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Austin, TX
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Tuesday, August 25, 2015
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Upstairs and Chill
Patrique

Had some great upstairs chill action last night at Reds as the sunset looked even prettier from on high.    The big news was - it didn't rain! I don't know about y'all but it was kinda threatening there for a bit.    Last week of the rumble and teams are still looking for points! All of our rumble teams are Jockeying for position, and they can find their standings right here: http://www.geekswhodrink.com/pages/rumble-in-the-pub   The quiz started off with a round about edited Ad Slogans. A lot of people thought "a little dab'll do ya" was for sour cream, but I think they were thinking
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
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Colemie
Patrique

Last night my very good friend John was in attendance! He flew in all the way from Washington just to see me host.   That's not true, he's here for a conference. Interested in buying a house? Let him know!   Speaking of houses, 19 awesome teams were in da house last night! We had rounds on Current events, Work songs, Colleges and States, Badass Ladies, Hitchhikers, and movies with bad titles!   Coming in first with an impressive showing was Drinkers Who Geek, always on top of their game and looking good for Rumble in the Pub Final Rumble. *Fart Noise* came in second, and Cecil's
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
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Trump's Tower of Power
Patrique

Last night we had a round on republican candidates trying their hand at stand up comedy. I overheard someone mention after question number 8 that it sounds like the laughter was piped in, but they weren't sure...THEY WEREN'T SURE...   Thanks for taking a ride with me on a solo quizventure! QM Chelsea is on to different QM things but she tells me she misses you like the deserts miss the rain   And I miss youuuuuu yea (uh uh) Like the Deserts miss the rain   Rumble teams were out in force! A Nice, Tasty Loaf of Bread, Oh Its That Team, and Drinkers Who Geek all
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, August 04, 2015
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You Guys Are Amazing
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Hey everybody! Last night was my last night hosting at Red's. It has been super awesome and so fun! I love all you guys. You all have been so great. I'm picking up another venue, that's why I'm leaving. It's not you! You guys rock! You have been so nice to me and so great to Patrick.  I know most of you didn't know that I was leaving, and when I announced it, I heard a huge sigh of sadness. That made me feel really good. That shows me that you like me too! You will be in capable hands with Patrick. He's been subbing for me for the past 2 weeks so you're used to him. We have kinda the same style, and we work really together as a team.  I will be at
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
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Upstairs, Smokin Doobies
Patrique

What do you do when its a busy night at Red's Porch and you want a good seat? Sit upstairs of course!   Team We Are So High joined us and got a birds eye view over the rest of quiz. They also won our TEAM NAME OF THE NIGHT. See folks? Its just that easy because QM Mateo and I have very simple minds and cheap senses of humor.   So what the hell happened last night? We had rounds dealing with Z words (if you gotta ask, you can't afford it), Songs about old stuff, Old Testatments, Old Testicles, and Christian Bale rounded out our night!   Who Shit on My Cilantro ended up taking the victory followed by stalwarts Drinkers Who Geek -
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
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Rembrandt van Rijnjob
Patrique

Take it easy guys.   Chelsea is out of town, so Mateo and I are stepping to the metaphorical plate and bringing you the best Tuesday quiz in South Austin! (Take that RJ)   The servers had their own competition at Reds Porch last night as well, and I am happy to report that LILA won the still-to-be-named prize that was part of that contest. People winning things, nothing is better.    Speaking of winning there was a winning trio of teams last night that took first second and third! They mastered rounds on Current Events, Science Covers, Kanye & Adam West, Miners (wink), Artists, Schwartz's, and &s.  -yes
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
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She Could be a Farmer in Those Clothes
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

What up Tuesday people!? We had a blast on Tuesday.  My lovely gal, Emma, was front and center last night, making us look more beautiful. She comes to quiz every now and then and when she does I have her work a bit for us. It's awesome! She gets free drinks, and we ALL have fun! In honor of Jack White we had a White People visual round. Just had to name the person with White in their name, or their name translates to White. You guys did well on that! The Celebrity Equations round was my fave! Even though a team thought the Jeffersons were in the 90s. Daaaaammmnnn, Gina! There! Is that better? I didn't want to
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, July 07, 2015
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Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own.
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

“Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I’d like to thank my mom, for never giving me a ride to school. The LA city bus driver for taking a chance, on an unknown kid. And the wonderful crew over at McDonald’s, who spend hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I would never be tardy.” Clueless, amirite!? And when I got home last night, my girlfriend was watching it. I was so happy! She’s the best. Anywho, yes, Clueless was on the quiz last night and I made that little speech. When I was in high school taking those standardized tests, one of the writing prompts was violence in the media. I totally used Cher’s speech for one
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
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Pwn that Shizzle!
Evan

There was a little kid at the table right in front of me.  And while I still included pertinent swear words and adult references, let's just say my jokes and overall vocabulary were a bit less colorful than usual.  It was weird enough as it was, talking about weed and prostitutes on a microphone in front of a small child.  Though I'm pretty sure he didn't give a rat's ass about whatever the fuck some stranger on a PA was shouting about.  He probably just wanted tortilla chips and something to scribble on with crayons.  I mean, if he was anything like me at that age.  (Or, you know, if he was anything like me right now.)   Someone called
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
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No Rain, and the Sky Was Pretty
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Hey Tuesday people! Thanks for coming out! We were a bit scared of the rain, but nothing happened! We had 19 teams come out. We had a couple QMs in the house as well. QM Mike, we just got him trained up the week before. He came to play and kicks some ass. QM Laura from Houston came out as well. She was playing hooky from her regular quizzes. Sometimes you gotta take a break! We had some interesting rounds. Round 7 you had to name the country. I played a song and a news report from a country. That was pretty tough. How could you guys mistake the Canada stuff for the USA?! The song was "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie. Hilarious
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
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Bill, You're Such a Tease
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Thanks for coming out and braving the weather! With the whole town shutting down at 4pm yesterday, wasn't sure what the turn out would be. But we had 13 teams going strong! We had a trainee! Mike was in the building! I had him read a couple rounds, then Dave super manager, asked if we could finish early so we could all make it home before Bill blew us. Away, that is. Bill blew us away. So I finished the quiz super fast style. Thanks for understanding! There were some great rounds tonight and you all did well! Arm and Hammer was our round 2. Everyone got the Creed song right. Is that bad? Then there was But
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Saturday, June 13, 2015
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The Legend of Red's Porch Keep
Evan

A raven from King's Landing alights on your sill.  On its leg, you find a tiny scroll.  You unroll it, the anticipation making your hands shake ever so slightly.  Here is what it says:     "Greetings from the Order of Geeks Who Drink.   Congratulations on your recent victory at Red's Porch Keep.  Word of your bravery during the siege spread quickly.  You defended not only your honor, but also drank a lot of booze.  A lucky few took home the spoils of war.  But for those of you who returned to your homelands empty-handed, take solace in the fact that you left with a full heart.   Hugs
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Formerly a scientist, Evan is a treacherous, high-ranking Quizmaster who turns into a jet and is openly known to want to replace Megatron as the leader of the Decepticons.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 09, 2015
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Who the Hell is David?
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Hey Tuesday gang! As you know, Patrick is in Europe, having the best time! Which is great! So we will have new QM David scoring while he's out. We had a great time hanging out, and I'm always willing to break in a new QM. I'm pretty harsh. David will probably tell you that too.  Anywho, we had a nice time. It's getting hot outside! That means porch time at Red's Porch. I love porch time! Everyone can bring their dogs and we can look at that sunset. Red's has the best view. I love it.  We quizzed you on Bleach, a sooner or later round The Mythical Edition. This was the first sooner
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, June 02, 2015
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Cowboy Boots is Dickface
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Oh what a night! Remember that song? Totally applies.  You guys had some great team names. They were all dick related. Nice theme. I haven't seen that many dicks in one night since QM Kavi made me look at the Tumblr page, Dicks in Shoes. It's a real thing. I promise! Everyone team did a great job last night! I was thinking that we stumped you on Olde English, a round about things that happened in England before 1700. But you did better than I thought! And the groans that were heard were shooshed. We also quizzed you on Thanks Mom, TV Funny People, and Aught Not. Scores and jubilations were high! Our
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
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None of You Floated Away!
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Heya gang! Thanks for coming out last night! I'm glad that none of you were hurt or flooded. Monday was CRAZY! I was supposed to go score at another quiz, and Patrick told me he could handle it on his own. Figured it would be slow, since Austin turned into a big lake.  Ditches were crazy with water. There was water all over the streets, a lot of closures and things. My power only flickered on and off a couple times, we were lucky.  But when it stopped raining the sky looked amazing. It was all pink, orange, blue on one side, and still dark on the other. The clouds looked like bubbles in the sky. It was quite majestic.  Anywho, it
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.


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Red's Porch
3508 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX
78704
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
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My Jade Helmet Gives Me +4 Idiocy
chelsea@geekswhodrink.com

Hey people! We had a great night! And some "great" team names. There was one that was too soon, you guys kinda boo'ed and then started applauding. Nice.  Patrick and I were back as a team! We have a good time working together. He's fun, I'm fun. It's all fun! The weather has been so weird lately. It's been raining like crazy, then they say it will rain, and it's just cloudy. Make up your damn mind! Last night I was in San Angelo helping to kick off the first quiz ever. It was a blast! I love training new QMs, and I really love quizzing. So it was 2 of my favorite things! Quizzing at Red's is a great time! You are all super into
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. In.Gredients Thurs at 7pm. Opal's Penn Field Sat at 9pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. If I was a tree I would be a dogwood. Also, Diane Sawyer is more hippy than me.