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Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:52 AM, May 23, 2013
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dickwolves 85

buddy garrity's booster club 83

the snozberries taste like snozberries 82

strawberry shortcake all night long, in Phil's pants 81

no talent ass clowns 80

demolition man 80

whiskey quizness 79

I owe my life to that deaf baby 77

georgia o'queef 76

no-vit-ski 74

helen budd and the companions 74

I'm pretending this microphone is a giant horse vagina? 72

the brains of castamere 71

mary's got quiz in her hair 71

tom selleck's mustache 69

toy boat toy boat toy boat 67

when's the seinfeld quiz? 67

50807 507 65

cat dicks 65

beating ceaselessly into the past 63

growers not showers 63

gator don?t play no shit 61

austin hackers anonymous 56

dolly wops 55

viva zapata 55

girl talk 52

the flying chanclas 49

fuck you, I'm drunk 38

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm in.gredients: Thursday 7pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

Man, are we glad to be back at our favorite quizzin' bar! We left you in the very capable hands of QM Samantha and QM Kavi while Chelsea and I ran around New Mexico last week. I hear you guys had one helluva turnout, and you had a great time!

Last night we started off with Recently In Stuff, touched on a little Heartache, and had a quick Sooner or Later:Ride That Train round. Our Video Round was really fun, and you guys did pretty well on it, along with the Visual Round on Armored Guards.

We had a whopping 29 teams, and one of the teams tried desperately for me to express my desire to have a large horse cock in and around my mouth. Sorry guys, I fell for that one a LOT back in my rookie days. Now you're dealing with a veteran QM, and I try my best to thwart your Penis Attacks.

Mr. and Mrs. Tramp were both there last night, bustling around and making sure everyone was having a nice time. We had a pretty full bar, and you got a little rowdy sometimes, but thanks to Tramps bumpin' sound system, no one had any trouble hearing what was going on. Except for one team outside, who thought I kept skipping questions. I still don't know what was going on with that.

You kids be good and we will see you at Tramps next Wednesday, which marks the day after my birthday. No presents needed, but if no one shows up, I will be very sad. So don't forget to come to quiz next week and wish me a belated bday! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea

 

And check out Rumble in the Pub, and the Mister Tramps FB page. We are only 3 likes away from 100! 

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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11:15 AM, May 16, 2013
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Ignoscio 79

Giant Bag of Dicks 78

I Want my 40 Hours and a Mule 78

Rejoice in Quizzery 77

Love Potion Number 9 77

Claytons Back Yeah 76

We Heart Hannah 76

Viva Zapata with Special Guests Strawberry Shortcake 76

Tom Sellecks Mustache 75

Downton Abbey into Darkness 75

D and DTF 75

Whiskey Quizness 75

Clams Casino 75

Reel Big Chops 75

The Hot SQL Injections 71

Fuck You Im Drunk 67

IRS Tea Baggers 67

Ill Wax a Vagina Right Now 67

Cupcake Bitches 66

What Kind of Geek Does Trivia Instead of Seeing Star Trek 66

Wolves 65

I Dont Always Fuck Bitches but When I Do its Reba 65

Goldilocks and the Bear 64

America Fuck Yah 62

Brown Mackerel Tabby 61

Tampon Gun 60

The Iron Gatsby Oblivion into Darkness in 3D 60

Lesbi Honest 58

Bad Mutha Whats 56

Ice Bank Mice Elf 56

Lily Livered Lint Lickers 55

T Wrecks 26

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Samantha (Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry)

Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

Oh Hey There Mister Tramps! 

Kavi and I always love subbing for Evelyn and Chelsea with you guys because, you're just so darn awesome. Tonight was no exception, when we had a whopping 32 teams in the house. 

Thirty. Two. Officially the largest quiz audience I've ever read for--if you don't count Geek Bowl. Thank you all for being so awesome--except of course, for the table of what appeared to be lost teeneagers right in front of me. They pulled their phones out, made faces at me, and generally made fun of how seriously we take quiz at Mister Tramps. That's totally fine--they ended up coming in last after getting docked points each time I saw a phone hit the table. 

So here's what I have to say to the table of wannabe hipster children:

When you pulled out your phone the first time, I saw you, you know, and we quietly docked your points. Then, when patrons had to tell you to STFU on multiple occasions, you instead started to make fun of my teams. My people. Now, that's quick way to piss off a Quiz Master, especially when you're sitting right in front of her, rolling your eyes and flipping your "it's just messy enough to look like I don't care how I look, but really I spent hours getting it this way" hair. 

Did you guys get lost on your way to Barbarella? Were you somehow confused, when, once you entered Mister Tramps, you realized that there was a pub quiz going on there, and that everyone around you seemed to want to play?  You can make fun of us all you want, that's totally cool. But the folks that you're making fun of are probably your future bosses--you would have done better if you had brought resumes instead of your smartphones. Although, when I think about it, that would require forethought, and you clearly have no thoughts, let alone ones that require future planning. 

Anyway, let's talk about the other 31 teams who didn't suck and the quiz. 

We had a Duh round followed by a diverse musical round featuring Songs About Wolves (including an actual symphonic march--Hint: not everything classical was written by Mozart--although I get where your head was at)

Round 3 had you guys in some deep geek subculture in: Subreddit or some shit we made up? One team just slapped down "real" the whole way and turned it in without hearing the round--the strategy actually paid off and they got 6 of 8! Yes, Gentleman Boners is a thing. 

Round 4 was called Ride That Fence, a whole round on Borders. We talked about all kinds of borders--geographical, book stores, etc, while Round 5 had you identifying movie posters where the main character had their back to us. 

Round 6 was all about Deals with the Devil that characters in books had made throughout time. I had totally forgotten about Faust, and the million times I had to read it for literature classes throughout my life. 

Round 7 was our video round where you had to tell me what song was being featured in the Literal Video. If you haven't seen the video for total eclipse of the heart, you should seriously pull up another tab and search it immediately. When you're done, make sure you also watch I would do anything for love. 

With 32 teams, we had monster ties going into round 8. There was a 6-way tie for 2nd place, but many teams had not used their joker. As it turned out after Round 8, several of the "middle-of-the-road" scorers hurdled to the top of the list, with a tie between Giant Bag of Dicks? and I want my 40 Hours and a Mule

We decided to use a different tie breaker this time: I charged both teams of attempting to draw the "most accurate" outline of Rhode Island. What I didn't know was one team had a freakin' cartographer on their team who knew that Rhode Island had... actual islands! They took home second place.

Ignoscio came from behind (heh heh) and took 1st place! Nice work!

 

Thank you all again for being such an awesome crowd! Chelsea and Evelyn will be back soon!

xoxo,

Samantha and Kavi

Mister Tramps
8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:07 PM, May 09, 2013
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stop motion strawberry shortcake 80

charles ramsey in charge 79

buddy garrity's booster club 74

tom selleck's mustache 73

the enemy's gate is down 73

the lake house 72

3 chicks and a dick 72

hepatitis 7 of 9 70

whiskey quizness 69

we should've eaten our mcdonald's 66

creativity constipation 64

potato salad sized 64

cat dicks 64

lutheran sisterhood gun club 64

big yellow joint 62

chive on 61

I quizzed my pants 61

quizard, where are my buffs? 59

encephalitic cephalapods 57

fo shizzle ma quizzle 46

viva zapata 45

ass hammer 43

lesbian penguins 42

sharter 18

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Mister Tramps: Wednesday 8pm in.gredients: Thursday 7pm Opal Divine's Marina: Saturday 10pm
Evelyn (hurls)

I'm Evelyn Hurley, the last human not on Facebook. My hobbies include baking, choreography and rewriting bogus bios John Dicker writes for me.  I live with Chelsea who I manipulate for good and evil depending on my mood.  I do not fly in airplanes. I'm a green belt in Kung Fu. I once beat Jason Bateman in thumb wrestling. 

Hi Mister Tramps Quizzers! Last night we had a great quiz, and covered a lot of material. Anytime we start out the quiz with Manboobs, you know it's going to be spectacular. We welcomed brand-new baby team Lesbian Penguins, who are not at all lesbians and not at all penguins. Except for the guy sitting at their table; he was a bit of both. They had a great time and I'm pretty sure we'll see them again.

Stop Motion Strawberry Shortcake was back on top, taking home the gold. 2nd place went to Charles Ramsey In Charge, while 3rd place was awarded to Buddy Garrity's Booster Club.

Along with Manboobs, we also quizzed about Captain Planet's iPod, and had a Speed Round on News Sites. The video round was pretty cool; we haven't had a round like that before. I won't spoil it for the quizzers that haven't video-rounded this week, but let's just say that it is very different than the type of video round that we are used to.

We had a great time with all of you, and I'm pretty sure everyone had a great time. We even finished up with a few minutes to spare, which is good because I got to chat with you guys a little more than usual after quiz. That's kinda my favorite part.

Hope to see you all again soon! xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea

PS Only 9 Likes away from 100 on our Mister Tramps FB page!. Like it!

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