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How's that for a title? Coaches, you have once again provided me with an awesome night of entertainment. We started with broken news where we learned that Asian names are things you have (racist) trouble with.
Then we came to our music round and were reminded that Patrick Swayze was the awesomest man around. I mean, check this shit out. He's a sensitive man, but he can also go Roadhouse on your ass. I'm glad he's not around to see Hollywood piss on Red Dawn. WOLVERINES!!!
Our multiple choice round pitted the toothless racists of Mississippi against the toothless racists of Alabama. In the end, everyone not white and Christian looses. Seriously, Mississippi wasn't cool with the 13th amendment outlawing slavery until 1995. Fuck.
Then came our exploitation round. Faces of Death was something my friends and I used to watch back in the day. It was soo underground. Also, for future references: naturalists are amateur zoologists and biologists, naturists are people who like feeling the wind between their bits.
Round six was all about touchy political issues. Turns out most of you could care less about politics. I'm inclined to agree with you. I've got work, beer, and videogames to compete with. Unless legislation comes along that prohibits game makers from making 100+ hour games marketed towards working adults, I'll stay out of it.
Our seventh round brought back internet favorite Brandon Hardesty. As silly as he is, you gotta admit, the guy's pretty darned good. After that and some randomness, we had found our winners of the evening. Thanks again for an awesome night, nerds!
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