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Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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10:14 AM, August 10, 2012
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Self-Defense for Shut Ins 72

Cackling Grackles 49

Me A.K.A. Me 36

Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry


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Samantha (Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry)

Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

I think you're the bomb.com. 

Oh, and DAMN look at that high score. Crackling grackles, I think we need to have a talk about when to use the joker ;) 

 

OMG we had such a good time! I pooped glitter and rainbows! Everything was the best ever and went so great! I'm so happy right now I could hug a dolphine underwater and hope that he takes me to the cave where he keeps all of his magical treasure! 

Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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8:23 AM, August 03, 2012
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I'm not the gynocologist, but I'll take a look 78

Bag of Dickbones 74

The League of Extraordinary Genitals 72

The U.N. 70

2 Guys, a girl, and a pizza face 62

Vince 61

Putting the Bad in Badmitton 51

Cacking Grackles 45

Team Awesome 44

The B Team 39

Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry


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Samantha (Samantha "Cuntpunt" Perry)

Why are you even looking in here? There's no naked pictures. Carry on. 

JAX!

Thank you all for letting me crash your quiz, now on Thursdays! Josh had some thing to do--I saw him after the quiz and he said he missed you all. However, I did bring a nice beer token to make sure you could remember him.

Also, remind him to get a pencil sharpener, or maybe you all should start bringing your own--OOOOO or sharp knives! You could all learn to whittle little tips onto your pencils! 

Either you guys are geniuses, or this quiz was easy. I prefer to think the former. However, I think we all discovered that you guys don't know much about what is or is not in a courtroom. Also Judges Eats Gavels are definitely not bible books. Except for judges. Also Exodus is a noun, not a verb--good try though!

Also, no need to put question marks behind your answers! Be assertive! "Corky...Romano...???????" was actually correct! 

You've GOT to put those answer sheets in my face or I will not see/score them and then I'll make a fool out of myself for asking for your sheet again. Just put your sheet in my face. That's all I ask. Ever. 

Alright friends, Thank you for not stealing my shit, and for the pictures. I am enjoying them immensely. 

Josh'll be back next week, and until then--stay cool, JAX.

Samantha

Jax Neighborhood Cafe
2828 Rio Grande St
Austin, TX 78705
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2:45 PM, July 27, 2012
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Sky Pony 73

Chicken McMuppets 67

In the Lead With 10,000 Points: Last Call 61

Swamp Donkeys 59

Analrapist 48

Cackling Grackles 44

Not Last Place? 42

Loose Motions 39

I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer 28

Homeless Republican 4

Homeless 3

Kavi


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Jocular, self-obsessed androphile. Lit nerd. Probably your new favorite person.

Woe to the forlorn quizzers (there must have been at least a few of 'em) who showed up to JAX on Wednesday night hoping to regurgitate useless facts for free beer and the approval of a man who does Christina Hendricks better than Geoffrey Arend. Still coming down off the high of last week's Arrested Development quiz, everyone's favorite Neighborhood Cafe proved last night that Thursday is the place to be. Also, it's at 8:30, not 8:00. Apologies for any confusion.

I very much appreciated the welcoming nature of the JAXers toward a lowly substitute Quizmaster. I also appreciated your appreciation of that one New Pornographers song I played, speaking of hot red-haired bitches. No thanks to the douchenozzle who yelled out the answer to the Grindr question in Round One. I hate having to ask y'all to spell.

Proving once and for all that wonders, in fact, will never cease, we had plenty of teams who guessed that the U.S. was among those countries whose national anthems were played in Round Seven. I don't know about you guys, but I've watched enough Astros games to supply a Lake Titicaca-sized pool of tears and distinguish my homeland's theme music from that of all the other lame-os who are gearing up to lose the Olympics this weekend. Beach volleyball, amiright? Titties.

A huge kudos again to the dude who came all the way from Seattle on a Geeks-themed road trip and suffered miserably at the hands of what I thought was an exceptionally tough quiz. I may never remember his name, but I hope he enjoys his bacon-flavored lollipop and is at least able to revel in the fact that I Eat More Pussy Than Cervical Cancer, as a team name, gave me more than one hearty chuckle. Thanks again for accepting me and my short skirt, and I'll see y'all around.

Oh, and here's the Facebook page again. Get on it!

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