The Ram Restaurant & Brewery (Tacoma)
3001 Ruston Way
Tacoma, WA 98402
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Another Tacoma quiz night invaded by those rascals to the north. It was quite the popular night with 9 teams competing. Two Of which were made up of quizmasters from Seattle coming down to visit the Jive and the RAM. not counting our QM teams, in third pace we had "We Need a Clever Name" with 64 points. In 2nd we had Up and comers 'The Royal Pheasant Society" with 74 points. And in first place with 79 points, "Now Tom Cruise and Anderson Cooper can Finally be together." was our winners.
So, what did we learn tonight? Hungry Hungry Hippos was a popular game. I confuse Babyface and Tony Rich. Everyone knows the Whinnie the Poo gang. I'm going to produce 14 gallons of splooge and you're going to like it. Nobody watched [REC]. Amway is a huge company that also sponsors the Quakes. Indy can see water coming a mile away. And everyone can see a Chevy Impala coming a mile away.
But wait! After the quiz the Seattle Qm's got drunk and wrote the rest of the blog for me. What follows after sentace is nothing more than the drunken ramblings of Seattle QM's on Tacoma beer. Enjoy.
One dozen drunken Quizmasters walk into a bar, and walk out even drunker. This is their story.BAUM BAUM (Law & Order noise)jealous?! I did eight fir on the sex round AND knew which vid Shia LeBouf was naked in. Bella had Edward tied up on the bed using the darkest of ropes, contrasting powerfully with the white of his undead flesh. He stared at Bella with animalistic hunger, but his willpower held the beast in check. She wordlessly tied him tighter, drawing his ancient sludge like vampire blood to the surface, reddening around the tight coils. He grunted slightly in pain and pleasure, turning it into a slight growl that only made Bella wetter. When Edward was all but helpless in her web of hemp and jute, she flipped him over onto his belly. Her ebon strap-on, hidden under the bed, was unsheathed like a rapier, ready to duel like the gentlemen of the time when Edward's heart still beat. THAT BEING SAID, SHE PROCEEDED TO PLOW HIM LIKE HER CORN FIELD. THIS GAVE NOTHING TO SAY OF WHAT CAME AFTERWARD WHICH IS SUMMED UP BY THE RECENT RIDLEY SCOTT FILM, PROMETHEUS. Then I woke up and realized that my fantasies needed to be addressed, and sought out the closest dick I could find. The juicy cock of the lythe compact waiter at my side proved both satisfactory and more than I could handle.This dick was no comparison to that of the sexy bald-headed quizmaster hosting at the Ram, so I headed down to the water to slobber on his huge, meaty wonderstick. It was there that I was a part of the greatest moment in the history of the world.
When then show began I knew that tonight would be one for the diary. To be read over and over in a breathy voice. He held the microphone like a monkey in heat handles a silverback. Baring his teeth at the evening's contestants and with a mighty roar, commanding the Tacoma peasant folk into submission.
i awoke, as if from a dream, to initiate the dream of a quiz that will live within infamy. I have spent many nights alone to remember the random night I have experienced.
If you've made it this far down this post, you'll understand who we are and why we're quizmasters. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to pick one of our brethren up off the floor of the Java Jive and remind myself, once again, why I'm so glad not to live in Tacoma.
Tacoma, where people shit chocolate salty balls...and glitter. infamy We are the quizmasters you love the best. You love us best when we're undressed. You love us standing, sitting, lying, and if we had wings you'd love us flying. And when we're dead and long forgotten, you'll dig us up and love us rotten.You know what the best part of tonight was? That quizmasters from Seattle dominated the regular Tacoma team. You are welcomed to come back to Geek Bowl again and dominate those Austin kids, but know that any success you claim is false so long as you cannot succeed against the Geeks Who Drink A Squad. motha f i'm too shit facd sorry The above line is someone else, but F that M F-sh in b-hole. Tacoma #1, 2-5-3 in the heezy mofos. Evan is a goddamn gentleman, and you half-assed teams don't even know how lucky you are. "And you will know my name is the Lord. When I lay my vengeance upon thee."
(Needless to say, we got our beer on. Thanks to the RAM for a wonderful night and thanks to the Seattle QM's for making the trip down. See yo all next week!