Little Woodrow's (Midtown)
Houston, TX 77006
Wednesdays: 8:30 PM
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Once again, pub quiz takes priority over a major national event. This week, quizzers decided to pass on watching the first round of the presidential debate series in order to answer questions about serial killers, boobs, and crossword puzzles. I applaud your decision, quizzers. "Fuck both those guys," opined one team. Indeed.
The team name theme this week was "What's causing the syphilis outbreak in Houston?" Naturally, many of the team names invoked my sainted mother, which was to be expected. The teams we havd vying for best team name and playing along with the theme included I Got It From Your Mama, Butt Chin (because apparently that is something that can give you STDs), Your Mom is Siphilucky, Two Things Houstonians Don't Fuck With: Condoms and Rattlesnakes (a new twist on an old classic), My Ex-Boyfriend Screwed Your Mom!, and, of course, Your Mom. As usual, we handed out two awards for best team name, one picked by myself and one picked by my lovely assistant and scorekeeper, Dominica. My pick was for Butt Chin due larlgely to the classy way one of their team members said their name as I was going around taking pictures. It's such a stupid name, but she said it as if it were the name of British Royalty. Dominica went with Two Things Houstonians Don't Fuck With: Condoms and Rattlesnakes. Congrats to both those teams for making us giggle like little schoolgirls.
So here were our final standings for the night:
1st Place - I Got It From Your Mama
2nd Place - The Jam Boys
3rd Place - Pinkly Tauruses
Next week, our team name theme will be lawyers. Love 'em, hate 'em, they are everywhere. That includes those two guys who are running for president right now. So any team name invoking attorneys will be eligible for a best team name prize.
See you next Wednesday!