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Opal Divine's (Penn Field)
3601 S Congress St
Austin, TX 78704
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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10:31 AM, July 15, 2012
Scores
TACO IS THE MOST VERSATILE FRUIT 69
DANIEL TOSH PRESENTS: 50 FIRST DATE RAPES 67
STEVE GUTENBURG BIBLE 62
THUNDER BUDDIES FOR LIFE! 56
IS THAT GUY WEARING JORTS? 52
QUIZ IN A BOX 50
O.B. THE GYNOSAUR 47
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND OBSCURITY 46
JIMBO'S RAUNCHY FERRIS WHEEL 46
BANFIELD BLOWS 44
WE SHOULD USE THE HIGGS BOSON FOR WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION 44
LOS JAGGURUNDAS 41
WE LIKE TURTLES 39
FEARLESS FLYING FROG BRIGADE 37
DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY 26
KING DIAMOND PHILLIPS 23
FBGMBT420 17
TRIPLE WHISKEY 17
PATERNO CARES 15
If you're not interested in pasty man thighs, you're at the wrong quiz.
Joshuay


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Opal Divine's Penn Field - Saturdays, 10pm-Midnight Frontier - Mondays, 8pm-10pm JAX Neighborhood Cafe - Wednesdays, 8pm-10pm 		Josh (Joshuay)

Josh Wittge is an animatronic talking bear which was created by Ken Forsse with later assistance by Larry Larsen and John Davies. Josh Wittge moves his mouth and eyes via a standard cassette tape deck built into his back. Later versions would use a digital cartridge in place of a cassette. At the peak of his popularity, Josh Wittge became the best-selling toy of 1985 and 1986, and the newest version was awarded the 2006 Animated Interactive Plush Toy of the Year by Creative Child Magazine. 

Josh enjoys table tennis, lunch and Crimean War renactment. He lives.



 

Despite the impending doom that was implied, the pre-quiz lightning storm was kind of awesome. I'm sure it had something to do with bitches not showing up, but that's cool. We got to watch it skirt Opal's for the duration of the quiz. And then when it did begin to rain a little, you bitches stuck it out! Patio umbrellas popped up like hastily unwrapped condoms and y'all sat patiently for more questons. I couldn't ask for more in a patio of quizzers. Y'all are awesome. 

You'll notice scores were generally lower than normal. That's no accident. The quiz was tough. With a Say When round, questions about lyrics, and weather control stuff... these things just weren't your forte. And that's ok. It clearly scaled to a curve, so now worries. You're not stupid. And I still love you.

Things you should do:

Do all that, and I'll see y'all next week after 3 consecutive days of quizzing. I'll be exhausted, so I may ask you to entertain me. 

-Your friendly neighborhood quizmaster,

Joshuay