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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Feb 16, 2017
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I'm glad Harambe is dead
Osman

Here's the thing I really don't get. I legitimately heard people argue, completely straight-faced, that they should have shot the parents. I mean what the hell is that? You ask any zookeeper in this country what to do in that situation and they'll all tell you the same thing: the number one priority is to make sure that child is removed from danger as safely as possible. And absolutely under no circumstances do you execute the parents.So yea, fuck Harambe. Pull your dick out for Syrian refugees or something.Things we learned at quiz:1. People are really bad at following instructions.2. People are really bad at spelling.3. People like to go to
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
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Thursday, Feb 09, 2017
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Does anyone even like frat boys?
Osman

They are the worst. Especially these losers who showed up at quiz last night. Guy got really upset cuz I pointed out his A&M shirt and said I wasn't surprised that he was a fucking idiot. He didn't like that. And then his friend babyballs in the green shirt tried to be all tough and threatening. Lemme tell you something green shirt: if you ever look at me again, I'll string you up by your babyballs and slap you in the face with money.This A&M guy was the classic douchebag who hurls through existence like the tasmanian devil and how dare anyone say there's something he can't do. I really love it when dudes say they didn't do anything but they do
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Feb 02, 2017
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Judging By The Amount of Fireball Y’all Were Drinkin’, You Know A Thing or Two About Consuming…
CLAY-TON, The Impostor

PISS!!!!   In spite of it all, it was a nice homecoming. In case you didn’t know, way back in the days of 2015 I was your Scorekeeper here at the Maple Leaf. Prior to that, this was the place I had my audition for Geeks Who Drink. Yes, right here in the legendary faux-penalty box I read my first round and everything after that is infamy.   Despite the fact one of my current Geeks gigs has me working a few blocks away on another night, this was my first time ‘round these parts since I helped Osman & Callina out with the “30 Rock” quiz last summer. I like what’s been done with the place! The new side room is exquisite.
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Jan 26, 2017
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You know what the best thing about Trump being President is?
Osman

People will probably lay off Hoover for a little bit.For real though, eventually this man will die, and he's going to have to come to terms with the fact that he will be, without a doubt, the biggest loser to be President. Straight up garbage. Until Mecha-Hitler's ghost returns in 3124. Future right-wingers will be all over that. They'll be like "He's just saying what we're all thinking!!" No, no, that's not what rational people think. -Things we learned at quiz:1. Punching Nazis in the face is the true national pastime.2. Nowadays everybody wanna act like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch
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Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Jan 19, 2017
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I look good
Osman

That's what my friend Sharif just said to me. He looks like a dumbass, though.GOT EMMMMM!Things we learned at quiz:1. Most people can't spell.2. Frank Sinatra could not have played Taft's inauguration because Frank Sinatra was born 8 years after that date. Also, that's not Frank Sinatra.3. Frank Sinatra? More like Drank Sinatra, amirite!4. They were all called Caesar.5. How can you forget about Ashanti?? COME ON MAN!What if Ja Rule was a tiny dog this whole time?Also, just cuz you're watching tons of porn, doesn't mean everybody else is. But also, yea, they probably are.
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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Jan 12, 2017
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I need the Heimlich
Osman

Dawg I'm rewatching LOST. LOST is the shit. I feel like it gets a bad rap but it totally revolutionized the way we watch TV and the sort of production value we find on modern shows. There is no Game of Thrones without LOST because the budget wouldn't have been approved. If you've never watched it, do it. It's doper than people think. Plus Kate is hot af. Things we learned at quiz:1. Fuck Harambe.2. Fuck Trump, too. Can we just stop talking about him?3. Apparently, I cannot pronounce "troposphere" or archipelago. But it's kinda like whatever, you know? I got more important things to do. Like rewatch LOST. 4. Yea, he's called Puff
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514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 29, 2016
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Larry needs a good chiding
Osman

For real, he is out of line. And don't get me started on Jackson!Quiz was insane last night. I guess we were the only quiz in Houston? And it was packed. You would think it would have also been competitive. HA GOT EM!Things we learned at quiz: 1. Americans are fat.2. Brazilians are corrupt.3. Russians are drunks. 4. Czechs are musical.5. Yankees fans are literal trash people. In unexpected fashion, She Might Be Dead But I'd Still Leia & Her Mom took first place. Still Waiting On Our Steaks (Steaks Were Great) won a tiebreaker with Cheese Wizzes by
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Do you feel my shit yet?
Osman

Do you feel it in your heart, in your soul and your fishnets?CHYEAAAAAAAAAAMaybe it's just the seasons but everyone is beautiful right now. Well done, give yourselves a pat on the back.Things we learned at quiz:1. ScroogeDDDDDDDDDD2. Gears of War sucks.3. The Taliban have never had an action figure line.4. Loose Jack Gave Heather Gonorrhea.5. Robert Durst is living proof of white privilege. Dude is a straight serial killer and got an HBO miniseries.Shout out to our winners tonight, Feed Us Fetus Fajitas. Not only is their name disgusting, but they bought matching
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 15, 2016
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My Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake with Kool-Aid
Osman

Yo I gotta let yall know one thing. Ya boi Osman holds it down wuzgoooooooodThings we learned at quiz: 1. This new Gambino album is dope. 2. It's impossible to be cool while simultaneously saying, "By golly!"3. So why, oh, why, oh? Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh? Are we still in denial when we know we're not happy here?4. Some people think the apocalypse has already started because one of the signs of the apocalypse from the Bible is that wormwood will fall from the sky. And the Russian word for wormwood is "Chernobyl". I honestly don't know if that's true.5. Mexico doesn't get the credit it deserves. You
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Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 08, 2016
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Hey have you heard about my best frands?
Osman

My frands came to quiz last night. I'm going to talk about my fraaaaands.That's Herrerbear. He's a cybernerd. He'll cyber with you anytime you want. And you'll like it.Then, there's Ms. Fairy Smile. She's got hair like a great, big ball of yarn. She would make the ideal protagonist in a children's book. Next up, we got Jackie Boy. This guy's a stud! He's got great handles, a strong work ethic, and unmatched basketball IQ. His main weakness is off-the-court distractions. If he puts his nose to the grindstone, keeps grinding, keeps chopping, then this kid's going places in this league.Lori's in the back, she's just photobombing.
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 01, 2016
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Is there anything harder than reheating french fries?
Osman

Yea, my dick. WuzgoooooooodIt's my mom's birthday. I'm about to meet up with my parents in a few to eat some dope ass foods. They're really the best. And the worst. But I guess that just speaks to the inconsistency of human beings. Dank.I totally forgot to mention this last night, but Gonzo karaoke is going on tonight at the Maple Leaf. If you're reading this, go to that shit.Things we learned at quiz:1. There is no U.S. Agency called "Border Control", but it might get renamed that.2. You don't know Bo, ya bish.3. OK! OK! I see what's going on. Everyone's a CROOKED COP!4. It's always a weird thing when
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Nov 17, 2016
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Catfish? Catfish.
Osman

Sup fool! Shireen just brought me pizza. I'm going to try really hard not to call her wee-wee. But I'll probably fail. Because wee-wee is the greatest nickname of all-time. I sing it to the tune of Macho Man. "wee wee wee wee weeeeeeee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee weeeeeeeeee". She hates it.Things we learned at quiz:1. It's impossible to say "Quebecois" without sounding like a douche. 2. I don't care what anyone says, when it's all said and done, Desiigner's "Panda" will be a more culturally significant song than John Lennon's "Imagine". 3. Snow Leopards? Snow Crabs? Coin flip.4. Dame dame dame dame todo el poder,
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Thursday, Nov 10, 2016
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It's Bigger Than Hip Hop
Osman

Who shot Biggie Smalls? If we don't get em, they gon get us all.I know a guy named Rommi. Rommi is not somebody I hang out with. In fact, I've only met him once. But, for all these years, he's been my facebook friend. Rommi is a prototypical reddit neckbeard troll. And for a long time, it was more or less amusing; Rommi would post some bullshit, say something snarky and it would be whatever. The only time this changed is a few years when he was having mental health issues and he himself was suicidal. Fortunately, at the time, he pulled through.For the past year, I have not seen a more vocal Trump supporter than Rommi. He routinely
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Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Nov 03, 2016
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Who wants to rock the party?
Osman

Man, only a few more days of this bullshit until we find out whether or not western civilization is going to collapse on itself. Spoiler alert: it's probably going to happen either way. I voted early. They could probably tell who I was supporting based on the weed smoke :DI'm currently watching this Bojack Horseman. This shit is super overrated. That's right, I said it. But come on, it's just another surly cartoon character a la Moses. No originality at all. Anyways, I'll probably love it after a few more episodes. I'm a sucker for comedy.Meanwhile, we had a quiz. It was brutal. We Love This Dog ended up with first place. They
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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Oct 27, 2016
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Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
Osman

It was my nieces' birthday (week)!!!!! They are the best. Their names are Jannah and Sakina, and they turned 6 and 4, respectively. It's truly amazing to watch babies turn into children and eventually people. Like, for real mind boggling. We (human beings) reside at the apex of the pyramid of dominant species and all of us at one point were amazed by dumb shit like animatronic tigers and kid's menu cheese pizza (we went to Rainforest Cafe). And despite all of those distractions, we went to the fucking moon. Absurd. I got them two books to share. One is called "Little Humans" by the guy who does Humans of New York. Their mom is from Queens, so I got to give them a little
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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Oct 20, 2016
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Local Man Ruins Everything
Cody H.

Hello, everyone! It's been just over a year since I've had the privilege of subbing here at the Maple Leaf Pub, and it truly remains an unique experience. Great food, great brews, and I get to watch a bunch of Pengiun fans yell a a TV and curse a defenseman for signing a contract I think? I don't know, I've ice-skated like twice in my life. Things were going great until tragedy struck in Round 7 when, somehow, the mixer fell off the wall behind me and took the auxiliary cable with it. With one half of it snapped off in my laptop's aux port, we were kind of up a creek. So, we pivoted. It was going to be a great Round 7, but instead we got to hear me yell about emergencies and random
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Cody is 5'7", wears a size 11 shoe, and maintains a very consistent panda bear shape.