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Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
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Simply having a wonderful 8-bit time
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Bronze Medal Tits for cutting through the competition with their razor-sharp nipples and catching the win. Just behind them, Death by Misadventure exerted their dominance in round eight to jump ahead of the pack in this very tight competition. Our topic for tonight, on the heels of PornHub’s touching Christmas commercial, we wanted to apply porn to more advertising. Enjoy. Sticky tasty sauce / vicinity of my mouth / swallow Carl’s Junior Santa Clause doesn’t / have to be the only one / cummin to town Pornography is / presidential motive / USA, fuck yeah!   There
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Sunday, Dec 04, 2016
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Laying pipe
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Sissy Jupe for a triumphant win! Just behind, The Faithless Electors finished in second.  Our topic for the night was the Disney animation concepts for the Dakota Pipeline story! Enjoy.  Skittering across / a forsaken plain, she peeps / a native story to tell After the defeat / Donald Trump and the Nazis / cleaned superfund site Native Americans / land and oil complicated / government sucks balls Bismark was at war / the liberals did destroy / ‘til armed cops saved them Little Indians / all in a row they did sit / are the musical The story of pipe / that
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Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
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All about the boiled eggs
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to On the eve of December for capturing the win with a dominant round eight. They jumped ahead of Life lessons with Dr. Larry by a single point, edging out Your butthole gives me butterflies and so many others who were in contention for the top spots. Your assignment for tonight, new ways to pay for sex! She really wanted / his market penetration / I swipe or insert? Breakfast in bed, and / manners. Plan B should be legal / no questions asked You don’t have to pay / for sex that will be hot with / your handy friend Jill An egg seems extreme / to get hands on your woody / I pay with
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Sunday, Nov 27, 2016
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Step aside, Krampus
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Johnny Depp is Still Fat for capturing the win with a most dominant round eight! Just behind them, Mr. Peanut Butter and the Hollywoo Stars paced well through each round to finish second. And now, your concepts for new Christmas punishment monsters! Punishment nipple / hits kids with bundle of dicks / Led Zeppelin 4 No coal for you child / only whips, chains, clamps, and pain / the world we live in If naughty you be / then the monster will get you / his name is Trumpus He’s a scary lay / mistletoe monster penis / creeps away by day Take it Jesus Christ / menorah in the big ass / fuck
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Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
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Love thy turkey, have a stern talk with thy relatives
Dr. Nick

What a wonderful night on this eve before diabetic coma day. So glad to see so many of you and have this time to share, despite the snowstorm from hell that shut down the east benches of the city. Congratulations to The Guesstapo who are preparing for their Geek Bowl run next spring. We wish them to crush the throats of their enemies! In second, Crack Suicide Squad played excellently, only narrowly topping the third-place ties: This Thanksgiving needs an HR Department, and In Soviet Russia, Thanks Gives You! Now, your therapeutic preparation for telling your racist relatives to stuff it! Your job was stolen?
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Sunday, Nov 20, 2016
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Santarotica
Dr. Nick

A very big thanks to everyone for making it out, and to the fine folks who made Bad Santa 2 who gave us some wonderful bonus prizes! There will be more Wednesday, at our giant-sized pre-Thanksgiving, YOU DON’T NEED TO WORK IN THE MORNING QUIZ! Be there! Congratulations to Eman Maet for pulling off the win, just ahead of Gandalf’s Goodies. Now, your Santa Erotica, or Santarotica! Eggnog for Santa / Cream, eggs, 5 shots of whiskey / don’t get a DUI Ooh Santa Baby / Is that a candy cane down there / or glad to see me? Calling me outside / show me his candy cane / I try not to look Sitting on Santa
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Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
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In the hour of chaos, Nutella
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to #BROTUS for pulling off a win tonight! Just behind them, If we don’t win, it’s rigged! It’s definitely not rigged. And our topic of the night was to out yucky McDonald’s use of Nutella. Mission Accomplished. Sticky and brown stuff / is it Nutella or poop / on bread to taste, ew Nutella panties / chocolate messy goodness / all over my dick Nutella on butts / yum yum yummy brown tasty / ew, not Nutella I like Nutella / as a natural lube / just don’t mix well with pubes Is Nutella made / by giving a good handjob / to black gentlemen? Hot Nutella lube / nothing
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Sunday, Nov 13, 2016
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Sometimes you say no to the bacon
Dr. Nick

To quote our future president: “Shit! I know shit’s bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust stoms, and we are running out of French fries and burrito coverings.” Unlike his solution, mine is coming together and making social media fun again. You see, a big part of the problem, and why we are in this mess is because the big media companies make money when you share their sensationalist headlines. So they make them crazier, and what is crazier than electing Orange Hitler? So what can we do? Stop. I know, you want the sheeple to wake up, but that’s not how it’s going to happen. So stop sharing the “news” and start
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Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
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Happy Happy Joy Joy
Dr. Nick

I am not going to minimize anyone’s grief and tell you not to worry. We should. If you are not scared, you are not paying attention. But my objective for this night was to give us an escape, just a moment of peace, where you know there are others who are also frightened, upset, and angry as hell. Mission accomplished. We had the happiest quiz that ever was and ever will be. And congratulations to Fartin Fuckin Rainbows for capturing the win, with Funny Suicide Squad right behind them. And now, your sexual encounters in the happiest place on earth! Virginity gone / what a small small world she said / disappointing dick Eating
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Sunday, Nov 06, 2016
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This one time, at nude camp
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Flaming Fucking Flamingos for winning on their triumphant return. Just behind, Balls Akimbo came second. Our topic tonight, your strip club Yelp reviews! Walk in to the club / stripper asked me to home / and I did not cum I went with high hopes / thinking I would get some ass / stripper was a guy Titapotamus / that was the film Fantasia / were wearing tu-tus Weee! This place is fun / strippers floating in the air / ‘cus I am on shrooms Called “vaginal tears” / That’s not how that is pronounced / that place is very gross The moment I was / doing lines off her
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Wednesday, Nov 02, 2016
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Why all the talk about bears?
Dr. Nick

Could Gangsters, in space? repeat their win? It was so close. Crack Suicide Squad pulled off the win, and left them just behind for a second place finish. What a night! And now, your “cub” inspired porn! The great film Super Troopers / where he fucks a bear / in the pooper Fuzzy viciousness / take me in your cave of love / orgasmic grizzly Cubs come from bears / bears cum in cubs / hopefully cubs win Claws rip up my ass / Salmon breath tickles my ear / sweet scat in my mouth Bear porn, what the hell? / who wants to see naked bears? / Really, fuck you, Nick   I once had
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Sunday, Oct 30, 2016
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The scariest of them all
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Sarcasm – beats killing people for dominating the audio round, thus, the night. Just behind them, F*ck Off! did great with their second-place finish. And now, the horror of all horrors for your Halloween scares! Trump penis statue / 2mm creep cumming / after my pussy cat Back in the day of / Walking Club ISIS the / costumes were worse Jason, Freddie, Chuck / Legends of horror but what / of H. Clinton’s muff? Donald J. Drumpf is orange / thinks he’ll win the demographic / Orange is the New Black I’m stuffing ballots / like Trump will accuse Clinton / when all’s
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Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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What does the S stand for?
Dr. Nick

Congratulations to Gangsters, in space? for the big win on our very special quiz hosted by 100 Floors of Fright’s own David S. Pumpkins. Just behind them, Crack Suicide Squad grabbed second place. And now, your 100 Floors of Fright, kinky-style! I slip off my spanks / the doors open on 68 / now I’ll fuck Tom Hanks Giant dildo man / hump, stab, hump, stab, hump, murder / dead with a boner I think that Edward / Scissorhands would do quite well / in S&M porn Sex with him is good / he wants butt, but I say no / turns werewolf, he goes Michael Myers came / put his dick in Taylor Swift / she cried and
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Sunday, Oct 23, 2016
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Rock Me Sexy Freddy
Dr. Nick

With one week before Halloween, I imagine we are all thinking the same thing: Where do we find a David Pumpkins suit? We joke a lot about costumes being sexy that shouldn't be sexy, but everyone is crazy for David Pumpkins.  Congratulations to Hong Kong? More like Double Daggers to the Donkey Kong for the win. Just behind, in this closely contested night, We may accept the pub quiz ranking. We'll keep you in suspense.  And now, what costumes should not be made sexy? The Donalds: Duck, Rumsfeld, Knotts, Trump Yes: Draper!
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Not-really married cannibal
Dr. Nick

Thank you to everyone who found it more important and intellectual to attend quiz rather than give another moment to the abomination of the Trump show. My thanks go to all of you for being there, and of course, constant thanks for Shia LaBeouf. Congratulations to Kittens in Mittens for winning, and winning my cold-dead heart and the Death Star tie I was wearing, Flowers for Alderaan. I’ve told you there is power in team names. So the topic tonight: you’re at the scary movie, and you reach into the popcorn bucket to find… There once was a really full bucket Of popcorn and butter, lots of it I
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Sunday, Oct 16, 2016
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Drive-By Fruiting
QuizGentleman Bryton

I am not Dr. Nick. I do not know what happened to Dr. Nick, but for whatever reason I found myself on the stage at Piper Down for some good ol' fashioned Sunday Quizzing. I am forever tied to Piper Down so it's always a good time when I get to visit.  Teams ran the gamut from ballsy to dickensian to cubs-like to furniture salespeople. In fact I'm afraid I have to report that pants were quizzed in. It all built up to a tie for first place between Team Name and Le Petit Gas, then a tied-tiebreaker, and a nearly-tied double-tie tie-breaker. Wild!    Thanks for having me gang, Dr. Nick returns soon!
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