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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
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Wednesday, Jan 11, 2017
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Britney Spears Perfumes: A Trial pt 2
Patrique

Greetings, Trampers! One of the things I have been up to recently is checking into Britney Spears' line of perfumes. She makes a crapton of money off of these things so I figure it would be good to let y'all know what you're getting into should you buy one. Here are a couple that I sampled at the local Walton Supermarket. Britney Spears Curious for Women - This smells like what I assume baby beauty pageants smell like. Like, you know in that episode of Friends where Rachel and Phoebe take Emma to that baby beauty pageant and are late for Thanksgiving? Then Joey's head gets stuck in the door? Haha, Joey's eye were hilarious. "We're really, REALLY sorry". Oh man, I love Friends. Oh right
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Patrick hails from the mean streets of (suburban) Detroit. Quizzing since he was in middle school, he is no stranger to trivial knowledge. His friends posit that is the reason his head is so large.

Outside of the bar you can catch him being handy around the house, hiking, paddling, and doing whatever he can to be outside.

He will tell you he has a healthy interest in Arrested Development, but you should know that whenever you bring up the show, it shifts a little bit. 

Patrick was recruited by GWD on the not-as-mean streets of Boston. They trained him and shipped him to Austin, TX, where he currently works. The Austin staff has been on record saying how great it is to have him in the rotation, often citing his charm, wit, experience, French kissing abilities, and his humility. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Jan 04, 2017
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Ron Jeremy < Banana Slug
Chels

Yo! And yeah, because a banana slug's dangling participle is 8 inches long. Definitely has a career, if it wants it. Becca was back last night! I missed her. We always have the best damn time! I mean my subs are always great as well, but there's no replacing her. That's for DAMN SURE! We quizzed you on Recently in Stuff, I don't watch the news, I hate that show. My roommate/fellow QM/writer/corporate goon Jonpaul, graced us with his presence and some rounds. He wrote the Animals Are Gross, You Guys round, that was hilarious. We learned a lot about them. Like how does a walrus do anything, when he can lick
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Dec 28, 2016
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I Know Guac is Extra, B!
Chels

Let's go over here and get stepped up, and get everybody stepped up.  That was Jonpaul's fave team name of the night. You could tell by the way he read it each time. With such emphasis. "I know guac is extra, bitch!" He loved every minute of it. He also HATES that Walk the Moon song. Which is funny, because a lot of us LOVE IT! I know it got over played, but I like the beat. You know me, I love to dance! I'm always jamming out when I'm hosting. It's one of the best parts. And his hatred didn't stop me from making a video with him it while it was on. He did not look amused. Whatever, I'm in charge! We had a great time at quiz! We made all
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Dec 21, 2016
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West Waterworld
Dr. Rex N.F. Echt, Professor of New Jack Swing

One team always has to be that douche. Last night, as you can see if you look at the scores on the sidebar, the team that saw a douche cloak, went, “Hey, that looks like it fits!,” threw said cloak over their shoulders, and felt like they wanted to show off their new douche cloak to everyone, was the team that came in third place. I’m not going to write their name again. Usually, I’d give a wrap-up of the winners, putting their name in bold print and extolling their virtues. But, alas, even though third place had the smarts, grit, and determination to end up in third place and walk away with prize money, there’s that name. People of Mister Tramp’s, I applaud
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Jonpaul H. Guinn is a long distance runner, avid reader, knowledge junkie, lover of dogs and cats, vegetarian, and rock 'em sock 'em man about town. He was a contestant on Jeopardy, competed in the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, and completed marathons and ultra marathons in 17 U.S. states. He was the first Geeks Who Drink Quizmaster in Rhode Island, the Roger Williams of trivia. He lives and works in Austin as a writer-at-large for Geeks Who Drink.  


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Dec 14, 2016
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So Long and Thanks For All the Bliss
Chels

Hiya hiya! So last week was a rough one with the passing of my friend. The memorial was this week and we watched her Jeopardy! episodes. She won at least 3 days in a row! We were all totally playing a Jeopardy! drinking game while we were watching, it was great. It was a great way to remember and honor a friend.  Now, I do have some other sad news. Our wonderful regular quizzer and friend, Gwen, is moving to Seattle. Becca and I went to Target and got her a bottle of KY, hand warmers, and a little bottle of prosecco, she needs all those things. So Wednesday was her last Texas quiz. It was a bittersweet night, but one she'll remember
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Dec 07, 2016
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Ashley Madison? No, Not Me!
Chels

Yo yo yo! You guys were gems last night. GEMS! We had a great time, and didn't have to take any shots. We win! So, just going to be a little somber right now, but it will get better. Sunday night this week, a quizzer that has been playing quiz since about 2011, passed away. She was awesome and really fucking smart! She came to my Saturday quiz every week with her partner and friends. Their team name always had Jarvis in it, so we started calling her Lady Jarvis. It was perfect. Last night at quiz, one of our mutual friends was there to play. We hugged it out and talked about how we were doing. It was nice to have him there. I just want you all to know that quizzers are important to
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Nov 30, 2016
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Back in Full Effect
Chels

Hey hey party people! When I first get to Tramps, I'm always super excited. When I came in this week, I was feeling the same, got to the bar, and Emily, bartender, ginger baby maker extraordinaire, told me to go home. I was SHOCKED! But she was just kidding. And Kristi and Jocelyn, amazing women who used to work at Tramps, were at the bar hanging out. So I got to see them! But then I was told that 512 IPA wasn't pouring right for some reason. Which is my favorite! Anywho, we totally had a quiz, and it was totally awesome. As usual! We talked about how I cut myself over Thanksgiving and probably should have
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Nov 23, 2016
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Gobble that blank, Gobble that blank! Whatever you want!
Chels

Hello everyone! What a night...from what I can remember. Becca and I had a fantastic time! We love quizzing with you guys and love being a team! She's totes one of my faves. For reals! So we had a lot of things happening that night. We had to Respect the Turkey in Round 4, learn about Tofurkey in Round 5, and our video round was all about high school. Did you have a good time in high school? I totally did. But that's just because I was friends with everyone. Like literally. The "popular kids", the goths, the metal heads, the stoners (duh), the gays (duh), the jocks, the color guard, the drill team, everyone! I would
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Nov 16, 2016
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Whore Island- Population: Us
Carlos

Hey Trampers! My favorite stampy people! It's been far too long since I had the honor of being a part of your quiz, so I'm glad we got to retread some familiar territory. Also, any quiz with A Fish Called Wanda is an okay quiz by my standards. Lettuce recap! Firstly we capped your population at 8 points in our word bank round- tricky if you didn't know how to spell 'Population," but if you got over that hurdle, you can conquer anything. We believe in you. For your audio round, we bid many happy returns to our musical guests, including a Canadian pop singer and a guy everybody thought was Huey Lewis but as it turns out just sounds like Huey Lewis after sinus damages from having
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Do you remember the last time somebody proved they loved you?

Do you know why there would be a missing day in the history of the universe?

Does the idea of the M-Class jaunte seem unreal to you?


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
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Wednesday, Nov 09, 2016
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Onward, Through the Fog
Chels

Ok, it's ok, it's ok. We just have to move forward together and stay strong, together. It's still all about love, and let's show that is what's important, love.  Anywho, we had 6 teams come out last night. I think everyone is kind of in shock and just wanted to stay home. No worries. Quiz will always be there for you. It's my happy place for sure. I hope you guys had a good time last night. I always do with you guys. That's why it's my favorite! We quizzed you on Mmm...Vienna Sausage, guess we all have to get used to that. We also had a round on Losers, Haters. Sad. That was our audio round that had songs about failures, haters, and sadness.
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Nov 02, 2016
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If You Were a Hot Dog Would You Eat Yourself?
Chels

WOW, WOW, WOW. I mean Wow. What a game 7! What a quiz! I can't believe that the Cubs actually got it. Wow! I loved seeing LeBron James freak out when Cleveland tied it up. That was hilarious. We also had a quiz. We were commenting on the game because everyone there was watching it. I thought QM Becca was going to have a heart attack. She really wanted the Cubs to win. And they did! Her first night scoring at Tramps and she got what she wanted. Nice! She will be with us every week from now on, excellent. She's fucking great! We're besties.  Anywho, we quizzed you! We had a Recently in Stuff round, that everyone
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Oct 26, 2016
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Sharing A BM Moment With Bobby and Rufus
Carlos

Holy Toledo, Mister Tramps! Y'all came out in force last night for our first (but not last?) SUPERNATURAL-themed quiz! I had a blast navigating all the demons and possessions and angels and rugarus and djinns. And it seemed you did your studying as well- all 143 seasons of the show, to be exactly accurate. Well let's get a quick recap going and reminisce on the events of last night. First we showed off our sweet sweet rides (I personally, own a lovely Pontiac by the name of Jean-Claude Grand Am), but nothing compares to Baby herself. From all the dents, dings, crashes, and kidnappings it's been through, it's quite a likable character in the show if you really think about it. Plus,
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Do you remember the last time somebody proved they loved you?

Do you know why there would be a missing day in the history of the universe?

Does the idea of the M-Class jaunte seem unreal to you?


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
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Wednesday, Oct 19, 2016
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Anna's Last Goodbye
Chels

Hey everyone! Thanks for coming out last night! We had a couple things interfere with quiz night, but you guys came to quiz anyways. Which was awesome because it was QM Anna's very last quiz in Texas. She's moving to Boston next week. She's been wanting to do that forever and she finally gets to! We are all so proud of her and will miss her dearly. I had the staff put the debate on for me and her so we could kinda watch. I wanted to play a drinking game to it. So anytime Trump said something weird or Hillary made a weird face, we drank. We also drank when Anna would make a noise like she was dying inside. It was usually something that Trump said, so we had
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
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Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016
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1 More to Go!
Chels

Anna has one more quiz with us before she whisks herself away to Boston and leaves us. Luckily, she will have quiz there, so she won't be missing here too badly. Although, she's never lived outside of Texas. She'll have fun! We had another great quiz last night! And I was back in action! After being gone in Denver for Great American Beer Festival, I came back to drink with you guys and give the quiz.  I'm sorry about the music, it was a little depressing, but a lot of 90s music is. It was great when Here Without You came on. One chick told me to stop it, it was pretty funny. Then she made me sing, and I did. Sometimes I get all into it! But that was super
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, Oct 05, 2016
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Sexy Princes and Oreo Churros
AmBITCHion

I acknowledge that I have a pretty strong bias but I have to say that Mister Tramps quizzers are among the best there are.It sounds like ass kissing but when I think back on our quiz last night, I am just genuinely grateful for y'all.First, one of our regulars came to pick up his quiz supplies and when he noticed I was in the driver's seat, he told me he was glad I'm hosting tonight. Now I know that y'all are used to Chelsea's personality on the microphone entertaining you each week and if you expect that, I know I can't deliver. For one thing, I am woefully underpracticed in the art of seamlessly inserting a sex joke into otherwise mundane topics. Also, Chelsea's
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Native Austinite, feminist, patriot.

Anna dyes her hair blonde because she wants to be Leslie Knope. Her hobbies include arguing with the tv and radio - especially when political discussions come on, cleaning her apartment to the sounds of old school country music records, and writing letters to television networks to try and get Freaks and Geeks back on the air. Hey, it worked for Family Guy!

She believes fluoride is poisoning us all, Lee Harvey Oswald could never have made that shot, and Blink-182 is due for a reunion.

You can find Anna on: Tuesdays at 8:00 at Common Ground in Allston


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8565 Research Blvd
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Wednesday, Sep 28, 2016
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Spheroids and Steroids Are the Same, Right?
Chels

Hello again! I was gone again traveling across this great country, drinking beers, and talking about all things GWD related. I try to plan my trips around Wednesdays so I don't have to miss you! But sometimes I can't do that. It's a shame! But the year is winding down and I won't be traveling as much. So you're stuck with me! Now, let's get real. QM Anna, is amazing. She has been a QM since we hired her back in November 2013, almost 3 years! She has hosted everywhere, and scored everywhere. Also, just a couple months ago she moved into my 2 bedroom apt and we're roommates! It's been awesome. Anna has just accepted a job in Boston. She has been trying to find
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Mister Tramps Wed at 8pm. I have been working for GWD since 2009. That's a long time and I still love it. Can't imagine working for anyone else. I'm also the Special Events Coordinator for GWD.