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The Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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11:17 PM, November 07, 2012


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Amsterdam's tourist industry took a big hit	86

The Bastard Sons of Dr. Seuss	85

More like erection day!	83

There haven't been this many disappointed white people since Brooks and Dunn broke up	81

Brutal Mercy	80

Free Pussy Riot? Where?	78

Big Bird's Big Sigh of Relief	77

Four more beers	77

Preparing for the Highball Apocalypse	77

Japanese Erection Results	76

Squeal like a pig!	75

Where will I get my fill of beltcock now?	73

Barack the Casbah	71

Cone of Violence	71

Mustache Ride	70

Binder full of women	69

Merciful Brutality	69

Daryl Royal is dead sexy	68

Cone of Silence	67

It's not what you know-- it's who you know	59

Get your shit together Florida	57

UnARMed	57

Leg	51

Red Tights	41

Just the tip	37

Bronco Bama	14

No matter what happens, we'll always be willing to do a quiz while your baby's genitals are mutilated...

John W. Smith

You know, I was busy scrapbooking this evening and I thought I might share some videos with you from the early days of our little quiz. Enjoy!

The first milker? A reporter for KUT! For his sake I won't reveal his name, but it's not Mose Buchele!

How many different ways could we humiliate James? Features some classic Glenn!

This video features a performance by the legendary LAZER, late of Team Dong.

I don't know what's happening here, but that's Natalie Darrah of WhenInATX fame.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS!

Geeks Who Drink won Best Quiz in the Austin Chronicle's Best Of issue-- thanks to everyone who voted! Join us for our final week next week. Our last Sunday is in mere days!

The Highball
1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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12:59 AM, November 05, 2012


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Teenage Suicide (Don't do it by Big Fun)	87

We're only playing because the NYC Marathon was cancelled	85

Help! My parents are high	72

I got all them black bitches mad cuz my main bitch vanilla	70

Mae and the Mennonites	62

The Cocaine Spiders	57

2 and a half women	57

Is it Darth Mickey or Qui Gon mouse?	57

This beer is delicious	50

Ball Busters	48

Penis Pumps and Vagina Lumps	48

"Space Jam" Was The Director's Second And Last Feature Credit

James Sterling Pound

Aaaaaaaaahhhhh yyyeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh y'all! What up, what an evening! Sorry, blogging while watching Space Jam is difficu... oh, Jordan's playin baseball now?!

Well hey, you guys were full of grace tonight as you tried to ace every round. You were on the case answering those news worthy foreign nations. We gave you space and y'all were in the right place to mace anything standing in your way. Also, John's panties are lace.

...Good god Michael Jordan is a great actor. I think he coulda made a good Blade. Er, um, awkward transition, suicide might be painless, but y'alls wrong answers for Round Five were pretty injurious. William H Macy only killed himself in Boogie Nights, duh! Not Fargo. Not Pleasantville. And certainly not Wild Hogs, but that would've made that a lot more interesting.

Moron Mountain sure was an apt name for the antagonists in this movie... I finally found the first stock I'm investing in, Lil' Mynx. Original, Portable, and ROTATING poles! Shit yeah! Mmm, if Jane Krakowski was on one of those... I dunno, I used to have a semi-crush on her. I mean between her and Calista Flockheart, I'm gonna side with the one less resembling a skeleton.

Aaron-smith happened... not sure why. ToonSquad WINS!!!! Spoiler alert. Also, Bill Murray is funny.

Not much of us in these “Thighball” quizzes left, you should be there for the rest of 'em. Please? “Can I go home now?”-Michael Jordan -Space Jam www.facebook.com/geekshighball

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1142 S Lamar Blvd
Austin, TX 78704
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10:46 PM, October 31, 2012


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Beltcock and the Bitch	95

Hurricane Sandy Vagina	90

NYC dressed as slutty New Orleans for Halloween	87

Brutal Mercy	86

James Pound Puppies	85

What does a slutty dog have to do to get laid around here?	85

Disney presents: Star Wars Episode 7: Emporer Palpatine's New Clothes	82

Poop spelled backward is poop	76

Better late than pregnant	74

Grrr-animals	72

Dried Rapericots	67

The Sausage Kings of Chicago	61

Mansicles	59

Razorblade Apples	54

Frankenstein's Henchman	47

Fun size candy isn't fun	47

Who gives a shit	42

Slutty Talk Show Host

John W. Smith

Three Halloween experiences that shaped my life.

1) Four years old. Preschool Halloween party. Beaumont, Texas. I'm dressed as Satan (or The Devil or Lucifer), with red face paint and horns and even a pitchfork. I'm commanded by my parents to not poke anyone with the goddamn pitchfork. DON'T POKE ANYONE WITH THE PITCHFORK. Spoiler, I allowed the pitchfork to lightly poke someone in the butt. It was a very passive poke, a simple prod really. Nothing I should have been punished or reprimanded for.

I got the pitchfork back later on that night.

2) Eight years old. Unnamed Corpus Christi elementary school. The school was holding a Halloween carnival. There was a pumpkin decorating contest. Can I carve a pumpkin? No way. I looked for a simple way. Found it. I drew a scar on the pumpkin, put a plastic clothes basket on top, and gave it a cigar. Thus was born Al Ca-pumpkin, the winning pumpkin design.

3) Eighteen years old. St. George Hotel, Brooklyn. One of my roommates goes to the Village Halloween Party and drinks a large bottle of vodka. Comes back and takes a shit all over the bathroom, then spends the night in the hospital.

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