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You heard it here first, people. Borders used to have waaaaay better hot chocolate than Starbucks and it is a TRAVESTY that they are out of business. Not because people lost their jobs and all that crap - but because I can't get my ridiculous chocolatey (is that a word?) beverage fix anymore. I would have dropped the mic in frustration just thinking about it but the chorus of people yelling "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" stopped me. If you're a regular to my pub quiz you know why. If you're not a regular then wtf have you been doing with your life?! Get your priorities straight, people. Drunken quizzing should be Number ONE in your life before anything; kids, spouse, work, etc...Otherwise you'll have no facts to teach your kids, nothing to argue about with your spouse, and f*ck work. Just f*ck it.
We ended the night on a Beyonce dance off, although next time a tie happens I promise to do my best to remember to think about possibly having Miley Cyrus on cue (I take requests very seriously). We had a night of awesome team names, and I'm still trying to decide if I'm Using the Big Hole is my favorite or if it's Uncle Bad Touch. It's like choosing between your kids, or better yet, choosing between Kirk and Picard, i.e.: it's really freakin hard!
Thanks for the beautiful artwork, and don't forget to harass the shit outta Ama when she rocks the mic next week!
-Taylor
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It was our Quiz for a Cause Night, betches!! All you geeks came into the Dragon room and got schwasted on the euphoria that comes from helping out a great cause...well, euphoria and the booze. But mostly euphoria. Tonight we raised money and awareness for the Santa Fe Youth Symphony, huzzah! Because if there's one thing better than young kids blasting away on wind instruments, it's young kids blasting away on wind instruments on stage and NOT in your house. Or near your house. Or in the other side of your duplex because it's not like you totally share a frakin' wall or anything!! But seriously, you guys and gals rock. Thanks for showing up and opening up your wallets/pockets/purses/safety deposit boxes for a great cause.
We also had a round totally dedicated to titties... MAN titties that is. It's ABOUT TIME we motor-boated through a round on moobs! And some genius (no, not being sarcastic this time) back at HQ coordinated the shit outta our quiz tonight. Not only did we have a round on chunky men, but our visual round was all about the crappy food that helped fill out those DD sized chesticles. Taco Bell, we salute you! Well not really. Your food tastes like donkey dick...wrapped in a Dorito's shell. Actually that's a lie, I've never tasted anything in a Dorito's shell so I wouldn't know.
Next week we're back to our good 'ol selfish ways again, so I expect everyone (who is of legal age - yaaaay liability!) to be double drunk, or euphoric. Whatever.
Make it So, Number One,
Taylor
@QuizinatrixT
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If a sheet full of toothless actresses didn't get you to half mast tonight our round on Butt Sex probably did. And if, for some reason, butt sex isn't your thing then I KNOW our audio round on the startup sounds of various game consoles had you splooging all over the bottom of your tables. Our apologies to the bussers who have to clean that up, btw. I'm not going to lie, I feel a little tingle every time I turn on my 360 Elite and hear that "ping" sound as I touch the button. It's like the sound of meeting God when you die and having him say "Welcome to Heaven, and yes, your house is next to Bruce Campbell's". Yes I know that King Bruce is alive and well, but any version of heaven would be incomplete without him.
Every world with a Heaven has to have a Hell too, right? Well mine would be found in our Round Three on musicals. I love broadway musicals, LOVE them, but I'll be damned if I have to pretend to enjoy a question on the Rocky Horror Picture Show *GASP! What do you mean, Taylor? RHPS is amazing and soooooo counter culture!* No, it's about as amazing as a cow pie on a hot day. Yup, I said it. SPOILER ALERT! Everyone is a hoe bag and there are aliens. Well I hope the characters all got space herpes, and I hope my theatre professors who forced me to continually see this show got it too, because it is the biggest fraking pile of crap ever! And the Time Warp is a dumb dance. Okay, blog rage subsided. Cool points to whoever got that question wrong, btw. Granted these points are of the same variety they used on Whose Line Is It Anyway? meaning they are useless, but it sounds good all the same.
Oh, and speaking of splooging, I hope you're all following @GeeksWhoDrink on instagram and twitter!
See you later!
-Taylor