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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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Sorry, That Was The Gimlet Talking.
hurls

Dammit, you guys. I got a little drunk last night. I had a great time, and I'm glad you guys enjoyed my drunken-ness as well. Your laughter haunted my very odd dreams.    QM RJ and I had an awesome time with all of you! Server Hannah brought us tasty beverages and salads, and with 28 teams, it was a pretty non-stop night.   We started off a little late, since I had to send about 10 of you outside to move your cars. Sorry about that. Be sure to always park either in front of Mister Tramps, or in the Target parking lot. The restaurants in that strip mall get super-busy and they won't
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
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RJ is the most productive drunk I know.
hurls

Last night was awesome! A new team came from from my venue that's on hiatus, we had a fun pronunciation battle regarding arithmetic mean, and QM RJ was totally tanked.    Texting me at 5pm with the news that he was already drinking at Tramps, I got up there as soon as I could so I could hang out with my favorite buddy. We had a good time catching up, but RJ was even more flirtatious with every female that approached out table. I had to apologize for him once, and a few times I told RJ to back down. ("RJ, she's just asking how to play; not for your number.")   We
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Allow me to clarify: RJ is NOT engaged!
hurls

Our favorite scorekeeper takes a lot of flack from us, you have to admit. But I wasn't dishing out any digs when I announced that you all should message QM RJ on Facebook. And I wasn't insinuating that he is off the market when I said he is engaged. I meant that, when talking to QM RJ, or sending him a message online, you'll be met with a completely present and invested person that will respond to you and be your friend. You know, "engaged" as a character trait.    QM RJ and I had a blast last night! With 25 teams, we quizzed you guys on all sorts of knowledge. From our Hellish
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, July 08, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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The Night of One Thousand Ties
hurls

So, maybe it wasn't one thousand ties, but there were like, three. First we had a tie for 3rd, and a tie for first. Which ended in a tie, so a tiebreaker question had to be asked. RJ handled it all while I visited with those of you not all tied up and collected your pencils.   QM RJ and I both put our feet in our mouths. Me, when I called that guy Pussy Face instead of Sour Puss. I dunno, it made sense in my head! And RJ's flirtatious effort really fell flat, and instead just insulted every woman who has ever been anywhere alone. Truth be told, though,
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, July 01, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Lost and Found - Sunglasses!
hurls

Alright, Fuck Fuck Goose! One of you guys left your sunglasses behind last night! I handed them over to your server so they'll be safe in the office until you return to claim them.   Well, well! Last night was an awesome time for me and QM RJ, although we did miss a few of our regulars - namely Whiskey Quizness, and Can I Borrow A Feeling, and Team Friendship! There may have been more, but those are the folks I'm remembering now... So just know that we missed you guys, but some other teams were happy to have you out of the way so they could have
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
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The Night That Two Dudes Became Gentlemen
hurls

It was really great to have our QM RJ back last night! He and I haven't hosted Tramps together in a few weeks, so it was just like old times. We had some great team names.... and one that you didn't get to hear. There are just 3 words I refuse to say on the mic, with a 4th on my depends list. So we had a table of fun-loving folks come up with a pretty great name, but the operative word happened to be one of my 3 forbidden words. So sorry for making you change your name, Show Us Your Dixie, but dealing with an offended passer-by or non-quizzer wasn't really on my agenda for last night.    Another
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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Sorry I Got Slurry
hurls

With QM RJ needing the night off, we had Scorekeeper Kim stop by to help me last night! I've worked with Kim many times, but never at Mister Tramps. We had a fantastic time! She brought me presents - a strawberry (my favorite!) Blow Pop, and a scratch off lottery ticket, which I won $4! I tried to give it to her, since she didn't win anything on her scratch off, but she insisted that I keep it. In exchange, she said, I should do some shots with her.    So we called over Server Jocelyn and the shots started flowing. I was doing pretty well, hosting the quiz like normal. But then it was time for the Bonus
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
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Volume Is Hard
King Of The South

I would like to think that all you quizzers at Mister Tramps like me and appreciate my efforts as your Scorekeeper. However, last night we found out I am definitely not perfect and probably better suited for the chair on the left instead of the right. Evelyn needed to take the night off, which left me in charge of everything. I know how to plug cords in but, man, I need to start paying attention to all the work Evelyn puts in to set up the venue. I started sweating from running to room to room checking the levels. When we finally got it to where everyone could hear, the quiz started. And I had to start pronouncing words. Yeah...we all know how that goes.  Even
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Hey yo. I'm RJ. The Urge. R-Jizzle. I'm a transplanted Austinite, originally hailing from Clarksville, Tennessee. I was educated at a school where it's perfectly acceptable to show your Peay-ness. I'm your typical sports fan. (Soccer being my sport of choice.) Cereal is my favorite food, simply because you can eat it at any time of the day. And it makes milk totally flavorful and drinkable.

I'm a total nut for pop culture...movies, music, books. I try to take as much of it in as possible, regardless of how it eats into my daily responsibilities. I'm still a video game nerd, although there isn't a lot of time for it nowadays. I'm a shameless fan of reality television and I once made it through the first two cuts of casting for The Real World. But, alas, I wasn't emotionally challenged enough to make it all of the way.

Professional wrestling is still real to me.  


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, June 03, 2015
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Republicans are the WORST.
hurls

QM RJ couldn't keep quiet about his political affiliation during last night's Round 7. We played some clips of 2016 presidential candidates announcing their candidacy, and naturally, most of them were republicans. I dunno guys, I'm delighted that Rick Santorum is running again - but Ted Cruz? God, that guy makes me blind with fury. When Hillary's clip ended, RJ stood and clapped loudly. Damn, RJ. Damn.   We had a really great night at Tramps, you guys! I was feeling a little off at when I got to Tramps super early, so I had a shot or two, which made Server Jocelyn very happy
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
[Wednesdays @ 8:00 pm]
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This Is A Different Dress! I Swear!
hurls

Ok, so last week and the week before, I wore the same dress. With multiple quizzes each week, not to mention my rockstar lifestyle, it's hard for me to keep my wardrobe rotation on point. So, last night QM RJ looked me up and down, noticing my blue dress, and said, "Are you wearing it again?!"   No, RJ. This is a DIFFERENT blue dress!    Maybe I need to buy less blue.   So yesterday was a pretty fantastic quiz. It was the day before my birthday, and Wade & Carly wrote some Happy Birthday wishes on their first answer sheet. Thanks, guys! So
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
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RJ Doesn't Want You To Think He's A Perv.
hurls

I told him not to worry, that pretty boys can't be pervs unless they really try. And QM RJ only half-asses his perviness!   Our favorite Scorekeeper isn't feeling great y'all. He partied too hard and was really feeling icky last night. But you all really came through and were wonderful and sweet like always and it really helped him get through the night. I'm sure he slept like a baby - he was really tuckered out!    We had 26 teams playing along, and you all REALLY enjoyed the video round, but I can't disclose too much here in case some quizzers in other far off places haven't seen it yet.
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
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RJ, Leave Us Alone!
hurls

Last night we had the lovely QM Veronica stepping in for RJ, who is off in Alabama at a music festival. Veronica and I had a great time getting our girl-talk on, only to be interrupted by RJ's texts throughout the quiz. I read some of his messages to you guys over the mic. Mostly how he was real drunk and hoping that none of the lovely ladies that quiz at Tramps each week were wanting to make out. Because he totally would have made out with a tree last night. And maybe he did! We'll ask him next week! We had an awesome time with all of you, and we saw a few disqualified teams, which wasn't a big deal because
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Wednesday, May 06, 2015
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Hotties In The Back Room? You Are Now Starring in RJ's Dreams. Congrats!
hurls

Oh, QM RJ was up to his old tricks again. He spotted some fine ladies sitting in the back room and I kept having to call him back over to our QM Table! After the quiz, one of these ladies ran up and hugged him, and I've never seen that look on RJ's face before. I think I now have RJ's sex face burned into my memory. And it's an AWESOME sex face. We had a fantastic time with all of you! We had our Strawberry Shortcake team front and center, but they were missing their resident leader, so it was a little off. And Viva Zapata was over at the bar and was real proud of his new shirt he
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Thursday, April 30, 2015
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A Gentleman NEVER...
hurls

As I was finishing up the team pictures last night, I approached a table in the back room just as one of the players was standing up to go to the restroom. Her fellow team member grabbed her arm and sternly told her she'd have to wait until after I took their team picture.  As my head exploded with fury, I urged her to continue on her way to the restroom while I laid into her male friend.  Look: if you wouldn't say it to a DUDE, it's not cool to say to a LADY. And even beyond that, your female friend deserves so, so much more respect than your average dude - simply because of the complexities her body and mind endure every second of every day. I know my inner
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Thursday, April 23, 2015
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It's Hard Out Here For a Pimp.
hurls

Hey, Tramps quizzers! It was so great to be back this week and see you all again!  I missed out on lots of drama last week, so it was exciting to come back and hear all about it! From the insane to the wild to the utterly ridiculous, QM RJ had lots of beans to spill! So, I was quick to let you all know that I would be charging $1.25 for each kiss QM RJ receives from a lady. Pretty soon after that, a fine young lady came up to our table and signed up for the email list, and whispered to QM RJ that she may have also been there for a kiss. But then she walked away before I could collect her money
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Hi, I’m Evelyn. Been QMing since mid-2009 and I’ve seen it all. One time I saw an emu, although it wasn’t at a quiz. 


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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX
78758
Thursday, April 16, 2015
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Extreme Sensory Overload
King Of The South

Oh man. I have never been physically exhausted after a quiz until tonight. I was on the mic as Evelyn was off galavanting in Colorado. Audrey came out to help score and thought it would be cute if we wore the same color. I swear we didn't plan it. I don't know if I just used more energy tonight, but so much happened. So much that it easily made tonight Top 3 quizzes ever. Here's a list: Kavi was there. That's always nice.  Sports. USA soccer. Playoff hockey. The Spurs losing. It was all happening.  Said sports fans actually behaved and let quiz happen.  There was a battle of Nuts.  It
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Hey yo. I'm RJ. The Urge. R-Jizzle. I'm a transplanted Austinite, originally hailing from Clarksville, Tennessee. I was educated at a school where it's perfectly acceptable to show your Peay-ness. I'm your typical sports fan. (Soccer being my sport of choice.) Cereal is my favorite food, simply because you can eat it at any time of the day. And it makes milk totally flavorful and drinkable.

I'm a total nut for pop culture...movies, music, books. I try to take as much of it in as possible, regardless of how it eats into my daily responsibilities. I'm still a video game nerd, although there isn't a lot of time for it nowadays. I'm a shameless fan of reality television and I once made it through the first two cuts of casting for The Real World. But, alas, I wasn't emotionally challenged enough to make it all of the way.

Professional wrestling is still real to me.