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Spring, TX 77379
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Occasionally, things fall into your lap. Last night I recieved a gift from a quizzer, and I want to share it with you all.
Beard Power by Dick Schmelzkopf
I believe in beard power, you'll see what I mean, that's for sure.
Just look at all the famous folks, none of these are obscure.
I'll just name a few to give you the gist; there are others, that is true
These are some of the elite in the book of beard powers, who's who.
No matter what your belief Jesus Christ is a heavy weight.
He has a beard and he's a helaer and a leader; no debate.
What about Abe, he's an honest man and a leader that made good.
He led the nation through some tough times, thinking like him we should.
Do you follow Harry Potter? Haggrid is a man of good intention.
His young friends, he tries to help, sometimes it takes intervention.
Zeus had a beard, now there is a man with a tower of power.
This is a man that took charge, he was no wallflower.
Staying on a light note, what about Santa, he's always jolly.
He brings little boys little red wagons, and little girls a dolly.
Shakespeare had a beard as I recall, he wrote a thing or two that's been quoted.
"to be or not to be, that's the question." It's beard power I have noted.
Adam, of Adam and Eve, I'll bet he had a beard; we don't have a snapshot.
I visualize him with a beard standing at the helm of his great big yacht.
Confucious was a man of many words. "Think no evil" is a good one.
He's probably been quoted more times than anyone under the sun.
Papa Hemingway is another famous writer, the beard bell tolls for him.
If you haven't read some of his stuff, your reading is far too thin.
Grant and Lee are in our history books, during tough times.
For beard power these gents ring the bell and the chimes.
Se you see beard power has and always will be an important facet of life.
Beard power helps you overcome difficulties and all sorts of strife.
It's no coincidence that some of our most notable folks had had beard power.
Men with beard power have overcome adversity and become the man of the hour.
Your beard is excellent and I'm sure it's in it's finest hour.
With your beard power... it is the problems of the world you will devour.
It's obvious all the difficulties, obstacles, problems and strife... from you they will cower.
It's great to see a man who like Zues... is a tower of power!
Thank you Dick, for sharing this poem with me last night. It really brought a smile to this quizmaster's bearded face. And to all my many friends who have beards, and all my quizzers who sport facial hair, never lose those beautiful whiskers!
Congrats to Rita's Wolfpack for once again defending their title as the champions of Molly Malone's, and Congrats to KMJ for coming in second and putting up a great fight. Have a great weekend, and I'll smurf you guys next week!