male who has lived 30 Earth years, give or take. I have enjoyed a variety of interests, including: watching television, preparing food and drink items for consumption, carpentry. I am not a big fan of baseball. Sorry, baseball.