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Why so sticky?
Dr. Nick

It is always a huge night out before a Monday holiday, and Snake Clowns brought the heat to win! Just behind them, a team-up of strangers took second. Congratulations Stephen Hawking School of Dance. And now, why are the stairs sticky? The goo on the stairs / was filled up with all black hairs / who knew when it came The stairs are sticky / spilt Kool-Aid and juice had made / the stairs all sticky Gooey drops falling / like rain drops on Mt. Fuji / all over your mom My stairs are sticky / I do not know what happened / I must have been drunk Steps are so sticky / Bowling Green oh Bowling Green / sticky so are
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Wednesday, Feb 15, 2017
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Everybody is fist fighting
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Big shout-out to our Geekbowl-bound The Guesstapo for winning, and in second, Malted Hops and Bong Resin. The topic for tonight, in celebration of the new movie Fist Fight, who do you want to fight? Herman Melville’s soft / if I fought him, I’d punch him / in his Moby Dick My Uncle Marty / stealing the last Cheetos snack / an empty stomach Drank a lot last night / I got in a fight, black eye / turns out I just fell Mohammad Ali / truly a challenge for me / to make history Punch, kick, scream, dodge, hit / ouch I say, please stop and quit / my mom is a bitch Life is uncertain / but of this
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Sunday, Feb 12, 2017
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Give 'em a Grammy
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Huge congratulations to Paid to protest at this event for indeed gaining financially from attending our night. They captured the win, with Jehova’s Thickness right behind them. Our topic, what is, or should be happening at the Grammy’s. Grammy, not so cool / instead, let’s drink lots of beer / yay yay yay yay yay I love big titties / Katy Perry defines skill / god bless the Grammys Who is Luke Bryan / his skinny jeans are too tight / fuck pop country poop You bake the best cookies / your hair is greying well / your hugs are the best Fuck Katy Perry / no one cares about your tits / should have
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What can I say, sometimes you just need to have Nikki quiz for you instead of Nick
Nikki!

That's right. Nick decided to walk away for a bit and leave you all to me: Nikki! The quizmaster extraordinaire. I may have mispronounced things and turned the music up way to loud for the first little bit, but really, I just wanted you to be just as excited about the Anastasia soundtrack as I am. We had a great quiz tonight with some strong players in Things  you Hear in a Whorehouse, So-Called Team, and Crack Suicide Squad who took our first and second place spots and some lifesavers in my friends Mary and Garrian, who took time out of their busy schedules to break into my house to get my computer charger to make sure I could
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Hi. I'm me. I'm pretty damn cool.


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Wednesday, Feb 01, 2017
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This one time, at swipe right camp
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We were bursting at the seams, and loving every minute of it. A huge congratulations to Can we order the Vladimir Poutine for dominating the night, and Malted Hops and Bong Resin for finishing in second! Our topic for the night, date disasters. Enjoy! Garlic onion breath / not the size that counts, baby / so, my place later? Him: mouthy vegan / meet my friends. Is this a date? / him to friend: did you strip? Tindr helps me meet / some interesting people / some of them are bad Such a pretty man / so rich, so clever, so smart / Pepe tattoo… fuck! Some of them ask you / ridiculous requests like / feed and
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Sunday, Jan 29, 2017
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We need more
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At the beginning of the night, one member of Somalia – why no Trump golf course came up and told The Chairman and myself that he was screwed. He didn’t think his team would show. But they did, and they dominated! Just behind, Feminine Penis brought the goods to finish second. And now, what does America need more of? (so very much, but what we really need is love, sweet love) Peace, love, unity / fuck the orange cheetoh man / Lady Liberty America needs / more scientist gangs roaming / the streets hunting Drumpf Love is wonderful / peace: of course perfect but fuck / you, racist Nazis America needs / more sex
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Wednesday, Jan 25, 2017
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Uh, oh! It's Bob Barker right behind you!
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Congratulations to Gangsters, in space? for catching the win, and Mary Tyler Morte for finishing second. Your topic tonight was game show disasters, enjoy! Crystal the cracker / spins the wheel and gets a one / the price is wrong bitch Whose line is it anyway? / in fact it’s cocaine, none of / their careers survive He said five thousand / Bob said, and your answer is? / She said one dollar Door number one: car / door number two: swimming pool / I chose three: herpes Whose Electoral College / where the points are made up and / the votes don’t matter I’m here ‘cause you’re
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Sunday, Jan 22, 2017
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Just one more?
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Congratulations to Alternate Fact: More people at inauguration than pub quiz for catching the win tonight, and I forgot the whip for finishing second. The topic of the night: unnecessary sequels! Don’t leave me at home / there are robbers on the loose / ne’r seen this before The oven sweepers / nazi entrepreneurs / Shindler’s list: the sequel Anastasia / flees Rasputin to NY / to become Ayn Rand Baby Einsteins 2 / pushes children to new heights / next: toddler burnouts Debbie did Dallas / then she found her lord Jesus / preaching for prez Drump I’m tired of these / motherfucking
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Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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There is oddly a lot of Crossover between Gilmore Girls and Buffy
Nikki!

 Well, we did it! We found a place for all of our useless knowledge about Gilmore Girls could be used for profit. It was just beautiful.  Thank you so much to all who came out to our first ever Gilmore Girls theme quiz. Everyone did such a great job. Alas, one person had to come out on top. I'm not gonna lie, I thought after round three that we could end up with multiple ties, but I was glad to see that everyone brought some game with them tonight. I want to give props to The Stolen Cornstarches  for telling me about how upset they were when they thought that this quiz wasn't going to SLC. You guys may have been our last place team, but you took
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Wednesday, Jan 18, 2017
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It's how work gets done
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Congratulations to Crack Suicide Squad for capturing the win. And just behind them, Gangsters, in space? Our topic tonight was workplace masturbation. Should we do it, who cleans up, will morale improve… Due to budget cuts  / the mothers’ lounge will be merged / with the 0-face room Deadline to be met / clients screaming on the phone / time to go #3 Sticky room beckons / me hither to rub one out / with Bob from IT Please disseminate / break room memo: clean up / your human memo Can you file this? / not now, I’m busy stroking / fuck yeah, I’m cumming Sticky keyboard goo /
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I have a dream issue
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Congratulations to Don't quiz in my face for capturing the win, and The group formerly known as Billboard Dads for finishing right behind them in second.  Our topic, on this eve of MLKDay, you either got the day off, or your boss is a racist. Enjoy! This is not a song / or a limerick about a / drink to MLK Drunk, I will get now / for the MLK Junior / hangover for him I’m way over hung / the girl last night disagreed / I regret nothing What better way to / celebrate MLK than / to get real fucked up? I once had a dream / to not work on holidays / to hug porcelain Drinking all night
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Ugh, is this real?
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Congrats to Gangsters, In space? for winning this very competitive quiz. Just behind them, HBHB narrowly edged into second place. Of course, we had to get golden showers off everyone’s mind, so enjoy! King turned all to gold / Midas gave hookers gold things / or golden showers Kinky Scrooge McDuck / when he’s not playing duck fuck / dives in pools of pee Oh, mellow yellow / all dripping down my body / wait, my GOD that’s pee Feel the effects of / a temporary flow / of sweet golden pee Gold showers for me / gold shower smells dank n stank / gold shower for life Bathe in liquid gold /
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When in America?
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Our forward-seeing brilliant team America? called it way back. I think that is actually where we live now.  Congratulations to The Siberian Candidate for winning, having a terrifyingly accurate name, and being very clever. Just behind them, and in a hotly contested night, Billboard Dads pulled off a second-place finish in their inaugural quiz here at Piper Down. Hope to see you next week.  So our topic was "gnome with butt plug," which is thanks to... I'll let you Google that yourself. Enjoy! My buttplug’s a gnome / Mr. Travelocity / got nothing on me The pressure, my rear / what
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Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
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#SnowMG!
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Huge thanks to everyone who didn’t let this storm scare them away (though damn did some of you split quickly after). It was scary on some of the roads, so thank you for being brave and wonderful! What an incredible night, and a very highly contested game. Wow, ask for some possible 2017 celebrity deaths, and you guys are brutal. That’s why I love you! Oh my god! Again? / They killed Kenny! Bastards! / Dying, bad for health Fucking finally / I, Yeezus, finished the job / hail our queen, ‘Yonce Hatred in the world / Peace, love, not Trump homicide / I hope to get laid Megyn Kelly please / bleed out of your whatever / let Trump lick it
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He was a Wonka boy
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Let’s hope the rest of 2017 is just like this night. What a way to kick it off. Our winners, We are gizzard shad, who narrowly topped the crowd, and Daddy’s sweet cream dairy coming in second place. Our topic, an homage to the ones 2016 ripped from us. Let’s go watch Labyrinth / and drink lots of cold absinth / Bowie died, no sense He loved Lily much / worked for Lord and Dumbledore / Wizard World, Always Anton Yelchin / his body was squelchin / remember to park it Robin Williams died / that sucks bad it does / oh shit, that wasn’t last year Purple songs royal / Diamonds glitter, crumpled
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I have a bad feeling about this
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Wow! Oh what a night! Late December back in 2016. Oh so many lives we’ve seen, ripped from us, oh what a night. With a big congratulations to Things you hear in a whorehouse for a dominating night and a big win, and to Fuck the French, who finished second and I assume just really hate croissants. (How can you hate croissants?? You monsters!) Our topic for the night was homage to those we have lost, and those who may be torn away from us to finish off the year that America died. Enjoy! Those we have lost: I thought he’d been dead / for lo, the past thirty years / so long, my sweet Fish Skull, brain, blood, toupee
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