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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Laurie, Perabo, Billie, etc...
QuizBitch Jen

When Dr Nick asked me to cover for him so he could see Eddie Izzard, it felt much like being called up to the Majors... hosting at Piper Down felt like being welcomed home, but with a lot of beer. I forgot how much I miss being up on that stage- usually it's as scorekeeper though.Thank you to the awesome man who lent me his battery so that the music could continue. The WiFi having to be tethered from my phone is a sure way to kill your battery!So as I stepped up to the figurative plate last night, I thought I was nervously sweating bullets, but it was only the distinct lack of A/C reaching Heather and I on stage... OMG! It was so roasty up there! Beer was the best way
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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 28, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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A band called quiz, with their big hit: quiz
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

There once was a band who called themselves Bad Company, and they had a debut album which they named Bad Company. One of the songs on that album was called Bad Company. Confusing? Perhaps. They are not alone. Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Damn Yankees, and Pennywise are among the other bands who thought, “hey, we should name a song after our band.” There is another, but that band was “Living in a Box.” Where are they now? Literally living in a box. I’m kidding, Richard Darbyshire is an accomplished musician who just went through a very strange time in his life. And not as bizarre as a certain drug-fueled tiger-blooded sitcom star. #winning #notreally Anyways,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Possibly the worst topic which we should never discuss
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

So, let’s talk about something we really shouldn’t talk about. It is certainly something that I should be ashamed to even discuss. But I like (most of) you, so I feel like we can share these kinds of things. The other day, I was thinking about bukkake and similar acts. You know, facials, aka: the money shot. Now, this is not in the way of like a fantasy, or picturing it in my head. Honestly, it was not. I was wondering why these are even a thing. What sick freak actually fantasizes about ejaculation? Maybe I am doing it wrong, but the specific act of ejaculation (I’m not talking about what leads up to it, just focusing on that moment) is not really something that
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 21, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Losing weight thanks to Barbie
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Good times on a beautiful Sunday night. It is way too hot to be outdoors, so always plan on cooling off each weekend here at Piper Down. We have all the cold drinks and A/C you need. We revealed the secret that Barbie was indeed mostly responsible for the body issues that plague our society. If only one of our team’s answers was the “advice” given by Mattel on the toy “How to lose weight” book: Start smoking. We would have teenagers taking up smoking all these years. Safe, no harm, smoking. Not these dangerous eating disorders we are plagued with. But, the highlight of the night was picturing a line of Roman slaves carrying buckets full of people
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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He's judge, jury, ejaculator
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It all begins with a question about a Supreme Court Chief Justice with the initials J.J. and we have created a new superhero: Justice Johnson. Now, most of you predictably took the slang definition of Johnson, which gave us a dick-shaped superhero with a powdered wig of justice. All rise! The honorable Justice Johnson is in the courtroom. He is stiff but firm, generous, and has balls of steel. Enjoy the many character drawings of our new icon. You guys are just the best. Although I would recommend some sketch classes. Just saying. See what happens when we go all Broadway on you? Yes, squeezing in a bunch of questions about musicals gets you in the mood.  Congratulations
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 14, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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So you think you can be a spoiler
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Spoilers. Now, I understand there are the people who bitch about someone spoiling the end of LOST, but we’re talking about legitimate spoilers. Like discussing the end of Jurassic World this weekend (tip: end of next weekend you can start talking about it), or… Game of Thrones posts the night of the show. Seriously. Dick move, guys. It’s absolutely mind-blowing that 99% of the nonsense posted on Facebook are things like, “What Orange is the New Black inmate are you?” quizzes, but then one of you bitches think you are clever talking about an episode before a good deal of people have watched the show. It’s not clever. This doesn’t
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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In the world of religions and porn...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Hello Wednesday! Well wasn’t that just a dance on the moon? Coasting around the Mediterranean, sad words, sunshine, civil wars, scientology, and porn. How do we always wind up talking about pornos at these things? I blame all of you. Bunch of perverts. I have a confession. There are few things that truly terrify me. But religion is one of those things. Seriously, creeps me out completely. But as batshit nuts Scientology sounds, it seems to scare me the least. You never see Scientologists picketing Pride Festivals screaming about how Zenu hates certain lifestyles. Scientologists don’t lobby state legislatures to control liquor consumption. They just cheat
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, June 07, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Post-Pride we packed the Piper
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

What a beautiful weekend. And our quiz was the proverbial cherry on the top where we saw the faithful Dick Bangdana capture a win!  One thing we definitely know for sure is it is damn-near impossible to distinguish Bruce Springsteen lyrics from gospel hymns. Makes sense. I mean, you've heard hymns, they are a bunch of fairy-tale nonsense. And then you have Bruce... Okay, he has some great... He has some good... He has some adequate songs. But he's responsible for that obscure hit of bad FM radio, Blinded by the Light. Revved up like a deuce? Jesus. Or, whatever guy you choose to blame for the mistakes of pop music.  Dude's no Ke$ha,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Hey you guys, remember that time I played a Hall & Oates cover that made our blessed karaoke DJ Jaimal so furious that his mind power caused a blackout? Little did you know that he is one of those “gifted” humans (can’t say the “M” word because Marvel sold the rights to Fox and to ensure Jaimal is included in continuity story lines here at Piper Down we have to consider him “enhanced” rather than “m***tated”) with psychokinetic powers. Oh yes, he will one day be a member of a super-hero team that saves earth. Or maybe he already is. I mean, you haven’t seen aliens taking over earth, have you? So, I introduced our
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, May 31, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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I'm no Gar, but...
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Oh hai, Sunday night quizzers! I truly did miss you last week, and from what I understand our illustrious Quizmaster Gar shared my Sunday activities and had some good jokes about a certain American “chocolate” maker which has become synonymous with the rectal anatomy. I must say, the “chocolate” is that bad, but their grasp of building roller coasters is world class! I do consider you quite fortunate, because I do not get to see the great and powerful Gar nearly enough, and I delight in his entertaining manner. In layman’s terms we consider him to be “One hilarious motherf*cker.” Count yourselves among the privileged to be entertained
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Things to do in Hershey when you don't eat candy
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Who would have thought I could spend an entire day in Hershey Pennsyltucky when I don't eat much candy, and certainly don't consume any the product the namesake company makes with whatever abomination they call "cocoa beans?"  Spoiler alert: it tastes spoiled.  But I have to give it up to that company for building a hell of an amusement park. For a day, I got to be a teenager riding all the thrill rides imaginable. Also: stand in hour-long lines. But still. It was good.  Not as good as being here with you at my beloved Piper Down. We had the SLC dominators, The Guesstapo, in attendance. They managed to get the win. Just close
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, May 24, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]

Gar is an idiot man-child who likes cats, video games and beer.

Despite the occasional run-on sentence, Gar is a dedicated Grammar Nazi. He's also a giant stickler for rules, mainly because his anxious disposition precludes from him convincingly pulling off any untoward behavior of his own.

A social recluse by day, the prospect of booze-fueled battles of wits compels him to leave the warm, comforting glow of his computer monitor each night for pub quiz.

Did we mention the cats?


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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The other Santa
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It takes nights like tonight to remind us that so many people really do not know the state capitals of our fifty states. To be fair, many of our states are pretty insignificant places that should probably be forgotten. North AND South Dakota? Seems like overkill. Let’s just have one. Actually, just roll them both into Montana, absorb Wyoming and Idaho, and let’s call it National Parkland. Like we really need 50 states. The problem would be if we tried to combine states there would be a huge gerrymandering problem and we would somehow split part of California and New York in every new region despite thousands of miles separating each geographically.
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, May 17, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Soliloquy of the moles
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Have you ever played Whac-a-Mole? I’m not even sure it still exists. Granted, I’m not typically hanging around places where one would find a Whac-a-mole machine. I consider Chuck-E-Cheese to be one of the circles of hell that Dante told us about. Anyways, consider those little moles, jumping up randomly, taunting you. Your job is to keep knocking them down. One, after another, after another, after another… These moles just keep popping up. Now, in a game, this is particularly fun. The game lasts maybe a minute. But what if you are stuck in a game of Whac-a-Mole? You can’t escape, and they just keep coming. Faster, harder,
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


  • Quiz Image
Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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It's always peanut butter time
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

It was time to unpack our adjectives, walk like Walken, and talk about peanut butter being stuck to… You filthy perverts. The roof of your mouth. Where else would peanut butter be? I truly do not want an answer to that question. At all. The bar was booming, and we watched bloodshed in several rounds. But it was Crack Homicide Squad who had the music experts that carried the crew to the win. Just behind them, Death by Misadventure narrowly edged out the teams in a third-place tie:
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],


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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT
84115
Sunday, May 10, 2015
[Wednesday 7:30 pm]
[Sunday 7:30 pm]
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Some Children Left Behind
Doctor Nick: Thymelord

Manboobs, Ninja Turtle rejects, and all our education comes from television. That is pretty much the take away from the quiz. All three of these point out something very wrong with our future. As someone who works in education, specifically my interaction with high school students, I can tell you that the next generation may have a chance if it wasn’t for our complete failures. All the debates are, “how much testing is too much?” or “can standardized tests be effective?” when the real question is “are we allowing children to believe Kevin James is funny?” There are plenty of resources
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Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

[this space available for expensive advertisements],