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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Apr 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Cough Cough Cough
Cody H.

If you didn't already realize from my frequent coughs into the microphone and general fatigue last night, I'm getting over a cold; y'all ain't getting a good recap. New scorekeeper is here! His name is Kevin, so there's that.   Here's what we learned this week: Not a dang thing, as it turns out. At least we were back on the patio this week, and we got to watch Jose Altuve sock a dinger and this disastrous Rockets season finally come to a close. We also learned why Prince Fielder is called that, who never won gold in the Olympics, and how many #1 hits Prince had. A varied night of quiz, to be sure.   Our top two teams were great,
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Apr 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Oh God My Throat
Cody H.

Baseball is back, everybody! Like some of you, I got the chance to attend the home opener for YOUR Houston Astros on Monday. It was the first time I'd ever been to an Opening Day, and even though I sat in one of the few seats that is literally behind a pillar, I had a grand old time. Tyler White just gets hits, Collin McHugh recovered from his disastrous first start, and we saw some Colby Jack. Everything was good! Unfortunately, I yelled my fucking guts out for the hometown nine, and come quiz night I could just barely pass as a QM on the mike. My upper register was basically gone, and it didn't help that for some reason the patio speakers cut out halfway through.
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Apr 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Savor The Weather
Cody H.

Good evening, everyone! We were finally back out on the patio last night, enjoying the absolutely beautiful weather that I will be dreaming about come June. Mid-seventies, a nice calm breeze, no humidity? Heaven. Apparently a lot of you agreed apparently, as we had a surge of new teams contributing to our 27-strong team count. We even got to sing Happy Birthday to someone who had the misfortune to celebrate it at Little Woodrow's on Quiz night. I was also without the services of a scorekeeper, and I think the fact that we only finished 30 minutes late should be considered a heroic accomplishment.   Here's what we learned this week: how to pronounce Roald Dahl's name; what
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Mar 30, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Three Simple Steps To Smart Joker Use
Cody H.

Folks, as you all know, during the quiz you can circle the little clown head on your answer sheet and double your points for a particular round. It's a fun bit of strategy that helps differentiate us between all the other shitty trivia companies you might have played with, and its use is often the difference between success and not-success. It's why I always tell you how many people have used their Joker so far, and how many 16-point rounds we have left. Amidst some murmuring I heard from people going out the door last night, here's an easy guide to help you decide when to use it. 1. If you score at least double digits in a sixteen point round (Rounds 2 and 8 are always 16 points),
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Mar 23, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Roald Can't Be A Real Name, Shut Up
Cody H.

Remember last year when the Internet had a collective freakout over the apparent revelation that it's always been BerenSTAIN Bears, not BerenSTEIN? Cool, because I had a much smaller version of that same reaction last night when I realized that beloved British author Roald Dahl's first name is NOT Ronald. Which means I've been getting that wrong my whole life! It's a crying shame, as I loved his work as a kid; James & The Giant Peach and Matilda being two of my favorites. Also, did you know he was a fighter pilot
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Mar 16, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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If You Like Cool Dogs & Tiebreakers, Give Me A Hell Yeah!!!
Cody H.

Happy 3:16 Day, everyone! As a fan of the dumb sport known as professional wrestling, I wasn't going to pass up the chance of celebrating the career of Texas' own Stone Cold Steve Austin on 3/16/16. We do so out on the patio of Little Woodrow's with pleasant weather, cool dogs, and beer. Not as much beer as we would have liked, as TABC is currently on a rampage and we were unable to award any bonus prizes or end-of-night superlatives, but at least we still had a prize for the top three teams; and what a top three! Our outright First place team had too many players, so it fell to Second. Which was tied. The
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Mar 09, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Staying Dry In More Ways Than One
Cody H.

If you're reading this, congratulations! You weren't in one of the three (!!!) separate wrecks I passed last night on my way home and survived the first of the Great Floods this year. Torrential downpours forced us inside this week, and we stayed pretty mostly dry. As always, turn around; don't drown. We also learned about some new TABC rules, and as such all of your prizes, including The One I'm Not Legally Allowed To Disclose Publicly, are now only good the night of quiz. What I'm saying is, don't close out your tab until we're done at the end of the night. Or just drink beverages of your choice more, whatever works for you.   Here's what we learned this
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Mar 02, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You May All Go To Hell, And I Will Play Quiz
Cody H.

Happy Texas Independence Day, y'all! Just a scant 180 years ago, we as a state formally adopted the Texas Declaration of Independence from Mexico because they wouldn't let us have slaves anymore, and kicked off the Texas Revolution. I'm sure you all took Texas History in seventh grade and know the rest from here. Anyway, it's a fine dy and a great way to partially kick-off rodeo season here in Houston. It's a shame the HLSR line-up sucks this year, but I just go for the rodeo events. Team Roping is where it's at!   Anyways, hello! We migrated back out to the patio this week thanks to the non-typically great weather, and battled it out for quiz supremacy amidst the
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Feb 24, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Now Featuring Pencils Sharp Enough To Stab Someone With
Cody H.

Getting old is hell; for my birthday I bought myself a new pencil sharpener, because the one we have for quiz just wasn't cutting it. And you know what? It was totally worth it; I spent fifteen bucks and got a fan-fucking-tastic pencil sharpener that makes them sharp enough to stab someone with. If you see someone on their phone during quiz, feel free to stab them with your newly super-sharp pencils (note: do not actually do this). We also had the greatest Round 2 of all time last night, with soft jazz covers of popular songs that you can, by popular request, find right here. At
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Feb 17, 2016
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A Return To Death-Defying Form
Cody H.

Hello, everyone! We were back on the patio last night, as the weather finally warmed up enough to "not miserable". I even saw people out there in shorts and whatnot, which amazes me; it's still February, after all. Regardless, a return to the patio meant a return to the booths at the top of the patio, where I sit and watch all of you to make sure you're following the rules and such. However, the only real way for me to get in and out of said booth once we're set-up involves standing up on the bench, high-stepping over like eighteen different wires, and leaping over the box containing all of the quiz supplies then landing with a wood-shaking "thud" on the patio itself. I do this like four times
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Feb 10, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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A Celebration of Superb Owls
Cody H.

In case you guys missed it, we as a nation celebrated our greatest secular holiday this Sunday in the form of Super Bowl 50. I didn't think you could win a championship with just an all-world defense, but apparently I know jack a-bout foot-baaall. I think Cam Newton played well enough to win, but it's hard when your entire offense breaks down around you and your best receiver remembers he's fucking Ted Ginn Jr. Storming out of the press conference isn't a good look, but considering his press conference was separated by a thin strip of fabric from the Broncos' press conference I don't particularly blame him. If I had to listen to dudes brag about how badly they kicked my ass while
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Feb 03, 2016
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Don't Do It
Cody H.

Folks, I tell you every week that you can't play with more than six people on a team. I don't care if you say your extra friend isn't actually playing, or if they showed up late, or whatever excuse you may have. Perception is reality; if you've got more than six people at your table, I and the other quizzers will perceive that you're playing with more than six. This is why I always ask that you write "+6" on your answer sheet so I know who you are, and the prizes for the top three teams can go to those who are eligible. You can win everything else, except for those special gift cards. Which is why when Crop Circle Cock-us took Third this week even after being told
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Jan 27, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Man, It's So Loud In Here
Cody H.

Good evening everyone! We got to quiz inside last night due to it actually being "cold" cold and not "Houston" cold out on the patio, so we got both shelter from the wind and better access to the bar. In my case, I also got the ability to get up from the Quizmaster's table without performing a death-defying feat, so that's always a bonus. I also like that when we're inside, I feel like I get a better coverage with both my voice and my music, and we don't have to worry about being too loud due to our neighbors next door. All the better to hear all of the Less Than Jake and They Might Be Giants on my playlist!   http://www.tinyurl.com/gwdvintage   Anyways,
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Jan 20, 2016
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Every Day Should Be Taco Tuesday
Cody H.

I don't if you guys have been following the Sean Penn/El Chapo story, but damned if it doesn't get better basically every day. We're not even twenty days into 2016 and it already feels like we've got the story of the year! The latest tidbit is that the final tip to Mexican authorities of his location was a suspiciously large order of tacos, picked up in the dead of night, that led right to him. That tickled my ivories just the right amount to make it the team name theme of the week. Predictably, I can't trust you guys for a minute as half of you went straight to vagina jokes. Oh well, at least I didn't have to read them out loud.   Sorry, Stephanie!   Anyway,
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Jan 13, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Livin' In The Fridge
Cody H.

60 degrees may not sound that cold to those of you from up north, but here in Houston dipping below that is cause for concern and alarm. We bundled up in our finest winter coats and staked out the perfect spot next to a heat lamp last night, as we braved the "cold" weather on the patio to both play quiz and keep ice from forming in our veins.    Here's what we learned this week: it's only game, why you heff to be mad?; you can make relish out of plenty of different things; the exact term for water that is salty, but not too salty; how lazy some of your favorite(?) music artists are; who exactly
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
2306 Brazos
Houston, TX
77006
Wednesday, Jan 06, 2016
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I Can Be Your Long Lost Pal
Cody H.

As you probably know, every week I like to give the winning team a chance to put an exclamation point on their victory by giving them their choice of song to be played as we close up shop. I've been doing this both here since I took over back in October, but for some reason people still don't always put a song down. You never know what will happen in Round 8, people; always have a song! Even my regulars fall prey to this gap in memory, and as such I have to pick a song for them. Somehow, I've decided on Paul Simon's You Can Call Me Al as that song. Why? Probably a combination of the horns section, Paul Simon's
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.