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This blog post written by GOP speechwriters
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Congratulations to Playing our woman card for pulling off a very narrow win over Crack Suicide Squad in our GOP-heavy night. So what if Melania decided to expand her speech sources to other more prominent writers like… E.L. James, or Stephanie Meyer? Don’t abort werewolves / 50 Shades of sparkly juice / paint Mexican walls Penis, a penis / just a big penis toupee / the Grey first lady Masturbatory / no social security / for the Grey baby The nation is bleeding, the illegal immigrant vampires / shan’t climb our walls, and won’t drain us dry of our / dildo factory jobs Roses are red, violets
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Sunday, Jul 17, 2016
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What is that??
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There are nights when a team name is just too filthy to be read aloud. And then there was this night, where that was literally someone’s name. Congratulations to The team name too filthy to be read aloud for capturing the win, and Butt Soup for finishing in second, despite their name being just filth. Literally. So what’s under the bed?? Absolutely zilch / mattress on the floor, no frame / lost the instructions Dead bird, oh dead bird / you’ll never wake up again / sorry, not sorry The dead hooker was / starting to smell a bit off / Febreeze did not help
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Wednesday, Jul 13, 2016
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Gotta swipe 'em all
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Congratulations to I didn’t think I had a gag reflex, apparently I do for winning a very close night. Crack Suicide Squad finished right behind them. Naturally, Pokemon will take over our dating/hookup apps. It will all be an adventure. So here are our haikus about Pokemon and Tindr becoming one! I will poke your balls / swipe right for lure of your life / we’ll adventure there No Eevees for me / I swipe right for Charizard / Let me Pikachu Jokes about dick pics / creepy sex things about Squirtle / too old for this shit Swipe left, Swipe left, stop! / will you be my Pikachu? / Because I choose you Ashe
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Sunday, Jul 10, 2016
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Ya just gotta!
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It was a bittersweet Sunday as we send off The Chairman. Sundays will never be the same. But we managed to have a good night, despite the going away, the absolute chaos in our nation, and the practically unbreathable air outside that will probably turn us inside out. At least we have booze, laughs, and Pokemon Go. Now if we can get people to show up and vote, we could hope for improvements beyond better battery life in our phones to play more Pokemon. Congratulations to ::fart noise:: for their win, and being a team whose name was just a sound effect. Just behind them, Hello Nick! finished second. And our topic of the night: when platypus
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Wednesday, Jul 06, 2016
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Independence from yourself
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Phase one of fireworks month is past. We have survived, and not burned down the whole valley. Now to get everyone back from camping trips and vacations. Congratulations to Crack Suicide Squad for capturing the win, and Team Big Fact Hunt for finishing second. So what else should we put in Joey Chestnut’s championship mouth? His mouth wide open / an orifice for all things / the good, bad, and ugly Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! / Everbody! Cock! Cock! Cock! / Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Cock! Joey Chestnut ate / Donald Trump in a few bites / and saved the damn world Next fourth of July / Chestnut should snack
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Sunday, Jul 03, 2016
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Happy illusion of freedom day!
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‘Twas the night before Independence Day and we were bringing the house down with laughs a plenty. Thanks for taking a break from lighting fireworks to have some drinks in a safe environment. Congratulations to Bi-Curious George and the disappointing banana on capturing the win, with Chardee MacDennis just behind them with the second-place finish. And our topic for the night, your parent’s Independence Day positions! Bukkake shoots far / all over the face / mom, dad, bukkake July is for rodeo / mom and dad honored it by / riding bare cowgirl Gallagher humping / only to make that wee me / always stoned and drunk Forget
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Wednesday, Jun 29, 2016
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Happy little oops
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Big congratulations to our winner last night, Live every week like it’s shark week. Even though Shark Week is a disappointment, because Discovery Networks is an evil syndicate designed to make America dumber, this team was tops in brains. Just behind them in this tightly contested night, King’s Landing Cleanup Crew reminded us that we need a little Cersei Lannister action right here in Utah. Let’s burn this mother down! (with votes, don’t literally mass murder everyone.) And now, our topic of the night, Bob Ross paints the wardrobe malfunction. Such aereola / many happy little trees / trees are erections Boobs
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The Scots will always dominate insults and swearing
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We have reached the end of Game of Thrones, and the temperatures are hot as hell. So how about planning to only spend your night in the cool air conditioning and cold drinks at Piper Down every Sunday? Do it! Congratulations to Full English Brexit for their win, and Balls Akimbo for finishing second. Now, our Trump foreign policy haikus: Not white? Sucks for you / Not a Christian? Eat a dick / Chick’s fine, 10s only Australia is / the same thing as Austria / or might as well be Trump just does not know / anything about Scotland / ‘cause he’s a cocksplat
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Wednesday, Jun 22, 2016
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He operates on quarters!
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Last night’s visual round made me want a specific kind of movie. And not necessarily one made in Iowa. No, I want Tron Man. It needs to happen! Not only does he have a change of mind about selling weapons and encouraging war, but he also fights for the user! Huge congratulations to Paul Ryan’s kinky webcam for taking the highly-contested win, and to Malted Hops and Bong Resin for finishing second in front of a field of quiz behemoths. Now let’s peak at your Snapchat nightmares: Cocks and saggy boobs / but there are worse things to see / Clinton Trump sex time I thought of a joke / took a picture of my cock
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Sunday, Jun 19, 2016
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Who's yo daddy?
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Happy Father’s Day to everyone out there who failed to pull out, or those who stepped up. Congratulations to Gator Bait for taking the top spot, and understanding when too soon is just a punch line rather than a trigger warning. Just behind them, Feel the Bron, he’ll lost too was better at answering random knowledge than predicting fixed outcomes of NBA games. Now, your father’s day tributes to the worst dads ever. The force is strong with this one / I am your father / It’s useless to resist us Charlie Manson was a son of a bitch… He liked his girls with a major glitch Shit, shit, piece of shit
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Wednesday, Jun 15, 2016
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The other kind of mermaid
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Beautiful Wednesday evenings full of frivolity and mermaid mustaches… Don’t ask. Just enjoy. Congrats to Crack Suicide Squad for their win, and in second, I went to trivia 5 years ago and all I got was this husband. Now, back to those mustachioed mermaids: Hairy finned beauty / serenading doomed sailors / slow death of swallow It’s all about pubes / no mustaches for mermaids / eat that fish bush out Furry merwomen / a deep, dark ocean of shrimp / floating face-pubes… yum They called him a queen / the great Freddie Mercury / tailed mustachio Ariel, give me a kiss / I love the
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Sunday, Jun 12, 2016
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You knew what would happen
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Helllllo Sunday, and JP’s Mom… You know what is great? Animaniacs on Netflix. I mean, I had half of the episodes on DVD, but this is all of them, and even easier. Now I don’t even have to move, just sit back and let it go for days. You know what else is great? You guys! We had a ton of fun, and Too Soon managed to pull off the win. Which was appropriate, because for the second time this week I had to not say a team’s name, because… Damn… In second, JP’s mom’s got it going on, who was a great sport, and I feel like I owe her a drink, or fifty. And now, your concepts for the Dr. Nick
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Your entitlement is showing
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This week has just proved one thing: I hate that people are allowed to express what they think are opinions, and I also hate what we’ve done with the internet. A long time ago, it was beautiful. We had people recording amateur music videos that we couldn’t turn away from. We had badly animated stories that made us ask what the hell just happened to the last three minutes and forty-six seconds. We had Powerthirst. Now we just have a bunch of angry entitled brats sharing what they think are facts simply because someone put a graph or a convincing picture next to words. Can we go back to the happier days? Probably not. But a boy can wish, right? Congratulations
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I'd kill for a bit of snow this time of year
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Isn’t it about time we add a few more dwarves to Snow White’s repertoire? I mean, the classic seven have served her well, but maybe there’s some room for more inclusion in that old fairy tale. Then again, after seeing your suggestions, maybe not. Congratulations to All Bern’d Out for capturing the win, thanks to their uncanny knowledge of famous quotes. Just behind, Pride cometh before the fall killed the audio round and captured second place. And now, your suggestions for new dwarves in Snow White’s world: “Small hands?” Trumpy asked / “you should know,” he gestured down
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When you wish upon Jafar...
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On this eve of the much-anticipated Disney quiz, we got a little funky with our fantasies from the House of Mouse. Always happy to drag things down into the deep, you are some sick people. Also, big thanks to QM Nikki! She literally finished work at quiz time and bolted over to be there just in time to score round one. Congratulations to The Stepdads, we beat you and fuck your mother for pulling off a win, and to Vladimir Poopin for a close second-place finish. And now… Snow White said, “I’m pure” / so Happy, Dopey, and Doc / said come sit on my… When you wish on stars / a Disney Princess
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It looks like you're attending a pub quiz
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Well, well, well! Another lovely Sunday where we talk about anagrams, Ben Franklin tattoos, and how The Chairman cannot give an X-Men movie a chance. He’s as bad as that Stryker guy. Anyways, it was quite the challenging night, which gave an opportunity for 8 Bucks in a Dufflebag to walk away triumphant, in a rare beating of SLC’s dominant The Guesstapo. Also pulling ahead of those champs, were our own Meow Meow Strumpet! Now in honor of National Paperclip Day, our very favorite paperclip, Clippy, has some words for you! You look like you have an unwanted pregnancy? Would you like to straighten me out and
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