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Jackson's at Celebrity Lanes
15755 E Arapahoe Rd
Centennial, CO 80016
Tuesdays: 8:00 PM
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1:22 PM, February 13, 2013
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The New Pope - we already have the car 65

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Puzzles 55

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Hall Brewing 35

CTAY 31

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Quizzing it up in Chicago!

While I was at home watching the news before I made my way over to quiz I noticed that out of all the gloom, doom, and people being holed up in a cabin there weren't too many funny bits on the news this week. Then I saw the story about the latest Carnival cruise to be stuck without power due to an engine failure, that is being towed back to port at a mind-blowing 6 knots. I'm sure power failures are pretty common on cruise ships but this is the second time in less than a year that a carnival cruise has been stranded at sea. I had to laugh, because you know out of the thousands of passengers aboard there is atleast a handful of them that were on that other stranded ship last year. The fact that Carnival is telling people to take a shit in a bag and pee in their showers is hilarious. Rather than make people live in their own fecal matter for days couldn't Carnival shuffled those people over to another boat? WTF. I don't know about you but I would never take a Carnival cruise after seeing this.

And as far as Obama's State of the Union speech, Geroge Carlin said it best with, "They want obidient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork, and just dumb enough to passively accept all of these increasingly shittier jobs, the lower pay, longer hours, reduced benefits, the end over overtime...and nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to count on the fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red while and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes everyday." Enough said.

The Quiz - Things We Learned

  • Be sure to tip ovulating strippers
  • Trousers may explode
  • Old Vegas is pretty awful
  • Math puns? No problem!

Don't forget about our free beer tube and NES I'll be giving away. Check the Facebook page for details. It was great seeing all of you guys and be sure to make it back next Tuesday at 8!