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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Hey have you heard about my best frands?
Osman

My frands came to quiz last night. I'm going to talk about my fraaaaands.That's Herrerbear. He's a cybernerd. He'll cyber with you anytime you want. And you'll like it.Then, there's Ms. Fairy Smile. She's got hair like a great, big ball of yarn. She would make the ideal protagonist in a children's book. Next up, we got Jackie Boy. This guy's a stud! He's got great handles, a strong work ethic, and unmatched basketball IQ. His main weakness is off-the-court distractions. If he puts his nose to the grindstone, keeps grinding, keeps chopping, then this kid's going places in this league.Lori's in the back, she's just photobombing.
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Dec 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Is there anything harder than reheating french fries?
Osman

Yea, my dick. WuzgoooooooodIt's my mom's birthday. I'm about to meet up with my parents in a few to eat some dope ass foods. They're really the best. And the worst. But I guess that just speaks to the inconsistency of human beings. Dank.I totally forgot to mention this last night, but Gonzo karaoke is going on tonight at the Maple Leaf. If you're reading this, go to that shit.Things we learned at quiz:1. There is no U.S. Agency called "Border Control", but it might get renamed that.2. You don't know Bo, ya bish.3. OK! OK! I see what's going on. Everyone's a CROOKED COP!4. It's always a weird thing when
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Nov 17, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Catfish? Catfish.
Osman

Sup fool! Shireen just brought me pizza. I'm going to try really hard not to call her wee-wee. But I'll probably fail. Because wee-wee is the greatest nickname of all-time. I sing it to the tune of Macho Man. "wee wee wee wee weeeeeeee, wee wee wee wee, wee wee wee wee weeeeeeeeee". She hates it.Things we learned at quiz:1. It's impossible to say "Quebecois" without sounding like a douche. 2. I don't care what anyone says, when it's all said and done, Desiigner's "Panda" will be a more culturally significant song than John Lennon's "Imagine". 3. Snow Leopards? Snow Crabs? Coin flip.4. Dame dame dame dame todo el poder,
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Nov 10, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It's Bigger Than Hip Hop
Osman

Who shot Biggie Smalls? If we don't get em, they gon get us all.I know a guy named Rommi. Rommi is not somebody I hang out with. In fact, I've only met him once. But, for all these years, he's been my facebook friend. Rommi is a prototypical reddit neckbeard troll. And for a long time, it was more or less amusing; Rommi would post some bullshit, say something snarky and it would be whatever. The only time this changed is a few years when he was having mental health issues and he himself was suicidal. Fortunately, at the time, he pulled through.For the past year, I have not seen a more vocal Trump supporter than Rommi. He routinely
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Nov 03, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Who wants to rock the party?
Osman

Man, only a few more days of this bullshit until we find out whether or not western civilization is going to collapse on itself. Spoiler alert: it's probably going to happen either way. I voted early. They could probably tell who I was supporting based on the weed smoke :DI'm currently watching this Bojack Horseman. This shit is super overrated. That's right, I said it. But come on, it's just another surly cartoon character a la Moses. No originality at all. Anyways, I'll probably love it after a few more episodes. I'm a sucker for comedy.Meanwhile, we had a quiz. It was brutal. We Love This Dog ended up with first place. They
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Oct 27, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
Osman

It was my nieces' birthday (week)!!!!! They are the best. Their names are Jannah and Sakina, and they turned 6 and 4, respectively. It's truly amazing to watch babies turn into children and eventually people. Like, for real mind boggling. We (human beings) reside at the apex of the pyramid of dominant species and all of us at one point were amazed by dumb shit like animatronic tigers and kid's menu cheese pizza (we went to Rainforest Cafe). And despite all of those distractions, we went to the fucking moon. Absurd. I got them two books to share. One is called "Little Humans" by the guy who does Humans of New York. Their mom is from Queens, so I got to give them a little
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Oct 20, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Local Man Ruins Everything
Cody H.

Hello, everyone! It's been just over a year since I've had the privilege of subbing here at the Maple Leaf Pub, and it truly remains an unique experience. Great food, great brews, and I get to watch a bunch of Pengiun fans yell a a TV and curse a defenseman for signing a contract I think? I don't know, I've ice-skated like twice in my life. Things were going great until tragedy struck in Round 7 when, somehow, the mixer fell off the wall behind me and took the auxiliary cable with it. With one half of it snapped off in my laptop's aux port, we were kind of up a creek. So, we pivoted. It was going to be a great Round 7, but instead we got to hear me yell about emergencies and random
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Cody is a mushmouthed nerd who somehow got a job reading quiz questions to strangers. Like you! His first quiz was at the nerdiest place possible, a comic convention, and look where we are now; and it can happen to you if you follow your dreams! Cody is open to bribes.


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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Oct 06, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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It's not about narrative, you're just being an asshole
Osman

Damn, I gotta say. The grilled cheeses at the Maple Leaf are amazing. Seriously, if you haven't had one you need to fix that. Now. ASAP. Pronto, Tonto. I really like the Italian but you can't go wrong with any of them. And get some cheese tots on the side, you deserve it. We know you've been working hard on your figure and it shows, what's one little grilled cheese with tots gonna do? You're gonna relapse into being a fat fuck again, that's what. That's why I've learned to embrace it.Things we learned at quiz:  1. My microphone busted. Back up mic was even worse. We made it tho, fam. 2. Anytime we get to celebrate the Backstreet Boys,
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Sep 29, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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I'm sorry I yelled at you
Osman

It was just a joke. Albeit, not a funny one, but those are my specialty. Anyways, I tried to find you after to apologize, but you had already left, probably while cursing my name and shaking your fists at the heavens. Either way, I wanted to say I'm sorry. Also, you're fucking hot. It's ridiculous actually how hot you really are. I mean, for real. I be like: Dear Diary, The ass was fat.   You go on and get it, girl.   Things we learned at quiz: 1. I probably botched the first round pretty hard but thankfully people are too drunk and stupid to notice :) 2. Nobody know who Cage the Elephant is. 3. Absolutely NOBODY
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Sep 22, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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You're a racist
Osman

I don't wanna be preachy right off the bat. It's just been on my mind a lot. Like, please? Just stop being so goddamn racist. I'm not even talking about cops or Kaepernick or whatever. Those are iceberg tips. I'm talking about mass incarceration, imbalances in the justice system, housing discrimination, lending discrimination, systemic poverty, I could go on and on. We don't need a wall. Shit, smash the borders. Everything will be just fine. Just stop being so racist dammit. And now it's awkward. Goddammit. Here's what we learned at quiz.1. I never read LOTR so I don't know who Tom Bombadil is but he's not in the movie and people think that's funny I guess. 2.
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Sep 15, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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How fast can I blog? Pt. 2
Osman

If any of you read my Luke's Icehouse blog (don't know why you would), you'd know that I masterfully crushed my blog within mere minutes. This time, though, I'm definitely pissing in the wind. I gotta board a plane to Washington D.C. in like 45 seconds. So this one is gonna have to be fucking breezy. What will I do? Will I rehash my Frederick Douglas joke from the Luke's blog? I fucking should. That was an amazing joke. Seriously, how am I going to top that in such little time? Bottom line: I won't. I'm already taking too long. For real, though, I gotta fucking go. Brunch Club won again. Assholes. Second place was Is
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Sep 08, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Osman

That's right, fresh meat. I'm talking about newly-hired, future quizmaster Danny "Bonaduce". I don't think he realizes what he's getting himself into. It's gonna be a bloodbath. Seriously, bruh. Better bring a buttplug. Things we learned at quiz: 1. Danny's fucked. 2. Pennsylvania is cool I guess. But Philadelphia is literal garbage. I think it was Bill Burr who pointed out that Joe Frazier is from there and yet, they built a statue to Rocky. One of the greatest boxers of all-time and they worship a 5-foot Italian with a speech impediment. 3. Apparently we're including dogs as lead actors now. Like Air Bud. 4. Jeffrey Dahmer was truly
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Sep 01, 2016
[Thursdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Smokin Good, Rollin Solo
Osman

I had to act right in the Windy City that nightNo trees to blow throughBut blow me and I'll owe you2 grams when the sunriseSmokin good, rollin SOLODamn this Frank Ocean album is amazing. One a side note (as if that was relevant or something), I started watching Master of None today. I gotta say, it's like this show was written specifically for me by a guy that took my whole schtick and ran with it. Really shows what I could've been if I was funnier and had a good work ethic. Things we learned at quiz:  1. People have a uniquely dismissive response when you talk about Sweden. 2. Nobody knows who
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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Aug 25, 2016
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These bitches want NIKEEEEEEEEEES
Osman

They looking for a check Tell em that aint like meeeeeeeeeeeeee She says she need a ring like Carmeloooooooooo Must be on that white like Othellooooooooooo ALL YOU WANT IS NIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES   I hope like listening to this shit cuz it'll be on repeat for the next 25-30 quizzes Things we learned at quiz: 1. Paul Ryan was voted "biggest brown-noser" in high school. No surprise he went far in politics  2. Paul Ryan drove the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile in Minnesota because he's a huge weiner and also feels the need to overcompensate. 3. Paul Ryan doesn't give
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The Maple Leaf Pub
514 Elgin St
Houston, TX
77006
Thursday, Aug 18, 2016
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Ross Sucks
Osman

GOT EMMMMM I gotta say, my quiz at the Maple Leaf has gotten really difficult. Not because I'm having any issues or because of some jerk, but because they opened a restaurant and everything smells incredible. It's super distracting when I'm trying to read questions about fake tinder profiles and all I can think about is this damn grilled cheese with avocado. Honestly, it's slowing me down right now. Things we learned at quiz: 1. You don't know how to spell "Pharaoh". 2. Or how to misspell "Inglourious". 3. Atticus Finch is a fraud. 4. A gathering of Truman, Stalin, and Churchill would either be really, really fun or really, really lame.
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Houston, TX
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Thursday, Aug 11, 2016
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Gentlemen, I've just realized, I've forgotten to take a shit, so see you back at the old homestead
Osman

"Erlich Bachman? This is your mom and you are not my baby." Things we learned at quiz: 1. Some guy named Itzhak Shum was a person that existed. 2. "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia is a cover of a song by Ednaswap. I had no fucking clue and now I have this information that I have to carry around for the rest of my mortal life. 3. Nymphadora Tonks IS the best character in the Harry Potter universe. Period. 4. Indianapolis has a nickname. 5. Mauritius rhymes with malicious. In the end, The Brunch Club came through and dominated to grab 1st place for a second straight week. Redneck
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