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Once upon a time, there was a cable channel called The Learning Channel. It played educational programming, documentaries, and other shows which had some resemblance of intelligent life on earth.
Then they were obviously taken over by insane dingos with no morals whatsoever, and there were train-wrecks of shows like Jon & Kate Plus 8, King of the Crown, and Toddlers and Tiaras...
STOP IT! No! This is not appropriate for any age, race, or species! If you are watching any of this shit, you should have your television taken away and the remote control shoved so far up your ass that it requires invasive surgery to make you shit normal again. This garbage is the primary reason that our world sucks. One person watching Toddlers and Tiaras is equivalent to 100 men clubbing 100 baby seals while eating Big Macs littering styrofoam into the ocean.
This Honey Boo Boo shit must stop! What is so wrong with humanity that we enjoy watching human train-wrecks and elevating them to the status of celebrity? If we were actually watching train-wrecks, that would be more intellectually stimulating because at least we would witness the science of physics, mechanics, and pyrotechnics.
If you are watching TLC or any of these reality exploitation-mockery shows (yes, American Idol audition episodes count!), you must stop now! If you know someone who is watching these shows, give them an intervention immediately and get them away from these abortions of human intellect. I still have just a glimmer of hope for this country, but if we don't stop this decline to complete and total retardation of our intelligence then the terrorists should win.
You know who is smart enough to not waste their time with this nonsense? Butt Drunk Love and Jazz Hands: The Michael J. Fox Story. These two teams squeaked by the rest of the competition and tied for the first place spot. After a sudden death round, they tied again with 3 points a piece. It came down to one impossible math question, where Jazz Hands was within 60,000 to the exact answer, but Butt Drunk Love was only about 46,000 away.
See you kids next time, but more importantly, friends don't let friends support bad television!