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Opal Divine's (Marina)
12709 Mopac at Parmer Lane
Austin, TX 78727
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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9:26 AM, July 15, 2012
Scores
jarvis undercover 66
freaks who drink 65
the dark knight rises with a little blue pill 64
bunny lebowski 62
periodic table dancers 61
finger bangin to matchbox 20 61
OBGYN kenobi 60
downtown grabby 56
satan's taint 55
penn state: now with 50% less rape 55
the flying butt pliers 55
bromance (penis in the b) 55
if you had sex today say yeah 54
bain crapital 53
you were hotter before you were in my vagina 52
my grandmother's a shoplifter, you should see her snatch 50
table of misfit toys 50
my name's marky mark (pronounced with an umpty) 49
sly and the slightly smaller family stallone 49
craptastic 49
if the whites dont win we all jump in 42
no redeeming social value 42
little red riding archer 41
burn it 39
drunken monkeys 38
you don?t know what wet is 38
death by camel toe 37
it was the best of dukes, it was the worst of dukes 36
let's get quizzical 34
you're tearing me apart, lisa 34
large marge sent us (Dqed) 33
the quiz is fixed 29
white guy and a mexican 18
the fabio energy masters 15
splitting headache 7
because there can only be one favorite child 3
Death By Camel Toe
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Opal Divine's Freehouse: Tuesday 8pm Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm 		Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

Usually when there is a team name I find especially clever, I use it as my blog title. See Above. But last night there were just a ton of awesome team names, so we will feature them all right here. Don't feel left out if yours isn't listed. Well, you should feel left out I guess, but everyone can't be a winner.

The Dark Knight Rises With a Little Blue Pill

Finger Bangin' to Matchbox 20

OBGYN Kenobi

Penn State: Now With 50% Less Rape

You Were Hotter Before You Were In My Vagina

My Grandmother's A Shoplifter, You Should See Her Snatch

Sly and the Slightly Smaller Family Stallone


So the BFF Table totally sucked last night. When they sat down I smiled and waved all big as usual, but their response was... lacking. The way they looked at me was reminiscent of the way Jennifer Pena looked at me in the 8th grade cafeteria, right before she flung yogurt at my face. So, dejected, I turned my gaze forward, where I could see Catherine of Freaks Who Drink right in front of me. Thanks Catherine, at least with you I can get a smile and some fucking recognition. At some point during each round I would sheepishly look over at them, but they either ignored me or dismissed me with their judgement eyes. Thanks a lot BFF Table, you totally let me down. And screwed yourself out of a round of drinks. Asses.

In other news, I hear the Errorogenous Zone will be blowing up today! Thanks everyone for paying attention when I tell you to head over to the Errorogenous Zone to get it resolved. There is just too much going on for Chelsea and I to try to figure it out, and we are not Qualified GWD Fact Checkers. I can't comment on the validity of a question, but those guys certainly can. Someone asked me if they could list their restitution on the form if the question was truly wrong, and I said yes. (You can, right?!) His eyes got all big and he said, "Like if I say you and Chelsea have to do the Hokey Pokey?!" Yes, weirdo, if that's the best you can come up with, we'll wait for our boss's instruction and do whatever you listed.

Last night was the Marina Premiere of our new e-mail prize, the QuizMaster Jizz. I make this stuff right here in my condo, and I'm so glad to share my jizz with you! It was a big hit and other folks wanted to make sure that we'll have it again. Yes, Marina quizzers, we will have it at least 2 more times. I had a dream last night that the GWD bosses sent us another box, overflowing with empty bottles. It made me happy.

I guess that's it. That quiz flew by for me. Maybe it was all the repeats. There were a lot of repeats. Like, a lot. Have a great week and come back anytime! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea