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Thursdays, 8pm, Hefley's
At age 5, Will decided he wanted to be a scientist.
At age 29, Will became a scientist.
At age 30, Will realized he never wanted to be a scientist, he wanted to be in Starfleet.
At age 31, Will determined Starfleet was not an option.
Will is currently pursuing a career as a Time Lord.
Seven teams last night! Second week we have increased our total by two. Even though they showed up a bit late, NOOBS took home the Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Arithmetic Progress for coming in 7th place. It was a shot glass. I will give out the AFOAITFOAP next week to whoever places 9th.
Also winning Best Team Name was In My Pants. A good team name leaves something to the imagination. A great team name leaves everything.
General advice. When talking about C. Diff while sitting, don't point down.
For a second week, Dr. Fila-Buster Archipelago won, and for a second week, picked a shitty stupid shitty team name. I hate you, my friends.
For a first week, Rich Dicks showed up and took second. I don't know why, but I got the feeling this team wasn't fucking around.
Bury My Coc OH SHIT I just got it.
Next week! Best team name will be a dirty video game description (e.g., "Drills Through Dirt Until My Enemies Explode").