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1492 S State St
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84115
Sunday, July 26, 2015
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The Cancer of Capricorn
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

I always tell you, when in doubt, make it funny. I’m not sure if answering “The Cancer of Capricorn” was meant to be a hilarious answer, but it certainly is both hilarious and unfortunate. On the top layer, we looked at it and thought, “Ha! That’s funny that they put both names of the major tropic latitude lines together. But then… Alas, poor Capricorn. You have cancer. Way to bring things down in round one, you guys! As expected, round two was big for most teams. And then round eight destroyed most team’s hopes and dreams. It’s probably because round eight was upset about the news of Capricorn. But, Ned
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Tyson was reading a lot of Shakespeare at the time
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Many years ago, before I came to the land of Zion to become your benevolent Quizmaster, I lived around the corner from this guy featured in our round on ears. It was just a few short years after “the incident.” On one side of the street there were endless miles of standard-looking apartments, but on the other was Wayne Newton’s Casa de Shenandoah and several other prominent Las Vegas celebrities. One of those homes belonged to former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson. You knew when he was at this house because no fewer than two very terrifying security personnel guarded the front gates. When passing this, home, people would naturally ask who lived in this house that
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, July 19, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Watch your mouth
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Let’s talk about journalism… I’m kidding, but I really do admire those who studied and received degrees in this field that I once considered. It’s not fair that legitimate journalists are now having to pursue other careers because their jobs have been given to the staff of Buzzfeed and similar internet trolls. It’s a damn crime. Too bad there are no longer real jobs for journalists to expose this crime… I hope you have learned something from the quiz. Pygmy is a pejorative term that you should not use unless referring to the epic work of Chuck Palahniuk. While we’re at it, don’t use the word “gypsy” for “travelers.”
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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I didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It was the big night. And that is no understatement. It was huge. (said your mom) So big that Gar and I were intimidated. (phrasing) All hail Archer. The brilliance of the writing. The characters we all love. And also Cyril Figgis. (what a douche) I think we had teams suspended from the rafters of Piper Down to participate, which makes me so damn happy. Sadly, in the end, we could only have one winner. It was The Fox Eared Assholes just narrowly taking down Clone Bone (an obvious favourite of mine), with Frisky Dingo coming in a very close third.  And if you thought that was fun, remember
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, July 12, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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What's in the box?
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

That Kevin Spacey is quite the criminal mastermind. Diabolic in so many roles. And thanks to him, we’ve always got that bit at the end of Seven to squeeze out one more question about boxes. Funny… We just discussed boxes two weeks ago. So, it was another opportunity to listen to Richard Darbyshire’s one-hit wonder about homeless people. Oh the memories. You know what? I literally cannot think of anything else because I AM SO DAMN EXCITED ABOUT SPLOOSH: AN ALL-ARCHER QUIZ on Wednesday! Good lord, this will be incredible. I hope to see all of you, and pretty much all of SLC in their best black turtleneck… Actually, it’s hot as balls. Get
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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That guy totally blows
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Points for creativity are certainly in order when someone can, by any stretch of the imagination, consider Pabst Blue Ribbon as a “Belgian white ale.” To be fair, Blue Moon does taste about the same as PBR, and most other yeast-waters. But, with PBR coming to mind, and combining that with a menu item from Denny’s, we get the answer of the night: Pabst Blue Waffle. Whatever you do, do not Google that. Enjoy what innocence you have left. Oh what a night! Counting syllables AND a round on the saxophone that completely ignores Kenny G’s existence? They said it wouldn’t be possible, but here we are. Remember, next Wednesday is
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Laurie, Perabo, Billie, etc...
QuizBitch Jen

When Dr Nick asked me to cover for him so he could see Eddie Izzard, it felt much like being called up to the Majors... hosting at Piper Down felt like being welcomed home, but with a lot of beer. I forgot how much I miss being up on that stage- usually it's as scorekeeper though.Thank you to the awesome man who lent me his battery so that the music could continue. The WiFi having to be tethered from my phone is a sure way to kill your battery!So as I stepped up to the figurative plate last night, I thought I was nervously sweating bullets, but it was only the distinct lack of A/C reaching Heather and I on stage... OMG! It was so roasty up there! Beer was the best way
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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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A band called quiz, with their big hit: quiz
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

There once was a band who called themselves Bad Company, and they had a debut album which they named Bad Company. One of the songs on that album was called Bad Company. Confusing? Perhaps. They are not alone. Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Damn Yankees, and Pennywise are among the other bands who thought, “hey, we should name a song after our band.” There is another, but that band was “Living in a Box.” Where are they now? Literally living in a box. I’m kidding, Richard Darbyshire is an accomplished musician who just went through a very strange time in his life. And not as bizarre as a certain drug-fueled tiger-blooded sitcom star. #winning #notreally Anyways,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Possibly the worst topic which we should never discuss
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

So, let’s talk about something we really shouldn’t talk about. It is certainly something that I should be ashamed to even discuss. But I like (most of) you, so I feel like we can share these kinds of things. The other day, I was thinking about bukkake and similar acts. You know, facials, aka: the money shot. Now, this is not in the way of like a fantasy, or picturing it in my head. Honestly, it was not. I was wondering why these are even a thing. What sick freak actually fantasizes about ejaculation? Maybe I am doing it wrong, but the specific act of ejaculation (I’m not talking about what leads up to it, just focusing on that moment) is not really something that
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 21, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Losing weight thanks to Barbie
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Good times on a beautiful Sunday night. It is way too hot to be outdoors, so always plan on cooling off each weekend here at Piper Down. We have all the cold drinks and A/C you need. We revealed the secret that Barbie was indeed mostly responsible for the body issues that plague our society. If only one of our team’s answers was the “advice” given by Mattel on the toy “How to lose weight” book: Start smoking. We would have teenagers taking up smoking all these years. Safe, no harm, smoking. Not these dangerous eating disorders we are plagued with. But, the highlight of the night was picturing a line of Roman slaves carrying buckets full of people
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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He's judge, jury, ejaculator
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It all begins with a question about a Supreme Court Chief Justice with the initials J.J. and we have created a new superhero: Justice Johnson. Now, most of you predictably took the slang definition of Johnson, which gave us a dick-shaped superhero with a powdered wig of justice. All rise! The honorable Justice Johnson is in the courtroom. He is stiff but firm, generous, and has balls of steel. Enjoy the many character drawings of our new icon. You guys are just the best. Although I would recommend some sketch classes. Just saying. See what happens when we go all Broadway on you? Yes, squeezing in a bunch of questions about musicals gets you in the mood.  Congratulations
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 14, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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So you think you can be a spoiler
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Spoilers. Now, I understand there are the people who bitch about someone spoiling the end of LOST, but we’re talking about legitimate spoilers. Like discussing the end of Jurassic World this weekend (tip: end of next weekend you can start talking about it), or… Game of Thrones posts the night of the show. Seriously. Dick move, guys. It’s absolutely mind-blowing that 99% of the nonsense posted on Facebook are things like, “What Orange is the New Black inmate are you?” quizzes, but then one of you bitches think you are clever talking about an episode before a good deal of people have watched the show. It’s not clever. This doesn’t
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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In the world of religions and porn...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Hello Wednesday! Well wasn’t that just a dance on the moon? Coasting around the Mediterranean, sad words, sunshine, civil wars, scientology, and porn. How do we always wind up talking about pornos at these things? I blame all of you. Bunch of perverts. I have a confession. There are few things that truly terrify me. But religion is one of those things. Seriously, creeps me out completely. But as batshit nuts Scientology sounds, it seems to scare me the least. You never see Scientologists picketing Pride Festivals screaming about how Zenu hates certain lifestyles. Scientologists don’t lobby state legislatures to control liquor consumption. They just cheat
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 07, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Post-Pride we packed the Piper
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

What a beautiful weekend. And our quiz was the proverbial cherry on the top where we saw the faithful Dick Bangdana capture a win!  One thing we definitely know for sure is it is damn-near impossible to distinguish Bruce Springsteen lyrics from gospel hymns. Makes sense. I mean, you've heard hymns, they are a bunch of fairy-tale nonsense. And then you have Bruce... Okay, he has some great... He has some good... He has some adequate songs. But he's responsible for that obscure hit of bad FM radio, Blinded by the Light. Revved up like a deuce? Jesus. Or, whatever guy you choose to blame for the mistakes of pop music.  Dude's no Ke$ha,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Hey you guys, remember that time I played a Hall & Oates cover that made our blessed karaoke DJ Jaimal so furious that his mind power caused a blackout? Little did you know that he is one of those “gifted” humans (can’t say the “M” word because Marvel sold the rights to Fox and to ensure Jaimal is included in continuity story lines here at Piper Down we have to consider him “enhanced” rather than “m***tated”) with psychokinetic powers. Oh yes, he will one day be a member of a super-hero team that saves earth. Or maybe he already is. I mean, you haven’t seen aliens taking over earth, have you? So, I introduced our
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, May 31, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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I'm no Gar, but...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Oh hai, Sunday night quizzers! I truly did miss you last week, and from what I understand our illustrious Quizmaster Gar shared my Sunday activities and had some good jokes about a certain American “chocolate” maker which has become synonymous with the rectal anatomy. I must say, the “chocolate” is that bad, but their grasp of building roller coasters is world class! I do consider you quite fortunate, because I do not get to see the great and powerful Gar nearly enough, and I delight in his entertaining manner. In layman’s terms we consider him to be “One hilarious motherf*cker.” Count yourselves among the privileged to be entertained
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],