Brigett's Last Laugh
17222 N Cave Creek Rd
Phoenix, AZ 85032
Thursdays: 7:30 PM
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So it’s Valentine’s Day 2013, woopty frickin’ doo-dah, why do we care about this holiday so much? If you need a holiday in order for you to spread love and give thanks for your loved-ones, SNAP OUT OF IT! So the history surrounding the origins of this February 14th holiday is debatable. Preceding 270 AD (supposedly the year of his death) a man named Valentine was not recognized by the Roman Catholic Church as being a Saint, mainly because those who celebrated at this time of the year were Pagans, who would gather at the ides of Feburary (15th ) to celebrate Lupercalia, a fertility festival dedicated to the God of Agriculture, Faunus.
They would meet in a cave and offer up a goat and a dog sacrifice, in which they would skin the hides from the sacrifice, cut them into belt-like strips, dip them in the sacrificial blood, and then take to town slapping women, and crops as a way of boosting fertility in both conception and crop (the women loved it, usually offering themselves up to be slapped with the bloody strip of dog or goat hide).
And I thought my “swag” was horrible!
Come here baby, let me slap you with this bloody dog hide… oooh , yeah, you like that… don’t you !
Since it was Valentine’s Day, not many lush-geeky type love birds showed up like I anticipated, instead I got all but 4 teams, and a few cameo appearance from people who don’t give 2 shits about that Hallmark holiday. And fitting were the drink specials on Pink Pussies and Blow Jobs. (Are there any masculine sexually themed drinks ? Like .. Iron Penis on the Rocks ?) Anyways with my small bunch of quizzers the showdown began, The teams for tonight included:
Jenna was lovely as always, I am so excited for the new mom, and I heard from a little bird that she is expecting a boy ! Gratz once again Jenna! (Doesnt she carry so well!) Thanks go out to Jason and Brigett for having me.
Lesson learned from tonight’s quiz: Get your Valentine shit-faced, and do quiz.
Be sure to check out Brigett’s facebook page, And Like It Damn It, or else…
You can find the direct link to my blog on Brigetts FB also. Only a 1st and Last place prize awarded tonight, no 2nd place.
1st Place was the team currently known as Conchs, you guys did one shell of a job! Bam ! $25 Yours.
Last Place Prize went to: Those Guys they won pink valentines themed wine flutes from 99? Only.
I will see you all back here on Thursday @ 7:30 Brigett’s Last Laugh for more Pub Quiz !