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Just one more?
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Alternate Fact: More people at inauguration than pub quiz for catching the win tonight, and I forgot the whip for finishing second. The topic of the night: unnecessary sequels! Don’t leave me at home / there are robbers on the loose / ne’r seen this before The oven sweepers / nazi entrepreneurs / Shindler’s list: the sequel Anastasia / flees Rasputin to NY / to become Ayn Rand Baby Einsteins 2 / pushes children to new heights / next: toddler burnouts Debbie did Dallas / then she found her lord Jesus / preaching for prez Drump I’m tired of these / motherfucking
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There is oddly a lot of Crossover between Gilmore Girls and Buffy
Nikki!

 Well, we did it! We found a place for all of our useless knowledge about Gilmore Girls could be used for profit. It was just beautiful.  Thank you so much to all who came out to our first ever Gilmore Girls theme quiz. Everyone did such a great job. Alas, one person had to come out on top. I'm not gonna lie, I thought after round three that we could end up with multiple ties, but I was glad to see that everyone brought some game with them tonight. I want to give props to The Stolen Cornstarches  for telling me about how upset they were when they thought that this quiz wasn't going to SLC. You guys may have been our last place team, but you took
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Hi. I'm me. I'm pretty damn cool.


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It's how work gets done
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Congratulations to Crack Suicide Squad for capturing the win. And just behind them, Gangsters, in space? Our topic tonight was workplace masturbation. Should we do it, who cleans up, will morale improve… Due to budget cuts  / the mothers’ lounge will be merged / with the 0-face room Deadline to be met / clients screaming on the phone / time to go #3 Sticky room beckons / me hither to rub one out / with Bob from IT Please disseminate / break room memo: clean up / your human memo Can you file this? / not now, I’m busy stroking / fuck yeah, I’m cumming Sticky keyboard goo /
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Sunday, Jan 15, 2017
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I have a dream issue
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Don't quiz in my face for capturing the win, and The group formerly known as Billboard Dads for finishing right behind them in second.  Our topic, on this eve of MLKDay, you either got the day off, or your boss is a racist. Enjoy! This is not a song / or a limerick about a / drink to MLK Drunk, I will get now / for the MLK Junior / hangover for him I’m way over hung / the girl last night disagreed / I regret nothing What better way to / celebrate MLK than / to get real fucked up? I once had a dream / to not work on holidays / to hug porcelain Drinking all night
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Ugh, is this real?
Dr. Nick

Congrats to Gangsters, In space? for winning this very competitive quiz. Just behind them, HBHB narrowly edged into second place. Of course, we had to get golden showers off everyone’s mind, so enjoy! King turned all to gold / Midas gave hookers gold things / or golden showers Kinky Scrooge McDuck / when he’s not playing duck fuck / dives in pools of pee Oh, mellow yellow / all dripping down my body / wait, my GOD that’s pee Feel the effects of / a temporary flow / of sweet golden pee Gold showers for me / gold shower smells dank n stank / gold shower for life Bathe in liquid gold /
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When in America?
Dr. Nick

Our forward-seeing brilliant team America? called it way back. I think that is actually where we live now.  Congratulations to The Siberian Candidate for winning, having a terrifyingly accurate name, and being very clever. Just behind them, and in a hotly contested night, Billboard Dads pulled off a second-place finish in their inaugural quiz here at Piper Down. Hope to see you next week.  So our topic was "gnome with butt plug," which is thanks to... I'll let you Google that yourself. Enjoy! My buttplug’s a gnome / Mr. Travelocity / got nothing on me The pressure, my rear / what
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Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
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#SnowMG!
Dr. Nick

Huge thanks to everyone who didn’t let this storm scare them away (though damn did some of you split quickly after). It was scary on some of the roads, so thank you for being brave and wonderful! What an incredible night, and a very highly contested game. Wow, ask for some possible 2017 celebrity deaths, and you guys are brutal. That’s why I love you! Oh my god! Again? / They killed Kenny! Bastards! / Dying, bad for health Fucking finally / I, Yeezus, finished the job / hail our queen, ‘Yonce Hatred in the world / Peace, love, not Trump homicide / I hope to get laid Megyn Kelly please / bleed out of your whatever / let Trump lick it
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He was a Wonka boy
Dr. Nick

Let’s hope the rest of 2017 is just like this night. What a way to kick it off. Our winners, We are gizzard shad, who narrowly topped the crowd, and Daddy’s sweet cream dairy coming in second place. Our topic, an homage to the ones 2016 ripped from us. Let’s go watch Labyrinth / and drink lots of cold absinth / Bowie died, no sense He loved Lily much / worked for Lord and Dumbledore / Wizard World, Always Anton Yelchin / his body was squelchin / remember to park it Robin Williams died / that sucks bad it does / oh shit, that wasn’t last year Purple songs royal / Diamonds glitter, crumpled
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I have a bad feeling about this
Dr. Nick

Wow! Oh what a night! Late December back in 2016. Oh so many lives we’ve seen, ripped from us, oh what a night. With a big congratulations to Things you hear in a whorehouse for a dominating night and a big win, and to Fuck the French, who finished second and I assume just really hate croissants. (How can you hate croissants?? You monsters!) Our topic for the night was homage to those we have lost, and those who may be torn away from us to finish off the year that America died. Enjoy! Those we have lost: I thought he’d been dead / for lo, the past thirty years / so long, my sweet Fish Skull, brain, blood, toupee
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On the whatever day of Christmas
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Crack Suicide Squad, who overcame a rusty start to finish on top. Just behind them, The War on Christmas Markets finished second in scores, but led the way in being horrible people! Our topic for the night, BK is offering a Whopper in exchange for your unwanted Christmas gifts, so what will they be getting? A big box of Axe / gonna grab all the pussies / make us great again Christmas comes again / your mother’s disappointment / my blowup girlfriend Spinning that wooden / toy. Thinking about all that / kiddy joy, golden Hamburglar whore / Rondald McDonald pube hair / I’m left Grimaced faced Imaging
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It's a Chrismanukah miracle!
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Rogue Two, who pulled off another win this week. Just behind them, Yay, Derrick is back. And our topic, your poetry about The Chairman and I celebrating the Chrismanukkah morning together. Hanukkah’s much like / Christmas, they said to me / Don’t much know ‘bout Jews Touching just the tips / Merry Christmas, gentlemen / snoodle me, baby Two drunk idiots / making snow angels nude / hypothermia! Dreidel, oh dreidel / I wanted something more fun / from this lame holiday Twas the morning of / Chairman and Nick were abuzz / their Haunukkah gelt, gone Morning of Christmas
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Good life advice
Dr. Nick

What a great time, and wonderful people getting together as we crawl closer to Christmas. Big shout-out to No politics at the bar who won, and have a great idea! Just behind them, Death by Misadventure. From our quizzers, our topic was in-law nightmares! A couple of haikus: The Jews deserved it / Granpa mattered on the way / to the scouting awards Booze cruising backseat / neighbor handed my mom weed / hashtag, munchies, yo And then a couple of short tales. One is true, and one is a lie. Can you guess which one? Literally everyone at our table, (5 people, unrelated) has seen my father in law’s penis at
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These are the droids you're looking for
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Congratulations to Many Bothans died to bring us this trivial information who pulled off a win, despite a fairly heavy sports emphasis in the quiz. It’s okay, theatre kids are the new badasses at school! Just behind them, Twelve Dildos of Christmas finished second, being the only other team to really destroy round 2. Our topic, your concepts for new Star Wars droids... But for sex. Power droids with dicks / only hope for princesses / or ribbed lightsabres Anamatronic / Carrie Fisher. Let’s be honest / used strictly for sex   Anakin spent so much time in his room With C3-PO he was often
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Simply having a wonderful 8-bit time
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Congratulations to Bronze Medal Tits for cutting through the competition with their razor-sharp nipples and catching the win. Just behind them, Death by Misadventure exerted their dominance in round eight to jump ahead of the pack in this very tight competition. Our topic for tonight, on the heels of PornHub’s touching Christmas commercial, we wanted to apply porn to more advertising. Enjoy. Sticky tasty sauce / vicinity of my mouth / swallow Carl’s Junior Santa Clause doesn’t / have to be the only one / cummin to town Pornography is / presidential motive / USA, fuck yeah!   There
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Laying pipe
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Sissy Jupe for a triumphant win! Just behind, The Faithless Electors finished in second.  Our topic for the night was the Disney animation concepts for the Dakota Pipeline story! Enjoy.  Skittering across / a forsaken plain, she peeps / a native story to tell After the defeat / Donald Trump and the Nazis / cleaned superfund site Native Americans / land and oil complicated / government sucks balls Bismark was at war / the liberals did destroy / ‘til armed cops saved them Little Indians / all in a row they did sit / are the musical The story of pipe / that
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All about the boiled eggs
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to On the eve of December for capturing the win with a dominant round eight. They jumped ahead of Life lessons with Dr. Larry by a single point, edging out Your butthole gives me butterflies and so many others who were in contention for the top spots. Your assignment for tonight, new ways to pay for sex! She really wanted / his market penetration / I swipe or insert? Breakfast in bed, and / manners. Plan B should be legal / no questions asked You don’t have to pay / for sex that will be hot with / your handy friend Jill An egg seems extreme / to get hands on your woody / I pay with
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