Opal Divine's (Marina)
12709 Mopac at Parmer Lane
Austin, TX 78727
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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Usually when there is a team name I find especially clever, I use it as my blog title. See Above. But last night there were just a ton of awesome team names, so we will feature them all right here. Don't feel left out if yours isn't listed. Well, you should feel left out I guess, but everyone can't be a winner.
The Dark Knight Rises With a Little Blue Pill
Finger Bangin' to Matchbox 20
Penn State: Now With 50% Less Rape
You Were Hotter Before You Were In My Vagina
My Grandmother's A Shoplifter, You Should See Her Snatch
Sly and the Slightly Smaller Family Stallone
So the BFF Table totally sucked last night. When they sat down I smiled and waved all big as usual, but their response was... lacking. The way they looked at me was reminiscent of the way Jennifer Pena looked at me in the 8th grade cafeteria, right before she flung yogurt at my face. So, dejected, I turned my gaze forward, where I could see Catherine of Freaks Who Drink right in front of me. Thanks Catherine, at least with you I can get a smile and some fucking recognition. At some point during each round I would sheepishly look over at them, but they either ignored me or dismissed me with their judgement eyes. Thanks a lot BFF Table, you totally let me down. And screwed yourself out of a round of drinks. Asses.
In other news, I hear the Errorogenous Zone will be blowing up today! Thanks everyone for paying attention when I tell you to head over to the Errorogenous Zone to get it resolved. There is just too much going on for Chelsea and I to try to figure it out, and we are not Qualified GWD Fact Checkers. I can't comment on the validity of a question, but those guys certainly can. Someone asked me if they could list their restitution on the form if the question was truly wrong, and I said yes. (You can, right?!) His eyes got all big and he said, "Like if I say you and Chelsea have to do the Hokey Pokey?!" Yes, weirdo, if that's the best you can come up with, we'll wait for our boss's instruction and do whatever you listed.
Last night was the Marina Premiere of our new e-mail prize, the QuizMaster Jizz. I make this stuff right here in my condo, and I'm so glad to share my jizz with you! It was a big hit and other folks wanted to make sure that we'll have it again. Yes, Marina quizzers, we will have it at least 2 more times. I had a dream last night that the GWD bosses sent us another box, overflowing with empty bottles. It made me happy.
I guess that's it. That quiz flew by for me. Maybe it was all the repeats. There were a lot of repeats. Like, a lot. Have a great week and come back anytime! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea