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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Mar 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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THE ULTIMATE THRILL RIDE.
The People's Chimp

  Tonight was fun, as I had the opportunity to entertain brand new "regulars" at The Shaskeen that were accustom to a Sarah style quiz. Where I've never experienced a Sarah quiz, all reports have stated we run an entirely different ship.    Jesus is coming again and The Roof is the Ceiling were skeptical of me at first. I can only hope I wont them over? I'll be back at some point. It'll be nice to check in and see if they're pumped to see me or not.   Tell you who I was pumped to see. Those damn Dirty Broadz. They were convinced the little sister that wasn't in the Jackson Five was Jonelle Jackson. I wanted to hug
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No one calls me the spacecowboy. Most recently, someone came up to me and asked me if I was Josh. I said "I can be." He didn't know how to respond to that, and we went our seperate ways. 

A transplanted transplant, recently refining my east coast love after a whacky sting in the west coast. If we can talk about wrestling, hockey, Arrested Development, the importance of Red Foreman, or why Val Kilmer was a pretty good Batman, I think we'll get along just fine. 


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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Mar 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Testing. A Bomb on a Bus.
SARAH!

Hello my lovely quizbuds,    Happy birthday to me! I'm another year older and another year wiser. That's how I know I can just launch right into this recap without making you scan through some silly bit.   First place last night belonged to the Sword-Throwing, Watery Tarts! Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Second place goes to The Cocks are Too Hard for Duke. Nice guys, you know I hate having to talk about BASKETBALL on the mic! I made this joke last night, but no one reads this except my mom, and she wasn't
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Mar 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Quiz You Like a Pub Quiz
SARAH!

Hello sweet quizlings!   I hope you are all safe and sound and someplace warm. Thanks for coming out for a final hurrah before we are buried in snow forever! It seems like everyone in Southern New Hampshire had the exact same plan, which wisely included getting fortified at the Shaskeen.   First place for the night belongs to Trumpcare Did Benghazi.This name made me laugh. Second place of course went to Class 3 Killstorm. It's happening right now, I hope you got plenty of water and hot dogs and booze! Third place belongs to Cat Pack...Meow. I love how the meow has no punctuation,
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Mar 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Soon I'm Gonna Be a Quiz Guy!
SARAH!

Hello again, quizfriends!   Oh my gosh there were so many of you last night. It was a real fire hazard in there.Thank you to everyone who donated a gently used visual round to a team in need. I know I can always rely on you guys to help a fellow quizmate!   First place for the night belongs to Sphincter in Chief who found their soulmate when they tied after Round 3 with I Am Not a Proctologist But I'll Take a Look. The second place winners were Sofa King Awesome! That was also their team name! And finally, after a disgusting tiebreaker, It's Not
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Feb 27, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Bork to Quizness As Usual
SARAH!

Hello again quizbabes and quizzlemen,   Well last night definitely happened! I was there, and you were there. We all had a great time! I really enjoyed the Swedish Chef round, but you guys found it just OK. That happens sometimes! It doesn't mean we have to break up or anything!   Last night's first place prize went to Laundry Day, Nothing Clean, Right? This is apparently a Bill Paxton reference, but I didn't know that until the end of the night. A very close second place goes to The Nest. I hope that's not a euphemism for something! And finally, sliding into third is Neo-Nazis are
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Feb 20, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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And Quiz Will Make the Flowers Grow
SARAH!

Hi quizbuds,   Thanks for coming out for a super hard night of quiz. While some teams managed to stay afloat, I actually saw the first zero score sheet (from someone who answered all the questions and didn't just draw pictures of dicks). Round 7 was just a bunch of people whispering so I know that was not fun. I hope you guys know I'm proud of you! The only time you can be brave is when you're afraid.   First place last night went to the uncatchable Impeach the Mother Fucker Already! Second place belongs to the ever-reliable Rumpleforeskin. And third place went to the lovable Trump's
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Feb 13, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Have I Told You Lately That I Quiz You?
SARAH!

Hello again my darling quizbabies,   Thank you to everyone who made it out last night. To those who didn't, you're dead to me now. I'm sorry it had to be this way. We had another intimate night of quizzing and also vagina questions. I barely even hesitated to read them at all!   Well for those of you who couldn't make it, you missed a magical night! Team #2 turned out to be Team #1 (because they won first place!). We watched a relationship blossom in team She Doesn't Know This is a Date/ She May Know It's a Date by Now/ She Definitely Knows This is a Date. Hey guys, you can put that second
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Feb 06, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Schlag mich, Baby, noch einmal!
SARAH!

Hello again, quizfriends!   It's me, Sarah. Thank you all for joining me for last night's cozy game. Five teams is the perfect amount for everyone to start to feel like they are really getting to know each other. It's like going to camp! Except with more drinking and then yelling at me. On second thought, it's exactly like camp.   First place last night went to Lord Dampnut and the Moose-Lambs! Watch out for these radical dudes. Second place goes to the consistently inconsistent Constantly Not in 5th. I knew you could do it! And the third place prize belongs to Duckboats Float
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Jan 30, 2017
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Nobody Tells Me How to Quiz!
SARAH!

Hello to all you quizzers, The house was packed last night. Despite that, I was still able to clearly and articulately say "Donald Trump is a Cunt". Several times! I know many of you had your doubts, because you openly voiced them to me. Luckily I am a consummate professional, and if you name your team something, I have to say it. That's what we've signed up for here.   Last night's first place prize went to We're Too Tired for a Clever Name. That's OK, you saved up your energies and put them in your brains. Nice work! Second place belongs to Ban-arama. That's right, bans for everyone! Hope you're
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Jan 23, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Mama Said Quiz You Out!
SARAH!

Hello quizbuds!   You know, last night's question about exploding cigars reminded me of something. Over the Christmas season, I suddenly realized that I, for some reason, know all the lyrics to a parody version of "We Three Kings", wherein the kings smoke a loaded cigar and it explodes. Why does this exist? It lacks the relatability of "Batman Smells" but I guess retains simple melody. Anyway, children are weird.   Last night was a battle for alternative facts! Ultimately first place went to #AlternativeFacts. Trending on this blog post, for sure. Second place belongs to We're Not Wrong-We Have Alternative
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Jan 16, 2017
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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The Dream of the '90s is Alive in The Shaskeen
SARAH!

Hello my lovely quizling,   After two weeks of super-tough quizzing, I feel like we finally had nice gentle questions last night. Also I learned that everyone else is incredibly familiar with a children's television show I know nothing about. I guess you guys are even younger than I thought!   Some classic team names made an appearance last night, and first place prize went to See My Vest. I loved how they were standing and walking, like a little Rory Calhoun! Second place belongs to Skanks and Balls.If this is an allusion to something, I 100% do no get it! And third place was a two-way
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Jan 09, 2017
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I am gonna EGOT. For us, for the family and especially for little Chewbaquina Jordan.
SARAH!

Hi there quizfriends,   You know, my younger sister and I have a theory, if it can be called that, that you saw 90% of the PG-13 movies that came out the year you were 14. It's true, I saw Bedazzled in the theater twice. This is because you could convince your parents to bring you to the movies, where you would hang out for four hours and just see whatever they would let you buy a ticket for. Also you could terrorize nearby businesses- in my case it was a Barnes & Noble where we would go and listen to CDs using those gigantic headphones. I bring this theory up to justify why I ended up seeing two of last night's featured films. The first, Monsters Inc., makes
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Jan 02, 2017
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What a Year for a New Quiz!
SARAH!

Hello my good good quizbabies,   It felt good to be back in the saddle last night! I hope you didn't miss me too much. But I hope if you did, it only made your heart grow fonder.    Last night was the kind of quiz where it seems like everyone gets a chance to be in the first place spot at some point during the night. Once the dust settled, first place went to Cloaca and Dagger, a word I've never had to say out loud before (is it day-gear?). Second place went to Mariah Don't Carey, which definitely won for best reaction from the crowd upon hearing their team name. And into third place goes to
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Dec 26, 2016
[Mondays @ 7:30 pm]
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Too Soon, guys.
The People's Chimp

Early on, it was very weird for me to need to explain to multiple teams how to count. That being said, i needed to explain to multiple teams how to count. I don't know what, but it needed to be done.    We started the evening by embracing Neal. Really that was the highlight; because seriously, how do you get better than that? A late contender was Issac showing up, which is always a delight! We high fived mid-round. Ali wasn't around tonight, which bummed me out. Luckily we had new faces (to me) Angela and Casey, and they were AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT!   Kicking it back to the quick, you guys were huge jerks and picked on George Michaels
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No one calls me the spacecowboy. Most recently, someone came up to me and asked me if I was Josh. I said "I can be." He didn't know how to respond to that, and we went our seperate ways. 

A transplanted transplant, recently refining my east coast love after a whacky sting in the west coast. If we can talk about wrestling, hockey, Arrested Development, the importance of Red Foreman, or why Val Kilmer was a pretty good Batman, I think we'll get along just fine. 


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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Dec 19, 2016
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Have Yourself a Merry Little Quizmas!
SARAH!

Hello to all you crazy Christmas quizzers,   Thanks as always to everyone who came out to join me for an especially tough quiz. Since I'll be out until the New Year, I was glad to get a chance to run some Complicated Instructions Rounds with you all. I think you managed admirably. I'm so proud as usual.   Last night the first place prize went to For a Good Time Call (978) 827-0707. I have no idea what that number leads to, but I hope you guys can use it to call up a good time. Second place belongs to Slightly Used Boat for Sale: The Movie.
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Shaskeen Irish Pub and Restaurant
909 Elm Street
Manchester, NH
03101
Monday, Dec 12, 2016
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Blame it on the Quiz!
SARAH!

Hello you cool quiz babies! I was exhausted last night! Thanks for being patient with me while I stumbled through a some questions and answers. Luckily, it was an intimate night (that is a code phrase for not many teams!). And I am definitely grateful that those little girls and their American Girl dolls left before I started talking. That would have been awful for all of us!   Last night the first place prize went to What's Fappening, Wanker?! There is something about the way I announced that name
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