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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX 78704
Saturdays: 9:00 PM
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8:11 PM, March 31, 2013
Scores
JACK TRIPPER'S BALLS 88

TWINK'STACHE 83

SCROTAL ECLISPE OF THE SHART 76

WHY Y'ALL ACTIN' 'SPICIOUS? 76

DEAD GIRLS CAN'T SAY NO 71

DOPE ON A ROPE 71

GAG 1 71

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINO! 71

SHE'S A MISERABLE FUCKING CUNT. AND SHE'S WEARING TAFFETA. 71

KIM JONG UN CAME TO OPAL'S PENN FIELD, BUT LEILA ALREADY WON THE PABLO JAR 70

OUR DRINKING TEAM HAS A TRIVIA PROBLEM 68

HE HAS RISEN IN HIS PANTS 66

NUCLEAR WINTER IS COMING 66

TWO TO KILL KIM JONG UN 65

I LEFT MY PLASTIC BAGS IN S.A. 61

VINCENT VAN GOGH FUCK YOURSELF 59

HIPSTER NORTH KOREA WANTED TO NUKE THE US BEFORE IT WAS COOL 57

NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA 57

FINAL FOURSOME 54

ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED 48

LAMON 41

BRANDON'S PENIS 41

J-SAW 40

WORST ANSWER EVER 39

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Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine. 

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If there's one thing I like to do at quiz, it's gartuitously flirst with people I can't really see from the stage. I'm an equal-opportunity flirt like that. And since there was a guy named Brandon advertising his penis in his team name and also celebrating his 21st birthday, I felt like I could offer the gift of unwanted sexual attention. And Kelly was happy to offer some, too! We're so sweet like that. 

It was a fun night all around. We got Hot and Col and had a Killer Audio Round, both of which proved equally amusing. You all tend to moan and groan about sports rounds, thought the round on basketball movies seemed to go over pretty well. I get the feeling you would have preferred an actual round on the film The Empire Strikes Back, but we never make anything that easy. 

Also, did anyone catch the new Doctor Who? I'm watching it as I write this. I like the production quality for this half of the season, and I think Clara is starting to grow on me. I didn't really like her in Asylum of the Daleks, I could get on board with The Snowmen, and now that there's some odd retrograde thing going on, I think I can handle her. And I don't care what anyone says, I'm excited for more River Song. And not just because I do a mean River Song drag. 

Regular quiz next week, then the Mafia quiz, then the quiz with drag queens. You won't want to miss any of it, so remember to follow us on Facebook! 

-Your friendly neighborhood quizmaster
Joshuay