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Monday, Apr 24, 2017
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Cake!
Ben

YOOOOOOO! Man, quiz was amped! People were hootin! People were hollerin! An actual adult madea a “Uranus” joke!  It was someone’s birthday! They gave me carrot cake! And you know what I did, after a day during which I spent most of the time lamenting about how gigantic my paunch is? I stuffed that cake in my face. That’s what I did. It’s true! Despite all that, our finish was not surprising! We had two teams in top all night, and, well, they stayed there until the end. Can We Pay Trump $25 Million to Leave His Job? held down the second place spot, and This is Your Birthday Quiz, I am going to Wiz sat at the top all
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Monday, Apr 17, 2017
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John Winthrop Can Just, You Know, Go Take a Flying Leap at Rolling Hoosiwhatsit
Ben

A whole round on Puritans tonight! A WHOLE ROUND ON PURITANS! BAH! Man, stinky Puritans, with their lingering goody-two-shoes morality, mucking up our society. “MEOW MEOW MEOW! Don’t touch your downstairs! Only have sex through a sheet! Butt stuff is bad!” LAME-O. How come we couldn’t have been founded by, like, a seriously rebellious group of party people? Like, Spuds McKenzie and his bikini ladies on a speedboat stopping off at Plymouth Rock and saying, “YEAH, DUDES! THIS PLACE SEEMS LIKE IT’S IN DESPERATE NEED OF A PARTY! IO HEREBY CLAIM THIS LAND FOR SPUDS! I DECREE THEE: PARTYLANDIA! Except without all the genocide and shit, we’ll just find out
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Monday, Apr 10, 2017
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[DIAL UP MODEM SOUNDS]
Ben

Tonight’s round on ANCIENT INTERNET HISTORY took me back, man, I tells ya. Remember when Yahoo and AltaVista were your only search choices? And they pretty much didn’t work for shit? Of all the technological advance and “remember how we used to do things” conversations go, the fact that we had search engines that couldn’t find anything boggles my mind the most. Like, when was the last time you scrolled more than half a page to pull up the correct link via a Google search? I remember having to go eight pages deep in a Yahoo search before I just threw up my hands out of frustration and shook my cane in the air and then told some kids to get off my lawn then took
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Monday, Apr 03, 2017
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He's Got a Lust for Life
Ben

Well, as we learned in our round of Cake Jams tonight, Iggy Pop’s birthday is coming up. Happy birthday, Iggy! I can’t believe that you’re still alive. No, seriously. You somehow outlived your compatriots Lou Reed and David Bowie. Congratulations!  Iggy Pop is an integral part of my favorite pop culture phenomenon: Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines using “Lust for Life” in their commercials. I mean, man. When I think about the combination of opulent splendor and sheer, hedonistic pleasures that one would encounter on a Caribbean cruise, I’ve got to say, I can’t think of a better song to sell such a thing than a paean to addiction and rough
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Monday, Mar 27, 2017
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Gravity, Shmavity
Ben

Oh, man. We had a question on Alfonso Cuaron during quiz tonight and it sent me down this SPIRAL OF RAGE. Have you ever seen a film or TV show so bad that it just makes you ANGRY? Well, that’s the way I feel about Y Tu Mama Tambien, you know, that film that kinda put Cuaron on the map. Everyone was so kookoo over that movie, you know, wearing their corduroy blazers with elbow patches and stroking their chins, “Oooh lala, it’s sexy AND artfully shot AND taboo!” I DISAGREE, IT WAS A STINKEROONIE OF A MOVIE. I mean, seriously, this movie is only, like, one evolutionary rung up the ladder of sophistication from that early Tom Cruise teen sex romp stinkfest, “Losin’
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Monday, Mar 20, 2017
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AND THEN JAMES EARL JONES TURNS INTO A GIANT SNAKE
Ben

Man, I got to recite one of my favorite all-time movie quotes tonight as part of quiz. That whole Conan quote about “what is best in life: to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women.” That part about “the lamentation of their women” always kills me. I like to imagine some little guy absolutely crushing his opponent in badminton so bad, that his opponent’s mom is sitting in the stands bawling her eyes out. Poo mom. She spent all those years carting her kid back and forth to badminton practice, and she just ends up as a punchline in a ridiculous quote form one of Ahnold’s less films. Well I guess if she
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Monday, Mar 13, 2017
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Tales of Great Bengeance – As foretold by Mark N.
QM Kriegs

  The blizzard of Dos-aught-17 was fierce. The wind must’ve burned my eyes as I could not see a single snowflake fall throughout quiz. Shops were closed, schools were canceled, but quiz knows no fear. In fact, so fearless are the wonderful people of tonight’s GWD quiz, we had a rousing rendition of Biz Markie’s “Just A Friend.” It will easily be the highlight of my week, if not month. At first I thought it would just be me and my fellow QM, Mark, who would be belting some serious high notes, but alas, over the din of the crowd came a beautiful roaring sound of, “You...got what I need. But you say he’s just a friend. But you say he’s
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Monday, Mar 06, 2017
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I Like Hot Butter on My Breakfast Toast
Ben

Oh! You guys! I was really excited that we got “Rappers Delight” by The Sugar Hill Gang in our first audio round tonight. It’s one of my all-time faves. One night in Albuquerque, I sang it at karaoke. I went on a work outing to this hilariously bad/great bowling alley/bar, and when we showed up, this bad/bad couple was doing a duet karaoke version of “My Heart Will Go On.” Apparently, they were, like, the regining king and queen of that karaoke bar, because they were, all, like, super-serious over-the-top karaoke singers and they even dressed alike! They were both wearing jorts and tie-dyed tank tops and fanny packs. In a non-ironic fashion. Anyway, when I got
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Monday, Feb 27, 2017
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A STICKY SITUATION
Ben

You guys, I was stuck with an ethical conundrum tonight during quiz. This guy came in, and he was obviously meeting this lady, right? But as he walked in, I noticed that on the back of his pants, there was that little sticker that comes on new jeans that says what size they are. I was, all, “Oh nooooo! That’s a touch embarrassing! I need to tell that guy!” But then he met his lady friend, and they were chatting it up, and I was, all, “Well sheeiit, what do I do now? If I go over to that guy to tell him about that label, it’s defeat the purpose of *not* embarrassing him! And if I don’t, then that lady is totally gonna see his label-ridden pantaloons!”
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Monday, Feb 20, 2017
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THE HILLS! ARE ALIVE!
Ben

You like ketchup on your French fries, right? Are there any other examples of times when we eat potatoes and tomatoes together? I don’t know, man. I knew this dude in college who used to put pasta sauce on his pierogis and that just didn’t seem right. When I was a kid, my favorite sandwich was ketchup and cheese. I ate it every day religiously. Oh, I also used to like to make little peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with saltines. Always had to have orange soda pop, too. That was the best. Coming home from kindergarten, eating a cheese and ketchup sandwich, drinking some orange soda pop and watching cartoons on the Canadian tv station that barely came in over the lake. Sweet,
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Monday, Feb 13, 2017
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OH, SNAP (or something)
Ben

Man, sometimes you get one of those special nights at quiz where all the pieces fall into place. All the planets align. ALL THE FATES LED US TO THIS ONE MOMENT IN TIME. And by that, I mean we told a lot of “Your Mom” jokes. It was pretty great that we all came together, on this day before Valentine’s Day, that we could come together and pay tribute to our dear, dear mothers – by insinuating that we had copulated with each other’s mothers, and that those said mothers enjoyed the aforementioned coupling. Man, that’s COMEDY GOLD! In the midst of this magic, we quizzed. Boy, we quizzed. We quizzed so intensely, I thought I was fornicating with your mother!
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Monday, Feb 06, 2017
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G'DAY
Ben

This Australian-themed round tonight gave me a horrible idea: at work tomorrow, I’m going to walk around pretending I’m Australian, using Australian colloquialisms, but I’m going to say them with completely different accents. Like, I can say say, “Put some shrimp on the Barbie!” but say it in a French accent, and then end that sentence with a very French-sounding laugh. Then when someone says, “What the hell are you talking about?” I’ll just say, “G’day mate!” but say it with a German accent. Then I’ll find a potted plant, hide behind it and say “Veddy intedeshtink!” Then I can say,
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Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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HEAD EAST (for cheese curds)
Ben

Well, tonight I learned a valuable lesson – nay, a multi-faceted valuable lesson! The Mississippi River goes really far north! Green Bay, Wisconsin is east of it! Not a lot of people know these two facts in combination! Well, not a lot who were playing tonight, at least. (SAD TROMBONE) I guess that’s just what I take away from sports questions: geographic factoids! Good times at Blu Wolf tonight with a packed house and LOTS O’ BEERS. A real tight top three, with Optimus Prime narrowly losing the second spot by one measly point! Cherry Bomb held ‘em off to win that second place
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Monday, Jan 23, 2017
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Yahya! Jammeh!
Ben

If I learned anything from tonight’s quiz, it’s that Gambia’s newest ex-president has the best name ever: Yahya Jammeh! I mean, MAN! YAHYA JAMMEH! It even sounds good backwards: Jammeh Yahya! Oh boy. I can’t get over it. I’m so jealous of this person’s name. But now that he’s been exiled, I guess it’s safe to say that Gambia has… GOTTEN THEIR YAHYAS OUT. OHHHHHHHHH I AM SO SORRY. Anyway, great to be back at Blu Wolf for real! We’ve made it through the dark ages of Monday Night Football and are ready to roll! Super fun quiz tonight – Rickfest 66 made an impressive showing (on Rick’s birthday,
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Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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If You're Out on The Roooaaad
Julie

  I have this unfortunate complex where the more something is recommended to me the less likely it is I will watch it. I don’t know why. Probably spite, to be totally honest, I am much too proud to like something just because someone says I should! I know, I know, it’s silly and I feel super silly for it. Especially, especially silly, however, because of Gilmore Girls. Gil. More. Girls. My girls. Continually recommended to me I avoided watching for years for whatever strange reason. Then one day I finally broke. I sat down and watched an episode. Within less than a week I had cruised through the full season. That was a few months ago. I have since completed a full
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Monday, Jan 16, 2017
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We Are Who They Thought We Were
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What are we? Are we the person we create in our minds and project onto people or are we only the projection of what each individual sees us as? Maybe something in between. Maybe nothing at all. The truth is it doesn’t matter. We have many selves. Some we can control and some we cannot. One could spend their whole life trying to perfect each one. I implore you to pick one and run with it.   I, myself would love to perfect my comedy self. It is the one I use most often. It is almost to the point where I crave laughter. If someone does not laugh at my jokes I exert extra effort into finding someway to get a giggle out of them. Be it fart jokes or physical humor.
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Born to virtuous parents, although only known to raise hell. Before quizzing the only bar he knew about was mitzvah.