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Opal Divine's (Marina)
12709 Mopac at Parmer Lane
Austin, TX 78727
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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5:36 PM, July 08, 2012
Scores
I mustache you a question 77

pushing up mayberries 75

I have such a raging clue right now 73

tonight only: 1 free app per table compliments of evelyn and chelsea 70

encyclopedia browneye 70

capt picard (pih-card) can never find love 69

we DO have friends?in pictures 69

ron howard; orphan (Dqed) 68

troy and abed in the morning, nights 67

so's your face 66

vaginal hubris 65

the orange whips 65

the waddling piranha 64

mr definitely 64

happy berfday ringo starr. Even john lennon makes more money than you and he's dead 64

periodic table dancers 62

use your feelings on my cock 57

and in last place?. 56

santiago and dunbar 53

fuck yall we win 52

everyone else punked out 51

don?t forget to tuck it back AKA my couch pulls out but I dont 51

you're not a hostess if you cant caramel dance 48

awesome 42

man milk does a body good 36

team friendship 34

the raidehs! 16

victoria 5

victopia 3

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Quiz Schedule
Opal Divine's Freehouse: Tuesday 8pm Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

There's a table just inside of the window next to where Chelsea and I sit. Chelsea calls it The Table Next Door. When a quiz team sits there, that table becomes the BFF Table of the Night. We write each other notes and show them through the window, we send over drinks if we have room on our tab, and we wave and mime inappropriate gestures at them. Last night the BFF Table was occupied by two people we've never seen before. We sent over some drinks and had fun having silent conversation through the glass. They really liked our playlist last night (who doesn't?!) and were dancing and singing along in their little booth.

And then they won 1st. Suddenly I got nervous. Would everyone think we were showing favoritism to the BFF Table? Did anyone see us pantomiming at each other through the window? What if everyone found out we bought them drinks?! As you know, Chelsea and I run a tight ship and I would hate for anyone to accuse us of unfair scoring. I know Rule #3 is The Quiz is Fixed, but at our quiz, it's not really true. If you come up yelling about how we mis-scored your answers, we will rely on that rule to end the conversation, but I think you all know that we NEVER fix the quiz. (Sometimes if a team is in last place, we'll give them a few extra points to help their ego.)

But I swear to you, I Mustache You A Question won fair and square. Good job guys.

In 2nd place, we had another new(ish?) team Pushing Up Mayberries, who noted that, while everyone groaned when their team name was read for the first time, the team Ron Howard; Orphan got no hate from the crowd. They argued that the orphan team name was WAY more inappropriate. I told them that no one should care, because Andy Griffith was old and his death wasn't accidental. While a sad event, it is not a tragedy. Just my opinion. And I grew up watching The Andy Griffith Show.

I Have Such A Raging Clue Right Now won 3rd! Good job guys. This was Gwen and Dammit Phil's team, featuring Makita and Chelsea's Dad. I didn't even know this team name was theirs until after the quiz ended. And they were sitting at the table next to us. Damn.

Then we had a tie for 4th. Don of Tonight Only: One Free Appetizer Per Table, Compliments of Evelyn and Chelsea argued his PPM* rule and said that since Encyclopedia Browneye had 6 people on their team, and Don's team only had 3, that they were the TRUE 4th place winners.

That's it for this week. See you next time! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea


*For more info on Don's PPM theory, see last week's blog.


**I've recently learned that a lot of you don't know how to get directly to this blog from the GWD Home Page. Click on "Quiz Schedule and Recaps" and click on TX, or enter an Austin zip code. That will bring you to the list of quizzes, and at the bottom you'll find the 'Rina.