All I'm saying is that I saw your scores on that round three and how you laughed at some of the juvenile team names and I think it's safe to assume that most of you were under the influence of something other than alcohol. It's also safe to assume that you like bogarting that shit. Shame on you. Sharing is caring, damnit! (Note to future employers, I'm like Clinton: I don't actually use, I just like Arsenio Hall a lot).

We started the quiz with a round on DUH. It was a fairly easy affair for most you, and that small population that used a bit too much in the parking lot? Yeah, that hurt you a bit.

Our second round was all about baking a cake. Man, I love Radiohead, but Lotus Flower is another in a long line of Radiohead songs where I feel like Thom Yorke is singing and having a seizure at the same time.

Our third round was our triumphant Coffee or Pot round. I feel like separating them like that was a disservice. We needed that little taco girl to help us with th. I don't get marijuana strain names for two reasons: A) we don't live in hippy fucking Denver where I can go into the corner store in be picky with what we get. We're stuck with whatever the guy outside the Pop N' Taco has. B)Their names need to be descriptive, damnit. Things like: "Makes Jackass Really Funny" "Makes you hard at the thought of eating Dunkin' Donuts" "You'll fall asleep in 10 minutes" See? I'd know exactly what I'm getting into.

Our Mystery round followed and it was filled with all sorts of mysterious mysteries. Do you guys remember when that Pokemon episode caused all those seizures in Japan. I wasn't even on drugs at the time and thought that was hilarious. Mostly because I was jealous because I didn't own any Pokemon games.

Our celeb mug shot mugs round followed. Those were some damn good looks. Here's a ton more. I love that Tim Allen one. Mostly because it was taken after he tried selling a mountain of cocaine to an undercover cop. *Home Improvement Allen Sound Effect*

Fernando read our nuts round. I've been to the macadamia nut factory on Hawaii before. And yes, I did eat enough of those fuckers that I don't think I ever need more again, which is good, because they're priced higher than drugs. One more thing, the African Queen is one of the best movies ever made. Period. Also, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME.

We ended the night with a round on SNL impersonations and then our random knowledge round as always. I don't know about you, but looking over that round, all I want now is a bourbon, a scotch, a beer, and a giant eclair. Anyway, here are your winners:

Third Place
 At The Retard Prom, Every Dance is a Slow Dance

Second Place
Where the Hell is Shelton?

First Place
I'm Not a Stalker, I Just Have Separation Anxiety