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Opal Divine's (Marina)
12709 Mopac at Parmer Lane
Austin, TX 78727
Saturdays: 10:00 PM
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12:29 AM, June 17, 2012
Scores
freaks who drink 82

expecto meconium, jarvis 79

dammit phil and the douchebags 74

who's got my bath salts? 73

wet dreams may come 73

penis 71

smozzie g 71

blow it up across town 69

numberwang 68

so's your face 68

past our bedtime 67

v for vagina 67

stoney baloney 66

uterus busters 66

who needs a green card, I have a diploma 66

encyclopedia browneye (no joker) 66

whitney houston stole my bath salts 65

our waiter ordered the tossed salad with a side of reach around 63

b holes 63

tomorrow will be legend, wait for it, daddy 62

the creamers 62

spoiler alert: agent coulson dies in the avengers 61

landshark 60

who's that lady 59

dirty thirty b holes 58

no, you make ME a sandwich 56

the dirty smartinis 55

I'm leaving at 5% 55

bau haus 51

cantankerous professors 49

team quest 49

best part of this is the eye candy 49

go to bed, dad?.you've been drinking 45

here, does this smell like chloroform 42

solomoni 34

twat do you think (hostess) 33

this shiz cray 32

barry and liz 27

earl 19

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Quiz Schedule
Opal Divine's Freehouse: Tuesday 8pm Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

7:43pm: Chelsea and I park the car and decide to do a different kind of blog.

7:44pm: As Chelsea and I walk up to the door of Opal's Marina, a guy in stripes came up looking real happy and said "Do you guys do the bar trivia?" Chelsea responded "Yeah, but it doesn't start til 10."

7:45pm: Our awesome server Rudy stopped by to say hi. We ask for water and a Coke. Yes, Pepsi is fine.

7:47pm: Rudy comes back with our drinks and sits to chat with us.

7:48pm: Chelsea discovers the soup of the day is Broccoli Cheese (her favorite!) and orders a cup and some chicken tenders and fries.

7:55pm: Charlie comes up to say hi, and we learn that 2 servers were just written up for being late. Drama.

7:58pm: Broccoli Cheese soup arrives. Chelsea is scarfing.

8pm: Manager JDK wants to be in the blog. Done.

8:04pm: Chelsea's chicken strips arrive; she's overwhelmed with all the food she's eating.

8:08pm: All of Chelsea's fries have disappeared, and now my stomach hurts.

8:10pm: Chelsea is full and gives her plate to the busboy.

8:30pm: First quiz team arrives. We recognize, but don't know who they are.

8:38pm: Gwen and Dammit Phil arrive.

8:39pm: Catherine arrives.

8:40pm: Encyclopedia Browneye arrives.

8:47pm: New manager Luis and veteran manager JDK bring out our mixer and supplies.

8:55pm: Gene arrives (on his new motorcycle!).

8:59pm: Weekly wager with JDK. He predicts 34 teams, I predict 42, and Chelsea predicted 32. (I won, btw.)

9:07pm: First quizzer comes up to get his packet.

9:15pm: First announcement, warning about foul language.

9:20pm: Chelsea knocks raging cricket off of a quizzer's shoulder.

9:25pm: Chelsea encounters an army of crickets; Trail of Dead.

9:42pm: Hostess Beverly made a ribbon for Busboy Tyler's birthday. And he's wearing it.

9:45pm: Evelyn Potty Break

9:49pm: Round 5 is ready for pick up!

9:53pm: I see a cricket crawling on a quizzer's penile area, and start yelling, "Your penis! It's on your penis!"

10pm: Quiz starts as Chelsea is stomping mercilessly on the cricket army.

10:15pm: Turn in Round 1.

10:23pm: Start Round 3: Number Sequence

10:24pm - 12:05am: No idea. Crickets everywhere.

12:10am: Final scores and goodnight!

 

xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea