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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Jan 17, 2017
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The Night The British Were Coming
Quizmaster Soss

In preparing for tonight's quiz, I spent a good amount of time trying to find a recording of a British person doing a countdown I could use in the music round… which was BBC One lounge covers. So considering all of the songs were sung by Brits, it seemed like a good idea.Well, I did manage to find recordings like that, but the more I listened to them, the more I realized how perverted the British must naturally be. Every word they say ends with this orgasmic release of air. So instead of just simply saying "number one," an Englishman would say "number one-uhhhh." With this real gaspy sexual tone on that last syllable. It's really hard to explain it in written word. But you
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Jan 10, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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There Must Be 69 Ways To Heave On Your Lover
Quizmaster Soss

There were a handful of things I learned tonight and I just quickly want to share them with you. First, a parabola actually has some kind of confusing mathematic definition. I was good at math, but I guess I always just thought it was a fancy word for a curve. Secondly, Saddam Hussein withdrew $900 million from bank in 2003. I think what I learned from that is that apparently there are banks out there that actually have $1 billion in them. That's crazy to me. And most importantly I learned about a sex position called 69, which is apparently overrated. One day when I have sex I'll get back to you guys and let you know if I agree with this assessment or not.Tonight was one of the
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Jan 03, 2017
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night I Worked So Hard For You (To Give You Money)
Quizmaster Soss

Our time together just goes by so fast. I didn't get a chance to talk to anyone about how slutty they were on New Year's Eve or how many fights they got in over Christmas. Sometimes this quiz just gets in the way of our time alone together, don't you think?That being said, it was fun to get back at it - and with a subtle nod to George Michael to boot. I'll never pass up an excuse to play Everything She Wants. Our winners tonight just returned from traveling the world and decided there's no better place than A Bar Named Sue. So The Hobo Fuckdolls get a grand first-place homecoming and 60 bucks to spend at
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Dec 27, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Nothing like an electrical dumpster fire
Dr. Nick

I do always love showing up at my neighborhood drinking spot to give Jared a night off. This night, absolutely no exception. It was a great night of surprising surges and bombs in scores, leading to a win for a team who thought round eight was going to put them out of contention. Congratulations to Is 2016 Over Yet?, and the answer to that question is… three more miserable days, followed by a 2017 that is sure to be even worse. Just behind them, First Bumble Date was flying their new app flag high and cruised into second place after having to climb all over the bar to jockey for that position. Hope to see you again soon! Hugs
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Dec 20, 2016
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I Know What You Aren't Getting For Christmas
Quizmaster Soss

Here's hoping that we all get lots of cool things this Christmas. I'd like to make a few predictions. At least 95% of us will receive one or more pairs of socks. 100% of us will get a gift card, and 50% of them will be for Starbucks. More than a few of us will get some kind of bracelet that tells us how little exercise we're getting and how close to a heart attack we're approaching. One of you will find out you're going to be an aunt or an uncle. And not one of us will get a puppy. We're boring adults now, so glow sticks and remote control cars and fake dog poop don't excite us anymore I guess. Although I could definitely get daily use out of fake dog poop. The best gift I got so far
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Dec 13, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Night Glare On Overwhelm St.
Quizmaster Soss

My favorite thing about the holiday season, other than Jesus being born every year, and an endless onslaught of Christmas albums (even the Stone Temple Pilots lead singer put one out!) is driving around and making fun of people's Christmas lights. I'm not qualified for it… I've never once put up Christmas lights. But I consider myself an expert nonetheless so I'm confident in declaring that few people do a nice job decorating their house. And by "nice job," I mean completely draping every square inch of the house, every leaf on all the trees, and every blade of grass in the yard, with random, gaudy, and over-the-top Christmas vomit.This is the only way to
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Dec 06, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night Horses Were Not Harmed
Quizmaster Soss

This is pretty old news, but I recently found out that some IKEA's were putting horsemeat in their meatballs. And I'm like, "where do you even get horsemeat?" Obviously from horses, but why do people even have horses? In the same way your mom and all her friends don't really get why computers are so great, that's how I am with horses. I understand that people like them and a lot of people use them, I just don't really get why.Anyway, this is all to say that I want to offer my personal guarantee that there is no horsemeat in my quiz. There might be horsemeat used somehow in the making of your tennis shoes, or your pillows, and obviously your meatballs, but I don't use horsemeat
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Breaking Ties Like I Was Your Real Dad
Quizmaster Soss

Raise your hand if you already have all your Christmas shopping done! [looks around...] Yeah I figured it was just me. Between Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Sex Toy Sunday, Cyber Monday, and the exceptional deals of 2% Off Tuesday, I was able to find great deals on all of the crappy gifts I get my family already. So, Santa, you can suck a Yule Log because I'm done with you already.The biggest advantage to getting your shopping done early is that you can escape having to wait inlonger and longer lines as time goes on listening to Christmas songs that are more and more annoying as we get closer to Christmas.Okay… I'll stop
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Nov 22, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night Before The Feast
Quizmaster Soss

I'm not normally one to toot my own cornucopia, but this year I hope we can all come together and really focus on what you should be thankful for… me. Similar to the white man bringing weapons and Thanksgiving feasts to the New World, I bring gifts of quiz to you. So in a way, this week's holiday is a celebration of all the wonderful things I have brought to your simple life. Thanksgiving has gotten out of hand lately. Celebrating parades and football and family and nobody is giving proper gratitude for the quizmasters of the world. So as you're saying grace before dinner this Thursday, make sure to mention me. And maybe also have a moment of silence but instead of silence
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Nov 15, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night Your Brain Was On Drugs
Quizmaster Soss

I know this obviously doesn't affect us here in Utah, but now that a bunch of other states voted to decriminalize weed, that means about 20% of Americans will soon be able to legally get high. That should make your Christmas vacations a little more tolerable hopefully, you grinch. Anyway, it was fitting, then, that tonight we did a round all about drugs and alcohol. Judging from the scores, you guys were pretty excited about that. Most of you even got ketamine, because y'all apparently don't mess around with boring stuff like pot. Of the 15 teams quizzing tonight, only one team didn't ace that round. And even they only missed one. The most revealing round of the night, however, was
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Nov 08, 2016
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The Night Nothing Went Wrong
Quizmaster Soss

What a great night, right!? We had a really great time here at A Bar Named Sue, quizzing our hearts out. There was a really fun round on mash up books by various authors, we heard some Justin Bieber songs, we identified a vast array of food reality shows, and we got to listen to a bunch of Oscar-winners in some of their terrible movies. It was pretty much the ideal night I would say!The Arctic Circle Jerks would have to agree with me… they won first place despite being mostly incompetent. What a shocking upset, right?? Not far behind them, He-Queefing Missile was shocked and saddened by tonight's 2nd-place finish. Honestly, they were a little
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Nov 01, 2016
[Tuesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night The End Began
Quizmaster Soss

I hope you all enjoyed the last quiz we'll ever have in ignorant bliss. Because by this time next week, we'll know which horrible person is going to be president. But for tonight, we could at least pretend that's way off in the future. At next week's quiz, I imagine we'll all be crying into our beers wishing Raymond Barone could be our president. Actually, this whole thing reminds me of an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where Ray was being schmoozed by both candidates running for his city mayor. It was, of course, hilarious as always. He hated them both, but let them try to woo him… and finally it was too late when he realized he should've done the right thing along time ago. Oh
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Oct 25, 2016
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The Night Raymond's Love Wasn't Good Enough
Quizmaster Soss

A lot of love stories have been told and it seems like you guys have pretty much seen them all. Our round tonight about romance in films turned out to be the favorite. But not everybody was happy about it. I'm referring to myself here. Yes I'm glad Romancing The Stone made an appearance in our quiz finally, but I'm heavily disappointed that my beloved Everybody Loves Raymond didn't get to be a part of the round. The love between Mr and Mrs Raymond is probably the strongest bond we've ever seen on screen and it wasn't fair of us at Geeks Who Drink to ignore that. On behalf of the company, I apologize to quizzers across the nation. It's nice to see Urban Fervor doing
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Oct 18, 2016
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Richard Marx Would Be Canada's Greatest Treasure If He Was Canadian
Quizmaster Soss

I guess all good things eventually have to end. Or more accurately, all good things eventually turn on you and throw your clothes in a lake. But that's another story. What I'm getting at is that I was hoping for a 3-week winning streak tonight, but we couldn't quite get there.Our first place, This Erection Is Rigged, scored a well deserved victory tonight – including hitting the 90 point milestone!Aiming for their third straight gold finish, The Fucklamps finished a handful of points behind with a still very respectable 84 points.Overall, you guys made light of many of tonight's rounds. Identifying a celebrity's voice,
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Oct 11, 2016
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The Night The 2nd Place Victor Kept The Spoils
Quizmaster Soss

Allow me to brag for a moment about the greatness and generosity of A Bar Named Sue. I know there are a lot of other quizzes in town, and even just on Tuesday night there are a lot of other Geeks Who Drink quizzes! But, to my knowledge, no other bar in town is gives out as much prize money as we do. It's a total of $100, plus extra schwag and RSL home game tickets and usually I will buy some beer for a lucky team also! Not a bad deal considering it's all free. So I just want to take a quick second to say thank you to Maggie and the crew at A Bar Named Sue for being such great hosts! (Also, as a sidenote, follow
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A Bar Named Sue (Highland)
3928 South Highland Drive
Salt Lake City, UT
84124
Tuesday, Oct 04, 2016
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The Night Jay Turned Up
Quizmaster Soss

All I have heard about all weekend long and at work was something about a guy on Netflix named Luke Cage. Given that I have not seen any of it nor do I know anything about it, I'd like to give my review...Whenever a show's name is just the main character's name, I'm already bored (Seinfeld and Hannibal get a pass because they were already famous). Can you imagine if Everybody Loves Raymond was just called Raymond Barone? I just switched the channel in my mind and missed out on nine wonderful seasons of a guy whining about things. Anyway, Luke Cage is probably about a guy who is trapped psychologically or something, hence the name. He's a cop by day but at night he wrestles with
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