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The Denver Wrangler
1700 Logan St
Denver, CO 80203
Wednesdays: 8:00 PM
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12:59 PM, March 14, 2013
Scores
suck it bitches 74

ass is new vag 73

stink star 69

I blow pope smoke 68

forwards 66

ddown and under 65

unicorn chopsticks 63

oscar meyer 62

Urine Trouble 59

front bottom 58

mattman and throbin 52

minivan 52

dicks 51

taste our rainbow 47

folley of the greeks 35

subwoffer for 1 35

such sweet o face 29

Sparkling Spreadeagles 12

trade spunk 10

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Mondays at Ernie's, Wednesdays at the Denver Wrangler, Thursdays at Jackson's All American (Greenwood Village).
John LaHendro (Cousin Chet)

Johnny was raised in the Swiss Alps by his grandfather and often has trouble differentiating his life from the movie Heidi.  He has a completely worthless degree in Creative Writing from the University Of Colorado, which he has parlayed into never getting a real job.  When he's not quizzing, he can be found drinking good scotch and cheap beer and bitching about how Charles Bukowski has completely ruined his life.  John is currently living in a remote area of south Denver, which he knows for a fact to be Denver due to the large number of DPD officers he sees hanging around his apartment complex.  His hobbies include watching old episodes of Mystery Science Theatre, playing classic Nintendo games, and making fun of your favorite band.  He also sometimes confuses his life with that of Batman and is currently trying to track down the Joker and bring him to justice.

So, someone bristled at the fact that I called Oz the Great and Powerful was a piece of shit despite the fact that I haven’t seen it yet. I know, I shouldn’t judge the movie without seeing it, but it’s one of those where you just look at the trailer and say, “this is just designed to take my money.” So, sorry for judging without seeing it first, but some things you just know are going to be terrible.

I found myself a new best friend last night. I don’t remember his name and no it wasn’t the guy who graphically described what he wanted to do to me on the patio while telling me not to make this weird. No, I found a fellow Dodger fan in the crowd. You see, I grew up in Colorado, but we didn’t have a baseball team when I was a kid, so I was a Dodgers fan. And  my hero as a kid (other than Batman) was Fernando Valenzuela. Big old left-handed pitcher who won a World Series his rookie year. It was impossible not to love Fernando. Recently, the MLB Network showed when he pitched his no hitter. I was supposed to be working but instead I took a three hour break with one of my coworkers to watch a game that was over 20 years old. That’s how much I love Fernando.

Okay, I’m going to have to cut this short today. I’m late for an appointment, but before I go, I just want to say that last week’s episode of Girls was really depressing and I don’t like when things that are supposed to be funny are depressing, so try harder, show. See you next week.