8565 Research Blvd
Austin, TX 78758
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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So we get to Mister Tramps around 6:45, and Server Hannah walks past the door as I'm walking in and says, "Oh, I thought you were already here." I responded, "Weird. We just got here."
Then we walked up to our table to find our big faces on sticks taped to the backs of our chairs. So at first glance, it did kinda look like we were sitting there. Hannah is such a prankster! She made notes for us, and the one that was the best was titled the Old Limp Dicks and it had a drawing of a veiny penis doing the pole vault. Hannah draws a pretty impressive penis, and that means a lot coming from this gaybo. We took a picture and you can see it up there in the slide show to the left.
So the Table of Death had another batch of newcomers! I think all of you are just too nervous to sit there, which is kinda sad, but also I understand. We can be kinda bitchy sometimes. So this lady and this guy were sitting there, and they looked a little intimidated when all of you rushed our table to get your quizzing materials. So I went over and dropped off an answer packet and told them just to leave it there if they didn't like the quiz. They totally gave in, snickering along during the Longer or Shorter Than Ron Jeremy's Junk round, and doing their best to answer the Robert De Niro movie round. They never turned in an answer sheet, but the lady came up just as Round 8 was starting and told Chelsea how much fun they had playing along.
Maybe the Table of Death is some sort of transitional portal to bring non-quizzers over to the quizzer side.
I can't think of anything else to write. I just found out that someone actually reads this blog, and now I'm all nervous, or as Chelsea would say, I'm craboppled.
Oh, and how ridiculous was it that Faster, Strawberry Shortcake! Kill! Kill! scored 90 points? That means they missed a total of SIX points in the whole quiz. I told them if they're going to cheat* then they should at least try to make it LOOK like they aren't.
We love you guys, and hope to see you back whenever you want. No pressure. xoxo, Evelyn & Chelsea
*totally not a serious statement; they sit right next to our table and I can personally guarantee that they are completely honest quizzers.