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Wednesday, August 26, 2015
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Buddies Who Drink Pup Quiz

James Sterling Pound

Hi Highball. Good clean fun last night! Well, except for those times John said fuck and god damn and we talked about his dick’s nickname, Fuzzy Lumpkins. Those were not so clean moments. But we’re in a goddamn bar so get over it. Also, we get distracted by bonus questions and go on tangents sometimes. Sometimes that results in us looking up all of the Air Bud spin off/sequel films (14!) and subsequently having audience members come up with the next iterations for the franchise. Here are some of your and my own ideas: eSports Buddy - Buddy taps into the live feed competitive online gaming market. Yes, Buddy is a Level Seven Cryptarch in Destiny.
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Wednesday, August 19, 2015
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How Matthew McConaughey Makes Me Feel
Kavi Kardoshian

Hey there, Highball! A pleasure as always to see you guys. Round Three of last night's quiz required you to identify various nihilistic-sounding quotations as having been uttered by either Friedrich Nietzsche or a character from True Detective. So John asked for an audience volunteer to read Round Three in the voice of Matthew McConaughey, natch. And aren't we all glad he did, considering the poor man's George W. Bush impression we all had to suffer through during the answers? Chad was our lucky volunteer, and aside from the speed with which he drawled (I'm sure he was nervous), I have to say that he did a damn fine McConaughey.
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
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We Asked For Paper Airplanes, Not Paper Boomerangs
James Sterling Pound

Zing! Hey Highballers, fun times yet again last night. Yep, it was our one year quiziversary at HB 2.0, and we were so glad you guys came to hang out! I guess all those San Andreas tanktops, Man From UNCLE shirts, and Kevin Bacon keychains really have some pull, not to mention the Entourage film soundtrack! Oh, I suppose a lot of you might’ve been vying for that $100 first place prize we threw in too, huh? Bribery might just be John’s best skill. Aaaanywho… Last night covered old people favorite “The Amazing Race”’s globetrotting games, marched to a different drum in Round Two, and then counted to 9 (well, those that could). Also John read
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Wednesday, August 05, 2015
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A Movie Pass Each If You Kiss
James Sterling Pound

Highbaaaaallll! How’s it goin gang? Super fun awesome times last night. Many friends old and new were there. The quiz was piping hot, and the drinks were ice cold and f’n good! You guys, I ordered the meat plate and the cheese plate, and I gotta say that was the best idea I’ve had in awhile. I could make little bitty sandwiches out of the array, and damn. It was like the fanciest lunchables ever! Like Private School student Lunchable level. Apple butter, goat cheese, cured ham and salami, and apple slices. Choice shit! Oh yea! And we raised a great deal of money for LLS research! John and my old friend Emily (and I’m glad she was there helping us score,
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015
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R.U.R. - Rossum’s Universal Rectums
James Sterling Pound

Hi Highball! Yea yea, John was out this week. Maybe that’s why there was a shitload of you guys? I mean 36? That’s ridiculous y’all! But don’t worry, we drug it out just as much as usual. Instead we had the lovely Shelby on one of her very last days in Austin! Our lil scorekeep sunbeam is headed of to LA in a strange reversal of moving patterns for our cities. Best of luck out there darlin’! Alright, quiz stuffs. Round One talked of the news and luckily avoided bringing up loud mouth wannabe politico taking up most of the talk nowadays. We did discuss Stephen Hawking: Alien Hunter though. Hollywood, I’m thinking we need to get
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Wednesday, July 22, 2015
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This Blog Written By You

James Sterling Pound

This blog was written as a MadLib with quizzer’s suggestions randomly selected and incorporated. Quizmaster author is not responsible for how disturbed quizzers are. Well hey there Highballers, what a moist night for a quiz! That ol’ rascal Bob Schneider was playing Blues on The Green and making traffic like my pants, pretty much a stand still. (John and I weren’t joking though, we buried Bob in the rubble of the old Highball) Anyways, we had a comely quiz for you toilets, so lets talk about it! Round One, Eight Quick
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Wednesday, July 15, 2015
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Effective Immediately Highball ReBranding As A BattleBots Bar
James Sterling Pound

No but seriously, you guys took off way too quickly after quiz last night. The new go to thing on the screen (as long as Manager Kyle is there) is fucking BattleBots! Old school, British version, or the new ABC version that seems to take itself way too seriously, there shall be robots fighting each other for your unquenchable robotic bloodlust (oil-lust? Bolt-letting? spark-spewing?) want. Which, c’mon, deep down you know you want. WE ARE THERE FOR YOU! Well yea, and quiz was fun. Round One was pure hell. Well every answer started that way. Also you guys struggled a bit with this round. Round Two was a bit of a different music round playing all Destiny’s Child (which
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Wednesday, July 08, 2015
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Terrifying Tales From Under The Table
James Sterling Pound

Hey gang. I’ll tell you what, sitting underneath a table for about 40 mins before quiz is about the weirdest/worst prep for the show I’ve ever done. My neck was sore for the first round, some people spotted me before I meant for them to, and John wasn’t scared at all. AND I forgot to bring my beer with me. What good is hiding under a black cheesecloth wrapped table if you’re not getting drunk in the process. Also, that “sandwich” (or bread cigar as I dubbed it) was peculiar. I mean it’s tasty (if salty), but super odd. Okay, quiz stuffs. Round One had our chins dipping with all the consonants. Sorry for the rope-a-dope misinformation on
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Do You Have Google Alerts For Melissa Joan Hart?
James Sterling Pound

Hey hey Highballers! Good to see y’all last night. What a relief all those ladies got out of the way to go messy the seats of Magic Mike XXL. Clearly John and I are all the beefcake you guys need! (What’s wrong with you?). We drank (John in particular), we laughed we quizzed. But what’d we quiz ON? Round One, Current Events Scalia, SpaceX, Leap Second Edition taught us U2’s guitarist’s birth name is actually Internet Explorer Napster. Pretty Edgy name, huh? Round Two gave us modes of transpo. Well maybe you can only get around “Rid[ing] The Lightning” if you’re Thor or James Hetfield. Round Three made you diabetics go into a fit
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Wednesday, June 24, 2015
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Kurt Russell Is Rolling In His Grave
James Sterling Pound

Highballateers! Great ta see ya! John and I had a grand ol’ time with y’all. Sorry we had to rush you out of there for those swinging dick DJs to do their “hilarious” podcast taping. Great guys though, just sorry to have to clear you guys so quick. Our quiz covered tacos, SUVs, S&Ms, delicious chicken, safe N Words, and hockey flicks. A lil’ disappointed in the teams that didn’t know Strange Brew. Sure there was some Star Wars referencing happening, but those accents were a dead giveaway guys! There was some other goofs on a certain question that led us down a rabbit hole. In Round Four we asked you about the ill advised remake of Big Trouble
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“Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” - Drew Barrymore
James Sterling Pound

Holy hell Highball! 36. Teams. What?! That crazy y’all. I mean we’re were (supposed to be) having a wild torrential storm, but you daredevils rode out anyways and came out in droves to play quiz with us. That or Jurassic World sold out and we were the next best option. Whatever the case John and I were blown away by our attendance this week, so thanks! Hope you had fun and wil come back to see us! This week we covered J.J.’s, songs of the doctor’s waiting room (well, if you’re doctor is down with Babyface, Sugar Ray, and CeCe Peniston). Wait, Peniston. Penis. Ton. Heheheheheheanyways, Round Three was yet another 16 pointer on my favorite topic, Broadway
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Saturday, June 13, 2015
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What Up with Hodor?
Kavi Kardoshian

Holy Hodor, Highball! I can’t believe we fit 59 Game of Thrones-loving teams inside you yesterday. The competition sure was fierce—our first-place team missed only one point on the whole quiz. That’s not unusual for themed quizzes; they tend to bring out the craziest of crazy superfans. In our case, for example, we had a George R.R. Martin impersonator who was so lifelike I thought he’d murder us all by evening’s end.   Speaking of Hodor, I’d like to spend the rest of this blog speculating about what’s been going on with him. I know tonight is the Season 5 finale, and I suspect that we’ll finally get a glimpse of
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Wednesday, June 10, 2015
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I Have No Further Information About Algeria
Kavi Kardoshian

998 kilometers? 1,200 kilometers? 1,644 kilometers? Who can say, honestly? Isn't the whole concept of measurement just sort of a human construct, anyway? Didn't you hear me when I said it wouldn't have affected the top three scores? Aren't you more excited about Game of Thrones than any of this?   In lieu of offering you an absolutely correct answer about the length of Algeria's coastline, let me instead offer you a story about Algeria. Brace yourselves, because it's not a very good or interesting story.   The summer before my freshman year of college, I was required to read The Stranger by
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Wednesday, May 27, 2015
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A Bit More About the Fleshlight Launchpad
Kavi Kardoshian

I hate to be the bearer of disappointing news, but the Fleshlight Launchpad isn't quite as cost-effective as we suggested last night. After doing some research this morning (on my phone rather than my work laptop, on 4G rather than the corporate wireless, because that's how much I love you all), I discovered that the part that only costs $29.95 is just the plastic bit with straps that you attach to the bottom of your iPad. You take the Fleshlight and strap it on there and it faces you as the iPad does, so you can watch all that weird POV stuff or whatever.   Anyway, the Fleshlight itself does not come included and will still run you about $65 for the original
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that


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Wednesday, May 20, 2015
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Stolen Concepts and Apathy: A Three Act Play By John W Smith
James Sterling Pound

Hey you lively, out of control, insane people! …where were you? I mean thanks for coming everybody. That freak down pour was a little scary to drive through on the way to The HB, but you made it alive. You should be exhilarated. Whatever, John and I enjoyed ourselves. And hey, turns out you guys are pretty damn funny (maybe if only when we combine your concepts?). Proof in the pudding came in the way of asking you guys to text in a Top Ten list in honor of David Letterman’s final Late Night show (and wasn’t that great?!). Our topic: Austin American Statesman Headlines That Would Put The City
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What's a Dad Bod?
Kavi Kardoshian

You know what, don't bother. I looked it up, and it made me sad.   I'd be willing to bet that our own John W. Smith has a dad bod, and he's not even a dad (we think). I mean, take a look at him. That somewhat meaty torso just aching to burst forth from the confines of a moderately priced sport coat. You just know that if you lost control and tore the fabric from his body, you'd uncover a wonderland of soft, clammy flesh and sparse hair. Imagine crawling into bed next to that physique. The pleasures you'd encounter. The unending desire. That Mystery Wife is a lucky girl.   The absent James "Poundtown" Pound,
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And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into hell and back
I would do anything for love
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now,
Oh no, no way
And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all, and these are the days that never end
Some nights you're breathing fire
Some nights you're carved in ice
Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again

Maybe I'm crazy, but it's crazy and it's true
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you

As long as the planets are turning
As long as the stars are burning
As long dreams are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And I'l be there until the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way, tonight
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do that

Some days I pray for silence
Some days I pray for soul
Some days I just pray to the god of sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls

Maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
That's just one and only, the one and only promise I can keep

As long as the wheels are turning
As long as the fires are burning
As long as your prayers are coming true
You'd better believe it, that I would do

Anything for love
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love, and there'll never be no turning back
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you. So long, so long
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that
No, no, no, I won't do...

I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of, but I just won't do...

But I'll never stop dreaming of you ev'ry night of my life, no way
I would do anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that

Will you raise me up? will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Will you hold me sacred? Will you hold me tight?
Can you colourise my life, I'm so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

Will you make me some magic with your own two hands?
Will you build and emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places I've never known?

After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

I know the territory, I've been around
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around

Anything for love
Oh, I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
No, I won't do that