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Heeellloooo Nurse
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Our quiz was simply huge, with No more stuff: RIP Chuck Barris taking a win, and We found these answers on Bing coming right behind them. With the weather changing, our topic was on Soccer Moms Gone Bad! Enjoy. I took my kids to school Lit up a jay on my way to the pool Called my husband to remind me of the rules When I’m fuckin around with that other hung fool Time to get loaded before the kids smell the bourbon Fuck you, Timmy, and out little dog too!   There was a young baller from Hillcrest Whose member did never get a rest All
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Wednesday, Mar 22, 2017
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Beep boop
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A huge congratulation for Tundra Dumpster, who just narrowly topped Crack Suicide Squad for the top spot. Great game, everyone! Our topic, those crazy kids at IBM fed Watson the Urban Dictionary. This is how we think it went down. How does your dongle dangle? She askecd while unrolling the screen protector He responded, you’ve got a bus I can ram As soon as you light my fire wire   I am a bot, I beep and boop And when I learn something new I store it in my drive so hard And become an urban bard I fricketty frack,
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Sunday, Mar 19, 2017
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No one smolders like LeFou
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Congratulations to We’re gay for LeFou for winning, and boy, wasn’t that movie so worth all the controversy?? (Spoiler alert: it was not.)  In second, The Hollywoo All Stars! And now, on this anniversary of John DeLorean’s death, we talked about your time travel missions, which incidentally all involved a lot of sex.   I love you perverts.   Ramses the Second was quite a dick To enslave and build monuments was his shtick To him I would go As a mummy, you know And fuck him till his bandages stick   Back
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Wednesday, Mar 15, 2017
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Et tu, Pluto?
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Congratulations to Tropical Dumpster for capturing the win, and Malted Hops and Bong Resin for finishing just behind them and taking the second-place money. And now, in honor of the Ides of March, your tales of backstabbers. There once was a man from Rome Who thought he was safe in his own home He said to his friend Brutus “you always came through for us” but he was fucking wrong   Caesar’s friend Brutus / though he’s a pretty good guy / turns out he isn’t Filthy British spy / your debts killed you, you dumb fuck / dick
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Sunday, Mar 12, 2017
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Our Holy Slayer
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What an incredible night, where we get a couple of teams in the top who don’t get the top honors often. Brother John and his Sister Wives had an incredible round 8 and won the night, with The O’Douls leading through the night and finishing in second. Now, in honor of Buffy the Vampire Slayer’s 20th anniversary, it’s Buffy: Interrupted by menopause.   There once was a slayer who aged Till hot flashes at night fully raged Only one child she had Angel wasn’t the dad So he had to be eternally caged   A
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Got red on you
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Congratulations to Malted Hops and Bong Resin for once again dominating round two, and holding on to that momentum for a win. Just behind them, What would Kathy do? Finished with the second prize. And now, cartoon misogynists reformed to feminist heroes!   There once was a caveman, Fred Who took some feminist meds Wife peddled the car It took them so far Wilma ruled the roost instead   There was a girly man named The Rock Whose boyfriend had a really big cock He called his boy Vin And said, “hey are you
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Sunday, Mar 05, 2017
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Mirror mirror
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Congratulations to Sissy Jupe for the win, and Weather or not, we’re here for finishing second! What if you had a talking magic mirror, but it only gave you really shitty dating advice? Tell her the name of / your three nipples: Leviticus / Kevin, and Mitchell Don’t let her cum / no woman likes doing that / trust me, I know this Tell her you are / the second cuming of Carlos Danger / Anthony Weiner Won’t come true because / Snow White is gonna come by / and fuck you over Dark bar in the south / I bought her five mint juleps / she left with her brother Bring your phone when you go / show
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And the prize goes to...
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Big congratulations to The Guesstapo for a strong quiz on a very difficult night. Just behind them, The Stepdads were successful in staying in the prize money for a second week. And now, because The Oscars screwed the pooch, here are your ideas for even worse mistakes at awards shows! Heard of the Darwins? / my mom was in the finals / they heard “died in trash” She beat Beyonce / he fucked up her award speech / fuck you Kanye West And the winner of / what happens in Vegas doesn’t / stay in Vegas: Herpes And the Grammy for / best artist of the century / Justin Bieber Suicide Squad sucks / but
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Sunday, Feb 26, 2017
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Lights, cameras, accident
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Does anyone else feel like we are in the worst episode of The Twilight Zone? Beside the craziness of our political environment, we have had Steve Harvey announce the wrong winner of a beauty pageant, and now the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences ruins the biggest award ceremony in the entertainment world… One would ask how this happens, but I fear we know how. Mike Judge explained it to us. Only he predicted it would be a long time away. No… We are living in that world where it is acceptable to make these types of colossal screw ups. Cut corners. Do more with less. Forget about literacy and quality of work. Anyways… We had a flawless and error-free
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Wednesday, Feb 22, 2017
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More land, less empty retail space
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We came together, and we raised some dolla bills for Utah Open Lands! Thanks go out to everyone who opened their hearts and their wallets to support this organization who is fighting for the beauty and prosperity of Utah, even when a small group of millionaires are trying everything they can to destroy it. Congratulations to The Stepdads: because we beat you and fuck your mother for their win tonight. They killed the audio round, and just kept crushing it. Just behind them, Crack Suicide Squad finished in second. Our topic of the night, on the news that the president of Iceland joked about outlawing pineapple on pizza, we wanted to show there are much
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Why so sticky?
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It is always a huge night out before a Monday holiday, and Snake Clowns brought the heat to win! Just behind them, a team-up of strangers took second. Congratulations Stephen Hawking School of Dance. And now, why are the stairs sticky? The goo on the stairs / was filled up with all black hairs / who knew when it came The stairs are sticky / spilt Kool-Aid and juice had made / the stairs all sticky Gooey drops falling / like rain drops on Mt. Fuji / all over your mom My stairs are sticky / I do not know what happened / I must have been drunk Steps are so sticky / Bowling Green oh Bowling Green / sticky so are
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Everybody is fist fighting
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Big shout-out to our Geekbowl-bound The Guesstapo for winning, and in second, Malted Hops and Bong Resin. The topic for tonight, in celebration of the new movie Fist Fight, who do you want to fight? Herman Melville’s soft / if I fought him, I’d punch him / in his Moby Dick My Uncle Marty / stealing the last Cheetos snack / an empty stomach Drank a lot last night / I got in a fight, black eye / turns out I just fell Mohammad Ali / truly a challenge for me / to make history Punch, kick, scream, dodge, hit / ouch I say, please stop and quit / my mom is a bitch Life is uncertain / but of this
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Give 'em a Grammy
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Huge congratulations to Paid to protest at this event for indeed gaining financially from attending our night. They captured the win, with Jehova’s Thickness right behind them. Our topic, what is, or should be happening at the Grammy’s. Grammy, not so cool / instead, let’s drink lots of beer / yay yay yay yay yay I love big titties / Katy Perry defines skill / god bless the Grammys Who is Luke Bryan / his skinny jeans are too tight / fuck pop country poop You bake the best cookies / your hair is greying well / your hugs are the best Fuck Katy Perry / no one cares about your tits / should have
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What can I say, sometimes you just need to have Nikki quiz for you instead of Nick
Nikki!

That's right. Nick decided to walk away for a bit and leave you all to me: Nikki! The quizmaster extraordinaire. I may have mispronounced things and turned the music up way to loud for the first little bit, but really, I just wanted you to be just as excited about the Anastasia soundtrack as I am. We had a great quiz tonight with some strong players in Things  you Hear in a Whorehouse, So-Called Team, and Crack Suicide Squad who took our first and second place spots and some lifesavers in my friends Mary and Garrian, who took time out of their busy schedules to break into my house to get my computer charger to make sure I could
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Hi. I'm me. I'm pretty damn cool.


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This one time, at swipe right camp
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We were bursting at the seams, and loving every minute of it. A huge congratulations to Can we order the Vladimir Poutine for dominating the night, and Malted Hops and Bong Resin for finishing in second! Our topic for the night, date disasters. Enjoy! Garlic onion breath / not the size that counts, baby / so, my place later? Him: mouthy vegan / meet my friends. Is this a date? / him to friend: did you strip? Tindr helps me meet / some interesting people / some of them are bad Such a pretty man / so rich, so clever, so smart / Pepe tattoo… fuck! Some of them ask you / ridiculous requests like / feed and
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Sunday, Jan 29, 2017
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We need more
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At the beginning of the night, one member of Somalia – why no Trump golf course came up and told The Chairman and myself that he was screwed. He didn’t think his team would show. But they did, and they dominated! Just behind, Feminine Penis brought the goods to finish second. And now, what does America need more of? (so very much, but what we really need is love, sweet love) Peace, love, unity / fuck the orange cheetoh man / Lady Liberty America needs / more scientist gangs roaming / the streets hunting Drumpf Love is wonderful / peace: of course perfect but fuck / you, racist Nazis America needs / more sex
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