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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
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Everyone is anti-AIDS
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Thank you to all our gracious donors who opened up their hearts (and their pockets) to the Utah AIDS Foundation during this Quiz For a Cause. You helped them raise almost $300, and hopefully we have brought to light what great work this group performs. What a spectacular night! 31 teams, and a great initiation to Quizmaster Katie to see what pure unadulterated chaos looks like. Since she survived that, I think she is a keeper. Sooo… You guys really like R. Kelly? Amongst the team names mocking all sorts of perverts like Jared Fogle, Josh Duggar, Gary Herbert, and the average Ashley Madison user, our winners were Blood came out of my whatever
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, August 23, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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I'm about to lose control...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

I am so excited! Feel these nipples! No, seriously, it has been cold, and that is why I am excited. That means autumn is moving into position to save us from the unholy hell named summer. Don’t fool yourself with that, “I love the hot weather” bullshit. No, you don’t! If you did, you would never use air conditioning, you wouldn’t put ice in your water, and sno-cone stands would be obsolete. People think they love the heat, but no one does. That is Stockholm Syndrome talking! Summer has fooled you into thinking you like it. With autumn comes the better wardrobes, the ability to enjoy patio dining, the lower electricity bills, and the all-around
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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No thanks, I'll pay a little more for my foot-long...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Well hello there, Wednesday. You certainly showed up in full-force! What a spectacular evening, and some insanely close scores in every round. This is what hump day is all about. Also, apparently, Jared Fogle jokes. So many Jared jokes. There were more Jared jokes than a Subway shareholders meeting. Congratulations to Jared Fogle’s Kids Meal Special for pulling off a bit of an upset. The Imaginam Phallus was in a close second, toppling Crack Suicide Squad from getting into the prize money. And tonight! (Thursday, if you’re reading this on the date of publication) It’s Dangerous to Go Alone: An all-Nintendo
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, August 16, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Have a drink
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

If Jessica Walter is not the best TV alcoholic, I don’t know whom we could give that honor to. Sure, there are those who drink more. But between Lucille Bluth and Malory Archer, no one does it with more style. Sooo… Dutch musicians. Apparently not anyone’s strong point. Trust me, I knew that would be a tough one. But it was a good opportunity to expand your minds! I hope an entire round on giggling schoolchildren answers made up for that. Congratulations to Donald Trump makes me bleed out of everywhere for their win, and Ass for finishing second. Don’t forget to go to It’s Dangerous to
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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This quiz will change your life
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

I think all of us in the great SL,UT share the sentiments of our winning team: I’m wet with salvation. The run of Book of Mormon: The Musical has ended in our fair city, and I know that show has changed so many lives. If only we could all be baptized with that genius… I think a residency would be a brilliant idea. Let’s build a whole tourism business on blasphemous Mormon activities. We could be like Vegas, but for sarcasm instead of heat-stroke and sadness. A boy can dream, right? Anyways, thank you to all of you beautiful people who came to share the love of dehydration in the miserable heat last night. And congratulations to our
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, August 09, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Turn it off
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Ask someone to name Disney films, and they are usually batting in the right ballpark. They may miss some of the swings, but they’re at least taking the right shots. Apparently asking people to name Dreamworks animated films is like handing them a flyswatter and sending them into a cage of rabid tigers. It is not pretty. Who knew? I guess the biggest issue is there really is not a brand in the Dreamworks name that invokes that memory. I mean, who cares if these talking/farting anthropomorphic creatures were drawn by people working for Dreamworks, Sony, Illumination Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, or Joe’s Place Where We Make Really Bad Cartoons.
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, August 05, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Dentists: Good. Safari hunting: Bad
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

I’m going to go out on a ledge here and express two potentially unpopular opinions. First, going to the dentist is awesome. Usually. I love the feeling of a cleaning, and it is worth every penny to get that feeling. If more intensive work is needed, the long-term effects far outweigh that moment of pain. I feel I am an expert in this field, as there was once a time when I traumatized an entire dental practice. So… Here’s the situation. I once visited what was obviously a shitty dentist. I had a tooth that got cracked, and needed a crown. He did it poorly. Years later, I had to get it fixed by my fantastic new dentist. That poor man. My dentist has told me how he
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, August 02, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Tut tut...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

This will go down as my favorite summer of all time. I am sure that this bizarre weather has something to do with our inevitable atmospheric collapse and death, but at least we can look back at the summer of 2015 as one of the most pleasant and wet summers Salt Lake City has ever had in our lifetimes. And really, living in the now is the right way to live. Right? Going to a certain public place this morning has reminded me how much I want to ban cable news stations. We don’t need them. We don’t even need the shitty local news shows that make us more stupid each morning and evening. This is why I stopped listening and supporting NPR. I am better off the less “news”
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Draw a sentient STD
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Take a gander at the photos from last night, because I gave a small optional assignment, and many of you responded with incredible submissions. The assignment: draw a walking, talking, sentient STD. You did not disappoint. From a Miley-esque literal wrecking ball, to a well-drawn Spongebob, and a stick figure with a bag of money titled “Magic Johnson” your submissions hit that nail right on the head. Seriously, you are beautiful people. We had some team-bending name swaps, and plenty of upsets to the normal order of things. The Mongooses came out on top, with Back Porch Philosophers right behind, narrowly edging
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, July 26, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Cancer of Capricorn
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

I always tell you, when in doubt, make it funny. I’m not sure if answering “The Cancer of Capricorn” was meant to be a hilarious answer, but it certainly is both hilarious and unfortunate. On the top layer, we looked at it and thought, “Ha! That’s funny that they put both names of the major tropic latitude lines together. But then… Alas, poor Capricorn. You have cancer. Way to bring things down in round one, you guys! As expected, round two was big for most teams. And then round eight destroyed most team’s hopes and dreams. It’s probably because round eight was upset about the news of Capricorn. But, Ned
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Tyson was reading a lot of Shakespeare at the time
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Many years ago, before I came to the land of Zion to become your benevolent Quizmaster, I lived around the corner from this guy featured in our round on ears. It was just a few short years after “the incident.” On one side of the street there were endless miles of standard-looking apartments, but on the other was Wayne Newton’s Casa de Shenandoah and several other prominent Las Vegas celebrities. One of those homes belonged to former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson. You knew when he was at this house because no fewer than two very terrifying security personnel guarded the front gates. When passing this, home, people would naturally ask who lived in this house that
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, July 19, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Watch your mouth
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Let’s talk about journalism… I’m kidding, but I really do admire those who studied and received degrees in this field that I once considered. It’s not fair that legitimate journalists are now having to pursue other careers because their jobs have been given to the staff of Buzzfeed and similar internet trolls. It’s a damn crime. Too bad there are no longer real jobs for journalists to expose this crime… I hope you have learned something from the quiz. Pygmy is a pejorative term that you should not use unless referring to the epic work of Chuck Palahniuk. While we’re at it, don’t use the word “gypsy” for “travelers.”
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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I didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It was the big night. And that is no understatement. It was huge. (said your mom) So big that Gar and I were intimidated. (phrasing) All hail Archer. The brilliance of the writing. The characters we all love. And also Cyril Figgis. (what a douche) I think we had teams suspended from the rafters of Piper Down to participate, which makes me so damn happy. Sadly, in the end, we could only have one winner. It was The Fox Eared Assholes just narrowly taking down Clone Bone (an obvious favourite of mine), with Frisky Dingo coming in a very close third.  And if you thought that was fun, remember
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, July 12, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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What's in the box?
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

That Kevin Spacey is quite the criminal mastermind. Diabolic in so many roles. And thanks to him, we’ve always got that bit at the end of Seven to squeeze out one more question about boxes. Funny… We just discussed boxes two weeks ago. So, it was another opportunity to listen to Richard Darbyshire’s one-hit wonder about homeless people. Oh the memories. You know what? I literally cannot think of anything else because I AM SO DAMN EXCITED ABOUT SPLOOSH: AN ALL-ARCHER QUIZ on Wednesday! Good lord, this will be incredible. I hope to see all of you, and pretty much all of SLC in their best black turtleneck… Actually, it’s hot as balls. Get
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
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[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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That guy totally blows
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Points for creativity are certainly in order when someone can, by any stretch of the imagination, consider Pabst Blue Ribbon as a “Belgian white ale.” To be fair, Blue Moon does taste about the same as PBR, and most other yeast-waters. But, with PBR coming to mind, and combining that with a menu item from Denny’s, we get the answer of the night: Pabst Blue Waffle. Whatever you do, do not Google that. Enjoy what innocence you have left. Oh what a night! Counting syllables AND a round on the saxophone that completely ignores Kenny G’s existence? They said it wouldn’t be possible, but here we are. Remember, next Wednesday is
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 7:30 pm]
[Sundays @ 7:30 pm]
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Laurie, Perabo, Billie, etc...
QuizBitch Jen

When Dr Nick asked me to cover for him so he could see Eddie Izzard, it felt much like being called up to the Majors... hosting at Piper Down felt like being welcomed home, but with a lot of beer. I forgot how much I miss being up on that stage- usually it's as scorekeeper though.Thank you to the awesome man who lent me his battery so that the music could continue. The WiFi having to be tethered from my phone is a sure way to kill your battery!So as I stepped up to the figurative plate last night, I thought I was nervously sweating bullets, but it was only the distinct lack of A/C reaching Heather and I on stage... OMG! It was so roasty up there! Beer was the best way
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