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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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12:22 PM, November 01, 2012
Scores
Snow White and the 7 Gungans 88
Sandy & Snooki blowing their way across the east coast just to get on T.V. 84
Super hipsters won't even hang out with Aquaman ironically 82
Hitler Goebbels 2012: Clear eyes, full hearts, no jews 81
Draw me like one of your French trees, the Bob Ross Story 80
Star Wars 7: The return of Jaffar 79
Spotted Dick 78
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits 73
Halloweenis 70
We have a thermal detinator 70
Pimpin is easy... when you're Kyle 67
Whodunnit 65
Off Constantly 63
Jesus' biscuit 56
Action movie heroes 50
Who? 14
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Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. 		Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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Happy Samhain everyone! I know in today's ridiculous commercialization of everything nowadays, it is easy to become cynical and sick of all things Hallmark. But let's be thankful for one thing, that Halloween is the last major holliday which hasn't been entirely hijacked by those fucking imperial Christians who like to take credit for everything.

No offense, Christians. But seriously, it's not yours. Get back to your damn churches and say a dozen prayers to be thankful that the rest of us haven't taken Christmas and Easter back... yet. 

Who else can I seriously offend in a few short paragraphs? Perhaps we just need to look at the team names to take a few more cultural digs... 

I mean the offense of the Gungans, of course. 

Seriously, the quizzers who came out on Halloween night and dressed up for the holiday, are the best damn people on earth. One hell of a night. Not only was it a great celebration of horror monsters and other Halloween themes, but there were some killer costumes, and it was too hard to choose a best. 

We had, the human TARDIS

The sexy Mandalorian

(sorry, should have gotten a few more pictures of this one)

and Dr. Frankenfurter, who was bent over in front of me all night.

All...

Fucking...

Night...

I seriously could not predict who could have possibly won the quiz. There were a number of stand-out teams that were on their way to dominance. Congrats to Snow White and the Seven Gungans for the win, and Sandy & Snooki, blowing their way across the east coast just to get on T.V. for the second-place finish. 

Seriously, your quizmaster loves you all!