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Nomad Bar
1213 Corona St
Austin, TX 78723
Thursdays: 8:00 PM
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1:13 AM, August 17, 2012
Scores
No More Olympic Woman's Gymnastics Reminds Me to Restock the Candy in my Van 81

Cock in the Henhouse 70

Dem Damn Yankees 64

The Fucking Lasers 59

Shaving Paul Ryan's Privates 57

Messianic Apartment Complex 46

Dr. Piefinger and the Banana Squeezers 45

Rabies 34

Liquor Store Varience Gladiators 25

Chad's Johnson 13

D&T Canales 4

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8PM Tuesdays Brick House Tavern & Tap 8PM Thursdays at Nomad
Dav (Dav)

I have been on stage in front of an audience in one way or another for just over 26 years. Started off by trying out for a children's musical theatre company when I was 13 (mainly because I wanted to get into the pants of the girl who told me I had a nice voice and should try out). That led to many underwhelming roles in high school drama and then NOTHING for about 6 years.

Then, as luck would have it, I was driving around looking for my next ho-hum job when I heard an advertisement on the radio for an improv comedy show, ComedySportz. I took a friend of mine for her birthday, volunteered for one of the games and got a few laughs; more importantly, a resurgence for that heroine-like need of strangers being impacted by something I did on stage. I auditioned the following day and was invited to join the very next week...and I have not looked back.

Nowadays I pay the bills as a technical writer for a local startup software company and perform / write comedy whenever I get a chance. If I have one professional goal it is to invent a new font called "Sarcastica". I can be seen at ComedySportz, occasionally performing at The Hideout Theatre and various other improv venues as well as on-mic and behind the scenes with Master Pancake Theater.

My wife and I have been married since 1999. I met her while karaoke DJ'ing at the Common Interest. She was the manager so I married her for job security. We have two amazing sons who are catching on to my antics WAYYY too soon.

My life can be hectic at times but I wouldn't change a thing!

"Hey Dav, we want you to host a quiz show that is cleverly written, hilarious at times, encouraged by booze, and puts you on a microphone. What do ya say?"

Shit yeah!

Nomad has a fantastic way of making everyone there feel like they are over for a Sunday afternoon BBQ at your uncle’s house. A very warm and welcoming atmosphere where being yourself is not only accepted, it is required. The people that show up are a collection of archetypes that rival The Breakfast Club. Am I rambling? Maybe, but only because I am writing this at 1:30am and I have a REALLY big day tomorrow but cannot sleep. So I am writing. To be honest, there was not a whole lot to point out accept for something extraordinarily cool.

Ever since Kim was forbidden to be my scorekeeper she has shown up on quiz night with me in a whole new capacity, a quizzling. She has played for a couple of different teams but tonight she ended up with Chelsea, Bobb, and one other guy whom I did not get his name. Chelsea is a solid player and Bobb is top-notch when it comes to recalling things that have little applicable meaning outside a quiz environment. The other guy contributed considerably as well. Kim is a pretty sharp cookie too when it comes to a lot of things but tonight, she rocked out on some chemistry which probably surprised her more than anybody else. The trick she used was a very specific and unique high school-related pneumonic device:

Kayla a high school stuck up bitch was called “poodle head”. And K as we all know is the chemical symbol for potassium. So Kim associated “K”ayla as poodle head which starts with a “P” for potassium. Thus K = potassium or Kayla the poodle head bitch.

I remember that in order to pass my 7th grade chemistry course I had to fill in a completely blank periodic table from memory. Not bragging or anything but I would have aced that round.

Chemistry was not all the quiz brought with her. Her bag-of-many-things included some edited headlines, meteorological melodies, not so Beverly Hillbillies, cinematic exploitation, political hot buttons, some manly musicals and the usual randomness.

Taking 2nd place last night was one of our outside teams, Cock in the Henhouse! Congratulations! Our champions though took the reins from the start and never looked back despite the unnatural need to have a team name that contains more words than the Guggenheim Bible. Way to go No More Olympic Woman's Gymnastics Reminds Me to Restock the Candy in My Van.

Hope you all had a blast. I know I did! I will also be back next week for more. Granted, it is my job but if it were not for you guys I would be delivering all these questions to pissed off people who just want me to go away. Glad that is not the case. So come on back and join me so I don’t look so awkward and bring a friend!

Until then…

-Dav