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Piper Down
1492 S State St
Salt Lake City, UT 84115
Wednesdays: 7:30 PM
Sundays: 7:30 PM
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11:52 AM, September 24, 2012
Scores
Green pig outcasts 74
Insert Romney joke here 73
We are the 47%, just give us the answers 70
Who needs a 401K when you've got Pogs and Beanie Babies? 69
Are we close enough to Nick's mom to get in on the action? 67
Sundays are for trivia and masturbation 63
Chaos on bullshit mountain 62
Clever joke about current events 61
George Lucas is awesome! (At sucking my cock) 59
Mitt Romney's campaign is so dead that the Mormons just baptised it 54
Easy, like your mom 54
Neo says, â??woahâ?쳌 45
Genius, evil genius, or delusional mad man?
Doctor Nick: Thymelord


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Sundays & Wednesdays: Piper Down 7:30pm. 		Nick (Doctor Nick: Thymelord)

Nick is one of the rare people who was born in Las Vegas long before it became Disneyland for degenerates. His growing discomfort for heat, and ongoing feud with some Canadian boy named Celine Dion led him to the land of Zion. Upon discovering this wasn't the same land of Zion mentioned in The Matrix, he decided to make the best of the situation and began hosting pub quizzes. 

His hobbies include drinking, eating, teaching children to swear, cooking, and being one of the last people on earth who thinks CDs are the only way to buy music. His turnoffs are walks on the beach, because that combines sun, sand, and countless bacterias growing in the moist heat. 

By day he looks at an endless supply of MBA student assignments and weeps for the future. His most recent inappropriate comment to a student was, "I could take your business proposal to run an armoury for Live-Action-Role-Players seriously if it wasn't for the 793 grammatical errors which impeded my giggling."

He's not a licensed therapist, but he's happy to take a look inside your head and solve your problems. Better yet, come out to a quiz and drink your troubles away.

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It has been said that it's a fine line between genius and insanity. Psychosis is a phenomenon that mankind may never understand. What is it that turns a viable mind into an irrational array of madness?

We talk about the difference of Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison. Who was a genius, and who was an evil genius? The lines are hard to determine.

After the quiz, I discussed the genius of Andy Warhol. Not that he was an incredible artist, but his mind was wired in a way that allowed him to exploit the popular culture with something so seemingly grotesque to the world of art, yet aesthetically wonderful in an unusual way.

Our modern life seems less filled with people like Tesla or Warhol, now we have Mr. Brainwash, Mike Huckabee, and PSY...

At first glance, you have to wonder if this Korean fad is more William Hung or Leslie Hall. Leslie Hall obviously is an evil mastermind akin to Warhol who knows how to be so outrageous that people pay attention. Hung, was an unfortunate outcome of our sick sense of voyeurism which delights in watching the pain and humiliation of others. 

PSY falls somewhere within this spectrum. Is Gangnam Style something created by a beautiful mind of manipulative powers, or perhaps the arrogance of money in the hands of someone whose self-esteem perhaps needs a notch or two picked off? (cough-- Rebecca Black)

Frankly, I don't give a shit. Just food for useless conversation. Which is the one true thing out of this. Why don't we spend more time actually thinking about things and conversing, rather than sharing the latest "YouTube sensation" or internet meme? Why are all our political discussions repetitive conspiracy theories of big government, and what illusions of liberty we think we are attempting to save. 

If for nothing else, I'm glad a little Gangnam Style showed up in people's minds if only temporarily. Let's learn from the lesson of this pasty-overweight man and dance for no reason. Live in the moment, and speculate on something that doesn't involve a loud-mouthed "newsperson" spewing hate and vile across cable television and public radiowaves. 

Let's play a fucking pub quiz!

Big kudos to Green Pig outcasts for getting a win. I think these crazy kids went on a marathon and played our game somewhere in town 4 times in 8 days. They were able to pull consistent scores on each round, and took Insert Romney Joke Here by a single point.