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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
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My Jade Helmet Gives Me +4 Idiocy
Cheez

Hey people! We had a great night! And some "great" team names. There was one that was too soon, you guys kinda boo'ed and then started applauding. Nice.  Patrick and I were back as a team! We have a good time working together. He's fun, I'm fun. It's all fun! The weather has been so weird lately. It's been raining like crazy, then they say it will rain, and it's just cloudy. Make up your damn mind! Last night I was in San Angelo helping to kick off the first quiz ever. It was a blast! I love training new QMs, and I really love quizzing. So it was 2 of my favorite things! Quizzing at Red's is a great time! You are all super into
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Red's Porch Tues at 8pm Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
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Molly's Late.....AGAIN!
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We were busy last night! Which is awesome! You guys made QM Alyssa work hard for her money. I like that.  There were 21 teams hanging with us. A bunch of new quizzers and some OG quizzers. I was out last week, and it was really nice to come back and hear all of you talk about how much you missed me. I try not to miss quiz, but I just got back from Denver and I needed to take a break. QM Ozzy subbed for me. The first time he's hosted there in a long time. He started Red's! I wanted him and Evan to both sub, but Evan was busy. Womp womp!  I quizzed you on Adjectives, where
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Red's Porch Tues at 8pm Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, May 05, 2015
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
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Love. Life. Sex. Death. The Animal Kingdom on film.
Cap'n Ozzy F'N Zion, Ichiban

Of all the subjects we covered during the quiz this week it was the deadly starfish question that caught my attention. Lately my girlfriend and I have been watching A LOT of nature documentaries. I highly recommend you follow our lead on this and also highly recommend you get really high when you do. 
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When Ozzy isn't hosting the best damn pub quiz in the city of Austin he is traveling the planet.  The Geek Overlords send Ozzy to points unknown in an endless mission to expand the Geek Empire. As the Geek's only sales lead, aka Wayward Expansionist, Ozzy has traveled to both coasts and even "real 'Merica" where he has set up quizzes in NorCal, the LBC, Tejas, Cleveland, Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri and somewhere in the most desloate locations of upstate New York.

If you know of a bar where the Geeks Who Drink would be a good fit please let him know directly: ozzy@geekswhodrink.com or go see him in person and the most "Austin" venue in the Geek Empire, Whip In.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
[Tuesday 8:00 pm]
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Lucille Ball Sweat and Bruce's Balls
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Hey gang! We had a great time last night! We had a trainee, and Patrick and I got to sit back and loom over his head.  David, or Dave, or whatever his name is, kicked ass. We went a bit over time, but that's expected when we have a trainee. I have to tell him so much SHIT! People think you just get up there and read, but it's a bit more intense than that. But he did great under pressure. Look out for this guy! We had a few Bruce Jenner team names, and a Baltimore team name. You guys certainly are creative. We chose Lucille Ballsweat for team name of the night. We went
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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
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We Get it Sydney, You're the Prettiest
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Oh what a night!! We had a rambunctious crowd on Tuesday. And a lot of dogs again! I love that. That's one reason I love Red's so much, dogs. And crazy quizzers. When I first got to Red's the patio was pretty full already. It was so nice outside! Saw a few dogs, one was sleeping. He was tired.  Then I heard this girl laugh in this crazy way. And then her friend was like, Janice! They were asking each other Friends trivia questions. I immediately thought, they are going to like quiz. Especially when I say that we just had a Friends theme quiz. Quiz started and they totally played! They got a little rowdy. A couple teams were shushing them, but they weren't being assholes.
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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
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Harry Potty and the Half Blood Shits
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Oh what a night! It was BEAUTIFUL! Got a little chilly, and I was wearing flip flops and a tshirt. But I survived.  My Aunt Charla, and Uncle Lee, were in town visiting my Dad for his bday. I haven't seen them in a really long time. I got to see them twice Monday and yesterday. It was awesome. Last night was the first time they have played a GWD quiz, and they had a great time! They sat right next to me and Patrick so I could hear all their jokes, wrong answers, and watch them dance. Good times had by all! So, we do team name of the night every week. Whatever name we pick gets
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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Thursday, April 09, 2015
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All the DOGS!
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I love dogs. I love quiz. So when they are put together, I win! Well, everyone wins. But I'm selfish. We had several dogs play our quiz last night. I only remember the names of a couple. Geroge, who is pictured with his mommy. We woke him up for that pic.  And Rani. Right when I got there, she was sitting at the table right next to the QM table. Her dad said that she was there to help. We gave her some glasses and she totally rocked that shit. She is also pictured above.  Then another dog, I didn't get her/his name. But that dog really played. He/she's holding a pencil in his/her mouth. So fun! Patrick2 was
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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Wednesday, April 01, 2015
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Trainee Night!
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Hey everyone! Thanks for being so cool to Jason last night. It was first night training and we had a great time. I had him read 2 rounds for you and he did a great job.  We quizzed you on Hawaii Stuff, Sooner or Later Sports Stuff, Recently in Stuff, and Jason read you the Mr. T Round, and our Weird Science round. It was great.  You guys did ok on round 2, that was about solos that were just the melody of the vocals. Only 4 teams jokered that round. The sports round could have gone better. I keep my sheet for all the clues most of the time. That gurantees me an 8. MOST of the time.  I
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