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O'Niell's Pub
4310 Central Ave SE
Albuquerque, NM 87108
Wednesdays: 9:00 PM
Sundays: 8:00 PM
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10:34 AM, July 26, 2012
Scores
Trippin on Sherm 86
Avoid the Clap, Jimmie Dugan 78
Smore's 77
In Third From Last Place Last Time 72
For How Arrogant They Are, These bastards Sure Are Short 71
Chick Filet Can Suck Wayne's Dick 69
han Shot First 69
Insert Clever or Highly Offensive Joke Here 69
Rich in Pubes 69
God Wants You To Wear a hat 68
Chick Fil'a, Tasty! 67
Why Is There a Painting of Grandma on the Wall? 67
Sandusky Claus is Coming to Town 65
Ride, Sally Ride 64
Who Painted All These Ugly Bitches on the Wall? 63
#Not White People 62
Is She Really Sportin' a Bump It? 62
Snuggle Truck 62
Chick-Fil-A As Long As You're Not Gay 59
My Ass is Bigger Than Kim Kardashian 57
Shitty Titties 56
Team Joffrey 56
Ty Dogs 55
Broken Tacos 52
She Turned his Peaceful Valley Into a Volcano of Seething Passions 52
The Rural Jurors 52
By The Way, I Slept With My Sister 47
She Says She's a Vegetarian But She Still Eats My meat 47
Rules! We Don't Need No Stinkin' Rules 45
I Hope Your Dinner Is More Satisfying After I Say Festering Pustule (sponsored by Zip-It! from Bananagrams!)
Eric The Jewish Viking


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O'Niell's Heights: Mondays, 9PM O'Niell's Nob Hill: Wednesdays, 9PM 		Eric (Eric The Jewish Viking)

I've been a Geeks Who Drink quizmaster for almost five years. I was the first to host a quiz outside of Colorado. I work full time for Geeks, editing the weekly Geek In Review column, handling all our e-mail lists, outreach, website, private events and whatever else they tell me to do in exchange for a paycheck to feed my habit of good scotch and good video games.

I'm actually Jewish, not really of viking descent, like the Tim Robbins movie, and met my lovely wife when I offered her extra points on round 8 in exchange for a lifetime of dealing with my child-like tantrums.

Last night was a great night at O'Niell's. This was my third O'Niell's quiz this week (the others being Sunday Night at Nob Hill and Monday at the Heights), and it was definitely the best. How so? Because we had Quiz, some other Eric who is not me, and YOU (Hallmark Greeting Card Company, hire me now).

We started the night with a round on Mississippi, a worthless state that would be first in people not caring about it if it weren't for places like Montana, which has so much nothing we forget it even exists. Mississippi on the other hand has Confederates, racists, and catfish. Oh and as we learned from quiz last night also has Magnolias and Mannings. There we go. You know all there is in Mississippi. Now you never have to think about travel there.

Our music round was all about the parody song. I've tried listening to parodies on the youtubes and while there are gems scattered about here and there, internet, can we make a pact that you'll let the great Weird Al Yankovic do his thing because he does it the best? Oh, and screw anyone who makes religious or political song parodies.

Our third round was on the Jackson kids who weren't Michael. I've got a little clarification for some of you. Exhibit A: Rebbie Jackson. Exhibit B: Reggie Jackson. I can see how you guys thought Reggie was part of MJ's family. His last name is Jackson, he's black, and YOU'RE A RACIST.


Travis won Zip-It! from Bananagrams! Did I mention Zip-It from Bananagrams? Because Zip-It! from Bananagrams, yo!

Our mystery round followed. The mystery of course, was Christopher Lloyd. I know that it's hard to think of Christopher Lloyd as anything other than Doc Brown (or if you're older, Reverend Jim), but he's been in so many, many thing. You haven't lived until you see him as the evil Klingon Commander Kruge in Star Trek III.

Our visual round was on bestial bands. SEALo Green? Hilarious. Okay, yeah, we reached on that one, but c'mon! You gotta admit how clever it was. Or, if you don't, just look at this. Also, I love Three Dog Night. I don't care who knows it. Shambala is a fantastic song.

Other Eric (who really is a fantastic Eric, if you don't try to compare the two greatness-es) read our Shakespearenced round. Personally I find it slightly laughable how many times modern filmmakers return to the Bard's tales as inspiration for their movie. Worse yet, some of them change just several names and locations and go "here! I've made a movie! It's based on Shakespeare but changed enough so the dumb shits of the world can watch it and then say, Hey, did you know this was based on Shakespeare?" The exception to this rule being 1995's adaptation of Richard III.

Your hatred only makes me stronger. THE HATE FILLS ME WITH POWER.

Our second audio round featured some girlie shows. Yes, I said New Girl was funny. Not the first few episodes, but it does get good. It will never be remembered as anything other than that thing that had Zooey Deschanel in it, but it's still a fun 20 minute timewaster.

Then came our final round. Eric (the other one, not me in the third person), lamented at how I gave him all the "difficult" questions, but I cannot help it that that is how the ordering went down. Besides, I'm fairly certain if you've got ovaries or you're not welcome in Chik-fil-A, then you know more than you need about Ryan Gosling. Hey, even as a straight married man, I gotta say that his handsome looks and childlike wonder make me question all sorts of things about myself. And with that reveal, here are our winners:


Third Place
Smore's


Second Place
Avoid the Clap, Jimmie Dugan


First Place
Trippin' On Sherm